>play deathmatch in any FPS >this is seemingly the only opportunity for literal homosexuals to waste other peoples time by occupying player space in the lobby being friendly
I can understand only gunning for 1 or 2 people or looking for specific duels in deathmatch but the number of aspies joining lobbies just to be "friendly haha XD lol" frick off man there are other servers for that if you dont want to play the game go the frick outside
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Ignore if there's enemies around or contested objectives elsewhere on the map. If not I see if he'll give me a sandvich but I'm killing him either way.
shoot him and carry on >if low on health
play along until he gives me a sandwich, then shoot him
if he's on my own team and votekicks are failing, disguise as him until he becomes shoot-on-sight
I make sure I have 4 friends or so with me on my team. I just kill. I don't say anything or taunt other than saying Thanks after every kill. If he conplains and gets people to start a vote kick, my friends cancel. In fact, even if the team votes to kick him instead, my friends and I will save him. His fate is to have to leave himself. None of us say anything, none of us react to anything happening. As long as he's willing to leave spawn, I will just target and kill. I will do this as long as he stays on the server. If it becomes a 20 hour ordeal, so be it. The trick is to commit to it perfectly. Never show weakness, never show any fallibility. You want them to see you as this invincible wall of patronization. For someone who already sees thenselves as below you, it will only deepen and maximize the hurt. To pull that off without compromise means I must be invincible and unending in my pursuit. Only when he leaves of his own accord will I have won.
Everyone else in this thread has junk food taste. They get off on bullying players and then laughing and telling them to cope. Junk food. I want my victims to tear up and ask why. I want to induce trauma. I want them to start questioning themselves if maybe they're being the jerk for not playing the game rather than letting them know I'm trolling right off the bat. I don't even really need their reaction to validate me, I just need them to understand I'm God until they leave the server.
We need more people like you. Now a days you would get banned for being "toxic" for trying to get people to play the fricking game instead of throwing said game.
i really don't care, man. i go into the server, kill the friendly if he's annoying, or if i feel like killing him. or i don't even go into the server, because tf2 sucks now, and i don't get enjoyment from it. you know what i actually do?
i do things i enjoy. so i guess i can't really fault you in doing the shit you do, but it seems a little bit performative to write some shit like this on Ganker—i doubt you even have the other friends like you say you do
you know, a 'larp,' as people call it. you're just making shit up, which is mildly annoying, but i guess it's funny as a hypothetical anyways
>take sammy, say thanks >optionally do something silly >contine molesting his team
hoovy killers are actual toddlers, wow you scored a point on a guy whos not even trying, stunning and brave, that is sure to teach him a hard lesson
i say you go to a black neiborhood, find a guy playing with a basketball and kick him in the dick for not dribbling like a pro
make sure his friends see it
He is on the enemy team so I shoot at him, as is how the game is meant to be played.
Play a different game or find a server that bans people for friendly killing if you don’t like it.
>Pull out banana >Crouch and act like a friendly >Get a group of friendlies formed >Everyone starts taunting >Rev up my Tomislav and slaughter them all >Add more points to my "Taunting Player Kills" strange part >Repeat
I hate friendlies that try to enforce a friendly environment on the entire server, it's just something that happens while playing >Server playing regularly >Someone dies funny >Guy taunts >Others join in >People do silly stuff for a bit >Eventually go back to killing each other
It's much more fun when it just happens spontaneously, not when a bunch of homosexuals demand the server play like that
>playing a recreation of TFC Hunted last night >alltalk is on >a spy challenges the Civilian to rock-paper-scissors >civ wins three times, defeating his assailants without flinching a muscle, then gets assassinated by a demoman
i love this fricking game
>Fight someone else on hightower >Win >Low health >See a friendly heavy from enemy team >Run up >MEDIC!!! >Throws me a sandwhich >Yeah yeah, thanks! >*Nod violently* >Walk away
I don't kill friendlies and pretty frequently have temporary truces with enemies when something silly happens.
The fact such things can still happen is part of what makes TF2 great.
>double crouch in front of him >he double crouches back >start spamming crouch and nodding up and down with mouse >run along
throw my sandvich at him, say a positive voice line, then go kill his team
have you considered taking your meds
>use some voicelines >do some taunts >exchange pleasantries >have a lil bit of fun >high five them >go on with my day
>take sammy, say thanks >optionally do something silly >contine molesting his team
hoovy killers are actual toddlers, wow you scored a point on a guy whos not even trying, stunning and brave, that is sure to teach him a hard lesson
i say you go to a black neiborhood, find a guy playing with a basketball and kick him in the dick for not dribbling like a pro
make sure his friends see it
>These are the types of people who want to keep random crits in the game.
I don't kill friendlies and pretty frequently have temporary truces with enemies when something silly happens.
The fact such things can still happen is part of what makes TF2 great.
and am not a huge fan of random crits, but I mostly play on servers that already have them disabled.
>Complain about crits and say sorry >Somebody started targeting me because I didn't like random crits >Ended up dominating him solely through random crits >He leaves without saying a word
Disguise as ALLY heavy and crouch walk with food secondary out, bring Dead Ringer in case some "no fun allowed" twerp decides to shoot you.
They'll never know what hit 'em
>be friendly, hightower >server has mostly become friendly >everyone just chilling out and goofing around, a few people playing the game and thats fine >tryhard soldier comes and starts killing friendlies >thats fine, no biggie >go back >he starts killing us again and taunting after kills >friendlies start fighting back >he gets rolled again and again constantly >instantly dead every time he is in sight >types "nice spawncamp" in chat, even though we are nowhere near spawn >leaves the server >everyone goes back to being friendly like nothing happened
compgays.... this is the best you can do...?
It's like the shopping cart test. There's no real reward for killing him and no penalty for leaving him alive, you simply kill him because it's the right thing to do.
Kill friendlies. Behead friendlies. Roundhouse kick a friendly into the concrete. Slam dunk a friendly into the trashcan. Crucify filthy friendlies. Defecate in a friendlies food. Launch friendlies into the sun. Stir fry friendlies in a wok. Toss friendlies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a friendlies gas tank. Judo throw friendlies into a wood chipper. Twist friendlies heads off. Report friendlies to the IRS. Karate chop friendlies in half. Curb stomp pregnant friendlies. Trap friendlies in quicksand. Crush friendlies in the trash compactor. Liquefy friendlies in a vat of acid. Eat friendlies. Dissect friendlies. Exterminate friendlies in the gas chamber. Stomp friendlies skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate friendlies in the oven. Lobotomize friendlies. Mandatory abortions for friendlies. Grind friendly fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown friendlies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize friendlies with a ray gun. Kick old friendlies down the stairs. Feed friendlies to alligators. Slice friendlies with a katana.
I respect the noble friendly just because of how much he makes the aspie seethe.
He offers a sandwich in solidarity, the aspie succumbs to his anger.
He gives the aspie a thumbs up for a well-placed shot, the aspie spouts a jet of piss that could cut ceramic like butter.
The friendly embodies the spirit of Team Fortress 2 better than any top-fragger or grandiose purveyor of unusual schlock.
When a friendly offers me his sandwich and a high-five, I chomp down and slap skin, because the friendly can do what I cannot. A friendly wins in whole, the mental battle against any opponent, for all who come across him either react with happiness, or unbridled rage, the result of either means that the friendly has won. The objective, the scoreboard, it means nothing to a man detached from either.
This is one of the things I miss most about tf2. having the character yell completely irrelevant shit. I NEED A DISPENSER HERE- Me in arenas despite there being 0 engineers on either team.
kill on sight
>play deathmatch in any FPS
>this is seemingly the only opportunity for literal homosexuals to waste other peoples time by occupying player space in the lobby being friendly
I can understand only gunning for 1 or 2 people or looking for specific duels in deathmatch but the number of aspies joining lobbies just to be "friendly haha XD lol" frick off man there are other servers for that if you dont want to play the game go the frick outside
Kill with melee
jump on top of him
totem up boys
Switch to heavy class and join him
Kill him. If he gets pissy I tell him to join an idle server.
Uninstall.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Good, im glad they fricked you over just because it makes you seethe uncontrollably.
>double crouch in front of him
>he double crouches back
>start spamming crouch and nodding up and down with mouse
>run along
Kill him. Go be a moron on somebody else's server.
throw my sandvich at him, say a positive voice line, then go kill his team
>*crouch jump on top of you*
pick spy and disguise as him to make everyone paranoid
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
You meant 180?
I kill these guys every time.
kill on sight, then laugh taunt and repeat this process everytime I encounter them until rage
Shoot him in the face, teabag corpse.
if it's in enemy team, kill it
if it's on my team, votekick
Ignore if there's enemies around or contested objectives elsewhere on the map. If not I see if he'll give me a sandvich but I'm killing him either way.
shoot him and carry on
>if low on health
play along until he gives me a sandwich, then shoot him
if he's on my own team and votekicks are failing, disguise as him until he becomes shoot-on-sight
>>if low on health
>play along until he gives me a sandwich, then shoot him
I've done this too.
>Crouch
>Stare at him
>Pull out my objector with some prolapsed Black person butthole
>Enjoy the results
well it's Hightower so playing serious was never an option
Kill him if he's distracting more than one teammate
Accidentally crit him and the laugh taunt and killbind, setting of a chain reaction that kills the entire enemy team.
Enjoy 12:1 K/D
I make sure I have 4 friends or so with me on my team. I just kill. I don't say anything or taunt other than saying Thanks after every kill. If he conplains and gets people to start a vote kick, my friends cancel. In fact, even if the team votes to kick him instead, my friends and I will save him. His fate is to have to leave himself. None of us say anything, none of us react to anything happening. As long as he's willing to leave spawn, I will just target and kill. I will do this as long as he stays on the server. If it becomes a 20 hour ordeal, so be it. The trick is to commit to it perfectly. Never show weakness, never show any fallibility. You want them to see you as this invincible wall of patronization. For someone who already sees thenselves as below you, it will only deepen and maximize the hurt. To pull that off without compromise means I must be invincible and unending in my pursuit. Only when he leaves of his own accord will I have won.
have you considered taking your meds
NOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE MEANT TO WRITE LE BASED TO ME!!! LOOK AT MY PHOTOSHOP IMAGE!!!
Everyone else in this thread has junk food taste. They get off on bullying players and then laughing and telling them to cope. Junk food. I want my victims to tear up and ask why. I want to induce trauma. I want them to start questioning themselves if maybe they're being the jerk for not playing the game rather than letting them know I'm trolling right off the bat. I don't even really need their reaction to validate me, I just need them to understand I'm God until they leave the server.
We need more people like you. Now a days you would get banned for being "toxic" for trying to get people to play the fricking game instead of throwing said game.
i really don't care, man. i go into the server, kill the friendly if he's annoying, or if i feel like killing him. or i don't even go into the server, because tf2 sucks now, and i don't get enjoyment from it. you know what i actually do?
i do things i enjoy. so i guess i can't really fault you in doing the shit you do, but it seems a little bit performative to write some shit like this on Ganker—i doubt you even have the other friends like you say you do
you know, a 'larp,' as people call it. you're just making shit up, which is mildly annoying, but i guess it's funny as a hypothetical anyways
homosexual
>reddit spacing
Genius.
Friendlies suck dick and should be killed on sight
kill with your eternal reward and pretend to be him to kill his team
Kill him. If he wants to play with his own rules, then I'll play with mine.
Kill until he starts fighting back and actually plays the game.
Find another server if you just want to do your gay roleplay shit.
>Don't kill him
>moron friendly walks into my sentry
>Get kicked
This is why I kill them on sight now
Lecture him on how to play Heavy properly, since he's clearly acting out due to feeling useless and unloved whenever he plays the class
post the real version
i wanna know what the person who made this looks like IRL
Scorch Shot snipe for ultimate butthurt
>lol tryharding pyro
That's all they've got, you don't get banned for simply playing the game
that rando that wrote that stayed rent free in your head a long time
There have been a few of those homosexuals, not in my head though
Just pathetic little c**ts who can't play
>use some voicelines
>do some taunts
>exchange pleasantries
>have a lil bit of fun
>high five them
>go on with my day
>Kill friendlies over and over until they fight back
>Other players begin to shoot them as well
>Now they're just actually playing the game
>take sammy, say thanks
>optionally do something silly
>contine molesting his team
hoovy killers are actual toddlers, wow you scored a point on a guy whos not even trying, stunning and brave, that is sure to teach him a hard lesson
i say you go to a black neiborhood, find a guy playing with a basketball and kick him in the dick for not dribbling like a pro
make sure his friends see it
He is on the enemy team so I shoot at him, as is how the game is meant to be played.
Play a different game or find a server that bans people for friendly killing if you don’t like it.
Like lambs to the slaughter. Kill them without mercy.
>Pull out banana
>Crouch and act like a friendly
>Get a group of friendlies formed
>Everyone starts taunting
>Rev up my Tomislav and slaughter them all
>Add more points to my "Taunting Player Kills" strange part
>Repeat
I hate friendlies that try to enforce a friendly environment on the entire server, it's just something that happens while playing
>Server playing regularly
>Someone dies funny
>Guy taunts
>Others join in
>People do silly stuff for a bit
>Eventually go back to killing each other
It's much more fun when it just happens spontaneously, not when a bunch of homosexuals demand the server play like that
cool
*continues to miserably fail to setup a sticky jump to land just right in the enemy sniper's face*
>playing a recreation of TFC Hunted last night
>alltalk is on
>a spy challenges the Civilian to rock-paper-scissors
>civ wins three times, defeating his assailants without flinching a muscle, then gets assassinated by a demoman
i love this fricking game
I miss Hunted. The crack of the rifles, the chat sound. TFC ruled.
>Fight someone else on hightower
>Win
>Low health
>See a friendly heavy from enemy team
>Run up
>MEDIC!!!
>Throws me a sandwhich
>Yeah yeah, thanks!
>*Nod violently*
>Walk away
I don't kill friendlies and pretty frequently have temporary truces with enemies when something silly happens.
The fact such things can still happen is part of what makes TF2 great.
>These are the types of people who want to keep random crits in the game.
im a retired comp player i dont think crits are a good thing lmao. game sucks though who cares
I'm
and am not a huge fan of random crits, but I mostly play on servers that already have them disabled.
>critrocket on a crouching friendly heavy
have a nice day Dane
Uncle Dane is single handedly keeping the TF2 community alive.
Show some respect, bigot.
nocrits make medic too overpowered
I leave people alone who are obviously goofing around, but that doesn't stop me from "accidentally" shooting them on sight.
@624320659
😡
kill him, taunt and target him till he cries enough to get me vote kicked or leaves
go to an epic trade server or something i wanna shoot people
Kill him anyway! Wanna be friendly then go do it on another server on someone else's time ya gay, but not mine.
Valve should add an "i'm sorry" taunt to use in case you accidentally killed a friendly or killed someone with a random crit.
the soldier's gravestone taunt plus an earnest chat message gets the point across well
An all class taunt would be great.
>doesn't already have an allchat "I'm sorry for the random crit! Please frick my wife while I beg Valve to remove them!" keybind
They did! It's called the Schadenfreude taunt.
That's literally the opposite of "i'm sorry".
It's "I'm sorry you got in the way, homosexual"
Fair enough.
>Apologizing for getting crits
i will focus any player that does this
>Complain about crits and say sorry
>Somebody started targeting me because I didn't like random crits
>Ended up dominating him solely through random crits
>He leaves without saying a word
Burn him, hes standing in an area my flares might have to go towards and he also might block my reflect rockets.
I'll let you in on a next level strat
Disguise as ALLY heavy and crouch walk with food secondary out, bring Dead Ringer in case some "no fun allowed" twerp decides to shoot you.
They'll never know what hit 'em
airblast him away from me once and then move on
frick you if you kill him on sight!, you need to steal his sandvich first
>Stab for free uber
>Publicly thank him for free uber
>Rinse and repeat until team wins
>be friendly, hightower
>server has mostly become friendly
>everyone just chilling out and goofing around, a few people playing the game and thats fine
>tryhard soldier comes and starts killing friendlies
>thats fine, no biggie
>go back
>he starts killing us again and taunting after kills
>friendlies start fighting back
>he gets rolled again and again constantly
>instantly dead every time he is in sight
>types "nice spawncamp" in chat, even though we are nowhere near spawn
>leaves the server
>everyone goes back to being friendly like nothing happened
compgays.... this is the best you can do...?
That sounds mean of you
lotta sweats ITT
It's like the shopping cart test. There's no real reward for killing him and no penalty for leaving him alive, you simply kill him because it's the right thing to do.
Kill friendlies. Behead friendlies. Roundhouse kick a friendly into the concrete. Slam dunk a friendly into the trashcan. Crucify filthy friendlies. Defecate in a friendlies food. Launch friendlies into the sun. Stir fry friendlies in a wok. Toss friendlies into active volcanoes. Urinate into a friendlies gas tank. Judo throw friendlies into a wood chipper. Twist friendlies heads off. Report friendlies to the IRS. Karate chop friendlies in half. Curb stomp pregnant friendlies. Trap friendlies in quicksand. Crush friendlies in the trash compactor. Liquefy friendlies in a vat of acid. Eat friendlies. Dissect friendlies. Exterminate friendlies in the gas chamber. Stomp friendlies skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate friendlies in the oven. Lobotomize friendlies. Mandatory abortions for friendlies. Grind friendly fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown friendlies in fried chicken grease. Vaporize friendlies with a ray gun. Kick old friendlies down the stairs. Feed friendlies to alligators. Slice friendlies with a katana.
I respect the noble friendly just because of how much he makes the aspie seethe.
He offers a sandwich in solidarity, the aspie succumbs to his anger.
He gives the aspie a thumbs up for a well-placed shot, the aspie spouts a jet of piss that could cut ceramic like butter.
The friendly embodies the spirit of Team Fortress 2 better than any top-fragger or grandiose purveyor of unusual schlock.
When a friendly offers me his sandwich and a high-five, I chomp down and slap skin, because the friendly can do what I cannot. A friendly wins in whole, the mental battle against any opponent, for all who come across him either react with happiness, or unbridled rage, the result of either means that the friendly has won. The objective, the scoreboard, it means nothing to a man detached from either.
I spam MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC until he gives me his sandwich.
put dispenser here
This is one of the things I miss most about tf2. having the character yell completely irrelevant shit. I NEED A DISPENSER HERE- Me in arenas despite there being 0 engineers on either team.
for me it's spamming it on DeGroot Keep
KOS these are the types of gays that ruined gameplay.
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