Imagine making starters so poorly designed that they end up being less popular than a Deviantart tier eeveelution.
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Imagine making starters so poorly designed that they end up being less popular than a Deviantart tier eeveelution.
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Pretty sure the most unpopular starters are the gen V ones.
Why do Johtoddlers and Unovaborts try to compete to see who's the most oppressed? Calm down, you're both equally shit.
cope
Still the best objectmon. How does he do it bros?
arrest
Imagine making solid designs like these and giving them no attention for almost 20 years,
75
you really don't understand the purpose or regionals do you.
>solid
They're bland and uninspired. It's no wonder they've been shafted in favor of better starters for decades.
They've been given the same starter treatment as any other starter that isn't a Kanto starter and Greninja
nah its gen 7 that is shit gen 2 and 5 are the best gens
Only Incineroar is bad, and it would still look like shit if it was quadruped.
nah im talking about gen 7 in general
Yeah. Incineroar is the only bad thing about Gen 7.
nah the gen itself is bad
dumb homosexual
holy BTFO
>WE DID IT DISCORD TROONS WE GOT THE REPLIES THAT OUR PARENTS NEVER GAVE US, WE ARE FINALLY WORTH SOMETHING, HAHAHA BASED BR'S ALL OF US
>Gen 9 shitter saying this
Lmao, it’s like shills are afraid of these two gens in particular
>tinkashitter complaining about others being shit
Serperior hard carries its trio. Not a single Johto starter is good.
nah they're all pretty cool you're just a homosexual
>the only other Gen with 3/3 perfect starters apart from Gen 1
>poorly designed
OP is a homosexual.
Hoenn starters mog Johto's any day of the week. Typhlosion is especially so bland it had to be fixed with a superior regional form.
Ah, there it is. A Hoenngay behind every post, indeed.
You can't deny they have more thought and care put into their designs though.
I can and am. Starter-wise:
1 > 2 > 4 > 3 > 5 > 7 > 6 > 9 > 8
Shit taste.
3 > 7 > 8 > 9 > 6 > 4 > 1 > 2 > 5
>7, 8 and 9 that high
I think I speak on behalf of this entire board when I say: Opinion discarded.
>no argument
this. holy crap that's the worst starter ranking I've ever seen. I'll give that anon the benefit of the doubt and assume it's just bait
>8 that high
I mean, good on you for having the audacity to like that starter group. But I just can't see a feasible conclusion where starters like Rillaboom and Intelleon are better than the majority of other starters. Cinderace can't hard carry them both.
All of the Galar starters have a lot of thought put into their designs and are cool in their own, unique way.
>Rillaboom is a drumming gorilla that can basically turn into King Kong
>Cinderace is an energetic rabbit that can kick giant balls of fire
>Inteleon is a sleek and suave lizard that can make even professional spies blush
The Johto starters are just bland creatures with nothing interesting going on.
zoom zoom
you need a rope to end yourself. this post reeks of 18 or less year old.
Again,
>no argument
Not a zoomer btw
I was not the one arguing with you, have a nice day
>UHM SWEATY NOT AN ARGUMENT
being a loser is enough of an argument so you kill yourelf
and since you care, typhlosion is a volcano, feraligatr is a crocodile that is vicious and bites everything, and meganium is a healing dinosaur. Just because you are stupid and likely trolling, doesn't make their themes not existent.
>You have to give my mons human jobs in order for me to consider them interesting.
Idk bro, maybe just let creatures be creatures.
>maybe just let creatures be creatures.
Not if it means we get stinkers like the Johto starters
If you don't like Gatr and Typhlosion then that's a you problem.
Meganium is the only one I kind of like and not even Johto fans like it.
thats because you're a homosexual
Gen 2's my favorite and I like meganium.
Pokemon with themes are kino, you need to let go of your childhood.
It's not about childhood and Torterra is a themed Pokemon and they didn't make it a human
Your favorite starter is also shit, so I'm not sure what you're trying to say
Previous starters had themes as well, just more subtle ones.
>Meganium is a gentle long-necked dinosaur with calming powers and the ability to revive plants. Its grass powers fit well with being a herbivorous dinosaur and as a refence to the role dinosaurs may have played in the spread of flowering plants. Its design expertly incorporates the titan arum.
>Typhlosion is a ferocious mustelid with explosive powers and can reduce anything into cinders. Its fire element fits thematically with the fiery temperament of many mustelids (particularly wolverines and honey badgers). Its also an unique take on the the legendary hinezumi from Japan's folklore. Its fire collar is a unique fantasy twist on the raised hackles mammals get when excited or angered. Its body also resemblance an erupting volcano in battle.
>Feraligatr is a hulking savage crocodilian who despite having elemental powers rarely even uses them because it can just tear anything apart with sheer force. The way it raises out of the water is reminiscent the way Kaiju are portrayed as coming out from the ocean before their destructive rampage
The Galar starters are just real life human professions wearing animal suits
No human could have Inteleon's proportions and survive. That's what makes Inteleon not human.
You just described all three of them at face value, how do they “have a lot of thought put into them”
I have never seen a worse take..... No wonder the world has gone to shit when scum like you are allowed to breathe..... Just do everyone you've ever met a favor, and have a nice day, now
All of them will be incomplete designs for the rest of time since their gigantamaxes aren’t returning
>thinking cinderace is the good one
True
>a lot of thought put into their designs and are cool in their own, unique way.
>Rillaboom is a drumming gorilla that can basically turn into King Kong
Yes, because a drumming Gorilla is soooo original.
there's a certain truth behind this post, the late-millennia/early-zoomer type who encompasses the largest portion of the internet population proabably played some Gen 3 game first
schizoid
the poor hoennbaby crying yet again
you will never make hoenn the best pokemon game, delusional shit eater
psychoid
It genuinely baffles me people don't like the chikorita line, all 3 designs are great including meganium - especially when depicted as almost ferociously happy shown here
What's not to like about a literal dinosaur with plant characteristics?
They probably just got filtered by the otherwise 'hard mode' that comes with picking the mon and still have PTSD
It's hard realizing you're bad at pokemon
If so, Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon
Charmander isn't even hardmode, not even in Gen 1. By the time you'll face Brock it should have learned Ember, and even though it's not very effective against his Pokemon, they have shit Special stats and will get fricked up by it. Bulbasaur is actually harder since it probably won't learn Vine Whip by then normally and you'll be stuck with Tackle. By the time you get to the second gym you'll have had plenty of time to catch Pokemon to deal with Misty.
That's wrong. You can totally beat Brock with the lowest level possible by abusing leech seed and growl.
Kinda lazy to record one, so just watch this and listen to his comment.
always knew bulbasaurgays were easymode b***hes
>Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon
>Charizard was hard mode
You literally just proved my point, filtered anon
Thank anon. You help me understand how people deal with embarrassment just by changing the subject. (or should we call it COPE?)
>What's not to like about a literal dinosaur with plant characteristics?
>They probably just got filtered by the otherwise 'hard mode' that comes with picking the mon and still have PTSD
90% of people consider CHARIZARD to be hard mode and no one has PTSD.
>Charizard was hard mode
I missed the part where that's my problem.
>Cope
Cope is thinking Charizard was hard mode against a Rock type gym leader with no rock moves (RBY) or a rock type gym leader you literally had SE damage into (FRLG).
Embarrassing
>>What's not to like about a literal dinosaur with plant characteristics?
>They probably just got filtered by the otherwise 'hard mode' that comes with picking the mon and still have PTSD
?
> If so, Charizard should also be hated and not become a Shillmon
>90% of people consider CHARIZARD to be hard mode and no one has PTSD.
Still waiting for your answer.
When people want the games to have some semblance of difficulty then b***h about how certain Pokémon are useless.
homies don't know what they want.
Most of the hate is due to it being the least optimal starter for the Johto games, and that fact being exaggerated to the point were people who haven't played think its completely unusable.
However even then would still be the least popular of the trio due to the venusuar problem of Grass being the least "Cool" of the starting types, compounded by the fact that Chikorita stays a happy cute thing instead of becoming intimating or ferocious like the other two.
it's ok when CHARIZARD does it.
The Chikorita line was for the longest time considered the worst starter line ever, and depending on who you ask still is.
Develop some taste
Grow some hair on your nuts before posting here, zoomer.
>imagine making shillmons that are less popular than another shillmon
sorry unovacoper, this thread doesn't work quite as well as the other one.
ITT:discord troons have a play day yet again because dumb morons will reply to them at every given opportunity
inb4 UM SWEATY BOOMER YOU NEED YOUR MEDS BECAUSE IF I DON'T CLAIM YOU ARE SCHIZO AND US DISCORD TROONS AREN'T REAL, THEY WILL SPOT US YET AGAIN
johto starters are so fricking bad it's insane
Gen 2 in general is poorly designed
nah you are the only thing poorly designed homosexual
t. balding boomer
t. homosexual zoomer
being an angry old homosexual is nothing to be proud of you pathetic dinosaurs
ok
I bet you are proud of eating poop from your diapers and corporation goyslop, however. that is very based and zoomerpilled, huh.
stop talking about your scat fetish and get some sleep, gramps
Stop using diapers and maybe the i'll take you seriously, shit eating child
>UH BOOMER SV ARE GOOD, OK? I EAT THE GOYSLOP AND SAY OK BOOMER WHEN YOU POINT OUT HOW MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITE GAMES SUCK DICK, OK? GO TO BED BOOMER
Stop raging in all caps and take your crusty old ass to bed, you're cranky.
can't hear you over consuming feces
then stop eating it and pay attention gay
>All the idiotic zoom can say is "no u"
>all the balding boomer can do is make multiple bizarre posts with a focus on eating feces and wearing diapers
Aka describing perfectly your habits. stupid kid.
pretty obvious it's just projection on your part you bitter old frick
>WAHHH NO U
>STOP BEING ACCURATE BOOMER
You can't even clean your ass properly, that's all the insult I have to say to kill your miserable hopes.
You haven't been accurate a single time in this thread, going back to when you denied that Gen 2 was poorly designed. It was in fact so bad that it killed pokemania.
>the discord troon pretends I didn't knew he was baiting the whole thread
HAHAHA
>discord discord discord
take your meds
Literally killed pokemania, you can't gaslight about sales figures. Pokemania was over by the time Crystal came out.
Take my dick in your ass, stupid sub human shitposting 15 year old
you are now on a list for making that post
shut the frick up 32
Is it just me, or is everyone who accuses random people of being underage just because they enjoy or use some of the things/items/phrases/memes they use, or because they enjoy newer things.
It feels like you're a mix between a pedophile and the miserable "the new generation sucks" pieces of shit. GO OUTSIDE! BE IN TOUCH WITH THE REAL WORLD! Oh wait! You can't! You're probably wearing an ankle monitor and rightfully so.
>stupid child still pretends the life is good and world doesn't suck
Let me guess, you aren't even 18.
YES THE WORLD SUCKS! NO FRICKING SHIT! But the world isn't all darkness and death either. There is a balance of both in life, but you gotta take the good and the bad.
shut up underage.
homie shut your EDP ass up! I know you're searching for minors with that kinda comment.
>Verification not required
>stupid 12 year old pretends he is hot enough to be fricked
you will die alone and unloved, have a nice day.
I am mexican and here everybody that is undesirable gets told to suck dick and get fricked in the ass. Of course I would tell stupid children double senses, without actually being a pedo. have a nice day.
>Seething Hispanic on /vp/
Everyone point and laugh. You're the same Hispanic who shit talks from the porch aren't you?. The only power you have is a power tool, cry harder Carlos.
>Everyone point and laugh
absolutely nobody has laughed at me. Sure there have been racist remarks, but every poster in here knows discord troons like you are all BR's. You are even lower than any other ESL. Nobody is going to laugh at me, they will laugh at you.
If I had a dime for everytime a shit talking spic's sister ended up loving me I would be jeff fricking bezos. You're mad that you're a fat Hispanic, and your women are taking the girth of my BWC with maximum efficiency. Get your filthy brown ass to bed. I am done with this thread.
>Verification not required
Sure braizilian discord troon. hahaha
>I hate hispanics but i would frick them with my bwc, lol
you aren't white, less american you are just a dumb brazilian. go back.
shut the frick up cringelord
rude
nah they didn't they made it more popular then ever you wienersucking zoomer
sales prove otherwise gay
keep coping you miserable old coot
you're the one coping you wienersucking zoomer
stop arresting you clods.
>thinking about meds
ngmi
there's a chinesse flu you know
Now try that in English, Paco.
Now try that in Hebrew, Tyrone.
nah it made it more popular then ever its the best gen in the series you wienersucking zoomer
nah it is its way better then being a wienersucking zoomer
t. diaper wearing and shit eating zoomer
We can all agree Meganium is a mistake, but leave Typhlosion (The funni based volcano badger), and my homie Gatr (The water sweeping black air force.) alone!
Meganium looks better than the others and you know it.
>A goofy ahh veggie flower dino which was nothing but a punching bag, and a dick suck for snap shills.
>Meanwhile Typhlosion is dripped out with a vengeance and a new form
>Gatr was a menacing water type ass raper, and was not only viable but a fricking bad ass, that BTFOd gay Incinaprostitute shills.
I'm not in this conversation but I saw this reply and need you to know I can tell you're underaged from it
I probably shouldn't have used zoom zoom terminology. But I like the new generation's slang. Thanks for calling me underaged anon, even though I am not I thank you for making me feel young :3
Totodile is my #1 favorite Pokémon but rest are really bland and forgettable, all evolutions included.
I feel the same way.
All top tier monster mons, nu-jobmons are an embarrassment
nah thats you and your family
>no u
spergs
I'm pretty sure Typhlosion and the rest of his line is extremely popular, at least popular enough that he got a runback in Legends Arceus and a regional variant.
I don't think that has anything to do with it, Samurott is generally unpopular and it got a variant
You are right about Typhlosion's and its family's popularity, but it getting regional had more to do with it being the fire starter Game Freak thought was most thematically appropriate for Legends.
>starters so poorly designed that they end up being less popular than a Deviantart tier eeveelution.
https://www.pokemonkorea.co.kr/pokemon_25th/menu118?number=2406&mode=view
lolololololol
But enough about unova
The starters in the beta version were even worse
I know this thread is just genwar bait, but I think it's a shame Johto and Unova have such underwhelming starters. I like both regions, but the starter lineups are just... they don't wow you like Kanto, Hoenn, or Sinnoh's. Feraligatr is fricking sweet though.
cool bait disguised as a real opinion
I'd take Gen 2 blandness over the fursuit jobmon parade we've gotten since Gen 6.
>he puts the fursuit jobmon cutoff at gen 6
It's always funny to watch borts try to put the DS games on a pedestal
ok discord
>buzzword
Opinion discarded. If we had to pinpoint the start of this disease, we'd have to look back at Blaziken.
>this entire thread
why are johtoddlers like this
go outside
That only happened to Meganium because of how useless it was. God, you're pathetic...
Every single person that dislike the Johto starters is a zoomer because there is nothing wrong with them, never seen anyone shit on them outside of this place filled with sinnoh zoomers.
They're bland as frick. I grew up with Pokemania.
t. born in 1990
I hate charizard and the mentally ill, screeching degenerates worshipping it, everyone else is cool in my book even the two or three people in the world that genuinely like Meganium.
Love meganium.
Here’s your (you)
Someone get this hothead redditor outta here
Here's your downvote.