imagine actually thinking the returns era donkey kong games are at all comparable to the original trilogy

imagine actually thinking the returns era donkey kong games are at all comparable to the original trilogy

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed DK Return games. Pretty good.
    >controls are tight
    >good ost
    >decent levels
    >fun with friends
    whats the issue?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think I get his point, the new games ditched the more realistic artstyle for a more cartoony one.
      I don't like Nintendo's shift to 2.5D games over pixels but cartoonish models withstanding at least DKC Returns and TF did it the best of any of the new 2D Nintendo games.
      I also miss the other animal buddies.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DKTF > Returns > Jungle Beat > DKC3 > DKC2 > DKC1
    Cope

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      miyamoto is definitely gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        gays are more creative, intelligent and attractive than heterosexuals on average

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well you have to really think out of the box to figure out how to snatch and fuck kids without going to jail for life

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            dickyposter spotted

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And also more likely to get some horrible disease from fucking butts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a lesbian.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              YWNBAW

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DK Returns games are amazing. Great level design, control and feel great, etc. But even though the art and music is good in them, it doesn't compare to the mood of the original DKC games. They definitely had more soul in that department. Better atmosphere, more humor in the animations and enemies, more interesting environments and characters, etc.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >funky kong was more funky in the past games and less funky in the new ones making it with less funky soul
      funky bros

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Funkyless kong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The Rareware closeted homosexual
      >The chad Funky Mode from Mario Kart Wii

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      feet are hotter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        False, women aren't real. You have outed yourself as a liar, proving nothing you say holds water

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thing that doesn't exist as a game, has never existed as a game, and is completely unattainable with the technology we have now
    vs
    >game

    can you retards stop with this shit? just live with the fact you never had dk country when you were younger and stop idealizing literal fantasies

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're not. I never thought otherwise.

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