It's the ONLY valid category. First thing I always do is take Bella Goth from Mortimer. Sure, I'd frick everyone in the neighborhood, but Bella was always first.
>all the best furniture >crime boss job >stole bella goth from mortimer >lots of giant, empty spaces >takes like 3 hours to walk across the house to take a piss
The chink webm you're talking about is definitely disturbing, but this sims webm is fricking hilarious. I never understood how the babby BBQ was considered disturbing in any way. It's comedy gold
don't worry, if it's the video i'm thinking about, it's fake from an old shock art display with food made to look like fetuses. still fricked up, but funnier.
>get Sims 1 >download hundreds of item and texture packs >open cheat console and get rich >buy land on top the hill and flatten it >spend 3 hours autistically crafting a huge mansion and decorating it with the most expensive luxury items >let my sim live the luxury NEET life on cheated money and train him in the arts, read, play, do everything to become the perfect sim >get a job and quickly rise the ranks >start socializing to force a woman to live in my palace as fast as possible >now have 2 sims to manage >despite wealth, wisdom, talent, charisma etc. sims become grouchy >can't manage work, social life, hygiene, food, fun at the same time and sims get depressed >house fire after house fire >burglar gives rich sims with security system PTSD >get demoted, sim wife starts cheating >sim becomes suicidal, no hope left >send sim to swim in the pool and remove the ladder >sim dies and uninstall game
Shit's broken just like real life.
How did he get so many sims on his lot?
How embarrassing
i hope these chopper homosexuals all got the flu. frick em
Devs better add in an rpg to the game so I can blow those frickers outta the sky
The op is from sims not zomboid you stupid zoomer homosexual
I really thought that first pic was zomboid for a minute
Zomboid would make the perfect MMO sims if you take away the zombies
For my last few saves my sleep schedule was so fricked up I slept through it.
Another proof Zomboid threads are mad by automated bots
Must be some rich Carpool to be able to afford an old car. Especially one that's street legal.
I refuse! You can't make me!
Is there a single video game character who is more PUNISHED than Mortimer fricking Goth? Because I really don't think there is.
>live in a nice, big house
>have a hot wife
>happy marriage
>it all gets ruined the day that the loser at the end of the neighborhood moves in
He was dead in a week once I arrived
The most cucked man in existence
And the Sims 4 BLACKED him
>pick the goth family
>play Mortimer exclusively
>frick all the b***hes
>divorce bawd wife
>beat annoying child
Vacation Island... home...
I just don't understand how this guy is taking a cruise on a dare devil's salary
Can you imagine walking from the warm sandy beach up to a frigid mountain and it's like half a mile?
is there an easier way to reset a neighborhood than to just reinstall?
Making Magic aesthetics is fricking kino. Iove that old timey/over the garden wall look. I wish there where more games in that style.
Superstar made it way harder
crasj
you frickers are making me want to download the old sims, frick frick frick
I already fricking took the bait and i'm downloading the full game, pls send help
So then go do it.
It can't be more than a couple gigs.
same
but only to speedrun cucking Mortimer
is that a valid category?
It's the ONLY valid category. First thing I always do is take Bella Goth from Mortimer. Sure, I'd frick everyone in the neighborhood, but Bella was always first.
Think you can do it in one Sim day. Probably less.
It's the talk of the neighborhood
F A S H I O N
What did you put in your Pyramid of Power?
Oh, everything. Everything there is.
Traps, secret tunnels, offerings etc
>all the best furniture
>crime boss job
>stole bella goth from mortimer
>lots of giant, empty spaces
>takes like 3 hours to walk across the house to take a piss
I remember when this was considered controversial.
Still isn't as disturbing as the webm of chinks eating actual fetus's.
The chink webm you're talking about is definitely disturbing, but this sims webm is fricking hilarious. I never understood how the babby BBQ was considered disturbing in any way. It's comedy gold
don't worry, if it's the video i'm thinking about, it's fake from an old shock art display with food made to look like fetuses. still fricked up, but funnier.
>has a job
>car looks like shit
Do people really think this is acceptable? Just lease something new.
It's not much of a job
>open it
>immediately close it
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You fricker
AHHHHHHHH
The Sims 5 when?
Does it matter?
Zomboid > CDDA
>get Sims 1
>download hundreds of item and texture packs
>open cheat console and get rich
>buy land on top the hill and flatten it
>spend 3 hours autistically crafting a huge mansion and decorating it with the most expensive luxury items
>let my sim live the luxury NEET life on cheated money and train him in the arts, read, play, do everything to become the perfect sim
>get a job and quickly rise the ranks
>start socializing to force a woman to live in my palace as fast as possible
>now have 2 sims to manage
>despite wealth, wisdom, talent, charisma etc. sims become grouchy
>can't manage work, social life, hygiene, food, fun at the same time and sims get depressed
>house fire after house fire
>burglar gives rich sims with security system PTSD
>get demoted, sim wife starts cheating
>sim becomes suicidal, no hope left
>send sim to swim in the pool and remove the ladder
>sim dies and uninstall game
Shit's broken just like real life.
>start socializing to force a woman to live in my palace as fast as possible
Big mistake.
You're late for your job as a slacker
sul sul
>the woohoo cutscene from 2
>sims threads