I could devastate his daughter... if you know what I mean ;)

I could devastate his daughter... if you know what I mean 😉

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats a child...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OUT OF 10!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should've died at birth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >3 year old daughter burst into tears about lack of online functionality despite the actual game still working
      What is it about shitlibs and constantly making up stuff their children have said/done?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Children have always been convenient tools for parents. Fathers having sex with their daughters and child labour were everyday occurrences. Nowadays you're expected to make children solely so that your government gets more wageslaves so parents are finding new, modern uses for their kids that are socially acceptable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shitlibs are gullible so they assume everyone else is, they think people are gonna read that shit and actually believe it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >His 3 year old daughter
      You immediately know how bullshit this is if you have a kid or younger relatives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am a little bit of a toddler-con anyways.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >twitch streamer Jeff Gerstmann

    man, times have changed...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jeff gerstmann doesn't have a daughter

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitch streamer Jeff Gerstmann
    No idea why I'm weirdly offended by that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His streams are pretty chill tbh he goes over recent gaming news and plays retro games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I'll turn on a Jeff video every so often. Love hearing that guy talk, but he's known for so many different things than "Twitch streamer".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I listen to his podcast but I feel like I have skip 40% of it each week because I don't want to listen to how it rained, what shitty energy drink he's tasting, wrestling trash, or how his kid got sick (again)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I listen to his podcast
          with all due respect why on earth would you do that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Work is boring and Jeff's more interesting than leaving the news on for 8 hours

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's not a dichotomy between MSM and a butterball hasbeen who had barely even "been" in the first place, even if you're resigning yourself to shitty podcasts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you okay?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean? That post seems completely fine.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll pray for you to find something other than israeli """news""" and a fat frick's ramblings to kill time with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post good podcasts to listen to

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know of any but hopefully someone else can chime in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know of any but hopefully someone else can chime in.

                there are non gaming podcasts are dead now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you have a stroke?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is it a solo podcast.
          does vinny ever show up.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is that fat frick sellout up to these days, anyways?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being a dad

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Daisy's Devastation

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2>4>5>1>3
    Is he right about Metal Gear Solid

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I told my 3 year old that Nintendo was TAKING AWAY HER GAME and that they were going to skin her alive and now she's crying!
    >Thanks a lot Nintendo!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP
    KILLING
    GAMES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does new leaf cease to function entirely without a connection? If the game plays as normal but online functions are cut off, even if some of the functions were significant, That's acceptable and not the target of the stop killing games campaign.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally a trap set by Nintendo
    >this article blows up
    >"Good Samaritan" gamers start posting links and infrographics on how to access the fan made servers
    >Nintendo collects this data and the names of the people behind those services
    >Nintendo then mass deliver very threatening cease and desist orders to the people running the servers
    >Twitts and Redditors scream and shit themselves while in line to pre-order the new Bing Bing Wahoo about how evil Nintendo is
    >Nothing is done about it
    >Nintendo wins again

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder none of his former co workers want anything to do with him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brad, Vinny, and Alex are all cucked and Dan is busy fricking Mary Kish
      Patrick Klepeck was kidnapped by islamists in Syria I think

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Considering who he worked with, do you blame?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Patrick Klepeck was kidnapped by islamists in Syria I think
        Patrick claws out under a rock whenever some moronic twitter shit is happening

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Patrick Klepeck was kidnapped by islamists in Syria I think
        finally some justice in this god forsaken world

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Inshallah

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's with this dude's constant attacks on Nintendo? First he gave Twilight Princess 8.8 and now this? Also, if you love your daughter, buy her New Horizons instead of that old ass DS shit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2 kids. 8 and 6. I don't let them play video games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based father. Keep them off the internet, too. It's pure brain rot.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost respect for him when he defended blizzards decision to make people use real names.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dad calls out buffet for turning off heating tray leaving his ass devastated.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scummy corrupt old homosexual games journalist
    >millionaire
    >wah my precious mansion bubble life is so devastated by this first world problem!
    man if only your coked out loser friend didn't OD at his own wedding, loser, go pop some pills you obese moron

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha what did you mean by that?

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