How do we fix Minecraft?

How do we fix Minecraft?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it round

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    open the launcher and select minecraft alpha

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SlipperyT collab.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    go back 12 years when the people who playing the game weren't morons shipping youtubers in gay relationships

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it new sagas. Adding new blocks and mobs isn't enough. The game stagnated into its building phase long enough and it wasn't even that great. Maybe they should focus on something like alternate dimensions like the End

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I await the day vintage story devs stop being homosexuals and release it on steam.
    That's legitimately the only thing hampering their success.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to do a legitimate combat update for frick sakes. The convoluted armor protection system is complete trash, having only two weapon types is fricking gay and the lack of enemy variety is boring as frick. Instead of wasting recources to make 800+ dumb fricking clutter items that you can't even use yourself because if you try to take them they'll just break and a thousand butterflies that serve absolutely no purpose why the frick don't they put new crops, actual fricking fishing and better food preservation?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back and take notes from Terraria. Create an adventure of some kind. Their efforts to do this feel stupid and unexciting. Minecraft at some point became very focused on new content feeling like "Minecraft" even though the most fun years of it is when the game evolved naturally and was not pinned down by a certain idea. Expanding the nether is boring, caves overhaul is boring, the boss fights are boring, all interesting effects being through enchantments is extremely boring. They managed to make a game that is fundamentally about exploration but managed to make everything you can discover to be as dull as possible. I never feel like I'm really improving my experience with new abilities while playing. It's just missing something.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caves overhaul is boring
      Have to disagree. Nu-caves are the best they've ever looked.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More varied structures (they can be rare, just have to be in the game and possible to find)
    >End either reworked or removed because it's dogshit that should have never been implemented
    >Remove copper or make it important

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How do we fix Minecraft?
    Hang every single mojaBlack person on a cherry tree.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play and mod the free (libre) clone Minetest instead.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    make villagers have more functions

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuke pajeetsoft, bring back java and mods.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will add another useless mob soon, it's over.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >microshit stole my account
    There is no fixing, I hope it burns to the ground and everyone involved dies in a horrible way, except Notch.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to 1.12 and add some vanilla+ mods or anything else that might interest you. My recommendations are Quark, Biomes O plenty, Mystical World, Fish's Undead Rising (GO INTO THE CONFIG AND REMOVE BANSHEES), Familiar Fauna, Spartan Weaponry, and Millenaire.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quark adds troony bees.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        go into the config and remove trannies too

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It needs some form of tower defense like in DQ Builders, that would spice it up just a touch. It wouldn't fix it, but it would certainly make it a bit more interesting.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For 1.20.1 I am gonna use

    Embedium
    Parcool!
    Better Combat
    Alex's Mobs
    YUNG mods minus the bridges one
    Farmers Delight with addons
    Spice of Live Apple Pie Edition

    And bunch of mods about new dimensions like aether or twighlight forest or something.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove Microshit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Subject: Your chance to migrate your account has ended.
      >Body:
      >Who tf are you srsly we need to work out who you are
      >We want to build a marketing profile on you and you're making mass surveilance more difficult you stupid b***h.
      >Migrate your account to a micrsoft account so we can track your ever step.
      >We want to spy on your kids and build marketing profiles on them as well.
      >We'll give you a 90 day grace period to give us your personal information.
      >Frick society very much,
      >Microshit

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >See minecraft screenshots
    >Feel urge to play
    >Get bored after 15 minutes

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    only TNT can fix it

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill Jeb

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Villages everywhere make surviving the first night way too easy
    >Ruined Nether portals everywhere ruin the immersion of the game and it's a lazy way to teach players how to build a portal
    >Random Pillager spawns also ruin the immersion of the game
    >Phantoms suck and won't get changed because "i-it's a punishment for not voting wisely!"
    >Fletching tables STILL don't have a use
    >Rather than improving or expanding minecarts, they decide to add elytra to render them obsolete
    >Same for Enchanting tables when Villagers make enchanted books more easily available
    >Mending makes Anvil repairing a joke with the absurd costs
    >Boring biomes like Birch forests spammed everywhere making exploring more of a chore
    >Copper is useless when they could've made something simple with them like Copper pipes
    >Swamps were promised an update but they still are the same with Mangrove being just a variation
    >Polar Bears and Pandas are useless
    >Archeology is barebones and only exists as decoration
    >Sniffer is useless too except it's even worse because Mojang said they won't update it and its plants to be more than just decorations
    >Armor trims are useless and only exist to waste resources
    >Mojang claims they won't add certain animals like Sharks and Crocodiles because killing them is "too unethical!"
    >Promise features but never deliver on them for shitty reasons (Ridable dragons, Birch forest update, Bundles, Combat update, etc.)
    >Mob votes feel like they are added out of spite because once they're in the game, Mojang won't bother updating them or making them more useful/less egregious
    >Everything about the new online moderation system is ass

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Granite, diorite, andesite still are less useful than cobblestone, while being rarer.
    >Many types of wood, but no special attributes other than texture.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Install 1.7.10
    2. Install some mods.
    3. Grab a brew and get comfy

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good modpacks? I quite enjoy Skyfactory 4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have autism? I am being 100% sincere
      if you do try GTNH, shit will last you forever. You can spend thousands of hours and not even finish the pack lol.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it into an RPG it was always meant to be

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically kill java so version chaser subhumans stop fricking around and new versions can actually have mods made for them

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    revert to pre-adventure
    shift the game balance to exploring/adventuring instead of making autism amounts of rice fields on your base
    reward the player for exploring, as new rare biomes with loot and sightseeing things have a higher chance to appear the farther the player from the spawn
    revert inventory bloat, deleted unneeded blocks, literally purge the 12 different types of unstackable stone from the game
    focus on gameplay and mechanic additions instead of moronic decorations
    every new resource/item should synergize with overall gameplay, add a new edge to it, a way to use it in the main game as a complete mechanic and not to cut a branch of it that would inevitably become an unneeded dead end good example of a bad mechanic - Archaeology

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Archaeology
      I still don't understand why they even bothered implementing that. It's a moron's first mod-tier of polish and content, a 11 year old following youtube tutorials could probably make a mod with more depth that what's in the actual game.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstall.exe

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make nights pitch black and with more interest, different phases of the moon spawning different variations of enemies, special events. Really tro to make them both spooky and interesting to explore once equipped. Add ambient mobs, birds and stuff, make the world feel alive. Add more ruins, focus on adding a sense of mystery. Add more weather and seasons with a harsh winter you have to prepare for.
    Fix terrain generation to suck less.

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