i have a theory that mother 1 takes place in the soviet union

i have a theory that mother 1 takes place in the soviet union

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a theory that 'mother' refers to your mom because she sucks real good

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT AFFORDABLE HOUSING 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM A GROCERY STORE

    IM GOING INSSAAAANEEE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon moves to Sukablyatnikgrad, Russia
      >Discovers gopniks are worse than any Black person in America
      >s-soul!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jamie pull up those murder rates

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i live among commie blocks
      its not affordable but at least its fricking shit
      in the winter it keeps you cold, in the summer it keeps you warm, you cant move the walls, and the layouts are fricking terrible most of the time, they have anti sound proofing, and generally look ugly as frick

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old commie blocks have great sound proofing actually. It's the modern apartment blocks that don't.
        Also they're very warm during winter months so I don't know what you're on about, they're designed specifically for cold weather and central heating. Not so good for hot summers.
        They are ugly though I'll give you that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      o-oh we got a live one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Housing should not be the stock market, sorry.

      Someone referring to a house as "housing" is a red flag (literally).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >referring to a house as "housing"
        an apartment isn't a house

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >affordable
      Nobody tell him.
      >Old commie blocks have great sound proofing
      If you are deaf.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15 MINUTES AWAY FROM A GROCERY STORE
      A lot of good it does when there is nothing in the store.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coyл

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a theory that you're a moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      show me a single place in america that looks like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never been to detroit, huh?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          detroit doesn't have that much grass it's mostly asphalt

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    America used to actually have urban housing projects but they were ruined by a combination of 'gros turning them into unpoliceable crime fortresses and NIMBY boomers not wanting cheap housing to make their houses worth less money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the architect for 9/11 also designed affordable housing that would be used to radiation testing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also car industry propaganda mindraping several generations worth of lawmakers and city planners.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NIMBY boomers not wanting cheap housing to make their houses worth less money
      Sorry I don’t want a bunch of hoodrats loitering around the house that I paid a fortune for?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Housing should not be the stock market, sorry.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seethe, rentoid.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You will hang from a lamp post so whatever.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it takes place in Eagleland which is an idealized/parody version of America.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eagleland
      Wrong game, Black person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eagleland is America. They just retconned the name for the sequel. But it's still a sequel to the first game, it's not subtitled Giygas Strikes Back for nothing.
        Unless you have a convincing argument that there's actually two continents with the same exact shape on this planet somehow then you should shut your dumb mouth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          or Mother 1 isn't canon (which it isn't)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think that?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mother 2 is pretty much a re-imagining/reboot/whatever of Mother 1
              >Same archetypes of main characters (besides Poo)
              >Takes place in NotAmerica
              >About finding 8 melodies to stop an evil alien

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                or Mother 1 isn't canon (which it isn't)

                your theory is really dumb. how can giygas strike back if he had not striked a first time?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Mother 2 Japanese title screen isn't canon either

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Giygas isn't the same as giegue, he's what happens after the latter one's defeat in mother 1.

                [...]

                your theory is really dumb. how can giygas strike back if he had not striked a first time?

                would be a bad move.

                Sure, it was a remaining and adaptation for the usa and snes (reason why it works as a standalone game), but it also completely works as a sequel.

                the Mother 2 Japanese title screen isn't canon either

                Oh, come on

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they're the same, they have the same name in the japanese games.
                giygas transforms into a being of pure evil after the bitterness and shame of being defeated in the first game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm aware of that. I'm talking about giygas (earthbound) being an adaptation of giegue (mother). Just different names for different regions. Reading my post again, I expressed that in a weird way.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You realize there are other... many other locations in Earthbound than "NotAmerica," right?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Eagleland is America. They just retconned the name for the sequel. But it's still a sequel to the first game
          So what happened to Ninten & Company during Mother 2?

          Also
          >Twoson is the second city you go
          >Yet Threek is more near of Onett than Twoson
          >And somehow Twoson is in not-South America, And Threek in Not-Mexico.
          LOL

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So what happened to Ninten & Company during Mother 2?
            They're still there, but 10 years older?
            Regarding the map, it should all be happening in a single region for it to make sense, but lol vidya logic

            2 takes place in an alternate world

            It was until I read this and other thread this week that I realized that there are many interpretations about mother's timeline

            I think that all three games can fit into a single timeline without any issues. Even then, time traveling isn't even a video game logic problem, more like a pop culture one.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You would be jumping through hoops to make 1 and 2 work within the same world with your "everything is retconned" coping when it is more than clear that 2 is alternate. I don't care what youtuber is influencing you to think otherwise.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what youtuber
                >retcons
                hey, calm down there partner, I don't base my opinions on dumb youtubers, and I'm not implying retcons

                >I think that all three games can fit into a single timeline without any issues.
                I tought that same (And maybe it still is), but there are some issues:
                Mother 3 Nowhere Islands might not be in the far future, but in another dimension/Alternative Earth. Porky didnt just travel throught time, but also throught dimensions, and game says that he is trapped on the NoWhere Islands cut from other Universes, not just the past or even more far future.

                And maybe another no-joke theory, unlike OP one: Mother 3 ending restored the Earth into a new one, Not the EarthBound/Mother 2 one but real life or at least the more similar to RL....MOTHER 1/Beginnings

                But that is a theory

                >game says that he is trapped on the NoWhere Islands cut from other Universes, not just the past or even more far future.
                Wait, where does it says that
                Cute pic by the way, I remember it from another thread

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leder says something to that effect. The phase distorter also travels time+space which we know from M2

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >However, he was apparently shut out from all other times and spaces and tumbled into this era and these islands.
                Hey, you're right. Although I wonder if this could mean something else, but what?

                And how does this theory

                >I think that all three games can fit into a single timeline without any issues.
                I tought that same (And maybe it still is), but there are some issues:
                Mother 3 Nowhere Islands might not be in the far future, but in another dimension/Alternative Earth. Porky didnt just travel throught time, but also throught dimensions, and game says that he is trapped on the NoWhere Islands cut from other Universes, not just the past or even more far future.

                And maybe another no-joke theory, unlike OP one: Mother 3 ending restored the Earth into a new one, Not the EarthBound/Mother 2 one but real life or at least the more similar to RL....MOTHER 1/Beginnings

                But that is a theory

                could explain giygas being present in mother 1?

                I have a theory that female-to-male trannies have giant clitorises that need sucking

                That's just you being gay

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I think that all three games can fit into a single timeline without any issues.
              I tought that same (And maybe it still is), but there are some issues:
              Mother 3 Nowhere Islands might not be in the far future, but in another dimension/Alternative Earth. Porky didnt just travel throught time, but also throught dimensions, and game says that he is trapped on the NoWhere Islands cut from other Universes, not just the past or even more far future.

              And maybe another no-joke theory, unlike OP one: Mother 3 ending restored the Earth into a new one, Not the EarthBound/Mother 2 one but real life or at least the more similar to RL....MOTHER 1/Beginnings

              But that is a theory

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >So what happened to Ninten & Company during Mother 2?
            The game is not about them anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 takes place in an alternate world

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you've sort of contradicted your claim of Eagleland being America by calling it Eagleland,

          Seems to me Eagleland is Eagleland and you're a dumb midget.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meixco is Threek?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They only call it Eagleland in 2. America is explicitly named in the opening of 1.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be.
    Hippies, crazed rednecks, and escaped convicts are all over, and the Soviets wouls never tolerate that.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But that's just a theory

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlikely because Ness and his party are implied to have souls, something russians would never have

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mother also looks like a commie suburb in Bosnia.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Sweden actually

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meets pippi longstocking
      >gets lost in ikea factory
      hmm you're on to something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does the building have a gigantic paper towel tube next to it?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifelong mother fan excited to play it for the first time.

    admit it, you just watched a bunch of youtube videos on this title at best.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Japan, idiot.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a theory that female-to-male trannies have giant clitorises that need sucking

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