How do we fix Minecraft?
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make it round
open the launcher and select minecraft alpha
SlipperyT collab.
go back 12 years when the people who playing the game weren't morons shipping youtubers in gay relationships
Give it new sagas. Adding new blocks and mobs isn't enough. The game stagnated into its building phase long enough and it wasn't even that great. Maybe they should focus on something like alternate dimensions like the End
I await the day vintage story devs stop being homosexuals and release it on steam.
That's legitimately the only thing hampering their success.
They need to do a legitimate combat update for frick sakes. The convoluted armor protection system is complete trash, having only two weapon types is fricking gay and the lack of enemy variety is boring as frick. Instead of wasting recources to make 800+ dumb fricking clutter items that you can't even use yourself because if you try to take them they'll just break and a thousand butterflies that serve absolutely no purpose why the frick don't they put new crops, actual fricking fishing and better food preservation?
Go back and take notes from Terraria. Create an adventure of some kind. Their efforts to do this feel stupid and unexciting. Minecraft at some point became very focused on new content feeling like "Minecraft" even though the most fun years of it is when the game evolved naturally and was not pinned down by a certain idea. Expanding the nether is boring, caves overhaul is boring, the boss fights are boring, all interesting effects being through enchantments is extremely boring. They managed to make a game that is fundamentally about exploration but managed to make everything you can discover to be as dull as possible. I never feel like I'm really improving my experience with new abilities while playing. It's just missing something.
>caves overhaul is boring
Have to disagree. Nu-caves are the best they've ever looked.
More varied structures (they can be rare, just have to be in the game and possible to find)
>End either reworked or removed because it's dogshit that should have never been implemented
>Remove copper or make it important
>How do we fix Minecraft?
Hang every single mojaBlack person on a cherry tree.
Play and mod the free (libre) clone Minetest instead.
make villagers have more functions
nuke pajeetsoft, bring back java and mods.
They will add another useless mob soon, it's over.
>microshit stole my account
There is no fixing, I hope it burns to the ground and everyone involved dies in a horrible way, except Notch.
Go back to 1.12 and add some vanilla+ mods or anything else that might interest you. My recommendations are Quark, Biomes O plenty, Mystical World, Fish's Undead Rising (GO INTO THE CONFIG AND REMOVE BANSHEES), Familiar Fauna, Spartan Weaponry, and Millenaire.
Quark adds troony bees.
go into the config and remove trannies too
It needs some form of tower defense like in DQ Builders, that would spice it up just a touch. It wouldn't fix it, but it would certainly make it a bit more interesting.
For 1.20.1 I am gonna use
Embedium
Parcool!
Better Combat
Alex's Mobs
YUNG mods minus the bridges one
Farmers Delight with addons
Spice of Live Apple Pie Edition
And bunch of mods about new dimensions like aether or twighlight forest or something.
Remove Microshit
>Subject: Your chance to migrate your account has ended.
>Body:
>Who tf are you srsly we need to work out who you are
>We want to build a marketing profile on you and you're making mass surveilance more difficult you stupid b***h.
>Migrate your account to a micrsoft account so we can track your ever step.
>We want to spy on your kids and build marketing profiles on them as well.
>We'll give you a 90 day grace period to give us your personal information.
>Frick society very much,
>Microshit
>See minecraft screenshots
>Feel urge to play
>Get bored after 15 minutes
only TNT can fix it
Kill Jeb
>Villages everywhere make surviving the first night way too easy
>Ruined Nether portals everywhere ruin the immersion of the game and it's a lazy way to teach players how to build a portal
>Random Pillager spawns also ruin the immersion of the game
>Phantoms suck and won't get changed because "i-it's a punishment for not voting wisely!"
>Fletching tables STILL don't have a use
>Rather than improving or expanding minecarts, they decide to add elytra to render them obsolete
>Same for Enchanting tables when Villagers make enchanted books more easily available
>Mending makes Anvil repairing a joke with the absurd costs
>Boring biomes like Birch forests spammed everywhere making exploring more of a chore
>Copper is useless when they could've made something simple with them like Copper pipes
>Swamps were promised an update but they still are the same with Mangrove being just a variation
>Polar Bears and Pandas are useless
>Archeology is barebones and only exists as decoration
>Sniffer is useless too except it's even worse because Mojang said they won't update it and its plants to be more than just decorations
>Armor trims are useless and only exist to waste resources
>Mojang claims they won't add certain animals like Sharks and Crocodiles because killing them is "too unethical!"
>Promise features but never deliver on them for shitty reasons (Ridable dragons, Birch forest update, Bundles, Combat update, etc.)
>Mob votes feel like they are added out of spite because once they're in the game, Mojang won't bother updating them or making them more useful/less egregious
>Everything about the new online moderation system is ass
>Granite, diorite, andesite still are less useful than cobblestone, while being rarer.
>Many types of wood, but no special attributes other than texture.
1. Install 1.7.10
2. Install some mods.
3. Grab a brew and get comfy
What are some good modpacks? I quite enjoy Skyfactory 4
Do you have autism? I am being 100% sincere
if you do try GTNH, shit will last you forever. You can spend thousands of hours and not even finish the pack lol.
Make it into an RPG it was always meant to be
Unironically kill java so version chaser subhumans stop fricking around and new versions can actually have mods made for them
revert to pre-adventure
shift the game balance to exploring/adventuring instead of making autism amounts of rice fields on your base
reward the player for exploring, as new rare biomes with loot and sightseeing things have a higher chance to appear the farther the player from the spawn
revert inventory bloat, deleted unneeded blocks, literally purge the 12 different types of unstackable stone from the game
focus on gameplay and mechanic additions instead of moronic decorations
every new resource/item should synergize with overall gameplay, add a new edge to it, a way to use it in the main game as a complete mechanic and not to cut a branch of it that would inevitably become an unneeded dead end good example of a bad mechanic - Archaeology
>Archaeology
I still don't understand why they even bothered implementing that. It's a moron's first mod-tier of polish and content, a 11 year old following youtube tutorials could probably make a mod with more depth that what's in the actual game.
Uninstall.exe
Make nights pitch black and with more interest, different phases of the moon spawning different variations of enemies, special events. Really tro to make them both spooky and interesting to explore once equipped. Add ambient mobs, birds and stuff, make the world feel alive. Add more ruins, focus on adding a sense of mystery. Add more weather and seasons with a harsh winter you have to prepare for.
Fix terrain generation to suck less.