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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really RNG-heavy without the use of seeds, it's good as a game to play from time to time but getting obsessed with it to the point of engaging in the same sort of dickflinging with the ascension tiers like it was one of those shitty esports-focused multiplayer games is odd.
    Besides, the derivatives are cooler.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, just because it's ugly as shit.

    If you aren't going to have an actual game
    >bbuh card games are games!!!
    lol

    at least make tour 2D images something other than an eyesore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's a pretty damn good game, and yet
      is right. It's less aesthetically pleasing than flash games on Newgrounds and it's off-putting as frick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really RNG-heavy without the use of seeds, it's good as a game to play from time to time but getting obsessed with it to the point of engaging in the same sort of dickflinging with the ascension tiers like it was one of those shitty esports-focused multiplayer games is odd.
      Besides, the derivatives are cooler.

      nope, you’re both wrong, sorry lol

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >digital card "video" game
    never in a million years

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sir

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm tired of pretending it not.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slay the spire thread
    After dying in A1, I'm just going to do A10 runs now. Guess I'll go with Ironclad today.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Act 1 went nicely. No AOE, so I'm probably going to die in Act 2.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have never made perfected strike work. good luck to you if you can pull it off.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, it's not really doing much for me right now. I just picked it up early because it was my only decent damage option to carry my first elite fights.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's nice if you get a few pommel strikes which are amazing cards anyway.
          It's usually more of an act 1 problem solver

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surprisingly few AOE fights in the rooms I encountered, though I did pick the path with as many ? as I could fit.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alina of the Arena is the best Slay the Spire like game, and it managed surpass the inspiration.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Slay the Spire is THE GOAT
    Maybe one of the greatest. DS1 won the title of THE greatest of all time.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like or at least respect Slay the Spire.
    But high ascension runs kind of killed the game for me. And now I struggle to enjoy the game at all no matter the difficulty level.

    The higher ascension you go, the fewer types of decks remain viable. And go high up enough and you'll eventually pretty much only have one or two viable options. And it kind of makes the game extremely repetitive and sucks practically kills all creativity and variety out of the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just... don't play at higher ascensions? That's what I do, I stick at A10 and enjoy it as is.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had fun unlocking everything and beating A0 with each character. But there's no way I could dedicate the time and effort it would take to beat the upper ascensions. Not badmouthing the people who do, if anything it's incredibly impressive. It's just the nature of a game with an astoundingly high skill ceiling

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you think anyone cares what you think?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there some way the relic drop could be glitched on switch? i’ve realized i’ve literally never seen some of the rare relics in my 300 hours of playing even though i have them unlocked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which ones? You know some relics are class specific right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i’m aware. for instance i’ve literally never seen the specimen

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cards aren't games.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hours worth of content
    >but it's shuffled around and requires unlocks
    >500+ hour playtime 10/10 GOTYAY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worked for elden ring

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>2 hours worth of content
      What the frick does that mean, you braindead moron

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not on the spectrum, so no, in good conscious I can't agree. I don't think I've seen anyone who isn't on the spectrum like slay the spire.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's a cool modded character that isn't broken
    the only one i have played is cardcaptor sakura. it was fun but she like if i had two brain cells to rub together she'd be broken.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the 2hu ones are alright. I think Marisa was decent.

      Anyway, going into time fricker now. I think I got this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hermit is good enough he could be added to the base game

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either this or FTL are the greatest games ever made.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slay the Spire is the greatest game of all time

    t. guy who played 5 games before

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I have 2 HP
    >time fricker has 1 HP
    >no energy
    >no cards
    >tfw combustion
    >win with 1 HP
    Holy fricking shit.

    Also, Eternal Feather is totally carrying my run, not going to lie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP in pieces. Despite having phenomenal STR gain and Reaper, I never managed to draw Reaper at a decent time, not enough draw power. I should have picked up that Dark Embrace early on perhaps.

      Also I think I managed to get Feed on Fatal a grand total of... maybe twice at most.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you should be willing to waste turns and take hits to maximize feed gain.
        It may seem liek you are losing out, but the gain fro many rests or act transitioning will be huge.
        With power through, sentinel and wild strike, you mneeded more ways to exhaust than sever soul and non upgraded true grit.
        Some burning pacts could have tied this together well

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got the game during the steam sales and did a handful of runs, the magician girl is awesome even though i didn't understand half the mechanics I made it to the heart
    game's fun

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, if by game you mean slot-machine.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's so great, why haven't I played it yet?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype for this game. I played it for like 5 or 6 hours, it seems like a completely random deck builder with just 4 or five decks to play with. Does it open up later or something? I definitely didn't get hookee even after two play sessions.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do unlock some more cards and relics, but the main draw to me is how tight and balanced it is. How far did you get?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's underselling it

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