>I am playing Flameo the Everburning, Master of Evocation and Fire Spells!"

>I am playing Flameo the Everburning, Master of Evocation and Fire Spells!"
>"We're fighting large green regenerating monsters? Why these are clearly trolls yet Flameo wouldn't know that. I shall be a good roleplayer and cast Ray of Frost the entire encounter!"

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flameo Chads we can't stop winning

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This for me this too much roleplaying, really, even as a DM id be frustrated.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's bad roleplaying.
      A character not knowing something doesn't mean he would do the exact opposite of what he'd be doing.
      Flameou the flame guy would 100% try to fry the troll unless he had a reason to do otherwise.
      Plus, in most fantasy settings there's knowledge that can just be assumed to be somewhat widespread, at least among the monster fighting population.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And It honestly Just feel awkward pretending to not know something you know, especially in combat. If its purely for roleplay reasons, outside of combat, its mostly Fine for me, but in combat really If Just feels like you are playing dumb, and that is annoying at the very least

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're one of those guys who has his 15 Int caveman discussing the details of alien gauss weaponry, aren't you?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What even is your point? As I said, in combat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, why not?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What discussions Unk, Bringer of Fire has with Captain Borealis during downtime in the time machine is none of your concern.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Flameo would have no reason to NOT blast something with fire once or twice before taking the hint at it's effectiveness.
        Also alot of "common weaknesses" of certain creatures are well known enough for an adventurer to at least know SOME of them.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've opened every other encounter with a fireball, including that conversation with your mother. Changing your behavior because of your out-of-character knowledge is still metagaming, even if you're not doing it for an advantage.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jaya Ballard would be disappointed in you, Flameo

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    has never happened in a real game. c0c737157329cbbb5799023cc65812a9c23363c816b82b071e0d5d9e74011a2f.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flameo the Everburning, Master of Evocation and Fire Spells
    >ever using something other than the fire spells in his title outside of "the opposing force is fire elementals who are literally made of fire"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try to win them over with my mastery of fire

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit, Flameo would do that, wouldn't he

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try to win them over with my mastery of fire

      I'd try to win them over with my mastery of fire

      shows you for mocking me for "wasting" one of my language slots on Ignan

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We're fighting large green regenerating monsters? Why these are clearly trolls yet Flameo wouldn't know that.
    I've always found that attitude extremely annoying. If you live in a world where trolls are a thing, any person of ordinary intelligence would be able to recognize a troll even if they don't regularly encounter them.

    I mean, if I was walking in the jungle of South Asia IRL and encountered a huge orange-striped cat, I wouldn't be like "What could this creature possibly be? I bet it's a harmless vegetarian."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A tiger? In Africa?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I mean, if I was walking in the jungle of South Asia IRL and encountered a huge orange-striped cat
      You have the advantage of literacy and the internet. The vast majority of people might not even have ever heard of a tiger just a few centuries back.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Before internet and literacy people wouldn't share informations
        The state of zoomers.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A creature with a Latin name was unknown to the world a few centuries ago
        Jesus Christ you're so fricking stupid it hurts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind I was thinking about lions. You were right, westerners didn't know about tigers until the mid 18th century apparently.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_ad_bestias

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Before internet and literacy people wouldn't share informations
          The state of zoomers.

          Hey morons, I'm not saying that a tiger would be an unknown creature in general, but that the majority of people wouldn't know about them. Who are the "majority" centuries back? Uneducated peasants/serfs that largely lived out their entire lives in one region and barely had access to information past the closest city and a very dim understanding of both geography and any history past the last few generations of their direct ancestors.

          No shit, in a time period where the dissemination of knowledge is comparatively super slow and most people don't even have access to what little international knowledge there IS to know, yeah, a tiger and a shitload of other animals we now think of as "common" knowledge were creatures of rumor or too obscure for most people.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're embarrassing yourself further.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No argument.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The uneducated west-european peasant would stay home tending the camps but would know stories about big cats since the roman empire influence leaving a strong imprint within the collective mind, the travelers crossing the silk road instead would know 100% what a tiger is beforehand just by talking with other travelers, merchants and locals.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The uneducated west-european peasant would stay home tending the camps but would know stories about big cats since the roman empire influence leaving a strong imprint within the collective mind, the travelers crossing the silk road instead would know 100% what a tiger is beforehand just by talking with other travelers, merchants and locals.

            Just to drive the point futher Lynxes were common as frick in the european woodlands (eg: Dante in the beginning of the Divina Commedia has his path blocked by a lynx when wandering through the dark forest), only after the 19th century they were pushed to extinction.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, obviously they'd just look it up on their phone, and then shoot it with their gun if it attacked them. Like a normal person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Posting to laugh at you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the majority of people wouldn't know about them.
            First, it doesn't fricking matter to whether or not they can figure out the frickhuge carnivore is a frickhuge carnivore. Second, gossip, rumour, stories, myth, etc did spread further than you think.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      is it possible to save against this natty?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you would if you lived in 500 bc and somehow ended up there.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This didn't happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gold star, little buddy!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flameo, my good hotman, consider your specialty, your one true love. Don’t deny it just to avoid the illusion of meta-gaming.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you live in an area inhabited by trolls, and they’re common enemies adventures face, it should make sense that you know what a troll is and how to fight one

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOO! YOUR CHARACTER DOESN'T KNOW TROLLS ARE VULNERABLE TO FIRE!!!
    Oh shut the hell up, run another game or make some new monster you lazy piece of shit.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Flameo
    That's just a moniker for how much of a homosexual he is.
    >the Everburning
    A title based on how he feels whenever he goes pee.
    >Master of Evocation and Fire Spells
    An elaborate metaphor for his freestyle talent.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underappreciated post.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ray of Frost
    >The sun makes rays.
    >The sun's rays cool down in space before making it through the ozone layer, cooling them down even more.
    >The sun's rays are rays of frost compared to the rays leaving the sun.
    >Ergo, roleplaying achieved, I am not metagaming, please love me GM-sempai, I am good player.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Frostburn is just another type of burn.

  14. 2 months ago
    lowercase sage

    >I am playing Flameo the Everburning, Master of Evocation and Fire Spells!"
    Looking like this, perchance?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shoo AI slopper no one asked.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >complain about "that's what my character would do", aka any and all RPing that results in suboptimal outcomes
    >complain about metagaming
    >complain when players don't asspull a way out of the dilemma you've created
    Have you tried not being a shit GM?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a dirt eating Game of Thrones peasant and a tiger walked up to me I'd probably think "Golly, that's a big cat... and I think I'm the mouse! Oh shucks oh gosh, save me Local Lord!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love you.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy checked. Honesty there should be character study on this type of cringe homosexual.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what people thought elephants looked like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems accurate enough, if my reference on what elephants are was based only on that picture i would identify a real life elephant neither the less.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF your only info about elephants is giant grey shit with a floppy nose and tusks it would take you all of five miliseconds to realize that, indeed, the giant grey shit with a floppy nose and tusks chasing you is indeed one.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roll a dice to see if your scholar knows how to wipe his ass.
    Oops, the dice said 4, your scholar doesn't know shit.

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