If you really want to torture someone, lock them in a room and tell them they can't get out until they complete every single crypt and cave in El...

If you really want to torture someone, lock them in a room and tell them they can't get out until they complete every single crypt and cave in Elden Ring

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did that shit voluntarily

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Really not that bad, except for the chariots, and there are only a handful of those.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit but at least it isn't as awful as the chalice dungeons

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a very low bar and I'd argue chalice dungeons had more variety.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked chalice more because they at least had some sense of progression to them I guess. Elden ring dungeons feel like a total waste of time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint, that one defiled chalice that made you fight Watchdog

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think I even struggled with Watchdog much, but this Black person filtered me hard

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            HMMPH

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No they didn't, you just traveled through actual template dungeons fighting bosses until the queen. The bosses could be unique but were more often bosses you already fought. Hmm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because they at least had some sense of progression to them
        The caves and catacombs get progressively more elaborate and confusing as you progress through the game. Some of the ones near the end are real head scratchers

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that one with entrance under the lift
          frick you Miyazaker

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a big fan of the mindfrick Catacomb where it makes it seem like you're going in a loop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >elden ring dungeons
      do not have sages
      >chalice dungeons
      do have sages
      the winner is clear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoyed the Chalice Dungeons, I bet you didn't even clear them all. ERs dungeons are boring fricking trash.I

      >because they at least had some sense of progression to them
      The caves and catacombs get progressively more elaborate and confusing as you progress through the game. Some of the ones near the end are real head scratchers

      Yeah and they all look exactly the same and have the same enemies. They're shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yeah and they all look exactly the same
        You haven't played them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >all the caves look the same

        LOL there is no game that has more variety in fricking caves.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the caves... but crypts were to samey lookwise and they should have had more unique enemies beside the little stone fricks.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on ng+++++ with over 1000 hrs on just that character. Piss off and play games made for you.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TumtumTUM tumtumTUM

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the gaslight dungeon was pretty good lmoa

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How mad will Ganker be when ERs dlc is better than their favorite game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker will play the game and love it. That one autistic zelda gay will have a melt down for a couple months

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker will play the game and love it. That one autistic zelda gay will have a melt down for a couple months

      I'm expecting lots of threads comparing it to DD2.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, it is going to shit all over DD2.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never said it wouldn't.
          There was just so much tribalistic shitposting when the game came out that I expect it to come back when this comes out.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >torture someone by having them play soulstrash
    Agreed that it'd be torture, OP.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the caves much
    but the catacombs are based
    I unironically hope there's a lot of catacombs in the dlc

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh my GOD they're using the SAME TILESET more than ONCE!
    >SAVE ME Black personMAN!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh no I get to play a video game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could any video game sold in a store truly be called torture? sure, there are probably some one-off unknown games with constant earrape and seizure-lights, but nobody actually plays those

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I consider it torture if someone forced me to get the final ending in shadow the hedgehog

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already did that. Now try replaying the game 7 times just to unlock the hardest artificial difficulty.
    Only autists do that shit, smart people just cheat engine the NG+ flag.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How about you play this guy´s games instead.
    https://kanoguti93.web.fc2.com/

    They are quite fun!

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