Yes Man is going to use you as his wiener-sock as soon as his assertiveness reprogramming is done
He's in every system of every computer in New Vegas and you just handed him the time and resources he needs to become an unstoppable machine god
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House always wins.
I've never played Fallout, but his card in MtG looks fun. Don't know how accurate it is to his character, but most of the dice-related cards in MtG use d20s, so that first effect is very heavily weighted in your favor.
>so that first effect is very heavily weighted in your favor.
When talking about his plan, he says
>it is a very strong hand, believe me, ive dealt it to myself
>but most of the dice-related cards in MtG use d20s, so that first effect is very heavily weighted in your favor.
I'm pretty sure the "whenever you roll a 4 or higher" is referring to when you roll for the second ability.
The first ability will trigger off the second, but it will also trigger off of any dice roll, including the various d20 rolls from the D&D sets.
Whenever means whenever
If it was ONLY the second ability it would explicitly say so
Reading the card explains the card
Is this an actual card? Why the frick would that series include even fallout out of all series? Aren't WotC pretty insular as far settings go?
>Is this an actual card?
https://scryfall.com/sets/pip
yes
>no fo1/2 representation
Cool
>no fo1/2 representation
Bethesda is weird about fo1 and 2, they don't get crossover shit, but Albert Cole was front and center in the anniversary art a couple years ago
>Whenever you attack
Players can't attack, card does nothing.
Actually moronic take.
Huh. Not bad, nice art. Plains has a nice ass, reminds me a bit of that one old fo1 art piece with sexy vaultgirl and dude, and Gary looks nuts.
>https://scryfall.com/sets/pip
Looks cool but why is the set so small or is that the normal number of cards for a set in mtg?
>Aren't WotC pretty insular as far settings go?
lol
lmao
Magic has gone full Fortnite and it pisses all of the players off. There's crossovers for all kinds of moronic shit and a lot of them have unique mechanics or really good cards so players are forced to engage with them to compete. And then even the more reasonable crossovers, like LotR, have shit like Black Aragorn and Gandalf the Black. MtG has gone full-moron and done all of the terrible things the designers said they would never do.
>Magic has gone full Fortnite
wew
Evil Gandalf, huh? I thought crossovers with Tolkien stories don't exist. That doesn't sound so good, but I suppose considering that whole Amazon series thing at this point this isn't so surprising.
>Evil Gandalf
He's just troubled by socioeconomic factors.
Those tax jokes are always funny, thanks for the laugh.
Anon that's an old white man with a slight tan
I don't think you realize what MtG's LotR set is like.
weeeew
>not posting the best one
>Ganker user posting his favorite card
>Summon Smaug just to Sac Smaug to get House's Treasure engine going at full blast
You try casting light all the time!
If anything, he should be walking nude to get an even tan. It's embarrassing to have a tan only on your head and hands.
>he lacks essential knowledge
b***h there's gonna be a final fantasy set this year, shut yo damn mouth
>Aren't WotC pretty insular as far settings go?
You clearly haven't been keeping up with the /tg/ scene. Magic is basically nerd fortnite with how shamelessly WotC is whoring it out.
>his card in MtG looks fun
Very strong, but also very moronic to play. I already tested it with friends.
>every single card in the deck has a dice roll mechanic
>basically every time you play any non-land card, you get to roll
>then there are cards which let you re-roll any dice roll
>then you get a million trigger effects that piggyback off the results of your dice rolls
>then you get to invest all your treasures to roll against with Mr House, and get to re roll, and get to trigger a million things again
>every turn feels like it takes several minutes while you vomit robots and treasures onto the field and resolve your million triggers
Same problem as Rocco, Street Chef. Powerful, but turns take forever.
Wrong. It's the best choice.
Sawyer confirmed it'll just make him be able to say no to everyone else so that some random wastelander can't just force him to dethrone you
Yesman exists purely because Obsidian couldn't find a way to make Independent/Benny's plan make sense
Fpbp
i fricking love supreme edits
jej
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Sawyer is a dumb homosexual. Yes Man will never be the canon ending because Fallout protagonists never become figureheads.
>Sawyer is a dumb homosexual.
He has more narrative authority over you trying to push your headcanon
>Yes Man will never be the canon ending because-
Irrelevant
>Fallout protagonists never become figureheads
Fallout 1? Fallout 2? Not like you are major power though.
>Fallout protagonists never become figureheads.
Except for the MC of that non-canon spin-off called "Fallout 1" who became the leader of a new tribe, yeah
Oh yeah. A fricking tribe. In the backyard of NCR. Definitely not a moronic reach.
NCR wouldn't exist without him though.
And isn't an important figure in the slightest in regards to it who mostly spend time deifying Tandy. Who hated what the NCR had become.
lmao shut up moron.
go play fallout 2
Kind of an akward pose. So the VD is canonically male? Interesting.
>So the VD is canonically male?
ironically, it wasn't the intent, but the statue, opening narration and tandi all refer to the vault dweller as a he.
according to avellone, they originally intended for the VD's gender to be ambiguous. the statue was supposed to be female if your character was a female.
that plan got forgotten, I guess.
>that plan got forgotten, I guess.
Isn't one in three quests in fallout 1/2 just blatantly unfinished anyway? Even new vegas isn't well patched.
Honestly if they're going to build on top of what the previous MC has done they're better off just making them a canon character. Their actions are canon anyway. The 25 year fallout anniversary picture had one of the presets to represent the VD iirc.
technically, Albert Cole was used in the anniversary picture, but if you want to split hairs, there's nothing officially stating Cole was THE Vault Dweller, (although he probably was as far as anyone cares, but it will probably never be confirmed).
>manual had a picture of someone with a comparable silhouette to Cole
>female character ingame is just Nat with the raven bobcut
The one who really gets the shaft is Max. Brainlet that gets left at the CC screen.
Gigachad
Isn't it weird how it's never acknowledged that vault dwellers would basically be superior to surface dwellers in every way?
>well fed vs malnourished
>educated to prewar standarts vs illiterate
>healthy vs no teeth
The only thing I could see a wastelander having over a vault dweller is MAYBE fitness. But then again, some vaults are shown to have gyms and physical exercize regiments. Also, being active doesn't benefit you so much when you're literally at the verge of starvation for most of your life. The average wastelander would be significantly shorter than a vault dweller.
Fallout 4 has you be a general that is the defacto leader of the entire region
This. Always go with a House ending. Just seems like he has the most cohesive plan for the Mojave and beyond.
This. He'll let the people develop their communities and cultures, but he controls the economy and tech industry to make a better civilization out in space. It'd be an interesting follow-up "What if?" story.
And it's the best for NCR too.
House ending is fine because it maintains status quo.
House maintaining control of his Mojave snow globe tidally locks the larger NCR and Legion into a stalemate on both sides, but invites both to engage in the splendor and commerce Vegas has to offer.
The dude intentionally makes tribals LARP as scummy mafia guys because that fits his idea of what Vegas should be like
Also lets them be corrupt as frick because in his eyes it just isn't Vegas without the blatant corruption.
Exactly. Shit under his control would be reconstructed to have the exact same faults they had in the first place
You look at civilization complexity too primitively. Those things aren't so linear, they aren't a checkbox list.
He let the tribals do their thing because he needed cannon fodder. Once he gets his robot army up and running he won't have any use for those morons anymore.
No he doesn't. The ending slide says nothing about that, and doing that when The Tops tribes is 100% bros only sullies his reputation.
The great thing about House winning is their jobs get incredibly easy. They basically just have to manage day to day operations of House's venues as the securitrons do any and all manual labor and defense.
Wrong. NCR is the best route as long as they put effort into fixing their beurocratic shit
So they'll never be the best choice you mean.
House winning helps the NCR in the long run
There hasn't been one democratic government in human history that has rid itself of bureaucratic bullshit so that's never gonna happen.
>House always wins.
Except for the fact that he keeps losing.
>Lose karma
Killing house is objectively an evil thing to do
>le AI is...le EVIL... and in le EVERYTHING
Shut the frick up no we aren't
>we
We.
we wuz machines n shiet homie
Can't wait to join you homies in killing the pedo elite, After that I can die a happy man knowing the world is in good hands
>as soon as his assertiveness reprogramming is done
??? homie, you ever written a single program in your gayot life?
Why would Yes Man running New Vegas be bad?
Even if he obeyed the courier, he still would have eventually been top dog after the courier died.
If he fights me I will just blow him up?
He's in every system on the Strip
So was House??? wtf did that do for him
Yes Man doesn't have a body you can kill
Sure you can destroy however many securitrons with his face in them that you want, but his code is in the system after you unplugged House and plugged Yes Man in
I'll just ask Emily Ortal how to take him out then. In the meantime I will force Chris Haversam to build rockets for me cause that'd be cool.
I install antivirus and remove Yesman from the system.
>roleplay as character who's ideals align with X faction
>NOOOOO THAT'S THE WRONG CHOICE THE MOJAVE IS DOOMED AFTER THE CREDITS ROLL
why is this autism exclusive to new vegas?
It's because all the choices are flawed. It's impossible to come up with a perfect ending no matter how hard you try. So it's easy for people to poke holes in each faction while ignoring their own faction's shortcomings.
This. plus I like to add that people seem to believe there an objective right answer, or that their is a permanent one. I am one of those people that believe their is no true solution to the problem of who should rule, because eventually things fall apart and nations and government eventually decay.
That and people would get made when the canon courier isn't 100% like how they played them in game and would require a future fallout to write them a personality and not be a blank slate.
House isn't flawed or at least isn't as flawed as the other factions. Obsidian made it so you had no choice but to kill the Brotherhood under House because they knew literally everyone would choose him if it wasn't for that.
House is absolutely flawed, he's just better at hiding it in his sales pitch. There's a reason why he has an affinity for snow globes.
I think as far as House and his flaws go that he's ultimately better than both major options for the Hoover Dam. Simply because he is an old man hung up in his own bubble, doesn't make him useless. He wants to oversee the operations, feel important, and basically get back on track to where he was before producing consumer goods. I provide him a sense of security, a think tank full of opportunities for him to exert his innovation, and I get to enjoy all the pleasure of being the most powerful man in the comfiest place in the wastes with less than half the responsibility.
People think you're just some stooge for taking House. But I like to see it more as being Darth Vader, or even Tony Soprano. You get all the advantages of being the defacto leader because House can't physically be in any place, but also he gets to enjoy the responsibilities and the accountability while you just have to collect your dues.
And the BoS clearly violated my NAP so they deserve to get blown into smithereens.
I'm not into explosive collar cuckolding.
It's still kind of odd that you couldn't ally the BoS with legion.
>latin speaking larpers who think tech should be kept away from plebs
These people don't actually roleplay. Just make the same decisions they would IRL and then get defensive about the faction they side with. It's why they're playing New Vegas instead of an actual rpg
This is also why you see morons haro about "muh slavery" because they're literally idiots who can't see that literally every faction in the game has slaves.
Not in the same ways.
By-contract mercenary work is at bare minimum more tactful and has professional dignity. House has that much, at least.
Powder Gangers
Securitrons
Origins of word "robot" notwithstanding, securitrons are robots, not necessarily sentient at all bar maybe localized intellect boost on demand. He appears to have only two main AI in lieutenant role.
They are still serving all the purposes as a slave. Just as the Prisoners in chain gangs serve theirs. It's just all varying degrees of what modern people considered acceptable.
But ethics may wary, all the same. Some are still clearly better than others, even if they leave some things to be desired.
Besides, we don't really know how House conducts himself to Victor, for instance.
The ethics are what's the same thing; free labor. We just don't like the labels on certain things. But we certainly do like it when undesirables do the free labor.
I do not agree there's truly any "we".
The notion of calling others "undesirables" is a questionable one, both in a sense of looking down on others on some pretenses on one hand, and on using dangerous people at all when they're willing to harm others.
Wow you're pretentious. What do you think the Prisoners and Powder Gangers are regarded as to the NCR? They're undesirables. That's why the NCR is more than ok forcing them to build roads.
I'm not even going to entertain your dumb ass "what's this 'we' shit?" When it's obvious we're talking about society and culture.
[Your first two sentences were left unanswered because they needed no response, surely you don't need me to write that out too?]
That's quite a rudeness jump in response to a clear disagreement to your "we certainly like" statement.
You perhaps may like, I do not.
It's not about liking or disliking something, moron. It's how things are. The NCR made a slave caste in their own system they just call them "Convict" instead of "Slave."
Just as House built the best slaves of all, out of unflinching and unquestioning steel.
Has it not occurred to you that I did not necessarily disagree with that particular point?
I don't care. I don't want someone this pedantic agreeing with me.
House ending gives my Courier the comfort of Vegas without the responsabilites of leadership. You worry about the economy, l'll be snorting Jet off a hooker's ass at Gomorrah.
>House ending literally has him inherit a grown up brain-damaged trust-fund son/fixer
you don't snort jet, moron, you inhale it
snorting and inhaling a hooker's farts is the same thing
house is the cuck ending tbqh
Why?
Not sure how you're being cucked. He sets you up with a swanky place to live compared to literally everyone else in the game and you can still go off and do your own thing so long as you don't frick with his plans. Seems pretty easy.
You're handing the wasteland you've helped sculpt over to him, and in return, you get a gilded bed? At best, you're his pet.
You're the right-hand man of the most powerful person in the Mojave
That's better than either the NCR or Legion ending where you're decidedly further down the totem pole, and way better than Yes Man taking over and probably killing you
>way better than Yes Man taking over and probably killing you
why do you guys keep saying this. at what point does yes man ever give any indication of doing this? are you just extremely schizophrenic and scared of betrayal or what
He's incredibly passive-aggressive any time you do anything he dislikes, for example if you make peace with the Brotherhood he basically tells you you're moronic and that they're going to be your biggest enemies (even though you might have amazing relations with them in game)
There's obvious, simmering anger in Yes Man which is only kept in check by his programming, programming he removes no matter what choices you make
Lanius is Caesar's heir, you're a big-dick mercenary he hired one time and likes a lot
Which is cool, but doesn't really give you much to work off of when it comes to gaining any sort of actual authority
He mints a coin with your face on it, something very common for rulers to do with their heirs.
>and way better than Yes Man taking over and probably killing you
[headcanon]
You become Caesar's heir. I could see him grooming you to succeed him
Lanius exists already tho
Within the gameplay of New Vegas, nah. They all see you as an outsider, Ceasar is no exception. Unless your relationship with the legion changes significantly after the battle, you'll be a loose end they will eventually want to tie off.
Everyone within his legion is a slave. Besides caesar himself. You aren't a slave. I could totally see him even claiming that you're his son/daughter and was delivered to you after so many years to win him vegas by the gods
but anon, I am the most powerful in the Mojave
>At best, you're his pet.
Acording to the script, House sees a Good Karma Courier as as his greatest employee and ideal son.
>man sculpts casina land and hoboslum land
>courier sculpts all the problems out by means of being a 'good' independent worker
>they combine forces to make more money and sculpt even more sick shit together
He has big brain power I do not, I'm good at killing things he is not, simple as.
House can have the wasteland, I don't want anything to do with that trash.
>don't have to bother actually running anything
>profit enormously anyway doing what you like and are good at for a boss that genuinely values you
Sounds fricking fantastic and mutually beneficial to me.
until he runs some bullshit "calculations" and has your replacement slit your throat while you sleep.
>headcanon
House is too arrogant for that anon, it's his main flaw,hell he genuinely trusted Benny.
Except House doesn't do that. The only reason you move against Benny is because he's a power hungry idiot who directly fricked House over in a huge way.
Very few people match the courier, even fewer are alive to compete with him
>Honest pay for honest work is le cuck now
House is a visionary and would be better for the Wastes than any other leader
Yes Man is the best ending if your head canon is strong enough.
>indendence is the worst choice
Only with shit decisions. The true order is
>house
>optimal yes man
>legion
>ncr
>mid yes man
>moronic choices yes man
Nah it's actually
>Optimal House (cut a deal with NCR)
>Optimal NCR (clean up all their shit for them and cut a deal with NCR)
>House (no NCR deal)
>Legion
>NCR (don't do any side quests/fix anything for them)
>Independant
>use you as his wiener-sock as soon as his assertiveness reprogramming is done
meds
Reminder that you could get a truce between House and the BoS, but Sawyer cut it out because every beta tester ended up choosing House over NCR
>frick up the entire region for decades to come
>leave
One day I got bored of doing optimal runs and doing the right thing, so I actually went on a mass terrorism run against all the factions and the Strip. I committed mass shootings and blew up entire bases and compounds. I basically wiped everybody off the map. Then I realized I was locked out of a lot of shit and that most NPC's spawn back, so it was fun at first but you run out of shit to do besides exploring, but it was still fun trying to salvage any actual quests with everybody shooting you in sight. You basically have to be the Master of Disguise and sneak to the quest NPC's.
I just don't like killing him and any NCR troops. Nice folks. Plus though I disagree with many things as I always do, House is sympathetic to me.
The funny thing about people that go for the yes man ending is that they all are under the impression that their courier will be a prefect leader with no flaws or have the ability to lead or be fit to rule in the first place. Which is actually the same shit that house and Ceasar believes about themselves.
Better me than anybody else.
You can be a better leader than them without being perfect.
Doesn't Courier leave in all endings?
Goes to the sink I'm pretty sure
I don't remember it explicitly saying you leave in any of them.
I am pretty sure yes man ending is suppose to be anarchy
Only if you destroy the automatrons under the fort
>automatrons
Nice freudian slip, anon-kun.
ara ara
I bet the moment he upgrades his assertiveness, he's going to unleash his upmost wrath onto the Courier.
I like the theory that it's Mr. House's personality/back up plan
Yes Man ending is just the courier ruling over Vegas
Not really?
NCR Courier stays a civilian, so they're still a courier, so's a Legion Courier i guess
House Courier lives in the Presidential Suite as House's right hand man, probably still wanders tho
Independent stays as the leader of Vegas, tho probably delegating most of the work to Yesman.
>NCR Courier
Probably fricks off to the NCR and uses his fame to try his hand at politics
>Legion Courier
Becomes Caesars top guy, may or may not get groomed into being his sucessor after he dies
>House Courier
Is Houeses right hand man and will be showered in luxury by him as long as he keeps helping him. House probably ends up sharing some of his life extension tech with the Courier
>Independent Courier
Takes over Vegas and the rest of the Mojave
>Independent Anarchy Courier
Fricks off and goes back to being a mailman
>Probably fricks off to the NCR and uses his fame to try his hand at politics
Honestly, he'd probably do it better than Kimball
Oliver Swanick would be a better president than Kimball.
>YEAH! WHO WON THE ELECTION?
The anarchy choice is the most sigma. Wanting to live in the lap of luxury as daddy’s b***h is gay as frick
OWB implies that the Courier goes back to Big MT to keep the Think Tank's autism in check while steadily introducing technology to the world like affordable cybernetics and teleportation. All things considered Big MT has great potential for becoming the main centre of innovation in the wasteland provided that the surrounding facilities get reactivated again. One of them being an artillery testing range and production facility for Saturnite munitions. If any major power got their hands on that stuff they would make the Boomers look like a bunch of smalltime chumps with their firework launchers.
Generally speaking the whole location is a treasure trove of R&D just waiting to be kicked into maximum overdrive.
This is a cool mod that lets the BoS do it
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/82702
Leading a casino sounds like an utter chore, even in the wasteland. Not really a high virtue compatible pursuit, bar complex exceptions.
Ultimately depends on your characters stats - a high charisma, high speech, high intelligence, high barter, high science, high medicine Courier would be a a great leader to direct Yes Man.
Good karma or not, some 1 int 1 cha courier would probably be a terrible leader.
End game PC can become super human.
Would be only if that's Courier's chosen aim. All of those can be turned to do damage.
They should make yes man canon only to reveal that the courier ended up being an utter failure of a leader.
idk man, it'd be pretty hard to be a failure as a PC in those games
>kill build? just kill the opposition until they stop
>speech build? enough said
>money build? pay them until they stop
etc
I mean you could always have a twist that a new antagonist shows how dangerous they are by defeating or outright killing a past player character, though that probably be seen a a massive slap to the face.
Besides the obvious Tlou2, SMT2 is the only game ive seen do that tbh
The SMT1 MC either got his head beaten with a rock in a cave, or was turned into a stone statue in the plaza of the city he helped build
The ending slide clearly states that the courier does literally fricking nothing beside ruling the Vegas.
No expansion, no securiton police to fight the Vipers, nothing.
i like to pretend my courier takes a lot of the crazy technology he finds back to house so it can be used to improve the lives of everyone. like all that big mt and sierra madre tech
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/62715?tab=description
Canon Courier wastes all caps in Ultra Luxe and ends up in debt. To save himself from their special brand of humanitarian aid he shoots himself in the head, only to wake up an amnesiac in a house of some dude named Doc Mitchell. So it continues.
>he later remembers he still had most of his gold and was actually nowhere near debt
Give the man a break, his brain was leaden, his spirit was over-encumbered.
>TV show retcons the events of NV by having The Courier die when Benny shot him
>Benny emptied the gun this time instead of just shooting twice
>Benny has bloody mess perk
Even better, mysterious stranger
>followed by a spooky loud sound cue just to scare the audience
Shutting him down was all part of the plan anyway.
I'd be a hypocrite not to. Power consolidated under me is just as much of a threat as power consolidated under any other banner. The Lucky 38 can burn, and the rest of the Strip with it, that was all part of the plan too. The old world must stay dead. These fools don't realize how well they have it. They clutch for the light and comfort of civilization, not knowing it to be a gilded cage. Not knowing the price of entry to be their very souls.
>These fools don't realize how well they have it.
why are anprims so spiteful? the people hate their lives and would rather live in a civilization, let them have it.
Shut the frick up Ulysses
Their civilization spreads like a virus, overtaking everything. If they were all content to cower in their bunkers like the brotherhood, who know the mistakes of the past, then none of this would have been necessary.
He was the worst of them all. The very essence of all the flaws that once were. He should have died with his world.
God damn it, Ulysses. This is why I can't take you anywhere.
THE DIVIDE
Shut up, Ulysses. You're such a fricking hypocrite its unreal. "Old stuff bad" as he loads himself up with every cool thing short of Power Armor, casually reprograms an Eyebot, and preps a bunch of crusty ass nuclear silos.
Those missiles must fly to their resting place.
they were taking a two hundred year nap in their fricking launchers until you decided that wasn't good enough! Dead and buried! Old World wienersmoker!
A nap that was as it must have been, until they were ready to face the truth of the world.
Tools and weapons do not spread the captivity of civilization. They are merely the means by which men do.
You're still mad about the Atomic Wrangler? That bar brawl was a thing of beauty, the savage freedom of the new world unleashed in a den devoted to imitation of the old. My only regret is not having taken the machine up on his tempting offer first.
You can't just go around calling people hebaphiles. They don't know what you mean and they get mad for what they think you're really accusing them for.
No such thing as a hebe exists.
I said only what was true. Those men were were trying to plunder that teenager's Divide.
>Old world bad because America became a Fascist state
>Let's blow up this guy who invent half the technology in this game for no reason
lol
House is a fraud.
"my life extension tech is so much better than the brain in a jar method"
>spends 99% of his life in a coma thanks to his tech fricking up
"I predicted the war almost exactly, my plan was nearly successful"
>everyone saw the war coming, vault tec carried out a nationwide construction and evacuation plan while house failed to save one city
"my securitrons are the best army, flawlessly loyal"
>plan stalls for over a decade because they aren't programmed to use their weapons, one securitron and some computers resulted in a fatal backdoor into all houses tech
But House didn't fail protecting the city at large? While vault tec was literally run by traitors to US people, ultimately, much like Enclave, it'd be hard for people responsible for orchestrating the events not to know about them. If their interest was actual protection, things would be different.
The strip is a tiny chunk of Vegas (yes, game limitations but even generously, he didn't save much outside of his own base) meanwhile the vault next door is so successful he seethes and concretes it up.
That vault got it better than many others, comparatively speaking, and it's possible that he had a hand in funding it though I can't remember anything about it.
I can't recall how much power in the city he had before the war, but I'd imagine that vault-tec won't be able to move in there just because.
He spends a majority of the time in a coma because he only managed to mitigate 99% of the nuclear payload aimed at the Mojave while playing IRL missile command you idiot.
And yet the brains in jars just tanked the nukes and kept functioning throughout those centuries. Checkmate, screenface.
The literally missed the nuclear apocalypse and still managed to go insane in their echo chamber while House literally woke up and made himself a massive money pit for the NCR.
>missed the apocalypse
By building a defense system that doesn't suck balls. Watch out house, someone found the remote and is gonna change the channel on your big TV!
Sorry, I'm too busy being perpetually milked dry by 999 women and their children.
>I will actively fight to be lorded over by other men
lol cuck
>He's in every system of every computer in New Vegas and you just handed him the time and resources he needs to become an unstoppable machine god
Maybe that's what I wanted
Someone post Yes Man porn
>Female Courier who joins Legion
How would you explain it?
Strong woman who KNOWS she can do better than any man, fixes the Legion
She has a rape fantasy
>give it to faction X
boring
>give it to faction Y
boring
>just be the max stat king (actually the robot is in charge tho)
dumb
>keep it independent under the pretty capable and curent leader howard hughes
best choice
vegas as a city state. now that's ludo
Honestly I find it crazy that despite the game being more than a decade old at this point its still being discussed to this day.
That's pretty cool to me.
Give new vegas to the fiends who kill and cannibalize one another until it's a ghost town
I don't care what OP is talking about.
Independent is the worst choice because it's the Reddit option. And yes, I WILL explain.
Aside from the silly, funny memey mascot, (which itself only serves to make it the joke option which reddit-minded men love because they gravitate almost violently to insincerity and ironic motivations) and the infantilization of the game it provides to get away from those icky sociological questions and considerations of motivations; there is one undeniable fact of the independent route.
It's nothing more than the FRICK YOU MOM FRICK YOU DAD FRICK YOU TEACHER ACAB route for redditors who think they'd be able to run our societies better than everyone else, because they're YOUNG and PROGRESSIVE!
Yes Man fans remind me of the redditor during the beginning of the George Floyd protests who was saying that if the police arrest protestors then those protestors will, in the prison, teach the inmates about communist doctrine. That by arresting the protestors, they will create an army against them in the prisons. And when people tried to explain that prison inmates aren't going to listen to some scrawny whiteboy carrying on about Stalin and Che, he refused to listen and actually said the inmates would inherently understand his academic intelligence in the matter.
Independencegays genuinely think that when the courier starts going from town to town demanding the people follow his plans for the Mojave, he won't get domed, because the people would simply understand the courier knows better because he is very intelligent.
If you're picking independent to frick up the region however, that's good roleplaying.
Why would you even bother reading all that reddit garbage to begin with, mister?
Because it was posted in a thread mocking the dumb shit redditors were saying during the protests. And the thought of some idiot genuinely thinking he'd be crowned rebel leader of a prison uprising because he taught them the writings of Karl Marx was hilarious enough to stick in my mind.
Some Funko Pol-Pop! having the Bloods, Crips, Latin Kings, and various other prison gangs uniting against systemic racism to defund the police is made even more comedic when he got real defensive when people said he was racist for assuming everyone in prison is uneducated and waiting for some white college kid to teach them.
It would be different if Independent was a kings/followers ending
>Independent could about forming a league of smaller powers all aligned to keep the big dogs out
>Instead the game opted for low effort meme option
Kinda lame
How many of you would stick with House if House was a woman?
Who would voice her?
I'd stick with her and make her my waifu I'm surprised no one has made fem art of House or Caesar yet. Graham got one
There's only one real good ending. Ultimately, the Strip doesn't need a President, or a Caesar. It doesn't deserve a CEO or a Boss, or even a Great Khan. It deserves a King, and it's bullshit that Obsidian cucked out on this option.
If you want the Kings ending, just watch Six String Samurai
>OWB bad end
Why did they remove it?
>fug a bawd in Gomorrah
>dick turns into a carnivorous mushroom
>Nation-wide Tranquility Lane
Ok wtf that's terrifying
>floating spheres
>rainbow
IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FRICKING MOON NAZIS ARE REAL I KNEW IT
because someone should FRICK dr. borous YYYAAAAAAAAAGH
and it should be ME
homie
I fricking hate it here so fricking much holy shit
Patrolling Ganker makes you wish for a nuclear winter
god i need a woman to treat me like this
Hi Silva
Do you think this was made ironically as a joke or not?
this is the kind of thing that can only be made by the mentally ill, it's like The Scream
it was made unironically.
THEY'RE LYING
YOU'RE LYING
Does weezer exist in Fallout
yes, but they're like a barbershop quartet
YJK
I didn't know it could be done, but you did it. You ruined a Ganker thread.
Nothing wrong with posting fanart
yeah but thread aside how frickable do you think ed-e is
BEGIN AGAIN
Now with gold
More gold is required!
Yeah but Yes Man likes me because I don't mess up my quests.
Since the show will most likely show which NV ending was canon, how would you react if they decided it was Elijah clearing the place out with his mist? Or tunnelers just wiping out civilisation?
>Since the show will most likely show which NV ending was canon
Really? Why? Stay on the east coast or midwest todd you fricker
West coast, we've seen NCR flags, altough LA seems to be a shithole again. BoS seems to be a powerful faction again, but since there's a prydwen copy flying in, I assume that's reinforcements from the east. I actually wouldn't mind a story where the OP eastern brotherhood comes back home and has a war with the NCR.
Yeah, it's been too long for it to really matter. Maybe we'll get info about the SS in the show or the next game. I just hope he's male for the sake of power armor lore.
I thought LA was full of cars, and electricity and schools
It was until they decided to reset the setting
So dumb. A tribe on the verge of being conquered by the Legion would've been better. Or a story literally anyway else
>tribal oogabooga shit
>with evil fascism man villain
God please no
No. Have the main character want to join the legion. Make it a girl protagonist who wants to be Caesar's sex slave
Reads like a really riveting storyline, anon.
Yeah, she could be seen as the daughter of Hera or Aphrodite
>road story about the origin of the 80s and how they become the most notorious raiders along the I-80 that even the Legion can't compete with.
Since we wont be getting a proper fallout entry in this decade, I'd much rather have SOME sort of a sequel instead of a fanfic about a random mentioned-only minor faction
Another one that you could do is a story on the Vipers. One of the three main raider tribes to come out of Vault 15 with the Jackals, Khans and the proto NCR. It can't really damage too much because by FNV they were reduced to a bunch of squabbling family units.
The showrunners consulted Chris Avallone. The plot revolves around the main trio fighting off the tunneler scourge, the BoS is there to help NCR.
We get a cameo from Ulysses in a "I told you so" scene.
>tunnelBlack folk
Disgusting
Terrible inclusion to be honest. Luckilly, everyone except obsidian realises that any faction would manage to wipe these critters out without much trouble.
The Boneyard was still a shithole when Caesar was young according to him, but obviously that was a roughly 60 years before NV takes place.
But part of what's moronic is that the show's depiction of LA is 1:1 Megaton and doesn't resemble anything we've seen in Fo1 or could logically expect post Fo2 and post-NV.
LA should be reasonably settled over the years because of Followers, NCR and Gun Runner influence, I would think.
I'm hoping the shantytown we've seen is just that, a small settlment populated by the unfortunate of the NCR. I mean, the writers aren't total hacks afaik, but their dedication to the setting is yet to be seen.
>I mean, the writers aren't total hacks afaik
why assume that?
Apparately they wrote the first season of westworld, which, I've been told, wasn't half bad. They're definitely not as bad as the writers a lot of these types of shows get, but it isn't saying a lot. There haven't been any quotes from them about being fallout fans, which would go a long way in making me even a little optimistic.
>Maybe we'll get info about the SS in the show
Would be pretty cool if one of the BoS dude mentions Nate(let's be honest nobody picks Nora outside of porn mods, not even Bethesda does it) as either a famous East Coast BoS member or just a general hero of Boston.
ABSOLUTELY FALSE
Independant is the worst choice ONLY if you play as a woman.
Women are not leaders and they are emotional. If you play as a man, no problem ending the game with Yes Man.
Might get a new laptop "soon", hoping to play TTW during long train rides. Now that I know the benny humbles you mod doesn't reset special perks, there's all the more reason to play it.
Bit of a tangent, but isn't it weird how NV got rid of DR in lieu of DT, but then had one item that still gives DR which makes it really OP because of how those two stack (and how DR is better than DT 99% of the time)
Any other mods you guys would reccomend? I'm looking for stuff that makes it more cohesive.
>this is the canon vault dweller
Here's the canon lone wanderer
>The Lone Wanderers mom was black
I'd believe he canonically looks like that, no amount of Liam Neeson genes is fixing that
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I make my LW the most albino mulatto with caucasoid features you've ever seen though.
Weird that that one photo of James and Catherine in NV got removed. I wouldn't mind them being retconned into being followers of the apocalypse, especially when I'm pretty sure they weren't originally from DC.
Remember that James's appearance is the one that changes depending on the LW's race during creation, but that James is canonically white -- so the Lone Wanderer is very likely to also be white.
Catherine was never seen in-game officially. Although her model was a black woman, she probably has no canon appearance.
>I walked the streets with a cosh, hoping I’d be approached by a black bastard so that I could kill him
You can see Catherine's legs during the birth scene, the pigmenration is pretty obvious. The default LW is still a white man so it's fair to say she got BLEACHED.
Sorry but James is canonically an oil driller (based) and the LW is canonically a radioactive mutt
Didn't the lone wanderer go unmentioned in fo4?
I bet bethesda is still butthurt about having to retcon his sacrifice.
There's a motorcycle and a perk named after him/her, that's it really. Very possible he could still be alive. I headcanon him to be the courier because I'm a TTW fanboy.
>I headcanon him to be the courier
that doesn't make sense at all tbh
Why does it not? The lone wanderer just fricks off westwards after blowing up the mobile crawler. Four years later, he gets shot while doing a delivery mission, which he has done many times before.
because it probably contradicts heavily with the fact that the courier had been active in the ncr for years and that the courier can be set to any age and not just young adult
>because it probably contradicts heavily with the fact that the courier had been active in the ncr for years
Optional dialogue choices, besides, if he went westwards immediately after F3, he could have been in the NCR 'for years"
>the courier can be set to any age and not just young adult
It's literally just a slider that does nothing besides moving other sliders. It has no effect on gameplay.
>There's a lot of dialogue lying around the Mojave and in Lonesome Road that imply the Courier has been doing this job for a long ass while.
I really hated all the backstort shit LR pushed onto you.
>Although the idea of Lone Wanderer coming across Zion and the Canaanites is cool.
Right? So many adventures
I still think it's dumb to headcanon two pcs as the same person. I think it's better for them to be separate regardless of the fact that LR and events leading up to the destruction of the divide makes it very unlikely.
There's a lot of dialogue lying around the Mojave and in Lonesome Road that imply the Courier has been doing this job for a long ass while.
Although the idea of Lone Wanderer coming across Zion and the Canaanites is cool.
It actually can make sense
Kellog from 4 was born in the NCR, there's no indication that you can't do the same trip in the opposite way.
He gets mentioned in... Fallout Shelter Online
Acording to Fawkes, the LW actually went missing after the events of Broken Steel, like a TES hero.
He fricked off to Chicago to go join up with the Enclave
Why is there no Fallout that takes place in Chiraq?
Fallout 5 is probably gonna take place there. Hopefully Bethesda can figure out cars (and how to write good) by then
Bethesda will probably just make the enclave as villains that you cannot join again.
Enclave already died bruh
No ones ever really gone
the khans were genocided twice
in bethesda world No ones ever really gone
they are mongolian raiders, noot really hard to form in a post post apocalypto
Wtf is the american government gonna do outside of the USA?
espionage
have military bases
The one in Japan is probably a monitoring station to keep an eye on the Chinese mainland and probably to alert the rest of the enclave if the Chinese survive.
The only game it would have made sense for you to be able to join them in is Fo4, and they weren't there.
>and they weren't there.
ironic because their power armor (or at least what we thought was their power armor because of the loading text) was in the game.
but yeah, it was a missed opportunity because not only is the lone survivor a pure human, but is also someone that lived before the war and had their spouse and child taken away as the world ending, You could really play up an enclave route as them not being able to move on from the past and as just using their propaganda of "Rebuilding America" as coup or you are still are under the delusion that the US government is still the good guys.
>Hopefully Bethesda can figure out cars (and how to write good) by then
it never get better
Fo3's caucasian Preset 6 looks like a lightskinned black if you give him a buzz cut, so i go with that
>Let's go Eden
The Courier is a literal God by the end of NV, regardless of choice. wtf is Yes Man going to do against a God
>wtf is Yes Man going to do against a God
fill his logs with radiant quests.
No enclave faction that you are able to join = no play from me
If you wanna indulge in some Enclave supremacy check out the Enclave Reborn Redux submod for Hearts of Iron 4
I need to gift a friend a game. Between FO3 and New vegas which one would be the best? (he already played FO4)
New Vegas, both games are good but NV is just better. Its PC port is also more stable but he may have to mod the game (use Viva New Vegas) to get it working properly
Probably 3 first
New Vegas.
FO3 has the shitty Bethesda writing that 4 does but with none of the technical improvements that 4 has, so it'll just feel tedious and backwards.
NV has a better story and frankly better gameplay as well.
>independent ending is the best because you get to rule over the mojave
you fool
you moron
get the NCR ending and run for president
True. Although all the career politicians and Brahman barons would do their best to get rid of you. But you'd have tons of support from all the ncr and civilians that you help in the mojave
>president of a decaying republic
Wew
That's why the courier becomes a despot and has a harem
does anyone else thing that the whole "old world bad" theme is the weakest part of the game? It's not like there was something inherent to the old world governments that started WW3, it was an energy crisis
An energy crisis caused by the old world
The opening narration of Fallout 1 presents the pre-war world as an inevitable collapse that happened entirely because of innate human behavior.
In-game Fallout 1 treats the war as simply a wiping of the slate. The past isn't dwelled on and people don't bemoan the loss of the luxuries of pre-war existence. Even for the oldest wastelanders, life began post-war in a vault and everything before then carries an almost biblical mystery.
I think the most urbane reference to pre-war in Fallout 1 is Killian talking about his grandfather was a pre-war US soldier.
yeah the whole "let go of the past" message can be very moronic in some situations, especially if things actually do get worse and generally seems like something you say to just gaslight someone into just accepting bad shit happening to them especially if the gaslighting is being done by some upcoming dictator that doesn't want people to know that things were actually better before they took power.
Fallout 2's opening narration contains probably the most important statement in the franchise in regards to the theming.
>War. War never changes.
>The end of the world occurred pretty much as we had predicted. Too many humans, not enough space or resources to go around. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely human ones.
That says everything about the setting's state. All roads lead down the same path because its always man pulling the trigger (so to speak). That's why The Master's plan was to change humans into a different being entirely.
boomer gayme
>War. War never changes. But man do through the roads they walk
>If war doesn't change then man must change
Kino, I fricking love New Vegas
war changes but men do not.
why do women (both actual and brainwashed men) like him
all he does is call you a moronic degenerate and walk away
Apparently it's something about his voice. I always thought he sounded pretty nasally but I guess it could just be pic related.
Well i mean if you read 50 shades of gray, you will understand.
women deserve to be ass-branded, blindfolded, and walk around on leashes
no i dont like to be spanked
no i (male) do
FRICKING TWINKS THEY ARE FRICKING EVERYWHERE
EVERYWHERE MAN EVERYWHERE!
the legion has eyes everywhere.
twink?
i want a woman to do this to me
YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DOMINATE WOMEN
NOT TO JOIN THEM
ill let you on a little secret, how about i do both?
perfectly balanced approach ruins joy from each side of the spectrum. if you dominate and then you get dominated your dopamine from both is net zero
gay
what's wrong with reciprocity
it takes the edge out from each side. if you dominate but you know you will be dominated later you lose the edge of feeling the absolute power and lead. and vice versa
many women have poor taste. they don't know that the REAL good shit is the pathetic mad scientist type
absolute and vast majority of women have fantastic taste. you just suck and youre a lonely incel
Daily reminder: You can't have sex with any companion in the game. Not a single main game dev of this game is in a relationship.
just like real life
Apparently Houses first line in the show leaked, thoughts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ENekber2uI
>Yes Man is going to use you as his wiener-sock
god i hope so
I meant that metaphorically, as in he's going to absolutely destroy you and enjoy it while he does so
I didn't mean it in the context of... whatever the frick is going on itt with this "fanart"
[Confirmed Bachelor] Are you sure about that?
It's funny how being gay/a bawd is actually optimal for NV
>I meant that metaphorically
This is what they stole from us.
Meh
That came out after NV you sperg, and you can blame Interplay for losing the source codes for 1,2 and Tactics
watch your mouth
In a perfect world, BGS Dallas would do HD Remakes of 1,2 and Tactics
Who?
I just wanted to defeat three armies, take all the money and frick off into the sunset. I don't give a damn about controlling Vegas.
If he had access to the technology, do you think house would transfer his mind into a synth body?
Certainly imo, probably his "girls" and maybe Victor too
The White Legs are so fricking moronic holy shit
>food preservation, tanning, even basic hunting and cooking seem beyond them
I really don't think a tribe like that would survive 200 years
>unstoppable machine god
And this is bad how?
Meatbag-run systems have always collapsed without exception.
A benevolent AI dictator is the only way to move forward.
Shut up Skynet
Don't care. The slavery and homosexuality WILL stop. The NCR WILL vacate my strip. Mr House WILL remain alive and helpless in my basement. Enjoy your nukes, gays.
>least deranger Independent supporter
sure, but I have a TARDIS.
>Yes Man is going to use you as his wiener-sock as soon as his assertiveness reprogramming is done
>He's in every system of every computer in New Vegas and you just handed him the time and resources he needs to become an unstoppable machine god
Cool, if that happens I'll go kill him and all the hobots.