I could devastate his daughter... if you know what I mean 😉
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Thats a child...
OUT OF 10!
You should've died at birth
>3 year old daughter burst into tears about lack of online functionality despite the actual game still working
What is it about shitlibs and constantly making up stuff their children have said/done?
Children have always been convenient tools for parents. Fathers having sex with their daughters and child labour were everyday occurrences. Nowadays you're expected to make children solely so that your government gets more wageslaves so parents are finding new, modern uses for their kids that are socially acceptable.
Shitlibs are gullible so they assume everyone else is, they think people are gonna read that shit and actually believe it.
>His 3 year old daughter
You immediately know how bullshit this is if you have a kid or younger relatives.
I am a little bit of a toddler-con anyways.
>twitch streamer Jeff Gerstmann
man, times have changed...
Jeff gerstmann doesn't have a daughter
>Twitch streamer Jeff Gerstmann
No idea why I'm weirdly offended by that
His streams are pretty chill tbh he goes over recent gaming news and plays retro games
Oh I'll turn on a Jeff video every so often. Love hearing that guy talk, but he's known for so many different things than "Twitch streamer".
I listen to his podcast but I feel like I have skip 40% of it each week because I don't want to listen to how it rained, what shitty energy drink he's tasting, wrestling trash, or how his kid got sick (again)
>I listen to his podcast
with all due respect why on earth would you do that
Work is boring and Jeff's more interesting than leaving the news on for 8 hours
It's not a dichotomy between MSM and a butterball hasbeen who had barely even "been" in the first place, even if you're resigning yourself to shitty podcasts.
Are you okay?
What do you mean? That post seems completely fine.
I'll pray for you to find something other than israeli """news""" and a fat frick's ramblings to kill time with.
post good podcasts to listen to
I don't know of any but hopefully someone else can chime in.
there are non gaming podcasts are dead now
Did you have a stroke?
is it a solo podcast.
does vinny ever show up.
what is that fat frick sellout up to these days, anyways?
Being a dad
>Daisy's Devastation
>2>4>5>1>3
Is he right about Metal Gear Solid
>I told my 3 year old that Nintendo was TAKING AWAY HER GAME and that they were going to skin her alive and now she's crying!
>Thanks a lot Nintendo!
STOP
KILLING
GAMES
Does new leaf cease to function entirely without a connection? If the game plays as normal but online functions are cut off, even if some of the functions were significant, That's acceptable and not the target of the stop killing games campaign.
This is literally a trap set by Nintendo
>this article blows up
>"Good Samaritan" gamers start posting links and infrographics on how to access the fan made servers
>Nintendo collects this data and the names of the people behind those services
>Nintendo then mass deliver very threatening cease and desist orders to the people running the servers
>Twitts and Redditors scream and shit themselves while in line to pre-order the new Bing Bing Wahoo about how evil Nintendo is
>Nothing is done about it
>Nintendo wins again
Reminder none of his former co workers want anything to do with him
Brad, Vinny, and Alex are all cucked and Dan is busy fricking Mary Kish
Patrick Klepeck was kidnapped by islamists in Syria I think
Considering who he worked with, do you blame?
>Patrick Klepeck was kidnapped by islamists in Syria I think
Patrick claws out under a rock whenever some moronic twitter shit is happening
>Patrick Klepeck was kidnapped by islamists in Syria I think
finally some justice in this god forsaken world
Inshallah
What's with this dude's constant attacks on Nintendo? First he gave Twilight Princess 8.8 and now this? Also, if you love your daughter, buy her New Horizons instead of that old ass DS shit.
I have 2 kids. 8 and 6. I don't let them play video games.
Based father. Keep them off the internet, too. It's pure brain rot.
I lost respect for him when he defended blizzards decision to make people use real names.
>Dad calls out buffet for turning off heating tray leaving his ass devastated.
>scummy corrupt old homosexual games journalist
>millionaire
>wah my precious mansion bubble life is so devastated by this first world problem!
man if only your coked out loser friend didn't OD at his own wedding, loser, go pop some pills you obese moron
Haha what did you mean by that?