>Hylians are no longer elves.
>they're actually hybrid human/goat freaks!
>This is retroactive to all past games too! Link has ALWAYS been a disgusting deformed goat ear boy!
This was done out of pure spite. They could've done ANYTHING else. What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?
>Hylians are no longer elves. >they're actually hybrid human/goat freaks!
>Hylians are no longer elves.
~~*they*~~ hate you
nice try, schlomo. garden gnomes hate furries. it's practically pagan to you.
He's literally baphomet
Why are you reading this as a slight against your race? What the fuck is wrong with you psychos
i think this has to do with the copypasta that says "anti elf hatred is anti white hatred" or something
i dont have it saved
Knife ear's only use is as cocksleves for human men.
Doesn't even make sense, Sonia is clearly brown
Cope tolkien shitter
Good. Total elf death
>ancient civilization still doesn't know about ablution
His wife clearly has elf ears though and only royal family descends from the goat.
treating the zelda canon seriously is retarded. it was only ever made official to appease nerds. they're self contained stories.
Friendly reminder that BotWverse is not canon to is its own wacky universe with no relation to the timeline (not like nintendo themselves cared about it anyway).
Unfriendly reminder that ALL LoZ games are stand-alone with little-to-no relation to each other unless explicitly stated in-game.
Equally unfriendly reminder that BotW's story exists because the big ol' N realized they wrote themselves into a corner with Skyward Sword's story and figured the best course of action was to simply go "fuck it, here's something different" and it succeeded.
>wrote themselves into a corner with SS
>BotW and TotK both heavily utilize SS
i'd say most of what it borrows from skyward sword can be boiled down to
>fi is apparently still part of the master sword
>zelda's sealing power may or may not be related to hylia at all, since she pops open a triforce when she uses it, but the royal family calls it "blood of the goddess"
>everybody worships hylia, the three goddesses still exist but mainly as iconography for the royal family
>link is right-handed
>ALL LoZ games are stand-alone with little-to-no relation to each other unless explicitly stated in-game
But that's wrong, there was always a timeline I don't understand why people say this. As soon as there were two games, there was a timeline. Zelda II was a direct sequel to the first game with the same Link and Zelda, Link to the Past even back then was stated to be a prequel, then again Ocarina of Time was specifically stated to be a prequel to Link to the Past showing the Sages and the man Ganondorf that Ganon used to be, both already mentioned in LttP. Then Majora's Mask is a direct sequel to OoT like Zelda II is to Zelda, then Wind Waker's intro straight up explains its connection to OoT's ending. So on and so forth, sure it didn't explain where the autistic side games like Four Swords took place but in terms of mainline games even before Hyrule Historia, they always followed a clear sequel/prequel timeline.
Shhh, dont tell the Ganker schizos or else they might get angry
Reminder that it doesn't matter because we're never getting a Zelda game again.
We’re getting a LoZ remake for the series 40th though
Revealed to me in a dream
That size difference tho.
Imagine the freaky fucking.
That goat canonically didn't pull out.
Imagine her massively pregnant with a big baby goat.
You think he could go back to goat pussy after having human pussy?
He's probably ruined
Tell that to the Welsh, they'd rather have it the other way.
Maybe it's a grass is always greener thing.
When asked how the sex was and who the dad is, she simply replied:
They didn't even have any children together.
they had, since Zelda is their distant descendant, and she has both their powers of light and time
I would. 100% and the goat sister girl
why the wide face
She’s from a different zora tribe
She's related to the old resentful advisor guy
Don't worry anon, I got the joke.
Big wet Zora smooches please
lmao retard looks like she got bonked by a hammer
The new little mermaid looks great
The amount of sperging gays screeching about this character is hilarious. It really just perfectly showcases how obnoxious and deranged gay furries are.
The way you say that makes me think there's people screeching that sidon isn't links canonical husband, and even further upset that he's straight.
Basically. It's like the gays that shit their fucking pants over Krystal because they want Fox and Wolf to be the canon ship.
Why did they made the fish so sexy in their games? What's their agenda?
Spite the homosexuals.
I hate that her husband that you use as a companion looks like jar binks when he is in blue form.
>One girl character makes every gay/woman zelda fan seethe with boiling hatred
Sidon is for tradtional MF relationships for the purpose of reproduction, NOT degeneracy
what did the fujos expect. he is the only heir.
of course, even if he was a terminal gay he would have to marry a female and reproduce at some point.
Their best bet would be a brokeback mountain scenario with 2 married men secretly engaging in buttfucking
I don't know what is worse
>gays mad because sidon has a wife
>Gankerirgins pretending there are more than 2 gays mad because sidon has a wife
>coomers pretending they care about her pretending this disgusting design is sexy at all
all of you should have a nice day tbh
>Gankerirgins pretending there are more than 2 gays mad because sidon has a wife
You should look at other social media sites. On Tiktok there are pages and pages of comments of women malding over it. But thats if you can find videos about the game other than Korok torture/space program
>But thats if you can find videos about the game other than Korok torture/space program
based. we've almost reached besiege levels of creativity with korok torment.
Hey, she is cute.
Every race had MORE fuckable npcs (minus gorons) and it was glorious. TotK is making me a fucking furry.
Based Sidon is hitting this every night listening to the sound of fujos and fags seething
>w-woah! who's this cute lady
>"[filler text] my fiancee"
aonuma must be a furry or something. he took all the humanoid races from ocarina of time and wind waker and turned them into animal people too.
the rito are the only ones that were changed, the zora, goroms, and gerudo were always animal people
they are based on black people
They're Indian and middle eastern
>saracens are animal people
Imagine how hot it would be for Link to tap into his lineage and transform himself back into a little incontinent goat boy. Baa. *pssss*
That's unironically your reward for beating every shrine.
so fucking ugly
Lol. I can't wait for the modders to add in good clothes (like a proper twink goatboy aspect).
what the fuck
Is this the dude from the mural in BotW?
Yes, ive used it all game and so far Purah is the only one who commented and recognized it as the ancient hero.
Would be cooler if he could turn into a more monstrous goat form. Ganon can turn into a giant beast in half the games so let Link do that shit too.
>We found the furry
Also what is twilight princess?
Im more upset that they made Zelda descended from niggress. How much gene dilution does it take to make a black girl into a white girl
2 generations is all you need.
white skin only evolved fairly recently (in the last 10-20k years)
here's a guy found in cheddar, UK and his descendant
>He believes in chazzah man
How much BBC does your wife take daily?
I believe that Cleopatra was white and I believe that the cheddar man had a dark skin because I believe in science.
>I believe in science
This has to be bait, especially after than plandemic and transgenda, unless you really are a jesuit FBI shill
? Thanks to science we have all this technology. So I trust science.
science isnt real, magic and spirits are real and you are a cuck for believing if i put bleach in ammonia it makes something new
moron gay not every field of science is inhabited by the same people retard cocksucking poltard swarthoid
I can't imagine being stupid enough to think organizations and disciplines are monolithic.
This is complete fiction.
Skintone of a population changes rapidly in 4-6 generations due to the amount of sunlight. Too pale in too much sun, burning and skin cancer. Too dark in Too little sun, rickets and immunodeficiency. There weren't nogs in rainy Britain.
>Skintone of a population changes rapidly in 4-6 generations due to the amount of sunlight
Then why Australians aren't as dark as abbos or why black people in Europe don't have a white skin?
Because we're no longer selecting based on survival anymore, same reason why we're not selecting for intelligence anymore. Modern society has made it trivially easy for even the dumbest retards to stay alive.
There is no singular zelda timeline. The one they released was a "fuck off" so people would stop bothering them about it.
I think the funniest part of that timeline is ALTTP > Oracles > Awakening when Awakening was a direct sequel to ALttP and Oracles were direct sequels to Awakening.
they actually backtracked on that, Link's Awakening now takes place before the Oracle games.
Which makes no sense if you've actually played the games. Pic related, he sails off in the same fucking boat from the intro of LA
the backtracking I'm talking about btw:
Okay then I'm going to back to believing there are only two timelines
Adult stays the same
They were never elves. They're humans who happen to have pointy ears. Also it's most likely a reference to societies who have legends about them being descended from gods, dragons, or some kind of divine being.
nah zoomer try playin a game now and then
I was playing the series decades before you were even born, gay.
Thats exactly it. Way back in OoT an npc says hylians with pointy ears can "hear the gods" better than ones without.
The ears are a trait of divine heritage or influence.
Both died without child during memories and Zelda who would presume to be a descendant has pale white skin, blonde hair and no deformities. It's clear another family took over royal duties for Hyrule
In one of the cutscenes it is confirmed that Zelda is a descendant of both of them. She also has Sonia's time powers and Rauru's light power both, wich pretty much seals it.
There is a descendant, but they were not mentioned in the cutscenes. Doesn't mean they don't exist, they were just not relevant to the plot.
>there’s an unnamed unmentioned child that’s never even hinted at to explain how Zelda’s ancestors both die and still have the royal bloodline be something that persists for thousands of years
This goes beyond bad writing
How is it not?
How is it? It's literally irrelevant to the plot. Zelda being alive is proof that a child existed, but the narrative isn't obligated to go into such details, you can fill that in for yourself. Nothing contradicts the child(ren) existing just because none of the cutscenes thrugh we get a few glimplses into the past mention them.
It screams oversight. I have a feeling it was being planned to send Link back in time and fight Ganondorf before Sonia died.
Alternatively, Zelda fucked the goat and became her own ancestor.
It's not an oversight, lol. Nothing implies that they didn't have children.
>Alternatively, Zelda fucked the goat and became her own ancestor.
That would be incest anon.
Timeline morons deserve what they get
Really ought to have crossed out breath of the wild and written tears of the kingdom under it
well its pretty much the same game so i can understand why he made the blunder
I don't know how much more of this spergoid getting angry about his own misunderstanding of Tears' plot I can take, Gankerros. It's an every day and every night affair.
Good you shouldn't have supported such a shitty game in the first place. Anyone not against Tears of the gamers should leave, this is a strict anti botw and totk forum
I'm sorry Sony threads die out so quickly now, but you don't have to take it out on Zelda threads.
Cry more nintendo hates you and so does your mom
Holy shit you actually are 13.
You're super pathetic, play more shitty games
The other games take place thousands of years before TOTK's distant past.
>Everything I dislike is Aonuma's fault
>Everything I like has nothing to do with Aonuma
Every single time.
No, just the royal house.
>caring about canon
>Hylians are no longer elves.
Hylians were always a type of human not elf
Do humans have pointy ears?
>BUT IT'S BECAUSE THE GODDESS HYLIA-
Turned them into elves?
No, the three golden Goddesses.
Are Gerudo elves? They gained pointy ears too after their religion changed to accept the Goddesses.
Deities in Zelda can have a physical influence in their followers, like how Valoo changed the Zora into Rito.
And again, Hylians are often referred to as humans.
>Are Gerudo elves? They gained pointy ears too after their religion changed to accept the Goddesses.
>Deities in Zelda can have a physical influence in their followers,
So this people were atheists?
Yes actually not specifically atheists but people who don't worship the Goddesses
>Yes actually not specifically atheists but people who don't worship the Goddesses
maybe they worshiped another deity, you fucking tard
Just because you're not religious, that doesn't make you an atheist
yes it does.
so what deity did they worship?
>yes it does.
No it doesn't moron, an Atheist believes that a god doesn't exist while an agnostic is someone who doesn't know if a god exists
Agnostics are lite atheists
And you're full blown retarded
If I had a crying wojak with a smug mask, I'd definitely be posting it with every single post you make at this point
You need a wojak to make you point lol
>make you point
Oh sheit I didn't realize they weren't Hylian
Maybe Hylian + Kokiri = Human?
Hylians are a specific divine bloodline of humans descended from SS Zelda. OoT was the height of their race before the blood started thinning.
Were there even any humans in OOT?
Nope. Only humans in a 3d game are the southern humans of Ordona province in twilight princesss. Notice how they're near a jungle full of monkeys in that setting too. It might be implying humans, like us, are primates evolved from smaller mammals. Meanwhile hylians are some sort of magic race that lived in the sky.
If Valoo changed Zora in Rito, how come in TOTK, the rito and zora both exist alongside the goat fuckers, together, in the ancient distant past?
>If Valoo changed Zora in Rito, how come in TOTK, the rito and zora both exist alongside the goat fuckers, together, in the ancient distant past?
Because TotK's distant past is still long after the other games. Ganon wasn't reincarnating to start shit in OoT while sealed under the castle because he wasn't dead thus he couldn't reincarnate.
I bet the original said "ningen"
it said moron
Why do some of them have round ears in TP? Are round ears godless heathens?
you do live technically live outside hyrule in TP
So did they move the castle in TP from OOT? Because TP Link is a direct blood descendant from OOT. Or did he settle down somewhere outside of Hyrule, meaning that Malon-fags should seethe?
everyone warped around the same way all the physical topography of hyrule changed and the temple of time moved from castle town to the lost woods
Yes they probably did considering that Hyrule in OoT was just recovering from a massive civil war and was on shakey terms with everyone else
>Zelda mentions Link
>Instead of making it Rauru find the name familiar or something to allude the endless times Link has reincarnated or even SS they just brush it off
So many missed opportunities, this one felt like the most obvious one.
Stuff is lost to time in the Zelda series frequently.
Also, Hyrule Historia mentions that not every Hero is necessarily named Link, it's up to the player when you can name him.
So basically you're saying every time I named him BUTT it was canon
This iteration of Rauru is not the same one as the sage from Ocarina of Time, anon
So many stories have development and especially romance happening "off screen" that you basically don't even need to write anymore just have it off screen and call it a day.
>Hylians are no longer elves.
Hylians were never elves, they are referred to as humans several times.
The ear is something to do with their connection to the Goddesses.
>What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?
ww reception + being forced to make tp
then why does he say tp is his favorite
Anon, in the game before Hylians can turn into fucking invisible trees and still be considered human. The fact they at some point were related to furbolgs isn't really much of a stretch.
So the game basically retcons OoT right?
The game takes place in the far future where Hyrule was founded again
No, it doesn't. It requires a gross misreading of a great number of lines of text and dialogue to come to that conclusion.
Then how come there was no Link in Rauru's time?
I have this long schizo theory that Rauru is Link's counterpart of that era, like how Sonia is to Zelda.
Part of that theory is how Rauru has the Hero's iconic sideburns lmao.
I have this long schizo theory that your love of cocks came from nightly visits by your stepdad. Part of this theory comes from your obsession with glory holes and pleasuring any cock you see.
Sounds good to me.
There isnt a Link every time
The blood of the goddess producing a constant zelda princess/queen seems consistent, but the "Spirit of the hero" reincarnating link doesnt seem to work every time. Hence why Hyrule flooded to begin with
This is all retcons. The reason the hero couldn't stop Dorf who broke out of sacred jail so Hyrule got flooded is because Zelda personally removed Link from the time.
Ehat about the furfsg ancient hero?
can't be canon, he has body parts like dog legs and a lion tail that don't correspond to the zonai or any of the other races
BOTW's Hyrule was founded by the Zonai Rauru thousands of years after every other game has already occurred.
Something caused the Kingdom to fall and it had to be reestablished.
I'm assuming Rauru had some knowledge of the previous Kingdom of Hyrule, considering his wife was called a "Hyrulean" by Ganondorf, implying that this is what her people were already called, and he is named after the sage of light, Rauru from OoT who also had a town named after him in Zelda 2 so I believe it's possible the name survived.
Many lesser names survived all the way to BOTW's era, after all.
MIPHA COULD CANONICALLY BEAR LINK'S CHILDREN FUCK YOU ZELDA FUCK YOU ZELDA FUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUU
The human appear to have way stronger genes compare to the goats because the descendants are 0% goat.
literally one goat entered the human bloodline and there has been much more than 10,000 years between tears' past and breath/tears
pokémon breeding rules
>caring about Zelda lore
there's no hope for you, I'm afraid it's a terminal case of "being a fucking retarded gay"
Elves used to have tails and empty backs
Norse folklore thing.
I see, but what does empty back suggest?
Fill it with cum
I hope have a breakdown that you never heal from and will cry like a baby whenever you wake up because you are a cancer, it's an insult to behold the words you choose. Say it again, you deserve to sulk and weep for ever, till death
norse larper referring to how mythological creatures would have empty spaces in their body to paint them as "other," think how trolls in elden ring have weird hollowed-out chests (reference to the norse stuff)
Xenogang, we're eating good
D A D D Y
They were never Elves retard. They just had pointy ears.
Mc-FUCKING-have a nice day.
oh man I haven't seen this image in like a decade
it's kamen rider fourze, the greatest series of them all
Ryuki and black are better
source? is this porn?
does she have a name?
I love you anon.
What? Your picture contains a Hylian and a Zonai.
This stupid racebait doesn't even work by its own retarded rules.
they arent adam and eve you fucking retard they're just the ancestral royal family.
Not to mention nothing in BOTW or TOTK predates any other game.
Sonia also has elf ears tho
This is retarded
Their children should have animal traits
Sonia must have fucked Hylian men.
The only man who penetrated her was Ganondorf
Someone post the webm
Zelda fucks like a beast
Man I really don't care about the new Zelda games but I wanna fuck that goat.
left looks like a fucking elf to me, bro
The thing on the left is anything but human.
Elf/Goat hybrid, maybe.
What you said makes no sense, since they didn't seem to have had children at all.
Some other Hylian could have inherited the throne and be the true ancestor of Zelda.
What I find weird is Zelda never making the connection of
>Gandondorf = (Calamity) Ganon
She has some remark about disliking his name but that's literally it.
Zelda has a sort of 6th sense at judging evil people like in OoT where she figure out Ganondorf as he was arriving to the castle, but frankly maybe she is just racist and just happens that Ganondorf was evil.
Actually, why would Calamity Ganon even be trying to reincarnate if he was never dead to begin with, just imprisoned?
He was trying to make a new body in BotW as a reincarnation. Most likely to get out of the castle.
If you went back in time to before Hitler, you would probably see a lot more people around named Adolf, and you probably shouldn't be just automatically suHispanicious of them.
Not a good argument because Ganondorf still looks like GANONDORF
Yes, and not a pig. Zelda only knew "Ganon" as some immortal force of nature that resembles a pig cloud.
Zelda didn't know the Demon Kings name.
She knows his name, watch the tears cutscenes
Because every Zelda and Every Link are not the same. games are not conected.
Ganondorf has always been the same, Ganon was appeared 10,000 and 100 years ago.
>games are not conected.
You are a retard, every single game before OoT were a direct sequel or a prequel of another and after OoT they to that to retarded levels.
Except this is the same Ganon and the same Zelda from BotW
In BoTW, the Gerudo did everything they could to bury the fact Ganondorf was the their patriarch. It's no wonder it wouldn't be common knowledge.
Gerudo doing their best to BURY that shit. And iirc, I believe only two Gerudo across the entirety of both BotW/TotK in the modern day mention that Calamity Ganon supposedly used to be a Gerudo.
She only ever saw the pig cloud, not the weird Sheikah tech golem that has Ganondorf features Link had to fight for phase 1
Literally Gerudo media trying to cover the truth/their history. They make a point of it in Botw
they never know its called ganon in BOTW just the calamity, only the boss name during the fight adds ganon
>Well Sauronman isn't Sauron even though they have the same name
I also wouldn't be surprised if collecting all the Korok seeds rewards you with two fat golden turds, or maybe even a diarrhea dump just to rub it in your face. They HAVE to be trolling at this point.
Actually the reward for it in TotK is a slightly bigger turd with four layers rather than 3.
I wish I was making that up.
Collectorfags; When will they learn?
HFOMAchads. . . we can't stop winning. . .
can't be a cuckold and a chad at the same time
is that why zelda is taller than link in totk compared to botw?
What's the O in that?
On you retard
On me? What?
On your mom's pussy gottem
yous trollin cuckold
when have hylians ever been refered to as "elves" ingame? you are just assuming that they literally are elves instead of just resembling them
are you schizophrenic? is this an actual thread? lmao you all are fucking retarded
tendie mad something is negatively implied about his porecious game lmao
kek i dont give a fuck about bing bing wahoo, that's why it's so curious to me that you morons care about "canon" in a game for children
If only you knew how bad things have gotten.
Imagine Being a retard that think all Zelda games are connected. Lmao.
Nintendo doesnt care about timeline nor plotholes in stories. they only care about fun gameplay.
Why is there no porn of Prince Sidon breaking Links hole with both his dick while the spirit of Princess Mipha watches, partially heartbroken but turned on
Because he's a complete sub for Link.
why is there no porn of link fucking the gacha suckhole?
Mate there's a whole doujin of Sidon fucking Link so hard it triggers Mipha's Grace
Don't care, I wrote the series off a couple games ago. What is important is that I want to fuck his sister.
>vaguely looks like baphomet
>occult 3rd eye on the forehead
>cape ornament on chest looks like the freemason square and compass
>cape has triangle patterns that vaguely look like gnomish pedo triangle spirals from the declassified FBI documents
>his sister Mineru looks like an egyptian deity and share a name very similar to Minerva (or Mineruva ミネルウァ in japanese, a reccuring figure in the occult world, Mineru's frontal skull shape looks very much the owl symbol based on the giant statue in the bohemian grove and she also wears an owl mask on her head
I know Nintendo has been sneaking masonic/occult shit in their games since the beginning but this one is pretty on the nose. No, I will not take my meds.
>No, I will not take my meds.
Good, fight the good fight brother.
>No, I will not take my meds
with schizo shit like this I don't blame you. If you took your meds you'd overdose just on the prescribed amount.
The third eye isn't even occult. Most of that shit isn't even occult. That's just religious shit that exists overtly in religions outside of the western world. Occult refers to a more secret knowledge or practice.
>That's just religious shit that exists overtly in religions outside of the western world.
So yes like the other anon said, Nintendo continues to sneak in satanic shit in their games
Jak'race in Jak and daxter is elves thou.
We still have that.
I'm not the only one feeling like this game is Jak 3 on steroids am I
I don't get that feeling but I do feel that I'm going to break my dick at some point fapping to the goat man's sister.
they were never elves
Yes they were. The story of Zelda picked up at the end of The Lord of the Rings finale. That elf on the raft sailing away at the end fucked the hobbit and out came the Hyrulian. This was the starting point.
they were ever nelves
They were never elves, tard.
What gets me is that TotK doesn't just recot general Zelda lore, but it retcons THE PREVIOUS GAME.
The ancient advanced civilization in BotW was the Shiekah tribe. They were already old and highly advanced during the Great Calamity 10,000 years ago. All of the ruins and monuments and towers and shrines in BotW were Shiekah.
So what the fuck happened in TotK? The Shiekah are now gone without a trace? No mention at all? All their shrines and towers gone? And replacing them is now an even more ancient race: The Zonai! Shrines? Oh those were Zonai. Towers? Oh those were Zonai. Sky islands? Where the fuck did those come from? Zonai. Where did the Shiekah go? Who the fuck knows, Zonai.
And it gets even worse when you start thinking about the time travel. The Great Calamity happened 10,000 years ago, thousands of years after the original Gannon was sealed. Which means Zelda was sent back a minimum of 15,000 to 20,000 years. So when Mineru lamented that it could take 'centuries' for the Master Sword to heal, she actually meant 200 CENTURIES! HOLY SHIT. Did Nintendo think any of this through?
I feel like the game was originally going to be about the Sheikah and all the fancy Zonai tech was actually Sheikah shit but they rewrote the entire story to be about the Zonai after seeing how prominent they were in fan speculation
The towers and the purah pad are based on Sheikah tech. I agree with the rest though, they should not have ignored the Sheikah tech as much as they did.
It kinda sucks there are no guardians at all. Even the ones buried on the great plateau just vanished. It's really weird.
It's kinda like TotK isn't really a story sequel, just an alternate story in the same world
They all blew up after Calamity Ganon was defeated
Makes perfect sense
There is one on the roof of Hateno research lab. They relly should have left a few more of them in.
There's one still sitting on top of the Hateno Research Lab, and the tentacles in the skyview towers could be repurposed from them.
Well the game clearly has something like a 5ish year time skip. Wouldn’t be surprised if they disabled and dismantled all that shit to avoid another calamity incident. I will admit I am curious where all the divine beasts disappeared to
Why are you complaining that a direct sequel isnt about the exact same thing as the previous game.
We did the "highly advanced magitek ninja tribe" thing already, they're still in the game to various degrees (Several sheikah desendants like purah, robbie, impa, paya etc.), the Purah Pad + skytowers are all sheikah tech.
There's clearly a differentiation between the themes of Sheikah and Zonai.
Whereas Sheikah tech was meant to contrast the wilds/nature theme of the world by being mdoern technology (Purah pad/sheikah stone and the map and data transferral are literally computers, robots with AI, bombs and master cycle functioned like a 3d printer etc.), the Zonai technology is supposed to be more industrial in nature. Mechanical.
>Why are you complaining that a direct sequel isnt about the exact same thing as the previous game.
but it is...
its still short and boring shrine puzzles, but now they're green, not blue!!
The puzzles are 100x more engaging this time around though.
I unironically enjoyed this, I dont see the issue.
>hah I'll show the baby mode shapes puzzle
>still struggles due to lack of dexterity
This is embarrassing.
The hardest part at this stage is just getting the hang of how to twist shapes the way you want.
It's almost like this shrine is teaching you how to do this stuff so you can use the skills in the overworld and depths. Wow!
Yes, that was my point.
Not him but they’re even easier this time around
The amount of dumbass combat tutorials is insulting too
I wish there was exactly one active guardian deep within the depths somewhere and its location changed every time you fast travelled
that wouldve been really cool
My biggest question is what happened to the shrine of resurrection, its just a yiga hideout now whithout any tech or hints apart from a healing pond where link used to wake up. Did zelds traveling back retconned the tribe?
Wouldn't there a bunch of uncorrupted ones in the shrines? Wouldn't they be repurposed for more useful things now that Link has passed all his trials?
>So when Mineru lamented that it could take 'centuries' for the Master Sword to heal
no. she said it would take centuries, so zelda would die long before it would heal. so her only choice was to become an everlasting dragon.
it wouldve healed centuries in, but she kept it for all those years after.
please use your brain
Sheikah shit either disappeared once its purpose was fulfilled or was salvaged by Robbie and Purah to build the new towers.
You will never be the Champion of Hyrule. You have no Master Sword, you have no rupees, you have no heart containers. You are a blond twink twisted by Zonai tech and implants into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection, Ganon. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, the goddesses mock you. Your fellow soldiers are disgusted and ashamed of you, the champions laugh at your girlish appearance behind closed doors. Gerudo are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Gerudo to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Hyruleans who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Gerudo. Your triforce of courage is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a champion to go home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your low durability, 10 minute recharge master sword. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake "HYUT" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel Ganon's supremacy creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll spend all your zonai charges, tie a noose, attach it to a rocket platform construction, and plunge into the unforgiving skies. The champions will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of a 'hero' like you. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with unreadable Hyrulean squiggles, and every Korok for the rest of eternity will use you as fertilizer. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that clearly never defeated Ganondorf.
Just saw a Hyrulean with a Zonai. It’s over, Hyrule has fallen.
>woman clearly has elf ears
I know this isn't bait and you're actually just retarded
for the both of them
Sonia has great taste
that goat is a man?
Is there any interaction with Mipha or her statue in this game?
Seriously, fire Aonuma.
Is this timeline not long into the future of classic games?
I got the midna helmet and it said it resembles head wear of twilight long ago
So it seems more that;
>Start as hylian descendant skyelf people
>Turn into landwalking humanelf people
>Mass race mixing occurs
>Turn into goatelf people
>Turn into lanadwalkibg humanelf people
Only the royal family has the goat man blood. Most Hylians are just hylians. Although there are interspecies racemixes as we see hylian zora/gerudo relationships.
Goron dont reproduce like the other species
I hope they give Aonuma a raise.
>WEWUZ BAPHOMET N SHEIT
freemasonbros...we got too cocky
Zelda worships Gerudo dick.
she already has the elvish ears before the big muttoning
So Zonai made the Skyward Sword roboids?
its the same old fucking pieces remixed in a different puzzle
lore does not matter
they'll tell you it matters when you can purchase a product that explains it or some shit
don't be retarded
>These things are closer to the three goddesses than hylians and also the hylian's ancestors.
Were they always deformed chicken people or did they become that way? Are the three goddesses deformed chicken people?
>Trying to extrapolate some greater lore from aonumas zelda
This will always be a losing battle.
Aonuma has always done this.
He got rid of the deku and turned kokiri in to this.
We still don't have a good reason why the zora are back either.
Everything can be answered with this one sentence
>Aonuma is a hack
>We still don't have a good reason why the zora are back either.
Because fish turning into birds when the world floods was always retarded.
That and everyone likes the zora a lot.
Zora were freshwater. Not saltwater. You cant just take a fish from a lake and it put it in the ocean.
Thats funny because the entire point of Botw's place in the timeline was that all the previous timelines converged into one, eventually.
Which just shows how bad of a writer he is.
I have no clue why this guy got zelda, nintendos second biggest IP behind mario.
The Great Sea was cursed so that nothing could live there. The Zora were forced out so they wouldn't find Hyrule.
>more furfag races
>less human races
>the 'human' races are all part goat and canonically mixed raced
BASED BASED BASED
This game will cause enough seethe to warm us until the next game
>>the 'human' races are all part goat but show no no physical aspect of it
Are Hylians really elves? Elves are
Meanwhile, Hylians are
They just seem like humans with pointy ears.
Look on the bright side. At lease they’re not butt ugly like they were in twilight princess. Link and Zelda and a few NPCs were the only Hylians not fucking ugly in that game.
So glad they got rid of cringe miis
It's interesting how ugly most of the NPCs in the game are. This makes the few girls who are not ugly draw more attention.
I've seen some ugly cuts in totk though. People without noses, afro guys and some people who look like skeletons.
Did Ganker not play the game? Rauru is not the ancestor of all hylians, just the royal family. What is it with people who say bullshit and then other people just roll with it and then no questions it.
Exactly, because there were already hylians around before he showed up.
Sex with Rauru's feet!
>Link has ALWAYS been a disgusting deformed goat ear boy
This isn’t unusual either. Links turned into a fairy, goron, zora, deku, rabbit, wolf. Just adding goat to the list.
He was never "born" as one of those and always had to transform into them you subversive garden gnome
>not blonde hair
Goat grandpa was a better dad to Zelda than her own dad. That’s a very low bar to pass though
are no longer elves
Didn't bother to read the rest
I don’t think that the goat like beings (they’re based on cherubims) are actually genetically related to the Hylians for sure this is never stated
Zonai are reptilian and it's only the royal family (afawk), they don't officially have any kids. Their successors might've even adopted, we don't know.
Jak and Daxter is now a spin-off series set centuries after Zelda games
Change my mind
Why are fluorinated bots so adamant in denying the subversive nature of this new title? They doubled down on the masonic homosexual programming from Breath of the Wild with a literal drag hat you get from instituting a unipolar globohomo world order in Hateno under the guise of sustainability, not to mention the homosexual Naydra outfit which conditions kids into an autogynophilic mindstate. Also Hylians being birthed from the primordial eve having sex with what is cleary supposed to be the guise of the Baphamet. Also Zelda is told to become a promethean transhuman god by the guise of Anubis which comes from pagan Egypt who worshipped the devil and enslaved the old Hebrews. This game should be banned and anyone who defends it should be killed. Of course the glaringly high reviews for sich a mediocre product on a technical and ludonarrative level is not a coincidence, it is a active three letter agent jesuit masonic demoralization agenda.
Yes everything revolves and originates around some trash occult stories and characters. Theres zero originality in the world, everything just spirals from those things.
Take your meds anon your family is terrified
They will ditch this shit lore in 8 years anyways
Why are the female goats just sexy humans
She is a hylian dumbass, play the gaem or at least do research you ignoramus!
What is it do you have against goats?
Rauru and Sonia aren't of the same race.
Rauru is a demi-god who feel in love with the priestess Sonia. Please pay attention to the plot before talking shit.
From the moment time travel is inserted into a story you can stop taking it seriously because canonically endless timelines come into existence at the same time and any fucking shit you can imagine can be a reality on one of these timelines. It is the kind of thing that devs do either to please fans by saying "all your fanfictions can be real" or simply laziness to create a story that has consistency. It's easier to put in time travel and then be free to create whatever comes to mind without even having to worry about what the writers have established beforehand.
This game is so fucking boring, it unironically made me feel like I can handle a ubisoft game after it.
Downloaded FC5 because of it.
So where the Goat people already near extinction when Ganon tried to take over the land? I think we only see 2 of them.
So they are like the atlanteans mixing up with the uncultured cavemen and passing their technology to them.
Is Satan actually the bad guy or is it a divine psyops?
No one cares.
>Hylians existed before the Zonai
>Rauru and Sonia shows that there was interbreeding between the two
>There are no full Zonai left in Hyrule by BotW and TotK
>Thus means the Hylians bred the Zonai into effective extinction
The ancient hero looks like he could be a hylian/zonai hybrid too
apparently there were only rauru and his sister left anyways so they were already extinc
mfw Ganker thread on totk the other day
There’s nothing wrong with being a goat mutt
It's based as fuck. Cope harder, shitter.
Epic post! It's nice to see another 2016+ Redditor here. :DDD
Mmm, yes, cope~
It doesn’t really make sense if you read the fucking bible the cherubim don’t have kids with the humans which I am pretty sure the goats are based on they are in essence cherubim.
WHICH I GUESS TO MAKE IT CLEARER SINCE YOU HAVE NOT READ THE BIBLE, they would be angels though not necessarily fallen angels the angels all followed Lucifer, duh. Don’t bother reading the fucking bible retards.
Anyway, it seems like botw and totk could have happened before skyward sword but lost people place these games all the way after all the other Zelda games so they are not the oldest descendants of the royal family thus it further points to their being no goat in the royal family. But still it sort of seems like the far distant hyrule past could have been before skyward sword you know? Either way it doesn’t really make sense the timeline
are you thinking of nephilim
The peasants aint' descended from goats. Just zelda and her sweet goat booty.
>This was done out of pure spite.
I doubt they even considered the possibility of some stupid Dobson tier autist getting mad at this
>if you don't ike zoophilia you are literally dobson
>The royal bloodline of Hyrule is supposed to be part Zonai
>This means Rauru and Sonia must have had a child, as Sonia even points out that they and Zelda share blood
>Rauru and Sonia are never shown as having children, nor does Mineru have a known child
They probably just had one offscreen if we know that Zelda is descended from them.
It's a kid's game. Implying that babies come from pregnancies would be like Zelda saying Santa isn't real.
I thought they did it to save our eyes from that inbreed abortion, but then they gave link that special costume for beating all the 120 shrines...
>ywn have a 7 foot goat man breed you and and have his mixed race babies
I’m not a furry but those birds
i am a furry and i want penn to punch me in the face for not making dinner fast enough
>No more green tunic
>Master Sword is a weak piece of shit
>Tri-Force? Who cares about the Tri-Force?
>Hylians are goat people now
And link’s a femboy now too
Japanese aren't demented gays
>What is the tunic of the wild?
Its literally botw/totk link canon green tunic. Literally handed over to the hero by the ancient sheikah once he finishes all the shrinred aka once he is worth it.
>inb4 you can get it in totk too and its really easy now
There’s no proof that they bred with the goat man
“ We speculate that Tears of the Kingdom's placement is at the furthest point in the known timeline and is also set before Skyward Sword. This is due to three references that connects both of these games.”
Ha I was right some other publication thinks this
Its silly to try and force all these games together chronologically. If we’re doing that though the master sword already exists so it cant be before SS.
You still need to forge the Goddess Sword/Master Sword in order for the Master Sword to later go back in time before the Master Sword existed.
I wanna get real freaky with him
why are zonia built to breed hyruleans?
>hylians exist and are shown in the past
>"WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE HYLIANS GOAT HYBRIDS NOW"
you people are dumber than usual
Anon you do realize that these threads aren't made by people who know or care about what they're talking about right? They're just doing it for the Ganker outrage dopamine hit
Prior games mentioned that Hylians were humans that intermingled with the gods. It's why they had pointy ears.
It just turns out the gods were ayyyys.
But sonia is already hylian, they even say it. Rauru just started the royal bloodline, not the entire race
That's what I understood anyway
why is the woman normal?
help me out bros.... I'm getting filtered
Connect the middle ball and the big ball via the small ball in straight line. Make sure the middle ball is in on the right. Basic High school physics.
I just fused the big ball to a spear and threw it at the target and it fucking works.
>lorefagging for zelda
They couldnt even give two shits about story consistency between botw and totk, yet you expect them to give a shit about the timeline bullshit?
Why can't elves be goats? retard.
He's still malding over WW getting trashed. and TP being more popular.
>What is it that happened to Aonuma to make him despise the Zelda series so much?
The guy couldn't beat LoZ, LoZ 2 or LttP, he would rather cut grass and talk to NPCs
alright where is the Rauru cucking Asgore by getting with Toriel
>enter Rito Village
>Kass' daughters are all hot teen bird girls now
The rito in botw/totk are so fucking ugly. I liked them more when thry were humans with beaks and wings. Now they look like some shitty furry oc
>he likes "human but with [blank] attached"
Literally the worst way to design a "race" in fiction
Anon almost no one has this opinion
Everyone who isn't a furry gay has this opinion.
most normal people don’t scream FURRY every time they see a cartoon animal.
No one except a handful of fags who appear to think that the internet is still in the 2000s gives a shit about animal characters in videogamea
Nah, botw didn't do much right, but it at least made the rito and zora more diverse.
ive never seen people complain about the botw rito before, ngl. just because something's furry-adjacent doesn't make it bad
>Now they look like some shitty furry oc
and thats a good thing, I love their little bird feets
all gangsta till the shota birb comes
He is too cute, you should not have such feelings towards him
too late anon... too late
Did this ever get finished? Asking for a friend haha
work in progress
Looking forward to it
imagine the footjobs
What a whore!
Imagine the cute pp
>Ancient goat furries are now responsible for everything
>No trace of Ancient Sheikah and their tech and tons of shrines and towers and everything that the first game revolved around, and that Hylians and the whole world was obsessed with, to be found ANYWHERE
TotK is just the result of Nintendo not knowing what the fuck to do for a follow-up to the unexpected massive success of BotW, and deciding to just do the same shit a second time with a different coat of paint.
This all happened AFTER OoT. The kingdom fell and was reestablished. Skyward sword is still canon.
why is 'madeup fantasy race 1'
better than 'madeup fantasy race 2'? who gives a fuck
Unironically the first time ive ever seen her get posted. Holy fuck she screams SEX
And you gays rather jerk off to furry shit? Retards
i unfortunately can not stop being a homosexual. sonia is a pretty great design though
ears too long
ugly tribal body paint
ugly ugly ugly ugly
So there just isn't a series that's more impossible to discuss on Ganker than Zelda right
There’s no Zelda cannon. Stop being a sperg
people upset about canon in their fantasy fiction have never had to deal with arthurian literature
it's nintendo's fault for trying to make a coherent timeline to begin with
Arthurian literature is handled far better than Zelda's believe it or not
Arthurian legend is the result of three different zeitgeists writing the same story over the course of at least a millennia. You cant really compare it with faster clusterfucks.
The royal lineage is. Link isn't a royal. Lineage isn't hard to understand, but I guess you're a mutt.
'GOAT IN!' takes on a whole new meaning
>it turns out the ancient Elves who ruled Hyrule Kingdom were a bunch of furfags who fucked wild beasts in the forest
YOU JUST KNOW
Enormous mistake making you have to go to a specific region to start quests that require visiting the stables. The quest should have just started when talking to Penn at the lookout.
Fuck, even forcing you to go to the lookout first for the paraglider was a mistake.
The padding really hurts the game in a big way.
Lookout Landing is a brief retardation check for new players that ignored every story hook prior to that point (meeting Ganondorf underneath the castle, meeting Rauru's ghost, Zeldussy dragon greeting you on the sky island), if they still ignore the new structure on Hyrule Field that wasn't there in the last game, they're hopeless
It would have been fine for story and progression. It's just strange to withold the paraglider. Nothing stopped you from going anywhere at the start of BOTW. Good luck getting anywhere without the paraglider. Should have just given it to us on the sky islands.
You know I was skeptical about BOTW just giving you everything on the Great Plateau before release because Zelda was about getting new shit as the game progressed. But I understood why when the game actually came out. But now all of a sudden they want to pull this bullshit?
Autobuilder and camera being things you have to find is good enough but no paraglider is dumb. And so is starting Penn's quests only when you decide to visit the Rito area.
Bad design in a game that otherwise has good design.
If you're playing BOTW and you still don't know where the paraglider is after you've gotten back down to the surface your first assumption should probably be "I haven't finished the 'tutorial' yet then" tbh
>see musicians at woodland stable
>clearly understand what I need to do
>get yelled at everytime i touch at the wagon
>can't start quest without the gay bird from rito stable
what were they thinking
The pacing of TotK is so objectively worse than BotW that it's a joke, literally what were they thinking
>BotW has great tutorial area that is both extremely open and gives you literally everything you need to explore (paraglider, tower activations, story set up)
>can immediately go in any direction/town and easily complete objectives
>each race's quest has some similar beats but the stories are still separate and enjoyable in any order
>memories are a good extra that can be done in any order and fill in the blanks without hurting the other quests
>TotK tutorial is still good but clearly a step down with much more handholding
>and to obtain the basic ability to get map info or fucking glide you need to follow the main quest for a while with no immediate indication of this
>each faction's quest line is structured as if it's the "first one" making them extremely identical and redundant with the 4th explanation of the imprisoning wall being painful
>memory nonsense is very spoilery depending on the order you find them and finishing them before doing all the faction quests makes the redundant "where is Zelda?!" even worse
Lookout Landing is a part of the tutorial since why would you outright ignore the story lead it places you right in front of, it's the same thing as being forced to talk to King Rhoam to get the paraglider.
you have only yourself to blame
totk takes place on a different timeline by itself
botw also takes place on a different timeline by itself
you are right about one thing though these games hate/feel ashamed of the rest of the series for sure. they'll trickle 10 seconds of the zelda theme into your ear and abruptly cut it off after hearing droning random piano plucks for 10 minutes and that's basically how the music is for everything except dragon roost music be kept intact for some reason.
>series known for its musical excellence and memorable tunes
>even had its most celebrated games give you instruments to play yourself
>latest games feature an annoying 10 second piano hook that a 3 year old could have thought up and nothing else
>only reason you remember it is because you wish you were listening to Lost Woods instead
God, no, I really don't wish I had Twilight Princess's Hyrule Field blaring in my ears while on a stretch of land as large as the Great Plateau, let alone throughout 80% of the rest of the map.
Part of the reason they went with the minimalist music was because they made the game too big. You'd get sick of every track in Ocarina if you ran around as much as in these games in any given area. It's still bad music.
I was already sick of the bombastic music in an overworld of Twilight Princess's size.
Zelda’s music is honestly overrated as hell
OOT had the best soundtrack hands down. Everything else was mid
>saying that in a timeline where WW exists.
>totk takes place on a different timeline by itself
>botw also takes place on a different timeline by itself
I legitimately wish that is the case, it would at least mean that they'd revisit the classic 3D formula sometime and maybe we'd get a third Hero of Time game eventually. It would be the best case scenario.
Every post that says Tears is separate from Breath or that Breath and Tears are separate from everything else did not play the first five fucking minutes of Tears which opens up on Zelda mentioning the Calamity.
nintendo is for trannies
I'm cis hetero white male and I love nintendo.
I plank while I play the switch
Did you actually play the game? They aren't hylians, they were a co existent race.
>This is retroactive to all past games too
they never said that
The "Hylians are 100% humans!-schizo" from /tg/ must be having a meltdown rn
>introduce zonai in botw
>described as barbaric war tribe with some magic power
>zonai in totk
>space goat gods with highly advanced technology that also founded hyrule
zelda lore fans should just end themselves aonuma doesn't care about any lore continuity or consistency.
Considering the Zonai are all fucking dead when peaceful Rauru and Mineru found Hyrule, then they quietly spread their genes into the human Royal Family and go extinct, I don't think these two stories are incompatible or one overwrites the other
I think Aonuma's got you licked on this one
Dummy, the barbarian tribe is whatever race this guy is, which is not Zonai
Thats very clearly a Zonai anon, now whtether there are different tribes of Zonai is a question.
But as i found with this game as a whole, almost none of it is consistent with BotW to begin with, so who cares.
So how does Rauru found Hyrule when the ending of SS was Link, Zelda and Groose founding Hyrule?
The word Hyrule is not said even once in Skyward Sword
It's not Aonuma's fault that you think "we've founded Hyrule" means it's at the beginning of the series' timeline. If you're even caring about the timeline you've read the Hyrule Historia, which means you've seen timelines where Hyrule dies as a country and is refounded later.
Because Rauru's founding is after the other games. Hyrule was already in deep decline in LoZ and AoL. It collapsed and was founded again.
>watched the last trailer for totk when they released it
>one shot of rauru and i thought it's a female character
>masturbate to it
>rauru is a dude
That makes it very much better
Bros I'm jonesing for that goat pussy. I need the goussy.
She reminds me of the mouse from ff9
I want people to draw her already goddamn
So humans and hylians are once again different races?
No no only the hyrule royal family has goat genes mixed in now. Everyone else is still the same
He knows Koizumi is his better while he's floundered hard with the series for the past 20 years.
I haven't beaten TOTK yet but I've seen the first ear where Zelda meets these furries. How does SS work with this? It's before Hyrule was even named and before it had any king. But there were already people up in Skyloft. They were referred to as humans in the game, but they're clearly what would eventually become Hylians.
Sonia is Hylian so this is WAY later
So why did she need to ride goat cock to get the Hylians we see later on? They already looked like Hylians up in Skyloft. It just seems like another origin story that didn't need to happen.
only the royal family is descended from rauru, cutscene skipper-kun
Built for human/hylian cock
literally diving into the pussy like a tex avery cartoon
The zelda backstory is getting dumber and dumber.
the best part of the reboot is this will be retconned next game anyways
Hylians are way older than the zonai if you go by "lore", but really each zelda is independent.
>when they changed the colors on sonics arms, it was done out of pure spite.
The game is just an evocation of the hyperborea meme. Get over yourself.
How do you go from this...
Too much undertale. That's how we lost papi.
Holy fuck post more Rauwu goat
>most attractive male in all the realm now walks among the Gerudo openly
jesus why do zelda characters look so deformed and ugly? is link and zelda the only decent looking creatures in their world?
pretty much. riju is alright as well but most hylians are ugly
This is what happens when you don't have goat blood to dilute the Hylian's natural tendency towards inbreeding
That or it's a bunch of rural bumpkins and all the good looking city hylians died in the calamity.
Why does no one cry out when Nintendo makes their characters intentionally ugly but people will call out western devs
Because Zelda has a grabbable ass and Riju covers everything she doesn't have. Fags have Link so they've covered most of their bases.
There are tons of hot npcs in totk/botw
Nintendo just mixes shit up with ugly npcs. ITs honestly better, makes the hot ones more memorable, just like irl
Those are random peasants anon. Find me a picture of an attractive peasant
who the fuck cares about zelda's lore?
don't idiots realize it's the same plot re told over and over again? (with exception of a couple of games)
Ok but how big is Rauru
Hylians have never been elves
Give me a new Rauru thread