I'm about to play this with my boyfriend

What am I in for?

He doesn't like the remake and we can't play it COOP so we have to play the old one. Old things give me the ick.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you a troon/gay?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am MtF, not a gay. I am a woman in a heterosexual relationship with a man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        delusion
        ywnbaw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomtard falls for the most obvious bait today
          I fricking hate this tiktok raised generation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he fell for the RB
            I hate the smartphone generation.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sorry I dont understand tiktokkie lang, what the frick does RB mean

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                reverse bait
                lurk moar newbie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i am MtF
        >i am a woman
        make up you mind already, anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ur a homosexual that presents himself as the b***h you mean?

        OT: diablo 2 is kinda fun for a playthrough, but MEdian xl is where the bigbrains play.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based transphobe anon, still delivers the knowledge.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, you're just a gay homosexual in a homosexual relationship with another gay homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        men like you existed 100's of years ago they were called prags in prison

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mtf
        literally double gay
        all the homosexualry of contemporary women + dick and balls

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but Ganker told me diablo 2 is good and based and a zoomer will never be able to put up with it. why did you lie to me bros 🙁

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >old things give me the ick
    I can imediately tell by your statement that you are moronic and a bottom. Give your boyfriend to me, I am more deserving

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will never have a boyfriend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons, please prove this guy wrong, I'm taking boyfriend applications

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pay attention to me, be my boyfriend!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No boyfriend for you

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    He fricked up already having you play it with the expansion. Its just obnoxious trivial loot spam that renders the rarity color system mostly useless and doesn't even add much content. The base game maybe with some mods is the optimal experience. Also your boyfriends a gay and goons behind your back, that's why he never wants to frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He fricked up already having you play it with the expansion.

      We're actually playing with some Melidian mod thing and on "difficulty 8" whatever that means.

      I'm just waking things as a Barbarian. But might reroll to Pala or Necro if i'm feeling cute, idk

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're going to completely miss out on any chance to have fun with it because the guy that fricks you in the ass and face is going to tell you to "go ww barb/frozen orb sorc/bone necro" and you'll pick a sub-optimal guide for that build and be total dead weight.
    You'd have to play through the game solo without guides to have fun and get a feel for the game's mechanics before you'd have a good time playing multi with someone who's already familiar with it.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I shaved my beard and wore a skirt, would I get a Gankeridya boyfriend?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So he's going Druid.

    Who's good for a druid? Like I love Barbarian because he's like so muscular and hot and manly and has a massive ass, but i really like Necromancy, i played a Necro in D4. But i don't like Xul much from HotS, he's kinda ugly too. And i really don't like black people so i don't wanna go Paladin but the idea of being a Paladin is kinda neat!

    What do?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You type like a power bottom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a submissive bottom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >playing nu-MXL
      disgusting. laz or death

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, wtf happened to brotherlaz?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MXL hasnt been updated since 2012. nu-mxl is some randos that branched off from the original, modding a mod

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, I guess all good things do have to end eventually, thanks for the explanation.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          MXL hasnt been updated since 2012. nu-mxl is some randos that branched off from the original, modding a mod

          So he's going Druid.

          Who's good for a druid? Like I love Barbarian because he's like so muscular and hot and manly and has a massive ass, but i really like Necromancy, i played a Necro in D4. But i don't like Xul much from HotS, he's kinda ugly too. And i really don't like black people so i don't wanna go Paladin but the idea of being a Paladin is kinda neat!

          What do?

          nu mxl SUCKS!@

          But I havent touched it for so long I literally dont know where the last edition by LAZ was. Someone spoonfeed me, I need me a crazy barb summoner build.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >https://www.moddb.com/mods/median-xl/downloads/median-xl-2012-v005
            the last version of MXL was 2012 005, ultimative is when the argies arrived

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a submissive bottom.

      Goddamn this looks terrible. Is it some wonky ass widescreen resolution?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like either mods, or a fan-remake. Because it's not the original HUD, that's for sure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a submissive bottom.

      https://i.imgur.com/J5kar8w.png

      What am I in for?

      He doesn't like the remake and we can't play it COOP so we have to play the old one. Old things give me the ick.

      Why not just play the remaster instead of this stretched abomination? You know you can just switch to the old graphics still in the remaster if u prefer them, right? And mechanically the remaster is identical

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does the remaster have Andariel's breasts on display? What about the naked Amazon corpses, does it have those?
        Or is it censored trash, like all remasters?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you can see Andy's breasts
          The zon corpses might be wearing some armor I don't remember

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Andariel picrel

          Amazon corpses >

          Also, remaster of D2 is actually one of the rare examples of almost everything done right, and in some cases they even went beyond the base game (ie. they added some raped/tortured amazons to some of the dungeons that weren there in the original lol)

          Manfaced amazon is the only issue with D2R as far as im concerned

          though I dont remember the state of their clothing tbh compared to the original

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, remaster of D2 is actually one of the rare examples of almost everything done right, and in some cases they even went beyond the base game (ie. they added some raped/tortured amazons to some of the dungeons that weren there in the original lol)

        Manfaced amazon is the only issue with D2R as far as im concerned

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i want to buttfrick the bunny

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a submissive bottom.

      Also I find it funny that you say that he doesn't like the "remake" (it's actually a remaster) yet you guys are playing Median XL--a mod that changes the game so dramatically that it actually IS a remake of the game.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you gay?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my boyfriend

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no fricking idea what i'm doing i'm just spinning around and things die and i die and everything dies.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest games of its time. Multiplayer means one of you is paladin because auras are just too good to pass up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We don't like blacks.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gave my boyfriend a wolf hat and he liked it!!! :3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get the odd feeling that you're two gay furries IRL

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick diablo 2 looks a lot older than I remember

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The shitty widescreen resolution that their D2 mod uses makes it look way worse.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hehehe he gave me a ring and i said i lovey ou and he said it back :3 :# : 3

    I feel so bad for you pathetic incel heteroids you will never know love, i hope you all die of jealousy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i hope you all die of jealousy.
      Have fun until he gets bored with a new hole gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He won't <3
        Stay mad and seethe and cope <3
        You straight men should all be killed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You said earlier you were a “woman” in a hetero relationship. So your bf dies. You having trouble keeping your headcanon straight?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gay homies so gay they only type to each other and not use voice
      L M A O

  18. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    This has to be the most homosexual thread I've read in my entire life. It goes in all fields.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What am I in for?
    hopefully you leaving this board, troony

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The remake is strictly better. Your friend is a moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I were a MKB user I would also seethe at the remake. They done it dirty with all the QoL hack bullshit they added for controller only.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play PD2 when the new season starts if you want to have fun. Vanilla D2:LoD fricking sucks.

    Back when I first started playing it in 2006ish the game was fun as hell because there were dupes everywhere and it was unmoderated. The game itself without community frickery is far too boring.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We got bored so we went to have sex.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you will end up figting and your boyfriend be sick of you and will cheat on you by getting assfricked in a men's bathroom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay men have very low cheating rates. Very low divorces and very low domestic violence.

      So I doubt it. You're free to seethe and keep living your miserable life with your choice of being straight. I will keep being happy and having a boyfriend to play vidya with

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Gay men have very low cheating rates
        bull shit. it's the opposite.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Prove it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Aids already did that

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All men who got aids were cheating on their boyfriend?
              Or they were having casual sex with stranger's without being in a relationship?

              Oh right I forget you straights don't know the concept of fricking when single. Or fricking at all considering heterosexuals never have sex lmao. Sad incels.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAY

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >with my boyfriend

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