You didn’t miss much.
Even if they didn’t do any of the meme’d parts, they still had boring characters with shitty motivation and no memorable gameplay.
>Even if they didn’t do any of the meme’d parts, they still had boring characters with shitty motivation and no memorable gameplay.
arguing with people about this game sucks even more because there's a cadre of defenders that think "generic third person shooter" is something they did well. Like no fricker, it's still shit.
Women are biologically incapable of beefing up like that unless they rake roids no matter how much they exercise.
1 year ago
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That is true, but God damn if some people won't die on the hill that it's possible.
they changed her body from the model lmao
Yeah, for whatever reason they made her even bigger
1 year ago
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they needed to make her JACKED for some reason, someone probably has that gif/webm saved where it shows her in an earlier trailer looking less buff
1 year ago
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And? Women cannot look like that, even with roids certain proportions are unattainable.
1 year ago
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>Women cannot look like that
They literally just scanned a real woman's body into the game. Pic related is abby's body model they just put someone else's face on her
1 year ago
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Whoever said they can't look like that is dumb but how they show her gaining this physique in game is hilariously moronic
1 year ago
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She lives in a gym and eats lots of meat. What's moronic about it?
1 year ago
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Women are biologically incapable of beefing up like that unless they rake roids no matter how much they exercise.
1 year ago
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>She lives in a gym
God you're so fricking stupid.
Do you really think all it takes is to show to a gym and lift weights for a woman to get like that?
You don't understand the dedication and the resources needed. You need to be doing that for the entire day, your entire life revolves around it.
>Women cannot look like that naturally.
[...] >Women cannot look like that, even with roids
I'll give you the benefi of the down and assume you're two different anons, but understand the context of a conversation before chiming in.
The argument was if women could EVER look like than, not if they could look like that naturally.
Still no resources in a context like that of the game. Never gonna happen.
1 year ago
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>You need to be doing that for the entire day, your entire life revolves around it.
She spent five fricking years bodybuilding. Her devoting her entire life to her goal is literally her entire character
1 year ago
Anonymous
Again, no matter the ammount of exercise, women cannot get like that unless they take roids and shitton of proteins.
It would be incredibly stupid for them to have access to that in a post-apocalyptic setting.
1 year ago
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Who are you kidding anon? We can literally google pictures of women who train for years and compete in sports with anti-doping rules and tests.
1 year ago
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Anon this is middle school biology shit.
Testosterone is what promotes muscle growth and women biologically do not produce as much testosterone as men.
It's biologically impossible for a woman to get as jacked as a dude, let alone super jacked like abby.
1 year ago
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Did you not read my message?
Again, I can google pictures right now of non roided women who look jacked
1 year ago
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post some
1 year ago
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well what are you waiting for? It must come with proof of them not being on roids and they must look as buffed as abby
>Women cannot look like that
They literally just scanned a real woman's body into the game. Pic related is abby's body model they just put someone else's face on her
This anon already posted the fricking woman they modelled her body on you fricking moron
1 year ago
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And she's roided as frick.
nice deflection tho
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah, a woman who does Competitive CrossFitness, a field notorious for its steroid use. There is no way this woman is natural, sorry.
1 year ago
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you must be clinically moronic to think that's natty
and she's obviously on roids, is this your idea of le epic pretending to be moronic troll or are you just 10 years old?
Do you think roids aren't banned and tested for in COMPETITIVE crossfit?
1 year ago
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do you think roids stay in your blood permanently?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Do you think there aren't hundreds of ways to circumvent that shit? People get caught using roids in the fricking Olympics dude
1 year ago
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Anon is the same shit as drug tests. You can get stoned as frick and take a test after like 2-3 days and you will come up as clean but whatever damage your body took is still there.
Roids are only there to get you buffed and then your body gets rid of them.
1 year ago
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Do you think there aren't hundreds of ways to circumvent that shit? People get caught using roids in the fricking Olympics dude
do you think roids stay in your blood permanently?
>t.morons
You are tested periodically throughout the year OBVIOUSLY. Otherwise everyone would fricking dope up till a month before the contest so their system is clear. Fricking morons jesus christ
1 year ago
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>Otherwise everyone would fricking dope up till a month before the test so their system is clear
yes thats what they do
1 year ago
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I admire your naïveté, if anything, but yeah that's basically what they do
1 year ago
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guns are banned in many countries yet they are still used in those countries to commit crimes. roid gets used up so it's not like they can test for prior roid use. even if they did, they can easily claim that it was naturally produced by the ovaries, which they do.
1 year ago
Anonymous
you must be clinically moronic to think that's natty
1 year ago
Anonymous
and she's obviously on roids, is this your idea of le epic pretending to be moronic troll or are you just 10 years old?
1 year ago
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well what are you waiting for? It must come with proof of them not being on roids and they must look as buffed as abby
1 year ago
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>non-roided
You can't.
[...]
[...]
Do you think roids aren't banned and tested for in COMPETITIVE crossfit?
[...]
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This anon already posted the fricking woman they modelled her body on you fricking moron
>b-but she said she's natty!
Literally moronic.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Who are you kidding anon? We can literally google pictures of women who train for years and compete in sports with anti-doping rules and tests.
Where are the roids?
Where are the supplements?
It's been told to you multiple times and you're still not acknowledging it.
1 year ago
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>during an apocalypse
1 year ago
Anonymous
The apocalypse was 25 years before the game. They farm meat on large scale, have factories producing medicine and bullets, have long-range radio, they watch movies, listen to music and play video games for fun. Is there no one else in this thread that even plays games
1 year ago
Anonymous
so they are in a place with a gym but can't use it because of the apocalypse?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Fallout has done irrevocable damage to how long things would stay at mudhut level after an apocalypse.
1 year ago
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They live in a well stocked, well organized large settlement. They're not starving and they're not living in a hut in the desert. It's post-apocalypse, that doesn't mean everyone is a hobo.
1 year ago
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Fallout has done irrevocable damage to how long things would stay at mudhut level after an apocalypse.
The apocalypse was 25 years before the game. They farm meat on large scale, have factories producing medicine and bullets, have long-range radio, they watch movies, listen to music and play video games for fun. Is there no one else in this thread that even plays games
Where do they get the supplements from?
1 year ago
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The city they're in
1 year ago
Anonymous
No way. Not gonna waste milk to make whey, nor do they have the means.
That's as natty as the morning sun, babe.
Sure thing, next you're telling me Druckman is white.
1 year ago
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That's as natty as the morning sun, babe.
1 year ago
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You can't open a random door without tripping over bottles of pills in TLOU
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that tiny amount of land couldn't support those animals. each cow needs like an acre of more of land for just 1 cow.
an NFL football field is just about 1.5 acres. The entire floor of the stadium is maybe just under 2 acres.
That means this stadium would only support about 2 cattle. See that grass? they eat that. A few cows could eat a good amount of that grass in one day, there wouldn't be any green left.
If they had haybales in there maybe I could believe the cows were eating that, but that's obviously not the case.
1 year ago
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The WLF control all of Seattle. All of Seattle is basically a warzone
1 year ago
Anonymous
Do you think the frickers that defend this game know anything about farming and raising livestock? They're the same people who think Abby's body is naturally obtainable
1 year ago
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>B-BUT SHE EATED THE BURRITO THAT MEAN IT MAKES SENSE.
They also don't know anything about body building. ONE FRICKING BURRITO isn't going to bulk you up.
1 year ago
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Are you moronic or something?
1 year ago
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The crops aren't just inside the stadium, you drive past fields of crops outside during the chapter going to the other headquarters.
1 year ago
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they also talk about a salmon hatchery
1 year ago
Anonymous
The crops aren't just inside the stadium, you drive past fields of crops outside during the chapter going to the other headquarters.
If anything I would give them credit for attempting to give some semblance of a workable settlement that has everyone working on a job and obvious regular systems of food production, sanitation, housing, records of comings and goings, uses of equipment, etc. You can look around in the settlement scenes with Abby and see an acceptable approximation of people working and living that you can accept the WLF being a pretty large colony controlling most of a big city's ruins. Most games do not even remotely bother to do any of that, cities just run by magic or by virtue of people being video game sprites or models. How many gaming houses don't even have a toilet, or enough bedrooms for everyone living there? Let alone a workable seeming system of living. Those are a lot more fundamental then "Ok they have varied livestock but they need more room and grazing for that livestock". Of all the avenues to criticize the game for, I don't find this to be a particularly fruitful one. It's got actual flaws you could talk about rather than very forced nitpicking about some background worldbuilding (because one way or another, how much grass the cows they raise eat is not very important to the story OR gameplay).
1 year ago
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>Of all the avenues to criticize the game for, I don't find this to be a particularly fruitful one.
agreed - it's pretty silly and shortsighted to complain about. i don't love the game for other reasons (it's a fine piece of engineering for the most part, just kind of lackluster in story presentation imo) but when people hyperfixate on the cow conversation when there are other more glaring issues with it, it really activates my almonds autism.
pic related; me when i walk into any tlou thread here
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don't see why Abby's body isn't physically obtainable. She essentially sacrifices her femininity for strength. While playing as Ellie at the farm, Tommy mentions a trader who describes Abby as built like an Ox.
Some b***hes are big and manly. I've seen 'em. I dunno, with how Abby loses muscle mass in Santa Barbara I think she could only get so strong bcs the WLF had a dedicated gymnasium and consistent food source, You saw their mess hall, how crowded it was
1 year ago
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You've never touched a weight or know anything about how much muscle mass men and women can put on in a given year.
1 year ago
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>anon says nothing about RPG capital cities of nine buildings >healing bite and bullet wounds with a dab of crushed herbs >recovering from fatal wounds by ducking behind a crate for a few moments >monsters inexplicably gaining mass from nowhere to grow and mutate larger >but an unrealistically sized grazeland as a background detail? that is TOO FAR
1 year ago
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>"m-muh fantasy!" argument when the game is trying to portray realism within the confines of its setting
1 year ago
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Within frickin reason, dude. The fungus as depicted is completely preposterous and fantastical. You are allowed to have some breaks in reality, particularly for a handwave background detail. A story doesn't have to be only staunch Dardenne brothers realism or Looney Tunes wackiness.
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That's not a lot of cows. Or are these MAGICAL MCGUFFIN COWS that give meat and don't die and don't need to eat more than a small blade of grass a day?
1 year ago
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its been over 20 yrs
1 year ago
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wait this game actually has a bunch of dude gymbros lmao in the middle of an apocalypse? that sounds like satire
1 year ago
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Her entire community lives in a football stadium that has a cafeteria and a gym. As far as reasons for having access to a gym, it's not the shittiest
1 year ago
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that sounds pretty shitty, why would you want a ridiculously large area to maintain and when they have to go hunting dont they have to travel really far
1 year ago
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As far as I remember it's located in Seattle and it's been overgrown to the point that there's wildlife just roaming the streets.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending the choice, but they have like hundreds of members so I guess it's not that hard to maintain
1 year ago
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Are you questioning the concept of a large permanent settlement? Are you from 4,000 BC?
1 year ago
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look zoomie I didnt play your gay little troony sjwoobblu game ok. it sounds real frickin stupid though. having enough people to take over a stadium and wildlife being in a city full of people hunting them with no dirt for plantlife for said animals
1 year ago
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The football stadium is like 1% of their community. They control all of seattle and successfully pushed the federal government out of washington years before the game.
1 year ago
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Shit, that's right lol
Abby just lives in the stadium so they have an excuse for why she's so swole, realistically or not
1 year ago
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i bet you think you can look like Thor if you try hard enough, fricking moron DYEL
Abby looks almost at men natty limit and she is a fricking woman
1 year ago
Anonymous
Where the frick are they getting all the meat, did the gym also have a walk-in freezer packed to the brim with chicken breasts that somehow hasn't run out after 10 years of the apocalypse?
1 year ago
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They had cattle, somehow
1 year ago
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>cattle >25 years into a zombie apocalypse
How fricking stupid are these writers?
1 year ago
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They're Californian wienersuckers so they think a football field with 2 cows and a chicken will feed 200 hundred people.
1 year ago
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You would need a lot more room than a football field to raise enough cattle for a consistent (daily) meat supply.
1 year ago
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You also can't heal yourself of bullet wounds by wrapping some gauze on your forearm.
1 year ago
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They found the magical Cattle McGuffin that feeds everyone and never expires.
1 year ago
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if only i could get that swole with 1 burrito lunch
1 year ago
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Women cannot look like that naturally.
People complain because they're supposed to be in a post-apocaliptic setting and even for a dude to get jacked like that he would need a super high protein diet and roids and it makes zero sense for all that to be available in that setting.
1 year ago
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>Women cannot look like that naturally.
And? Women cannot look like that, even with roids certain proportions are unattainable.
>Women cannot look like that, even with roids
I'll give you the benefi of the down and assume you're two different anons, but understand the context of a conversation before chiming in.
The argument was if women could EVER look like than, not if they could look like that naturally.
1 year ago
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>implying
I don't see that "ever" in any of the posts except your own
1 year ago
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They can look like it, but as everyone is saying, you need roids to achieve that look as a woman. Is Abby roiding out 24 years into an apocalypse? Because just going to the gym and eating burritos isn't enough.
Also Abby's body model does competitive CrossFit, so there's a 100% she's on steroids
1 year ago
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That doesn't look natty at all.
Plus Abby has no supplements. Probably not even enough food.
It's incredibly dumb, it looks clownish, and on top of that she looks ugly as sin.
1 year ago
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even with the roids, she looks like a woman. abby is clearly based on a man's physique.
1 year ago
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>what is anavar
1 year ago
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She lives in a gym and eats lots of meat. What's moronic about it?
Making her ultrabuff is moronic. People in extreme conditions, i.e. the fricking apocalypse, have little muscle mass, especially if they still use guns to fight each others. Needing little food and being very nimble are just too important and even if you MUST have a muscular woman to show how big and powerful she is, why not use a body with actual usable core strength like a swimmer?
1 year ago
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>People in extreme conditions, i.e. the fricking apocalypse,
She isn't in an "extreme condition". She lives comfortably in a well supplied, well populated organized settlement. She's not living out in ruins gnawing on chicken bones.
1 year ago
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Do they have steroids?
1 year ago
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>She isn't in an "extreme condition". She lives comfortably in a well supplied, well populated organized settlement.
Based moron, also one of my biggest gripe with the "city taken by nature" trope is the decades old trees when the apocalypse happened 25 years ago, like if they just sprouted right out of the asphalt as soon as enough humans died.
1 year ago
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That area was bombed during the apocalypse in 2013 so it's not a normal part of the city, the roads and buildings were collapsed overnight rather than just falling over. If anything a lot of TLOU's locations are UNDERgrown, a lot of the houses and building interiors look like they've been derelict for 4-6 years, not 30 years as its approaching by Part II's time
1 year ago
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are her compatriots not super butthurt she's eating 10x the amount of protein they are and injecting roids for no reason (and presumably wasting a lot of time exercising instead of being useful)?
>ellie massacres all of the dyke's friends but decides to spare dyke because 'revenge is bad.'
beyond parody. this is something you'd see in an old jrpg >WE CAN'T KILL HIM, WE'RE NOT LIKE HIM >*just forgets the last 400 enemies slaughtered for EXP*
Me too Anon. I told my buds that if Joel or Ellie was in 2, they’d frick it up. I checked out of 2 the moment I saw the first trailer. I can only tell from a distance I’ve made the right choice ignoring it.
>troony kills joel, dyke kills troony's friends, dyke and troony fight, dyke spares troony >revenge is... le bad
Pretty much the gist of the story. You didnt miss much
The gameplay seems decent enough so unironically I would have bought it if they didn't kill joel. That spiteful israelite that wrote the story has a hate boner for straight white males so he doesn't get my money. It's about principles.
Me too Anon. I told my buds that if Joel or Ellie was in 2, they’d frick it up. I checked out of 2 the moment I saw the first trailer. I can only tell from a distance I’ve made the right choice ignoring it.
you guys are missing out, there was a ton of coverage over how shit the game was. i still got a lot of entertainment out of it without having to sit through that miserable game.
He said pure fanfiction, not literal fanfiction.
It's the purest essence of moronic twelvie fanfic who just write in the dumbest cringiest shit they think is cool
>Then why didn't he say that?
Probably because he wasn't counting on having to explain the technical differences between 'pure' and 'literal' to an autist
And I'm not going to either, for the record
1 year ago
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Meanwhile, back in reality, what he actually meant was "this story doesn't count because I don't like it so therefore it is fanfiction, unlike my headcanon which I treat as real".
I just don't get who does this? When you suddenly feel the lust of an old flame burning inside you and you both say frick it and have sex right then and there after so long having not touched each other, WHO goes into doggy style? That feels like the weirdest part of this why does he turn her around and frick her from behind like that? It's WEIRD given the context.
>WHO goes into doggy style? That feels like the weirdest part of this why does he turn her around and frick her from behind like that?
She's wearing combat boots and tight pants. Missionary with pants on is weird as frick.
True. But then you have to use an arm to keep her legs together.
Or she'd have to strain her or cross legs and not be able to relax.
The creative solution is using the pants to your advantage.
Girls are fricking disgusting and want their hair pulled and ass slapped and for you to call them daddy's worthless little cumbawd during sex, and those things are all harder to do in missionary
Missionary is considered 'vanilla' so lay down and with no warning pull them on top of you in the 69 position and start eating their pussy and ass like they're ribs.
You have to keep surprising them with stuff like that to keep their lust level high.
Different people like different things, just ask them why, there's likely not one answer. Straddling one leg and wrapping the other around the waist is my personal choice. Easy access to all the body parts people like smacked, groped, pulled, squeezed, rubbed.
i like this game i call "the drunken hobo" where in the middle of lovemaking i start acting like a gross, sloppy, moaning bum clumsily groping and slobbering. UUUHNHhhhhh uuuUUHHHHHHhh
always gets a good "ewww! stop!"
Its so weird they just had a straight up hardcore gay porn scene in this. Yet they try to cancel the original god of war for having a woman with her boobs out that fades to black when you bang
for the explosion to put out that enough force to do that, you'd be toast
I'm not sure how much an exploding plane would put out there, but I feel like it would have to have volatile explosives onboard for it to do anything close to that
>I can suffer long cutscenes if the gameplay is actually good
The only good gameplay was in the PS3 multiplayer.
You could just watch a youtube longplay of either Last of Us moviegame and have an experience identical to playing it.
sony, the company that censors bikinis because its haram but the same year allows this. i hate commiefornia, its a plague, a disease that has infected the world.
Shit like that is why I'm making my own borderline porn game and ignoring every single Black person, troony, boomer, tw*tch e-celeb simp, r*ddit cÜck, homosexual game journalist, and pearl clutching, middle aged, human resources c**t that complains about it.
Can't decide if I want to do strategy RPG stuff, or more generic JRPG.
Well pearl clutcher is more a label applied by other people so it's flung from many people to many others, but you shouldn't apply said label and provide evidence you fit the profile in the same breath eh?
>see this >get traumatized >haunts me for a few months >end up forgetting about it >able to get off of my antidepressants >see this thread and wave of anxiety comes rushing back >schedule new appointment for my therapist
I hate you so much OP.
can someone tell me what was unironically wrong with the game, like in the most objective, widely agreed upon things.
the only one i know is that it was very cutscene and exploration heavy, therefore having little to no gameplay and fighting sections
can i have stats on this, i don't doubt it for a second, but it would be nice to have something to back it up with
>Exploration heavy
It isn't the only exploration part is at the start and the rest is on rails with entering a building or two so not that different from the first one. The biggest issue is that it overstays its welcome. After a while the game just feels like a drag and the Abby parts don't really help. The only good sections are Ellie's and her flashbacks with joel. Gameplay is pretty decent definitely above the first game and in my opinion outside of the brain fart AI Part II is one of the best stealth games recently.
It's too long, areas can get too linear or repetitive, some of the plot points are a little contrived. All in all it's not deserving of the extreme vitriol it gets (and you can be sure the so called "scrutiny" it receives would not be applied equally to other games), but nor is it a masterpiece worthy of a trillion GOTY awards. It's a solid modern AAA type cinematic TPS with decent gameplay when there is gameplay, and good graphics. There are several sections that are tremendous, but between this is quite a lot of similar padding and there's a slight disconnect between how deep a story it is presented as, and how much of a game is actually is, it's still a very gamey game despite the regular talk of movie game because of the large amount of cutscenes. It's still not in the league of quality films, shows and literature in that regard.
thank you two very much for the the information, so it seems i was about on point with what i thought of watching like the first hour or two of the game, maybe i overestimated it by a touch, but still
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Abby's sections have the best guns and gameplay vs. Ellie's sections. It really depends on how you feel about the characters, but my first time through I felt conflicted cause Abby's section just felt more fun to play overall
It's too long, areas can get too linear or repetitive, some of the plot points are a little contrived. All in all it's not deserving of the extreme vitriol it gets (and you can be sure the so called "scrutiny" it receives would not be applied equally to other games), but nor is it a masterpiece worthy of a trillion GOTY awards. It's a solid modern AAA type cinematic TPS with decent gameplay when there is gameplay, and good graphics. There are several sections that are tremendous, but between this is quite a lot of similar padding and there's a slight disconnect between how deep a story it is presented as, and how much of a game is actually is, it's still a very gamey game despite the regular talk of movie game because of the large amount of cutscenes. It's still not in the league of quality films, shows and literature in that regard.
When did having unnecessary sex scenes in media happen? I can't watch a Netflix series without seeing people frick. Hell even that Dragon's Dogma anime had people fricking. I literally do not care enough about characters to want to watch them frick. That's what porn is for.
Normalgays love sex scenes in movies and tv because they don't have imaginations/aren't autistic enough to enjoy fanfics or art of the characters doing it but I think it's shit. What are you supposed to do? Jerk off? You usually can't get away with that in places like a movie theater or at someone else's house. So do you just sit in silence? Talk over it to take distract yourself? Cheer and root for the man?
my conservative christian parents always fast forwarded the sex scenes. You could take a note from their book i guess. A lot of the more outraged nerds here remind me of them honestly, boycotting gay stuff from corporations that got rich anyway and and all that.
Neil was so adamant on the themes, I respectfully follow suit. I refuse to play or buy this game, as to not partake in the depravity and senseless violence.
Isn't that what is best for a video game? To encourage people to not play it?
In my experience putting energy into supporting something you like is more effective than the same energy spent anti-supporting what you don't, and it makes you less bitter and mad.
Most people stopped caring like me, cuz Neil trampled on their passion and love. Some took offense and b***hed, like OP.
Only thing I'm left upset about is that every homosexual doubled down and the important people learned nothing.
What a fricking shame this all is.
Who's passion and love? A bunch of people who had no hand in creating the thing? Expressing shame cuz some somebody didn't make what you want still seems like a waste of energy unless you're only allowed to consume what they create and nothing else.
God this game was shite, the first was a decent 6/10 game that was overrated as frick, this one has honestly nothing redeeming about it. Identical gameplay, worse protagonist, story and writing.
I'm still mad at how showing panties in anime games is a huge no-no and games literally get banned or heavily censored but some shitty random sex scene with no plot relevance between two dudes is perfectly fine
Frick sony's double standards
>some shitty random sex scene with no plot relevance between two dudes is perfectly fine
First off, it does have relevance. Abby is a straight white woman who has a romantic history with Owen. If you've never fricked an Ex before then you wouldnt understand human sexual feelings.
That thing that looks like a man that's getting pegged is actually just a buff woman, the troony is an entirely separate character introduced later in the game
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T LOOK UP SKIRT OF 18+ OLD ANIMU GURL ON OUR SYSTEM >btw here's a sex cutscene featuring transgender because it is important and is our companies values
DIE SN0Y DIE
Are they even going to be able to adapt TLOU2 for TV? What happens when they adapt it and then a Part III is still like three years away? Do they just end the show there or put it on hiatus for four years?
Are they even going to be able to adapt TLOU2 for TV? What happens when they adapt it and then a Part III is still like three years away? Do they just end the show there or put it on hiatus for four years?
>eastern europe >regularly and faithfully testing
lol, lmao even.
also i can assure you that if you do her blood work her testosterone will be just below the allowed limit for females, but if course that's natural and just a coincidence :^)
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this is my favourite video of all time and I'm mad it isn't on youtube anymore, all this autism together in one fat package
>made a bunch of mass effect and dragon age edits with in paint with a mouse >hdd dies >edits go with it
I'm so pissed I spent so much time on these fricking edits.
In 2014 he lured a friend of mine out a party they were both attending, drugged her, and raped her. And he fricking got away with it. She was so traumatized by the experience she refuses to even talk about it, and won't go to the police because she's terrified of having to relive it all again. And that stupid, slimy piece of shit gets to go on living like he did nothing wrong, reveling in his game managing to escape dismal failure because he got rescued by a streaming network.
I wish this were a copypasta, I wish I were just fricking around for a laugh, but it fricking kills me inside every time I hear this sick bastard's name, and I want to kill him so fricking badly. And I can't go anywhere without hearing his fricking name right because of this fricking TV show. I don't know what to do, Ganker.
Dude is a scumbag outside of being the director of a game I dislike lmao
My friend has proof, but I can't convince her it's worth taking to trial and going through it all again. She's just tried to suppress it, but every time this bastard comes up in the news cycle I just seethe in rage the rest of the day, and right now I've spent the last few literal weeks without a moment's rest because I'm just so fricking angry. I just want it out there, even if I can't get justice for her at least someone will have seen it said. In all honesty I'm probably gonna kill him someday if I wind up in the same town as him. If he ever gets his brains blown out, pour one out for me.
There is a difference between a rape allegation and rape, you know.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes, if you don't like the person, it's rape, if it's anyone else, it's an allegation.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Is a male feminist >Wants to be big in Hollywood
Betting on Neil being a sex offender is like betting that the sun will rise in the morning
1 year ago
Anonymous
I am saying that exposing actual rape is not cancel culture.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>uh this doesn't count it's totally different
1 year ago
Anonymous
Dude, just calling out anyone's shitty behavior is labeled "cancel culture" these days. I wouldn't worry about that one moron lol
1 year ago
Anonymous
And yet if the same talk was repeated at someone you don't have a grudge against, you wouldn't be calling it "actual rape", you'd be dismissing it as empty talk and lies.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm not saying he did, learn to read.
if he did it he need to be held accountable, as should be everyone.
>uh this doesn't count it's totally different
Cancel culture means that when in doubt you ostracize people nonetheless. Be it a crime or wrongthing.
The big difference is canceling people for wrongthink should never be a thing. Your employer shouldn't be able to fire you because you believe in commie or nazi ideology. If you go around attacking people that's a different thing. The problem is the people doing the canceling think words are violence and wrongthink is violence.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Cancel culture means
Frick all
There's your answer
My friend has proof, but I can't convince her it's worth taking to trial and going through it all again. She's just tried to suppress it, but every time this bastard comes up in the news cycle I just seethe in rage the rest of the day, and right now I've spent the last few literal weeks without a moment's rest because I'm just so fricking angry. I just want it out there, even if I can't get justice for her at least someone will have seen it said. In all honesty I'm probably gonna kill him someday if I wind up in the same town as him. If he ever gets his brains blown out, pour one out for me.
I genuinely thought Abby was a man the first time I saw people posting this shit. Everyone making fun of the scene must get to them because it's nothing but the truth.
>most advertised game on Ganker
Love it or hate it but Ganker has had a thread open about it for the last few years now. You cannot pay for that much free advertising.
Seeing that this is a TLOU thread, I just wanted to say that I think Bill is one of the only decently written gay character in modern video games. I'd even go as far as saying that Ellie being gay was handled better in the left behind dlc as apposed to TLOU2. I thought people saying that Bruce Straley was there to rein in Druckman's shitty ideas were memeing, but it seems that it was true
>I thought people saying that Bruce Straley was there to rein in Druckman's shitty ideas were memeing, but it seems that it was true
Oh yeah dude, Druckmann came up with a revenge plot for the first game and Bruce shut that shit down. Now that he's out of the picture, Neil was free to do whatever he want, and he went and made the second game based off of his shitty idea with nobody to stop him this time
I wish, it's just CERO holding everyone to the same standards. >Small eroge dev wants to port eroge to console
no sex scenes allowed >Big AAA dev wants to have sex scenes in its console game
no sex scenes allowed
I imagine druckmann was probably seething that his gay sex scene was forced out of the game.
It's the only good thing about CERO, everyone is held to the same standards and no one gets special treatment. The other ratings boards give special treatment to the western games while being incredibly strict with Japan's games.
>What were they thinking?
"We're going to get so many good boy points for sexualizing a character with a body type that's counter to conventional norms!"
>2023 >Ganker still hasn’t gotten over Abby being a female bodybuilder >thread about the fact two fictional characters fricked >”I still haven’t played [ostensibly one of the best 3rd person shooters] because buff lady isn’t frickable”
Do you think the frickers that defend this game know anything about farming and raising livestock? They're the same people who think Abby's body is naturally obtainable
It is naturally obtainable you cuck. She lives in a stadium with a gym and consistent food supply
It's not, it really really isn't, and I'm getting tired of people pretending like steroids don't play a part in all of it. Her body model is a fricking BODY BUILDER who competes in competitive cross fitness, a field riddled with steroid abuse. Put 2 and 2 together for fricks sake, a woman can't get that built from diet and exercise alone.
>B-BUT SHE EATED THE BURRITO THAT MEAN IT MAKES SENSE.
They also don't know anything about body building. ONE FRICKING BURRITO isn't going to bulk you up.
Its the fact that they have a consistent supply of food. She can afford to bulk up like that with the resources available. The proof I have is that she loses visible muscle mass in Santa Barbara and afterwards
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Ignoring literally everything I just said and posting a roider
I can't, man.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Women can have muscles
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yes, that's true. Not the ones Abby has
1 year ago
Anonymous
Abby is an autistic coin collecting gymcel. She became a gymcel to get her body in physical peak cause she is a WLF soldier and wants to be ready for when she eventually meets Joel. I absolutely think its possible for a woman to sacrifice her body to attain what Abby has. Abby has no breasts after all
1 year ago
Anonymous
I mean, the build she has is not naturally possible. If they wanted to model Abby after a muscular woman, they should have used an MMA fighter and not a roided up body builder lol
1 year ago
Anonymous
I understand why you'd say that, she was actually physically smaller in earlier concept art. I just think that it wouldn't make sense for her to able to do half the shit she did if she were of a smaller build
1 year ago
Anonymous
True, but being that bulky with no access to roids also doesn't make sense, so it is what it is
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Its the fact that they have a consistent supply of food
Hey moron, consistent doesn't mean EXCESS. Excess food would make sense, consistent just means they're not running out, but to be building muscle you'll need excess food since your basically giving someone far more food so they can bulk up and turn that into muscle.
And just to make this clear since you're moronic, NO 2 extra burritos won't do that. You're looking at a frick ton more food than that.
1 year ago
Anonymous
See
Abby is an autistic coin collecting gymcel. She became a gymcel to get her body in physical peak cause she is a WLF soldier and wants to be ready for when she eventually meets Joel. I absolutely think its possible for a woman to sacrifice her body to attain what Abby has. Abby has no breasts after all
She builds her body to the physical peak just so that she would be at her best for when she meets Joel. And I make that connection because she was always obsessed with the idea of finding Joel, it comes up in every single one of her flashbacks.
Not saying you did, anon, but every defender of this mediocre game constantly touts the gameplay as something that's never been seen before when this is basically just a retread of 90% of 360/PS3 military shooters with a crafting mechanic slapped on it.
>main upgrade currency is literally pills >nobody talks about this and focuses on cows
what do you think is in them - echinacea? st. john's wort? lol lmao who cares.
ok that doesn't make abby or her model a body builder
and those aren't even big arms
1 year ago
Anonymous
They’re steroid induced arms and the example you used was Kristen Nun and not Abby’s actual body model
1 year ago
Anonymous
they literally aren't
there is nothing about those arms that show steroid use
look at the body builder i posted and compare the arms
no veins or extreme muscle size on abby
1 year ago
Anonymous
And yet the model they used competes in a field notorious for steroid use
1 year ago
Anonymous
you are an idiot
1 year ago
Anonymous
I love that you think I’m the idiot here when you’re the one who thinks Abby’s physical appearance is possible 25 years into an apocalypse with no steroids lol
1 year ago
Anonymous
it is
1 year ago
Anonymous
It’s not
1 year ago
Anonymous
it literally is
>The liberal morons who suck off Neil Druckberg and Last of Trannies 2 think Abby's body is possible without roids
Just admit you're homosexual and you're glad the greasy israelite gave her a man body so you could jack off
cope
what about this says roids?
1 year ago
Anonymous
It literally isn’t
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastOfUs2/comments/hor2t6/female_bodybuilder_here_to_end_the_justifications >muh Reddit
A literal female body builder shits on your entire argument. Do you really think you know better than someone who’s actually in the community?
1 year ago
Anonymous
some reddit post is meaningless
what about the picture i posted says roids?
1 year ago
Anonymous
LOL Holy shit. Either read the link or you’re literally plugging your fingers in your ears and going lalala at something that disproves your bs
1 year ago
Anonymous
why do i need to read some larp when i have an image right there moron?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because the image you sent is another juicer and you think it proves your point when it just makes you look even dumber. >Sure Abby is roided, but she’s not as roided as this random woman!
It’s okay, I’m convinced your just a troll at this point because there’s no way you’re arguing in good faith
1 year ago
Anonymous
there is nothing about abby's physique or arms in the picture i posted that says roids
get your fat ass to a gym
1 year ago
Anonymous
Lol I can’t. Holy shit this can’t be real. God damn you are stupid
1 year ago
Anonymous
cope
1 year ago
Anonymous
>denial
1 year ago
Anonymous
nah
just have actually met women in my life
1 year ago
Anonymous
Lol. So have I, doesn’t change that Abby’s physical appearance is not natural
1 year ago
Anonymous
yeah it takes working out
not roids
1 year ago
Anonymous
Abby is modeled after a roider, can’t change that fact
1 year ago
Anonymous
nah
1 year ago
Anonymous
>more denial
Can’t say I’m surprised
1 year ago
Anonymous
nah
1 year ago
Anonymous
Abby is modeled after a roider, can’t change that fact
You’re both homosexuals that need to just frick already
1 year ago
Anonymous
Funny how you claim this yet he countered with a completely different claim
If the writing team swaps people out between games then you can't say it's not fanfiction
1 year ago
Anonymous
>links reddit
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah sorry that the filthy neck beard redditors happen to have more common sense than the “muh female muscles” incels in this thread
>The liberal morons who suck off Neil Druckberg and Last of Trannies 2 think Abby's body is possible without roids
Just admit you're homosexual and you're glad the greasy israelite gave her a man body so you could jack off
I refuse to play the second game. I’ll never know what actually happens.
I refuse to finish the first game. It put me to sleep 2 hours in.
Same. I didn't even make it 2 hours. Most boring hour and a half I played of that generation
I also put the game down 2 hours in but I went back and forced myself to play it on a friends recommendation. I really don't regret it at all.
You didn’t miss much.
Even if they didn’t do any of the meme’d parts, they still had boring characters with shitty motivation and no memorable gameplay.
>Even if they didn’t do any of the meme’d parts, they still had boring characters with shitty motivation and no memorable gameplay.
arguing with people about this game sucks even more because there's a cadre of defenders that think "generic third person shooter" is something they did well. Like no fricker, it's still shit.
some dyke kills joel, ellie massacres all of the dyke's friends but decides to spare dyke because 'revenge is bad.' That's it.
ok but why does this troony thing have man body if it's a girl?
Her body was modeled after a female bodybuilder, so she was always going to end up looking like a man anyway
so she's on roids in the game or the devs are just morons?
The devs are just morons. They also used a different face model, so she's a literal Frankenstein's Monster
she literally lives in a gym
Women are biologically incapable of beefing up like that unless they rake roids no matter how much they exercise.
That is true, but God damn if some people won't die on the hill that it's possible.
Yeah, for whatever reason they made her even bigger
they needed to make her JACKED for some reason, someone probably has that gif/webm saved where it shows her in an earlier trailer looking less buff
And? Women cannot look like that, even with roids certain proportions are unattainable.
>Women cannot look like that
They literally just scanned a real woman's body into the game. Pic related is abby's body model they just put someone else's face on her
Whoever said they can't look like that is dumb but how they show her gaining this physique in game is hilariously moronic
She lives in a gym and eats lots of meat. What's moronic about it?
>She lives in a gym
God you're so fricking stupid.
Do you really think all it takes is to show to a gym and lift weights for a woman to get like that?
You don't understand the dedication and the resources needed. You need to be doing that for the entire day, your entire life revolves around it.
Still no resources in a context like that of the game. Never gonna happen.
>You need to be doing that for the entire day, your entire life revolves around it.
She spent five fricking years bodybuilding. Her devoting her entire life to her goal is literally her entire character
Again, no matter the ammount of exercise, women cannot get like that unless they take roids and shitton of proteins.
It would be incredibly stupid for them to have access to that in a post-apocalyptic setting.
Who are you kidding anon? We can literally google pictures of women who train for years and compete in sports with anti-doping rules and tests.
Anon this is middle school biology shit.
Testosterone is what promotes muscle growth and women biologically do not produce as much testosterone as men.
It's biologically impossible for a woman to get as jacked as a dude, let alone super jacked like abby.
Did you not read my message?
Again, I can google pictures right now of non roided women who look jacked
post some
This anon already posted the fricking woman they modelled her body on you fricking moron
And she's roided as frick.
nice deflection tho
Yeah, a woman who does Competitive CrossFitness, a field notorious for its steroid use. There is no way this woman is natural, sorry.
Do you think roids aren't banned and tested for in COMPETITIVE crossfit?
do you think roids stay in your blood permanently?
Do you think there aren't hundreds of ways to circumvent that shit? People get caught using roids in the fricking Olympics dude
Anon is the same shit as drug tests. You can get stoned as frick and take a test after like 2-3 days and you will come up as clean but whatever damage your body took is still there.
Roids are only there to get you buffed and then your body gets rid of them.
>t.morons
You are tested periodically throughout the year OBVIOUSLY. Otherwise everyone would fricking dope up till a month before the contest so their system is clear. Fricking morons jesus christ
>Otherwise everyone would fricking dope up till a month before the test so their system is clear
yes thats what they do
I admire your naïveté, if anything, but yeah that's basically what they do
guns are banned in many countries yet they are still used in those countries to commit crimes. roid gets used up so it's not like they can test for prior roid use. even if they did, they can easily claim that it was naturally produced by the ovaries, which they do.
you must be clinically moronic to think that's natty
and she's obviously on roids, is this your idea of le epic pretending to be moronic troll or are you just 10 years old?
well what are you waiting for? It must come with proof of them not being on roids and they must look as buffed as abby
>non-roided
You can't.
>b-but she said she's natty!
Literally moronic.
Where are the roids?
Where are the supplements?
It's been told to you multiple times and you're still not acknowledging it.
>during an apocalypse
The apocalypse was 25 years before the game. They farm meat on large scale, have factories producing medicine and bullets, have long-range radio, they watch movies, listen to music and play video games for fun. Is there no one else in this thread that even plays games
so they are in a place with a gym but can't use it because of the apocalypse?
Fallout has done irrevocable damage to how long things would stay at mudhut level after an apocalypse.
They live in a well stocked, well organized large settlement. They're not starving and they're not living in a hut in the desert. It's post-apocalypse, that doesn't mean everyone is a hobo.
Where do they get the supplements from?
The city they're in
No way. Not gonna waste milk to make whey, nor do they have the means.
Sure thing, next you're telling me Druckman is white.
That's as natty as the morning sun, babe.
You can't open a random door without tripping over bottles of pills in TLOU
that tiny amount of land couldn't support those animals. each cow needs like an acre of more of land for just 1 cow.
an NFL football field is just about 1.5 acres. The entire floor of the stadium is maybe just under 2 acres.
That means this stadium would only support about 2 cattle. See that grass? they eat that. A few cows could eat a good amount of that grass in one day, there wouldn't be any green left.
If they had haybales in there maybe I could believe the cows were eating that, but that's obviously not the case.
The WLF control all of Seattle. All of Seattle is basically a warzone
Do you think the frickers that defend this game know anything about farming and raising livestock? They're the same people who think Abby's body is naturally obtainable
>B-BUT SHE EATED THE BURRITO THAT MEAN IT MAKES SENSE.
They also don't know anything about body building. ONE FRICKING BURRITO isn't going to bulk you up.
Are you moronic or something?
The crops aren't just inside the stadium, you drive past fields of crops outside during the chapter going to the other headquarters.
they also talk about a salmon hatchery
If anything I would give them credit for attempting to give some semblance of a workable settlement that has everyone working on a job and obvious regular systems of food production, sanitation, housing, records of comings and goings, uses of equipment, etc. You can look around in the settlement scenes with Abby and see an acceptable approximation of people working and living that you can accept the WLF being a pretty large colony controlling most of a big city's ruins. Most games do not even remotely bother to do any of that, cities just run by magic or by virtue of people being video game sprites or models. How many gaming houses don't even have a toilet, or enough bedrooms for everyone living there? Let alone a workable seeming system of living. Those are a lot more fundamental then "Ok they have varied livestock but they need more room and grazing for that livestock". Of all the avenues to criticize the game for, I don't find this to be a particularly fruitful one. It's got actual flaws you could talk about rather than very forced nitpicking about some background worldbuilding (because one way or another, how much grass the cows they raise eat is not very important to the story OR gameplay).
>Of all the avenues to criticize the game for, I don't find this to be a particularly fruitful one.
agreed - it's pretty silly and shortsighted to complain about. i don't love the game for other reasons (it's a fine piece of engineering for the most part, just kind of lackluster in story presentation imo) but when people hyperfixate on the cow conversation when there are other more glaring issues with it, it really activates my almonds autism.
pic related; me when i walk into any tlou thread here
I don't see why Abby's body isn't physically obtainable. She essentially sacrifices her femininity for strength. While playing as Ellie at the farm, Tommy mentions a trader who describes Abby as built like an Ox.
Some b***hes are big and manly. I've seen 'em. I dunno, with how Abby loses muscle mass in Santa Barbara I think she could only get so strong bcs the WLF had a dedicated gymnasium and consistent food source, You saw their mess hall, how crowded it was
You've never touched a weight or know anything about how much muscle mass men and women can put on in a given year.
>anon says nothing about RPG capital cities of nine buildings
>healing bite and bullet wounds with a dab of crushed herbs
>recovering from fatal wounds by ducking behind a crate for a few moments
>monsters inexplicably gaining mass from nowhere to grow and mutate larger
>but an unrealistically sized grazeland as a background detail? that is TOO FAR
>"m-muh fantasy!" argument when the game is trying to portray realism within the confines of its setting
Within frickin reason, dude. The fungus as depicted is completely preposterous and fantastical. You are allowed to have some breaks in reality, particularly for a handwave background detail. A story doesn't have to be only staunch Dardenne brothers realism or Looney Tunes wackiness.
That's not a lot of cows. Or are these MAGICAL MCGUFFIN COWS that give meat and don't die and don't need to eat more than a small blade of grass a day?
its been over 20 yrs
wait this game actually has a bunch of dude gymbros lmao in the middle of an apocalypse? that sounds like satire
Her entire community lives in a football stadium that has a cafeteria and a gym. As far as reasons for having access to a gym, it's not the shittiest
that sounds pretty shitty, why would you want a ridiculously large area to maintain and when they have to go hunting dont they have to travel really far
As far as I remember it's located in Seattle and it's been overgrown to the point that there's wildlife just roaming the streets.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending the choice, but they have like hundreds of members so I guess it's not that hard to maintain
Are you questioning the concept of a large permanent settlement? Are you from 4,000 BC?
look zoomie I didnt play your gay little troony sjwoobblu game ok. it sounds real frickin stupid though. having enough people to take over a stadium and wildlife being in a city full of people hunting them with no dirt for plantlife for said animals
The football stadium is like 1% of their community. They control all of seattle and successfully pushed the federal government out of washington years before the game.
Shit, that's right lol
Abby just lives in the stadium so they have an excuse for why she's so swole, realistically or not
i bet you think you can look like Thor if you try hard enough, fricking moron DYEL
Abby looks almost at men natty limit and she is a fricking woman
Where the frick are they getting all the meat, did the gym also have a walk-in freezer packed to the brim with chicken breasts that somehow hasn't run out after 10 years of the apocalypse?
They had cattle, somehow
>cattle
>25 years into a zombie apocalypse
How fricking stupid are these writers?
They're Californian wienersuckers so they think a football field with 2 cows and a chicken will feed 200 hundred people.
You would need a lot more room than a football field to raise enough cattle for a consistent (daily) meat supply.
You also can't heal yourself of bullet wounds by wrapping some gauze on your forearm.
They found the magical Cattle McGuffin that feeds everyone and never expires.
if only i could get that swole with 1 burrito lunch
Women cannot look like that naturally.
People complain because they're supposed to be in a post-apocaliptic setting and even for a dude to get jacked like that he would need a super high protein diet and roids and it makes zero sense for all that to be available in that setting.
>Women cannot look like that naturally.
>Women cannot look like that, even with roids
I'll give you the benefi of the down and assume you're two different anons, but understand the context of a conversation before chiming in.
The argument was if women could EVER look like than, not if they could look like that naturally.
>implying
I don't see that "ever" in any of the posts except your own
They can look like it, but as everyone is saying, you need roids to achieve that look as a woman. Is Abby roiding out 24 years into an apocalypse? Because just going to the gym and eating burritos isn't enough.
Also Abby's body model does competitive CrossFit, so there's a 100% she's on steroids
That doesn't look natty at all.
Plus Abby has no supplements. Probably not even enough food.
It's incredibly dumb, it looks clownish, and on top of that she looks ugly as sin.
even with the roids, she looks like a woman. abby is clearly based on a man's physique.
>what is anavar
Making her ultrabuff is moronic. People in extreme conditions, i.e. the fricking apocalypse, have little muscle mass, especially if they still use guns to fight each others. Needing little food and being very nimble are just too important and even if you MUST have a muscular woman to show how big and powerful she is, why not use a body with actual usable core strength like a swimmer?
>People in extreme conditions, i.e. the fricking apocalypse,
She isn't in an "extreme condition". She lives comfortably in a well supplied, well populated organized settlement. She's not living out in ruins gnawing on chicken bones.
Do they have steroids?
>She isn't in an "extreme condition". She lives comfortably in a well supplied, well populated organized settlement.
Based moron, also one of my biggest gripe with the "city taken by nature" trope is the decades old trees when the apocalypse happened 25 years ago, like if they just sprouted right out of the asphalt as soon as enough humans died.
That area was bombed during the apocalypse in 2013 so it's not a normal part of the city, the roads and buildings were collapsed overnight rather than just falling over. If anything a lot of TLOU's locations are UNDERgrown, a lot of the houses and building interiors look like they've been derelict for 4-6 years, not 30 years as its approaching by Part II's time
are her compatriots not super butthurt she's eating 10x the amount of protein they are and injecting roids for no reason (and presumably wasting a lot of time exercising instead of being useful)?
they changed her body from the model lmao
>ellie massacres all of the dyke's friends but decides to spare dyke because 'revenge is bad.'
beyond parody. this is something you'd see in an old jrpg
>WE CAN'T KILL HIM, WE'RE NOT LIKE HIM
>*just forgets the last 400 enemies slaughtered for EXP*
A giant oversimplification of the story that ignores most of the context. Probably not the best way to make sweeping judgements.
This. The only way to get mad at this game is if you look at everything out of context
based, i really love the first's story but i have no interest in the second part after hearing the leaks about joel and the ending
Me too Anon. I told my buds that if Joel or Ellie was in 2, they’d frick it up. I checked out of 2 the moment I saw the first trailer. I can only tell from a distance I’ve made the right choice ignoring it.
>troony kills joel, dyke kills troony's friends, dyke and troony fight, dyke spares troony
>revenge is... le bad
Pretty much the gist of the story. You didnt miss much
It has one of the worst endings in gaming history seriously you haven't missed much.
The gameplay seems decent enough so unironically I would have bought it if they didn't kill joel. That spiteful israelite that wrote the story has a hate boner for straight white males so he doesn't get my money. It's about principles.
>I refuse to play the second game.
imagine letting /misc/ to tell you what games you can play
>I refuse to play the second game. I’ll never know what actually happens.
This
I have jerked off to the porn several times though
you guys are missing out, there was a ton of coverage over how shit the game was. i still got a lot of entertainment out of it without having to sit through that miserable game.
>there was a ton of coverage over how shit the game was
Not exactly accurate.
the circus of the game's release was the most fun I've ever had out of a videogame I've never played
my homie
An unplayable lie
Its one of the greatest vidya stories. Cope and fricking seetje
Its just boring.
>boring
Yes.
It was boring.
all me
>boring
to who?
>boring
>boring
You can watch the movie on Youtube for free if you're curious
This.
Second game was pure fan-fiction.
That's not how fiction works
He said pure fanfiction, not literal fanfiction.
It's the purest essence of moronic twelvie fanfic who just write in the dumbest cringiest shit they think is cool
So not fanfiction.
>he didn't mean fanfiction like fiction written by fans, he mean like....bad and stuff!
Then why didn't he say that?
>Then why didn't he say that?
Probably because he wasn't counting on having to explain the technical differences between 'pure' and 'literal' to an autist
And I'm not going to either, for the record
Meanwhile, back in reality, what he actually meant was "this story doesn't count because I don't like it so therefore it is fanfiction, unlike my headcanon which I treat as real".
Okay druck
If the writing team swaps people out between games then you can't say it's not fanfiction
I just don't get who does this? When you suddenly feel the lust of an old flame burning inside you and you both say frick it and have sex right then and there after so long having not touched each other, WHO goes into doggy style? That feels like the weirdest part of this why does he turn her around and frick her from behind like that? It's WEIRD given the context.
For some people sex is synonymous with primal dominance. Makes sense to me, conflicted sex is best done raw
>It's ~~*WEIRD*~~ given the context
uh huh
>WHO goes into doggy style? That feels like the weirdest part of this why does he turn her around and frick her from behind like that?
She's wearing combat boots and tight pants. Missionary with pants on is weird as frick.
>Missionary with pants on is hot as frick.
FTFY. Nothing sexier than slinging her legs over your shoulder and having at it.
You can do that even if her trousers aren’t on.
True. But then you have to use an arm to keep her legs together.
Or she'd have to strain her or cross legs and not be able to relax.
The creative solution is using the pants to your advantage.
>trousers
based geriatric anon
Proper British English.
Legs over both shoulders or just one?
i had some girls say missionary is boring. why?
Girls are fricking disgusting and want their hair pulled and ass slapped and for you to call them daddy's worthless little cumbawd during sex, and those things are all harder to do in missionary
That's pretty much the gist of it.
but im affectionate and dont want to degrade girls
sorry brudda its a doggy dog world
i told you, jim, you will never make it like this
I'm a softy too but my wife likes the rough stuff. As long as you're both down that stuff can be just as affectionate as being gentle.
Me too, but that goes out the window the moment a woman asks you to start pulling her hair, throwing her around or choking her in my experience
Girls perception of sex is all mental.
Missionary is considered 'vanilla' so lay down and with no warning pull them on top of you in the 69 position and start eating their pussy and ass like they're ribs.
You have to keep surprising them with stuff like that to keep their lust level high.
This homie took time to write this post instead of just going on with his life
Different people like different things, just ask them why, there's likely not one answer. Straddling one leg and wrapping the other around the waist is my personal choice. Easy access to all the body parts people like smacked, groped, pulled, squeezed, rubbed.
I like to have them straddle my leg while they suck my wiener so I can keep them drip and grind on it.
>doggy/reverse cowgirl with nothing but combat boots
An extremely specific fetish but by God, I can't get enough of it
>Her
Fat girls prefer doggy
well it's harder to go front facing when she has a penis in the way
No it's not
I only frick girls missionary while looking at them with cold eyes which causes them to look scared which is when I then kiss them passionately.
If you want a girl to become infatuated by you, that's what you do.
i like this game i call "the drunken hobo" where in the middle of lovemaking i start acting like a gross, sloppy, moaning bum clumsily groping and slobbering. UUUHNHhhhhh uuuUUHHHHHHhh
always gets a good "ewww! stop!"
Does this work on prostitutes? I only frick those, maybe they will lower the rate
The entire scene is vile
Best part is that it reinforces the rumour that Abby is a troony.
Also buttsex without modern medicine is often a death sentence. There's a reason why it was traditionally outlawed aside from moral disgust.
no, it was never traditionally outlawed. you have the israelites to thank for anti-sodomy laws
which have existed for thousands of years and were inherited by chriscucks and muzzies, ie traditionally
he doesn't want to see her enlarged roid-clit
>One Night In Chyna
Druckman is a israelite and therefore loves anal
In his directive decision defense doing any sex positions with boots and cargo pants is ass.
Doggy doesn't mean anal, anon
Virgin detected. Submissive women love to be plowed from behind.
Its so weird they just had a straight up hardcore gay porn scene in this. Yet they try to cancel the original god of war for having a woman with her boobs out that fades to black when you bang
Do people need to have sex that badly?
wait until you really like someone and they like you back
>and they like you back
Well that's not gonna happen
i m safe then
ever heard of rape
most people are barely more than animals
Have you not seen what refugees im Europe need?
Ganker during tlou2 memes was something special
So is there just a sex cutscene in this game for some reason? I never really looked into it.
Yes, obviously. That right there is a screenshot of the sex scene. Are you stupid?
Okay but are there quick time events for it? "Press X to cum"?
It cuts to black one frame after OP image
Nothing to recover from, it isn't there for you. Accept this as reality and grow a thicker skin.
still a masterpiece
I can still spot mine in there
my favorite one lmao, came to this thread just to post it
Has Ganker been shitposting a lot about this?
wtf
kino
>not the Pablo edit
Sad
Well frick, I posted the wrong webm but enjoy it
Just Cause 5
rocket jumping
That's some Wile E. Coyote type bullshit
Source?
shadow in the cloud with chloe grace moretz. It's full of wacky scenes like that and they are done consciously for bantz
green screens were a mistake
>that fricking run sequence
jesus christ
>that Linkara run
B R A V O
N O L A N
250m budget by the way.
Producers must've bought some great fricking cocaine
>that run
this is kino though
HE GOES FROM THE LINKARA RUN TO THE SPOONY FLIGHT SEQUENCE
OH MY FRICKING GOD
somebody post the flying spoony gif
AMAZING!
why is one of them delivering a pizza and shooting lasers out of his nipples?
That's classic Paul Latza
Holy fricking shit that run is the most hilarious shit I’ve seen in awhile
>wait a minute... that run
HE'S FAST
Physicsgays, would this be possible IRL?
Technically, yes.
To survive it? No. She'd almost certainly become paste.
for the explosion to put out that enough force to do that, you'd be toast
I'm not sure how much an exploding plane would put out there, but I feel like it would have to have volatile explosives onboard for it to do anything close to that
Nothing wrong with "rocketjumping"
>almost dies
>makes a face like she's playing peek-a-boo with her infant nephew
Good God, this is awful
zombies unless they are evil dead esque) are fricking boring
Reminder the writers actually expected you to sympathize with Abby by the end of the game.
Only that degenerate israelite druckmann thinks it’s possible
the TLOU2 edits were a fun thing
where's the next game that will deliver good meme-able content?
Never forget
>g rated version
Coward
Has yet to be topped
Still glad to have contributed to that thing.
I love cuckman for giving us this
>several rain world entries
>mother fricking spiral knights of all things
Holy based
Ironically, neither has Abby.
>No lube
vegana is self-lubricating, incel
That scene was too important to the plot
should I play the first game? or is it too much of a movie game?
I mean I can suffer long cutscenes if the gameplay is actually good
>I can suffer long cutscenes if the gameplay is actually good
The only good gameplay was in the PS3 multiplayer.
You could just watch a youtube longplay of either Last of Us moviegame and have an experience identical to playing it.
>gameplay is actually good
Tlou has god awful gameplay
You can literally pirate the first game by watching the cutscenes on youtube.
Careful, you'll trigger the morons posting webms trying to prove the generic 3pp shooting sections are good gameplay
Watch it on Youtube, you do not miss out on anything important by not being the one to push the buttons.
It's unironically a good game in terms of gameplay, II is even better. It's not a playable Hollywood movie game like Uncharted.
To save you from future embarrassment, Ganker hasn't had non-0 dubs in over a decade. It's okay, we were all new once
sony, the company that censors bikinis because its haram but the same year allows this. i hate commiefornia, its a plague, a disease that has infected the world.
Shit like that is why I'm making my own borderline porn game and ignoring every single Black person, troony, boomer, tw*tch e-celeb simp, r*ddit cÜck, homosexual game journalist, and pearl clutching, middle aged, human resources c**t that complains about it.
Can't decide if I want to do strategy RPG stuff, or more generic JRPG.
Just make an RPGmaker game like everyone else.
>hates pearl clutchers
>Also boycotts games with the 'wrong' people kissing cuz it offends his sensibilities
What a beautiful and deadly dance
Pearl clutchers exist on all sides. Just look at the pearl clutching that's going on with Hogwarts Legacy.
Well pearl clutcher is more a label applied by other people so it's flung from many people to many others, but you shouldn't apply said label and provide evidence you fit the profile in the same breath eh?
Shut the frick up, filth.
Nah
it's also just gonna be a shit game and you know it
But we must censor anime panties
Poorly disguised gay thread?
You must be a real flimsy fella to be laid out by a video game cutscene for years
i cant be the only one having sex with a deadpan face, right? i never understood these exaggerated facial expressions honestly.
it's due to porn having exaggerated moanings and faces to make it more "entertaining", now everyone actually believes this is how people have sex
>see this
>get traumatized
>haunts me for a few months
>end up forgetting about it
>able to get off of my antidepressants
>see this thread and wave of anxiety comes rushing back
>schedule new appointment for my therapist
I hate you so much OP.
Holy frick are zoomies thin-skinned.
52% of zoomers have been diagnosed with mental illness in America alone not sure why you're so surprised
can someone tell me what was unironically wrong with the game, like in the most objective, widely agreed upon things.
the only one i know is that it was very cutscene and exploration heavy, therefore having little to no gameplay and fighting sections
can i have stats on this, i don't doubt it for a second, but it would be nice to have something to back it up with
>Exploration heavy
It isn't the only exploration part is at the start and the rest is on rails with entering a building or two so not that different from the first one. The biggest issue is that it overstays its welcome. After a while the game just feels like a drag and the Abby parts don't really help. The only good sections are Ellie's and her flashbacks with joel. Gameplay is pretty decent definitely above the first game and in my opinion outside of the brain fart AI Part II is one of the best stealth games recently.
>outside of the brain fart AI
More often than not they are good
thank you two very much for the the information, so it seems i was about on point with what i thought of watching like the first hour or two of the game, maybe i overestimated it by a touch, but still
Abby's sections have the best guns and gameplay vs. Ellie's sections. It really depends on how you feel about the characters, but my first time through I felt conflicted cause Abby's section just felt more fun to play overall
It's too long, areas can get too linear or repetitive, some of the plot points are a little contrived. All in all it's not deserving of the extreme vitriol it gets (and you can be sure the so called "scrutiny" it receives would not be applied equally to other games), but nor is it a masterpiece worthy of a trillion GOTY awards. It's a solid modern AAA type cinematic TPS with decent gameplay when there is gameplay, and good graphics. There are several sections that are tremendous, but between this is quite a lot of similar padding and there's a slight disconnect between how deep a story it is presented as, and how much of a game is actually is, it's still a very gamey game despite the regular talk of movie game because of the large amount of cutscenes. It's still not in the league of quality films, shows and literature in that regard.
alright ill bite, what is this?
and you never will
it gave us this which the most perfect summation of this game anyone could ever do.
When did having unnecessary sex scenes in media happen? I can't watch a Netflix series without seeing people frick. Hell even that Dragon's Dogma anime had people fricking. I literally do not care enough about characters to want to watch them frick. That's what porn is for.
Well Game of Thrones started the popularization of "sexposition".
You're on Ganker and you're complaining about gratuitous sex scenes
read the URL and then lurk a little more before posting
Huge difference world of between gratuitous and unnecessary.
Cry more b***h Black person
Normalgays love sex scenes in movies and tv because they don't have imaginations/aren't autistic enough to enjoy fanfics or art of the characters doing it but I think it's shit. What are you supposed to do? Jerk off? You usually can't get away with that in places like a movie theater or at someone else's house. So do you just sit in silence? Talk over it to take distract yourself? Cheer and root for the man?
> so contrarian you end up being a prude
they have been a thing since like 70s
The United States and the French are two of the worst cursed on humanity.
they've always been shit
either make them actually hot or don't include them at all, it's just a meaningless waste of time
my conservative christian parents always fast forwarded the sex scenes. You could take a note from their book i guess. A lot of the more outraged nerds here remind me of them honestly, boycotting gay stuff from corporations that got rich anyway and and all that.
When a sex or touchy scene unfolds while watching a movie with your parents, that has to be the weirdest feeling ever
>The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish.
>disguised
That leaker will forever be a hero, he could see just how atrocious it was and knew something has to be done. Saved many people some money.
imagine the smell
Two people having sex? Why? Grow up.
so little goes on in you're life that this cutscene (in a game you probably never played, mind you) still resonates in your head? your pathetic
Source for the gay porn?
why are women so gross?
Neil was so adamant on the themes, I respectfully follow suit. I refuse to play or buy this game, as to not partake in the depravity and senseless violence.
Isn't that what is best for a video game? To encourage people to not play it?
In my experience putting energy into supporting something you like is more effective than the same energy spent anti-supporting what you don't, and it makes you less bitter and mad.
Most people stopped caring like me, cuz Neil trampled on their passion and love. Some took offense and b***hed, like OP.
Only thing I'm left upset about is that every homosexual doubled down and the important people learned nothing.
What a fricking shame this all is.
Who's passion and love? A bunch of people who had no hand in creating the thing? Expressing shame cuz some somebody didn't make what you want still seems like a waste of energy unless you're only allowed to consume what they create and nothing else.
God this game was shite, the first was a decent 6/10 game that was overrated as frick, this one has honestly nothing redeeming about it. Identical gameplay, worse protagonist, story and writing.
>Identical gameplay
Its significantly better than 1, but still only like a 7.5
>Identical gameplay
you definitly didn't play it
I have never played none of them, and I personally couldn't care less, but the backlash and shit throwing from troons and right wingers was delicious.
You cringe at it, but that dude got to "frick" Laura Bailey in a mocap suit
I can't believe they put troony sex in a video game.
>character named mole
>give her a giant mole
Brava Druckmann!
MOOOOOLE
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
Is this scene in the tv series?
Season 2, duh.
it will be. But in a second or third season
I've been furiously abusing my peenor to Abby for the last week.
I have saved 100 pics of her.
>her
Also people managed to even make 100 fap pics of that thing?
>her
Yeah. I don't have any pics of futa Abby, even though there's more of it than there is of regular musclegirl Abby.
Same. I don't even have a PlayStation console. I've never even played the first game.
Um, sauce?
xieangel on Twitter or Kemono.party.
Thanks, i don't want it anymore
literally looks like a man with gyno.
looks like someone nailed sunny side up eggs to a washboard
reminder
Finally played it 2 weeks ago. The game is fine if you ignore the story, which I thought was ass.
I'm still mad at how showing panties in anime games is a huge no-no and games literally get banned or heavily censored but some shitty random sex scene with no plot relevance between two dudes is perfectly fine
Frick sony's double standards
Yep. They hate anime and the anime artsyle.
>some shitty random sex scene with no plot relevance between two dudes is perfectly fine
First off, it does have relevance. Abby is a straight white woman who has a romantic history with Owen. If you've never fricked an Ex before then you wouldnt understand human sexual feelings.
soulpatchanbuff owned Ganker
thanks for reminding me to not buy part 2. was going to after the TV show's success. forgot about this gay ass scene lmao
is this scene actually in game?
like full on troony sex shit?
yup, imagine your dad walking in on this. mine immediately closed the door.
That thing that looks like a man that's getting pegged is actually just a buff woman, the troony is an entirely separate character introduced later in the game
jeeeeeesus christ
IS TAT ACHIEVEBALE NATTY?
These threads were a lot of fun
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOO U CAN'T LOOK UP SKIRT OF 18+ OLD ANIMU GURL ON OUR SYSTEM
>btw here's a sex cutscene featuring transgender because it is important and is our companies values
DIE SN0Y DIE
There's no transgender in that scene. Lev is the transgender character, not Abby.
>it's unrealistic that abby is buff
meanwhile
wow and that's natty?
You're a big guy.
Are they even going to be able to adapt TLOU2 for TV? What happens when they adapt it and then a Part III is still like three years away? Do they just end the show there or put it on hiatus for four years?
she's a cute tomboy, minus points for being a macaco
A what?
he means brazilian
Imagine if this is what she looked like in the show
Literally Ellie
Who is she?
she cute
nudes?
sauce
That's clearly a different girl
I hate women so fricking much bros you have no idea.
incel
choose
Gimme her name NOW
please
Ellie
she cute
the last of us had bad writing from the first scene
>Abby is unrealisti-ACK!
no steroids javelin thrower. If she can look like that then Abby also can. You can not debate with this.
/thread
>pro olympia athlete
>from eastern europe
>no steroids
lol, lmao even
how is she cheating the tests?
>eastern europe
>regularly and faithfully testing
lol, lmao even.
also i can assure you that if you do her blood work her testosterone will be just below the allowed limit for females, but if course that's natural and just a coincidence :^)
Didn't the guy look like cuckman?
Not particularly no.
>"The TV show is actually pretty good so far - I hope it stays that way..."
https://streamable.com/cpy2fr
this is my favourite video of all time and I'm mad it isn't on youtube anymore, all this autism together in one fat package
The best thing to come from the game
>made a bunch of mass effect and dragon age edits with in paint with a mouse
>hdd dies
>edits go with it
I'm so pissed I spent so much time on these fricking edits.
Did you post them at all? Because they'd be in the archive
I have, but only on /vrpg/ months after the whole thing exploded.
They should still be in archived threads
do you anons still have the edits you made?
I cannot draw and so I merely save
Neil Druckmann is a rapist.
In 2014 he lured a friend of mine out a party they were both attending, drugged her, and raped her. And he fricking got away with it. She was so traumatized by the experience she refuses to even talk about it, and won't go to the police because she's terrified of having to relive it all again. And that stupid, slimy piece of shit gets to go on living like he did nothing wrong, reveling in his game managing to escape dismal failure because he got rescued by a streaming network.
I wish this were a copypasta, I wish I were just fricking around for a laugh, but it fricking kills me inside every time I hear this sick bastard's name, and I want to kill him so fricking badly. And I can't go anywhere without hearing his fricking name right because of this fricking TV show. I don't know what to do, Ganker.
If you have some actual proof of this I'd be more than willing help you out in spreading this, otherwise I hope this is a fake.
gullible moron
Obviously fake but on the off chance is real, you don't want to destroy an SJWs career? Gotta take the chance
No, I don't grab at obvious bullshit to attack people I'm mad at for a video game.
Dude is a scumbag outside of being the director of a game I dislike lmao
Oh well
>CANCEL CULTURE IS BAD
>Now let's cancel this guy I don't like!
I've never once said cancel culture was bad. Why would being petty against someone I don't like be a bad thing? lol
There is a difference between a rape allegation and rape, you know.
Yes, if you don't like the person, it's rape, if it's anyone else, it's an allegation.
>Is a male feminist
>Wants to be big in Hollywood
Betting on Neil being a sex offender is like betting that the sun will rise in the morning
I am saying that exposing actual rape is not cancel culture.
>uh this doesn't count it's totally different
Dude, just calling out anyone's shitty behavior is labeled "cancel culture" these days. I wouldn't worry about that one moron lol
And yet if the same talk was repeated at someone you don't have a grudge against, you wouldn't be calling it "actual rape", you'd be dismissing it as empty talk and lies.
I'm not saying he did, learn to read.
if he did it he need to be held accountable, as should be everyone.
Cancel culture means that when in doubt you ostracize people nonetheless. Be it a crime or wrongthing.
The big difference is canceling people for wrongthink should never be a thing. Your employer shouldn't be able to fire you because you believe in commie or nazi ideology. If you go around attacking people that's a different thing. The problem is the people doing the canceling think words are violence and wrongthink is violence.
>Cancel culture means
Frick all
There's your answer
My friend has proof, but I can't convince her it's worth taking to trial and going through it all again. She's just tried to suppress it, but every time this bastard comes up in the news cycle I just seethe in rage the rest of the day, and right now I've spent the last few literal weeks without a moment's rest because I'm just so fricking angry. I just want it out there, even if I can't get justice for her at least someone will have seen it said. In all honesty I'm probably gonna kill him someday if I wind up in the same town as him. If he ever gets his brains blown out, pour one out for me.
Trying too hard to create a copypasta.
I genuinely thought Abby was a man the first time I saw people posting this shit. Everyone making fun of the scene must get to them because it's nothing but the truth.
>most advertised game on Ganker
Love it or hate it but Ganker has had a thread open about it for the last few years now. You cannot pay for that much free advertising.
never understood the hate
why straight sex triggered Gankereddit?
Because TLOU bad
Why am I supposed to take 2 seriously when it's a pride parade in the post apocalypse
>pride parade
Seeing that this is a TLOU thread, I just wanted to say that I think Bill is one of the only decently written gay character in modern video games. I'd even go as far as saying that Ellie being gay was handled better in the left behind dlc as apposed to TLOU2. I thought people saying that Bruce Straley was there to rein in Druckman's shitty ideas were memeing, but it seems that it was true
>I thought people saying that Bruce Straley was there to rein in Druckman's shitty ideas were memeing, but it seems that it was true
Oh yeah dude, Druckmann came up with a revenge plot for the first game and Bruce shut that shit down. Now that he's out of the picture, Neil was free to do whatever he want, and he went and made the second game based off of his shitty idea with nobody to stop him this time
It was so bad that Japan had to censor it.
I wish, it's just CERO holding everyone to the same standards.
>Small eroge dev wants to port eroge to console
no sex scenes allowed
>Big AAA dev wants to have sex scenes in its console game
no sex scenes allowed
I imagine druckmann was probably seething that his gay sex scene was forced out of the game.
It's the only good thing about CERO, everyone is held to the same standards and no one gets special treatment. The other ratings boards give special treatment to the western games while being incredibly strict with Japan's games.
What were they thinking?
>What were they thinking?
"We're going to get so many good boy points for sexualizing a character with a body type that's counter to conventional norms!"
>"wow this will be a great way to show our cloth simulation"
and it was - it's just a really fricking awkward scene
How the frick do you just go in like that when it's all dry?
You have a foreskin.
Yes I have a foreskin, but going inside dry is still an unpleasant feeling, and painful for her
>2023
>Ganker still hasn’t gotten over Abby being a female bodybuilder
>thread about the fact two fictional characters fricked
>”I still haven’t played [ostensibly one of the best 3rd person shooters] because buff lady isn’t frickable”
I boycott everything woke. The game isn't even good. Cope.
>I haven't played it, but somehow I know it's not good
the choking memes were funny at least
i never even played the last of us, but im thankful for it since this is my favorite thing i ever drawed and i have tlou2 to thank
Yeah I can't believe he'd cheat on his pregnant fricking girlfriend with a barely female terminator.
>Your cum. Give it to me. Now.
Are you about to say no, anon?
>generic cover-based TPS is "revolutionary, ground-breaking gameplay"
I never called it revolutionary, I'm only posting webms to prove its more than a movie game. Its a competent Stealth-Action TPS
It is naturally obtainable you cuck. She lives in a stadium with a gym and consistent food supply
It's not, it really really isn't, and I'm getting tired of people pretending like steroids don't play a part in all of it. Her body model is a fricking BODY BUILDER who competes in competitive cross fitness, a field riddled with steroid abuse. Put 2 and 2 together for fricks sake, a woman can't get that built from diet and exercise alone.
This is basically Abby,
Its the fact that they have a consistent supply of food. She can afford to bulk up like that with the resources available. The proof I have is that she loses visible muscle mass in Santa Barbara and afterwards
>Ignoring literally everything I just said and posting a roider
I can't, man.
Women can have muscles
Yes, that's true. Not the ones Abby has
Abby is an autistic coin collecting gymcel. She became a gymcel to get her body in physical peak cause she is a WLF soldier and wants to be ready for when she eventually meets Joel. I absolutely think its possible for a woman to sacrifice her body to attain what Abby has. Abby has no breasts after all
I mean, the build she has is not naturally possible. If they wanted to model Abby after a muscular woman, they should have used an MMA fighter and not a roided up body builder lol
I understand why you'd say that, she was actually physically smaller in earlier concept art. I just think that it wouldn't make sense for her to able to do half the shit she did if she were of a smaller build
True, but being that bulky with no access to roids also doesn't make sense, so it is what it is
>Its the fact that they have a consistent supply of food
Hey moron, consistent doesn't mean EXCESS. Excess food would make sense, consistent just means they're not running out, but to be building muscle you'll need excess food since your basically giving someone far more food so they can bulk up and turn that into muscle.
And just to make this clear since you're moronic, NO 2 extra burritos won't do that. You're looking at a frick ton more food than that.
See
She builds her body to the physical peak just so that she would be at her best for when she meets Joel. And I make that connection because she was always obsessed with the idea of finding Joel, it comes up in every single one of her flashbacks.
Not saying you did, anon, but every defender of this mediocre game constantly touts the gameplay as something that's never been seen before when this is basically just a retread of 90% of 360/PS3 military shooters with a crafting mechanic slapped on it.
>0:19
That hand clipping through the wood.
Top kek.
Yeah its embarrassing, almost didnt make the webm cause of that. The ending saves it all
>The ending saves it all
Nah, sorry man, I don't jack off to gore so it really doesn't
Shame that the only ones in this game looked like ass
>Watching movie games
Why would anyone do this to themselves
>main upgrade currency is literally pills
>nobody talks about this and focuses on cows
what do you think is in them - echinacea? st. john's wort? lol lmao who cares.
QRD?
what do THEY eat
Magic
the correct answer is LOOK'IT ALL THAT JUICE
DOM
DROP THE HAMMER
They eat whatever you'd find in a game that's not trying to stay semi-grounded in reality
Burnt grubs and onions green, next.
covenant aliens from halo.
>THE DOCTOR AT THE END OF THE FIRST GAME... WAS A BLACK MAN
>HIS NAME WAS JERRY RON HOYABEMBE
THE LAST OF US SHOULD HAVE BEEN A TYLER PERRY MOVIE
>TAKE THIS BRAIN... AND TURN IT INTO A VACCINE
>TURN THAT BRAIN INTO VAX
>TURN THAT BRAIN INTO VAX
QRD? I don't play AAA trash.
Your troony celeste thread is somewhere else
if u want last of us 2 multiplayer try zombie panic, co-op horror, free on steam
I am so over these homosexuals trying to justify shitty design choices
Is that what a youtuber told you to think
Nope.
Just read
>replies to no one
>says nothing specific
Wow what a useful post
Abby unironically shouldve looked like Cammy, the body that she has in TLOU2 is one of a female bodybuilder ON ROIDS.
abby isn't remotely female bodybuilder
This. Her outlet for her obsession was the gym and getting stronger
She was modeled after Colleen Fotsch, a literal body builder, then was made bigger
she is a crossfitter not a body builder
and abby is actually smaller than the body model
Both fields use steroids and they still made her bigger
ok that doesn't make abby or her model a body builder
and those aren't even big arms
They’re steroid induced arms and the example you used was Kristen Nun and not Abby’s actual body model
they literally aren't
there is nothing about those arms that show steroid use
look at the body builder i posted and compare the arms
no veins or extreme muscle size on abby
And yet the model they used competes in a field notorious for steroid use
you are an idiot
I love that you think I’m the idiot here when you’re the one who thinks Abby’s physical appearance is possible 25 years into an apocalypse with no steroids lol
it is
It’s not
it literally is
cope
what about this says roids?
It literally isn’t
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastOfUs2/comments/hor2t6/female_bodybuilder_here_to_end_the_justifications
>muh Reddit
A literal female body builder shits on your entire argument. Do you really think you know better than someone who’s actually in the community?
some reddit post is meaningless
what about the picture i posted says roids?
LOL Holy shit. Either read the link or you’re literally plugging your fingers in your ears and going lalala at something that disproves your bs
why do i need to read some larp when i have an image right there moron?
Because the image you sent is another juicer and you think it proves your point when it just makes you look even dumber.
>Sure Abby is roided, but she’s not as roided as this random woman!
It’s okay, I’m convinced your just a troll at this point because there’s no way you’re arguing in good faith
there is nothing about abby's physique or arms in the picture i posted that says roids
get your fat ass to a gym
Lol I can’t. Holy shit this can’t be real. God damn you are stupid
cope
>denial
nah
just have actually met women in my life
Lol. So have I, doesn’t change that Abby’s physical appearance is not natural
yeah it takes working out
not roids
Abby is modeled after a roider, can’t change that fact
nah
>more denial
Can’t say I’m surprised
nah
You’re both homosexuals that need to just frick already
Funny how you claim this yet he countered with a completely different claim
>links reddit
Yeah sorry that the filthy neck beard redditors happen to have more common sense than the “muh female muscles” incels in this thread
Also who the frick is that? That’s not Colleen Fotsch
never said it was
she is an actual body builder
>Sure she still uses steroids but she’s not actually a body builder
Same difference, it’s still not a natural physique
HOLY YUMOLA
I'M GONNA CUMOLA
>maxresdefault.jpg
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>No foreplay
>Anal
>Cums after slamming her twice
How big is Abby?
no one:
white male video game devs: WE NEED A RAPE SCENE IN THIS GAME
There's no rape scene in the game
You can pinpoint the exact moment playstation died as a brand
It's sex, get over it, weirdo
>The liberal morons who suck off Neil Druckberg and Last of Trannies 2 think Abby's body is possible without roids
Just admit you're homosexual and you're glad the greasy israelite gave her a man body so you could jack off
threadly reminder that Druckmann mocapped this scene himself
Even though you’re lying I wouldn’t blame him, Laura Bailey is hot af
threadly reminder this is fiction made up here on Ganker
>someone makes a TLOU thread
>suddenly shills start appearing