In their armor, they have a waste reprocessing system built into it. Not that they need to shit every day, since they only need a little morsel of food to sustain themselves for weeks on end anyway.
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under normal circumstances? on the toilet like everyone else
presumably a reinforced toilet designed to handle a giant
in the field while in their armor?
well that shouldnt be a worry since they have received bio-augmentations that reduce the need to use the bathroom in the first place, along with a reduced need to sleep or rest
but if a fight does go long enough to need to take a dump, they can do it in the suit which is designed to recycle their waste and not require you to take off a ton of armor just to use the can
>In their armor, they have a waste reprocessing system built into it
a diaper?
It's not a diaper, its a shitpipe lodged firmly up their rectums that sucks the shit right out of them and reprocesses it into field rations. This has all been established since RT, damn lorelet tourists.
Half the people in this setting are walking around with various tubes jammed in their mouth, nose or skull. Is it really so surprising to learn they have a tube up their ass too?
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It's not a diaper, its a shitpipe lodged firmly up their rectums that sucks the shit right out of them and reprocesses it into field rations. This has all been established since RT, damn lorelet tourists.
I think their combat rations are made to be so efficient there's no need to take a dump as their body absorbs 100% of it.
Picrel inspired a 'debate' about how you would even get Gravis armour off to take a dump. Aggressors in particular are up shit creek.
This culminated in one 'debater' erupting into the 'take a dump' song to the tune of "Wake me up inside".
Around the "CAN'T TAKE DUMP" verse we decided this was now the theme of Aggressors.
>Nutrient Recycling: Filters in the armour capture and purify body waste, re-constituting it into a nutrient solution that is intravenously returned to the body. This can sustain a Battle-Brother for long periods of time, but not indefinitely.
under normal circumstances? on the toilet like everyone else
presumably a reinforced toilet designed to handle a giant
in the field while in their armor?
well that shouldnt be a worry since they have received bio-augmentations that reduce the need to use the bathroom in the first place, along with a reduced need to sleep or rest
but if a fight does go long enough to need to take a dump, they can do it in the suit which is designed to recycle their waste and not require you to take off a ton of armor just to use the can
>a whole convent of battle sisters holding in their shit in the night leading up to a battle, so come dawn they call all drop turds the size of premature infants and go into the fray with clear minds and empty bowels
Alright I guess I wasn't not going to goon
A battle sister crash lands on a planet in an escape pod, and after weeks of wandering the planet's vast deserts encounters a single space marine that has been wandering for months. They're both at their limits with nutrient recycling pushed far beyond normal. The delirious marine points his bolter at the sister, and says, "Open your armour, do a shit, and I won't kill you here and now."
The sister follows directions before catching the marine off guard. She returns the gesture, pointing her bolter at the marine before saying, "Open your armour, do a shit, and I won't kill you here and now."
Then they had lunch together.
Uh dude pretty sure they had a civil war over this >imperial loyalists wanted to hold it in forever >chaos traitors wanted to be able to go in any context, on the street, in a restaurant or theatre >the rest of humanity got dragged along with one of these two unreasonable positions
In their armor, they have a waste reprocessing system built into it. Not that they need to shit every day, since they only need a little morsel of food to sustain themselves for weeks on end anyway.
I hope this will be the only reply in this thread and we can let it fall off page 10 peacefully.
But how do they wipe?
They got paper glued to their armor.
They wipe out their enemies.
It's not a diaper, its a shitpipe lodged firmly up their rectums that sucks the shit right out of them and reprocesses it into field rations. This has all been established since RT, damn lorelet tourists.
>reprocesses it into field rations
So space marines literally eat shit?
It's the secret to that gorilla-like physique.
>he doesn't know
Imperial Fists have multiple rituals around eating literal shit, anon. It's some of the oldest Space Marine lore
>a shitpipe lodged firmly up their rectums that sucks the shit right out of them and reprocesses it into field rations.
I went to that club in Germany too
It was in Britain and they called it The Rock
They just push, it's that simple.
The tube goes right up there. No staining of the anus occurs.
They don't need to. Primaris shit solid gold pellets which the Champions use to bling up their armour.
They have built-in bidets. It's an otherwise lost technology.
You got it backwards, marines used the shit pipe method until Cawl (re)invented bidets
Thanks to the little known twentieth gene-seed implant "Equus Anus" they don't have to wipe.
Auto-bidet built into the ass plate
One of the space marine implants is actually a self-cleaning sphincter like horses have.
See
>In their armor, they have a waste reprocessing system built into it
a diaper?
oh frick off, we're not starting the diaper marine conspiracy again
Again?
the what
>waste reprocessing
>diaper
Tell us you had a fricked up childhood without saying you had a fricked up childhood.
Do they have pipes shoved up their ass then to extract such waste?
Unironically yes.
Half the people in this setting are walking around with various tubes jammed in their mouth, nose or skull. Is it really so surprising to learn they have a tube up their ass too?
But do Sisters of Battle have it as well?
It's probably a feature in all armor. Marine, Sister, Inquisitor, stormtroopers. Hell probably in Chaos armor as well.
>Hell probably in Chaos armor as well.
*plague marine crying because he physically cannot shit himself*
What do you think the plague marine random pipes are?
Did you think the Imperium does otherwise? That they recycle corpses, but nothing else?
this man's asking questions I never thought I needed answers to
Sisters have the opposite, their buttholes get stitched up
Sisters are so pure they don't poop.
You're telling me every power armour has a poopchute that goes directly up the users bumhole?
>they only need a little morsel of food to sustain themselves for weeks on
how though? metabolically, thermodynamically it makes no sense
I think their combat rations are made to be so efficient there's no need to take a dump as their body absorbs 100% of it.
Picrel inspired a 'debate' about how you would even get Gravis armour off to take a dump. Aggressors in particular are up shit creek.
This culminated in one 'debater' erupting into the 'take a dump' song to the tune of "Wake me up inside".
Around the "CAN'T TAKE DUMP" verse we decided this was now the theme of Aggressors.
>Nutrient Recycling: Filters in the armour capture and purify body waste, re-constituting it into a nutrient solution that is intravenously returned to the body. This can sustain a Battle-Brother for long periods of time, but not indefinitely.
That makes them seem a bit less badass, not sure where I got the combat rations idea from.
Probably a wiki.
under normal circumstances? on the toilet like everyone else
presumably a reinforced toilet designed to handle a giant
in the field while in their armor?
well that shouldnt be a worry since they have received bio-augmentations that reduce the need to use the bathroom in the first place, along with a reduced need to sleep or rest
but if a fight does go long enough to need to take a dump, they can do it in the suit which is designed to recycle their waste and not require you to take off a ton of armor just to use the can
however they do it, it's grimdark
They shit their power pants.
Maybe ask the general?
>General, how do the Astartes shit, Sir?
>solider, what did I say about eating dead orks?
With great precision and efficiency.
anal catheters.
how do they shit?
Nice thread
Got me some good chuckles outta me Scatological humor is actually good sometimes and whoever disagrees can suck my fat chode
>a whole convent of battle sisters holding in their shit in the night leading up to a battle, so come dawn they call all drop turds the size of premature infants and go into the fray with clear minds and empty bowels
Alright I guess I wasn't not going to goon
A battle sister crash lands on a planet in an escape pod, and after weeks of wandering the planet's vast deserts encounters a single space marine that has been wandering for months. They're both at their limits with nutrient recycling pushed far beyond normal. The delirious marine points his bolter at the sister, and says, "Open your armour, do a shit, and I won't kill you here and now."
The sister follows directions before catching the marine off guard. She returns the gesture, pointing her bolter at the marine before saying, "Open your armour, do a shit, and I won't kill you here and now."
Then they had lunch together.
There's probably an ostomy bag somewhere in the armor that collects it.
Uh dude pretty sure they had a civil war over this
>imperial loyalists wanted to hold it in forever
>chaos traitors wanted to be able to go in any context, on the street, in a restaurant or theatre
>the rest of humanity got dragged along with one of these two unreasonable positions