how would you make a redneck video game?
how would you make a redneck video game?
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a pale imitation of my summer car
a doom clone always works
You mean Duke clone right? A redneck rampage boomer shooter could be kino
it's a redneck thing
Why are all rednecks so gay?
They have wives and stuff, but they're clearly all homosexual.
It's a white "people" thing they are all gay if given the chance.
to play the devil's advocate, this is probably because of nogs going prison gay.
Rednecks understand the golden rule of bros before hos. No-homo.
Maybe you're just insecure, bro.
I’m not gay
wait, are you that butcher dude? man easy on the porkchops, don't look completely bloated in that old pic
Everyone seems gay when you're projecting.
Do you want to admit something?
Because women are inferior creatures and they should only find joy in equals, those fishing and hunting trips are the peak of redneck bonding
I'd just make a not-shitty Deer Hunter.
where is дpyг?
>2 seconds apart
Where is дpyг?
Nothing crazy about shooting a shotgun. Lots of southerners got 50+ acres and just pleasure shoot including myself.
What is that?
A screenshot from a short film/series I was involved in
That pic is from 7 years ago, I did bloat up a bit
Shotguns are shockingly boring to shoot IRL compared to games sadly. Though thats just my taste I like my .38 snubnose my uncle gave me.
Well yeah there’s no demons or zombies to blast irl
shotguns are most fun irl shooting aerial targets. clay or flesh.
I want to suck crazy ass's dick
>broke up with my redneck gf last weekend
My soul hurts bros, she was so perfect. Good games to cope?
hunter call of the wild
For hundreds of thousands of years deer instincts have told them a branch snapping off in the distance is someone creeping up to eat them. Compare that with the 80 or so years truck-based shipping has been a thing and no fucking shit, when someone blinds you you're gonna have no clue what to do.
It's like telling humans "Oh just run away from the ayylmaos and their tractor beam." Seriously humans are dumb fuckers.
>Break into your house while sleeping and hit you with a paralytic ray
>I'm craftier than a human
Fuck you, grey shit, try and come at me straight up next time rather than your faggy tricks.
Joke runs always run out of steam but then you're too autistic to just delete save.
I would make everyone morbidly obese, stupid, drugged out their minds and have them vote for the same exact party that profits from keeping them in that state while blaming everybody else.
>muh red garden gnome vs blue garden gnome
cmon now anon, this is why your country is such a shithole
Rednecks are based, they're gonna be kicking ass on the front lines when it comes time to fight and take back our countries from the garden gnomes and leftists. These men are heroes.
Redneck RPG [working title]
Choose your class
Game story is split into four phases of life, you visibly age
Child, Teen, Guy, Geezer
The story starts as one day, a tornado tears through a small historical hamlet in West Virginia. what few people lived in town now turn to the rednecks, their land, and their good ole know-how for help.
Do you rebuild or take advantage?
Good paragon path: start from nothing and become a force for . build a farm to feed everyone. put your blood sweat and tears into rebuilding the town. explore the wilderness and find good spots for your redneck pals. stop drugs and crime from polluting your land, the redneck way.
Bad renegade path: you fucking hick white trash buck tooth piece of shit. because of your joyriding, all our fields are fucked. you're bringing drugs here just so you can get rich. you mother fucker you only care about yourself. you found a way to profit from this got dang tragedy
confrontational combat involves guns, fists, and roadkill
stealth combat involves tools, farm equipment "accidents", overdosing
exploration and overworld of red dead
npcs react to you like fable and you visibly age
skill tree also like fable: the more you use something the more specific xp you get
weapon/equipment crafting like dead space 3+dont starve+red dead. mix of combining, upgrading, foraging
somehow ensure that the game's spirit is indeed redneck. of course you can go buy ammo but you can also craft traps, explosives, and lean back on simple farm equipment.
avoid angel vs devil morality, use paragon/renegade because vengeance is just part of that life. people understand it.
lots of potential honestly, just a matter of finding the right group of people to romanticize being a redneck and turn that into something fun to play
A redneck game where you progressively become more like white trash as much as you get bad karma sounds like a good idea ngl
Isn't West Virginia hillbillies, not rednecks?
You should set it in the deep South.
>how would you make a redneck video game?
It sould play out like a courage the cowardly dog simulator where where your character own a farm in the middle of nowhere and various cryptids come to start shit with you.
Start small with things like chupacabras and escalate to skinwalkers you have to set traps for just to survive the night. I think with a slow methodical 3rd person shooting like in The Last of Us where you really gotta plan your next move well or die, as opposed to twitch shooter shit, it could work very well.
ESLs can you PLEASE just not make threads
days gone but with trucks instead of bikes and minorities instead of zombies
King of Dragon Pass clone with unique American mythos
I am дpyг
God Sim. you play as the biblically...approximate God of an obscure sect of Evangelical Christianity, while guiding your band of rednecks toward some vague end goal(s). From "military" conquests, to proselytizing, to maximizing your birthrate and becoming the largest demographic in your region, getting a member of your faith elected President to merely the mass accumulation of wealth for the priest and preacher caste.
Black and White 3 - Black & RED WHITE AND BLUE
Me licking crazy ass's tummy!
Ok, stick with me here. What's better than rednecks? Rednecks in space.
>Half of what makes Terrans fun in Starcraft.
I dream of a mecha game where you play as a redneck homesteader who who uses your hand built machine to defend your farm/ranch from monstrous hive aliens or some shit.
Time moves weekly, like a monster rancher game but with the player having limited options per week for working on the home, the ranch, the fields, and the mecha. Plus interaction with neighbors in person and over radio.
Attacks come at (mostly) predictable times bi-monthly so you can plan layout, keep the fight away from product, or watch your farm go broke when you flamethrower enemies too close to your prized field which the fucking bugs can run through as they burn.
Spending downtime interacting with neighbors can lead to opportunities to help each other out either with unplanned attacks or trade parts or even schematics. Also side benefits like better coffee or moonshine, and banging their 17yo daughters.
Do enough to help the local community you get to take command of neighbors during major attacks.
Aiming for explosive action within a comfy setting and aesthetic. Just folksy honest folks far from major cities defending their home against alien monsters and learning the value of neighborliness along the way.
Comfy redneck mecha action.
What's wrong with being a laid-back redneck?
Nothing. At all. Poor gun ownership practices aside (one shot himself practicing cowboy quick draw shit. He lived.) my redneck family are friendly, outgoing, and usually helpful.
Also fine I admit it. I just really want this as a game.
Best episode in season 1. Loved these badass hicks.
Agreed. I probably should have put the screenshot in
but oh well. As soon as I saw that shit I thought
>this should be a videogame.
This could be fun too. It is 3rd person but the cameraman exists, he and the MC talk and he runs away if a bear or boar kills you.
It was cool but it seemed a lot like a "what if blizzard turned starcraft into an overwatch short"
Snowrunners with zombies in wetlands like in Louisiana or idk where
Give them the redneck dating experience: There's only one person in town who is technically eligible so you can either date someone who sucks or try to start something that your parents and/or pastor would disapprove of.
You implying adultery, gayry, or cousin fucking?
most likely cousin fucking, as they're rednecks
Far Cry 5 without the kidnappings segments.
A new L4D game with Ellis and his boys killing zombies. The callouts would be pure magic.
Hunt Showdown is already the perfect redneck simulator.
Survival Horror. No enemies, just a map filled with opportunities to attempt dangerous feats of strength or dexterity. Also there's a dedicated "Hey ya'll, check this out!" button.
something like lisa
I just really like the setting of a bunch of tough dudes fighting it out in a post-apocalypse world
>tfw picked "worthless virgin loser with no friends who is dogshit at everything even video games" at character creation
>how would you make a redneck video game?
My summer car, but it's set in Missouri or Kentucky, or wherever in America it's most fun to drive around in a big pickup truck and drink whiskey.
>roll doomsday prepper
>start with endgame loot
how come they havent been nerfed yet
>he thinks the doomsday prepper's mini-14 and twelve weeks of rations is 'endgame loot'
>He hasn't done the Government black site or crashed saucer instances
If anything the National Guardsman class gets better stuff at chargen and (theoretically) has access to grenades, armoured vehicles and even aircraft if you play your cards right. You do have to report for duty once a month and during server-wide events, but that's really a small price to pay.