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Is /tg/ a Githyanki or Githzerai board?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play video games so I haven't been tricked into caring about E.T. Elves.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't recognize one of the oldest evil races in D&D
      Looks like you don't play games at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also fricking hated 3rd edition so I didn't look at the dogshit splatbooks that did anything more than passingly mention the Astral Sea.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks Giths came from the 3rd edition.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Implying he thinks at all.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          20 years too late, gamelet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the current giths. That's just the same name for intellectual property reasons. Nice try.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is the dumbest and wrongest thing you've said yet. And that's really saying something.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The Githyanki haven’t changed at all since 1st edition. As far as I know their lore and depictions and so on are literally identical to what they were 45 years ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry I don't play games for homosexuals

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it's not an orc, an undead, a beholder, or a demon then I don't really care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both are fine. Githyanki come with plane shifting airships though, and that's pretty cool.

      They're engineered humans, not elves. Despite the pointy ears. And they don't act like elves. If they act like anything its planar hobgoblins.

      And everyone else has already pointed out that Ol' Gary stole them in 1979.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also fricking hated 3rd edition so I didn't look at the dogshit splatbooks that did anything more than passingly mention the Astral Sea.

      Oh boy did this not go well for you.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dwarf board.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

      Spotted the redditors

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dwarves are for troons

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Touching green pointy ears. Rubbing green pointy ears. Nibbling and licking green pointy ears.

    I think you can see my feelings on the matter.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are Gith who aren't Githzerai
    Makes me fricking sick to be tbh.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are terrible.

    The reason we see them so much is not because people like them or they're inherently cool or well designed, but because Gygax legally secured them as part of D&D's brand identity, meaning they're one of the few monsters that no one else could copy. They're pushed because there's a corporate mandate to push them, because putting them on or in products actually helps protect them.

    Every time I see them, I recognize that it's not creativity, good sense, or a genuine like for the races that brought them forward once again, but their presence is the result of some disgusting lawyer.

    They're ugly. They're dumb. Frick them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they were cool before 5e ruined them like they did everything else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that why we had Mind Flayers (also a unique property) in BG3?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        100% the reason.

        Well, to be fair, Mindflayers are not complete shit in terms of design, but I can guarantee that of all the 5000+ monsters that have existed in D&D, they decided to feature Mindflayers so prominently because they're on the short list of Brand Identity creatures.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mind Flayers are just Mi-Go that look like Cthulhu.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, Mi-Go that look like Cthulhu would be more conceptually complex than the Mind Flayers are. It's sort of an insult to the Mi-Go to compare them to Mind Flayers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Actually, Mi-Go that look like Cthulhu would be more conceptually complex than the Mind Flayers are. It's sort of an insult to the Mi-Go to compare them to Mind Flayers.

          Everything is derivative of everything. That's how society, culture, and the history of civilization works since way further back than we have written records for.

          >X is derivative of Y
          Isn't a knock on X.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Brought them forward?" The frick are you talking about? They're underdark monsters in Forgotten Realms. They're quazi-reptile degenerates in Dark Sun. They're marading pirates in Spelljammer. They're part of the Greyhawk cosmology and a standard in Planescape.

      Brought them forward from where? They've been a major monster in every edition of D&D since the mid 80s.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > They've been a major monster in every edition of D&D
        And why do you think they've been a major monster, moron?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >legally
      Boy howdy are you misinformed. If by legally you mean "stole them from Charles Stress, who as a teenager, couldn't afford a legal battle over it".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stross*. Fricking auto correct.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's a twist. It's not very accurate. That's how the magazine submissions worked. No one submitting was confused about that. Yeah TSR and Games Workshop had some bitterness, but Strauss intentionally submitted his Githyanki for publication under their trademark.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not according to Stross. The terms they had him agree to only granted them the right to publish his work in a single issue, without him forfeiting copyrights or granting any rights to future publication. They didn't actually own the copyright to sell it to Gygax.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's simply isn't how anything in zine culture worked, so I find it nearly impossible to believe. But maybe he was that genuinely naive at the time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, all I've got to go off of is a memory of some Charles Stress interview from like 20 years ago. And it doesn't show up in the first couple pages of search results, so I expect I would have to do some digging to find the actual article.

              But at the time he was certainly convinced they were legally still his, and that Wizards of the Coast were clearly as happy as he was to leave him to use them as he wished without legally challenging his claims.

              I have no idea what he used them for after the magazine though. I haven't read much of his stuff

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DELET

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's how mindflayers used to look? Damn, I kind of wish they had kept that. Also kind of wished they weren't nerfed from 3.5 when they had total BS stats and such that also made them monsters even without psionics.

      >Red dragonborn inherit fire resists are a blessing for romancing Karlach.

      Does the game actually acknowledge that if you romance her as a red dragonborn?

      I don't actually know, my DB tav was brass.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they were created by Charles Stross, who took their name from GRRM, makes them the most literary race since Elves.
    I've liked them since Planescape Torment, cause Dak'kon is a bro.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a custodes board.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather marry a thick, Amazon, orc tomboy than whatever that is.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is the difference?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Their religion.

      https://i.imgur.com/GndNFV8.jpeg

      Is /tg/ a Githyanki or Githzerai board?

      Githyanki. We are grogs here. Githyanki came first.

      I also fricking hated 3rd edition so I didn't look at the dogshit splatbooks that did anything more than passingly mention the Astral Sea.

      I don't play video games so I haven't been tricked into caring about E.T. Elves.

      Literally from 1979. If you played any edition of D&D prior to 4th, you wouldn't have any opportunity to not know this fact, because they're in every single campaign setting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Proper githyanki should have a hole for a nose, like Fallout Ghouls just like in the Fiend Folio.
        Frick all wippersnapper coomers that want to make them into waifus!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >variable
        >variable
        >variable
        wow what a useful stat block

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They did that in Fiend Folio, for monsters with classes - it was just a little to in-depth to condense in such a small entry. I've always wanted to stat-out a full Githyanki Anti-Paladin as a major villain.

          >always evil

          ZOMFG GITHYANKI SUCK THEY NEED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A CHOICE TO BE EVIL THEY ARE NOT MORAL ACTORS HACK WRITING!!11111

          Once-human slaves who, over countless generations, developed psychic powers to escape the clutches of their Mindflayer oppressors, led by their Lich-Queen? Clearly a Chaotic Good society. Especially when their queen says to one of her own, "Hey, you look powerful - lemme eat your soul."

          Also, the Fiend Folio rendition (Russ Nicholson) is the DEFINITIVE depiction of the race. The frog-faced, Grinch-looking designs are fruitier than Richard Simmons in a fricking orchard!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oh, wow, I thought they were a second edition addition.

        I walk a different path...

        Red dragonborn inherit fire resists are a blessing for romancing Karlach.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Red dragonborn inherit fire resists are a blessing for romancing Karlach.

          Does the game actually acknowledge that if you romance her as a red dragonborn?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No, neither wyll nor astarion acknowledge you being a baldarian noble if you pick that, so it's unlikely the game's that in-depth about things like that, also it's fire resistance, not immunity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              There's some reactivity for race/class/background. Admittedly, background tends not to come up as often as the first two - mostly it exists as a source of Inspiration.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >always evil

        ZOMFG GITHYANKI SUCK THEY NEED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE A CHOICE TO BE EVIL THEY ARE NOT MORAL ACTORS HACK WRITING!!11111

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Githyanki are cool, Githzerai are lame.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I walk a different path...

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever answer makes you angrier.
    Skub [rules/sucks], gay.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what these frickers are, but they're ugly as shit and therefore deserve to die.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. Secondary / zoomie casual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly
      Really? I find their inhuman appearance to be strangely charming, and find myself wondering how certain parts of their body taste.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one cares about the Gith.

    I will post this in every of your shitty threads until you have a nice day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if OP does kill himself but comes back as a ghost? Then what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then he will still be an astralBlack person just like he was before.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But as a ghost he will be able to post about Gith and it will be harder to get rid of him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thinaun works, man. Just stab 'im.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick do new D&D players ALWAYS gravitate towards Dragonborn? They're boring, ugly, and mechanically uninteresting, is it literally just Skyrim's fault for using the name in some slop normies remember?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Partly due to the novelty of being the most overtly fantastical race in a fantasy game, partly because Durge looks fricking cool.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guess there's no accounting for taste. That looks like random-bandit #148, but we put a moronic lizard head on it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I dunno. They're less interesting, stale photocopies of the dragonkin monster race from 2e and 3e.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The game is called Dungeons & DRAGONS. If I can't play at least one of these things, then what's the fricking point?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The game is called DUNGEONS & Dragons, when do I get to play as a dungeonborn?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Duergar and Svrifneblin are already playable.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Duergar are just Soviet dwarves, but without the sense of humor, though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick would you want to play as a dragon, or a homosexual dragon man when you could kill those reptilian fricks instead?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they were kind of cool when it was some mutant you transformed into as a reward from tiamat or whoever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because the entire rest of the line-up is the same human lookalikes everyone has seen forever and ever and media like cartoons, books, videogames and movies all favor having only humans or human looking characters as the main focus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because they get breath weapons and resistance to [insert element here] you dumbass. Neuron activation when they see "COOL DRAGON" and mechanical usefulness.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /tg/ has devolved into utter dogshit so its either a Dragonborn or Tiefling board. That said Githyanki are the superior species despite their problems and the Githzerai are just doomed to contemplate how far they can shove their heads up their asses in Limbo forever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Githzerai are just doomed to contemplate how far they can shove their heads up their asses in Limbo forever.
      So they're the actual fa/tg/uys.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /tg/ was always a Githzerai board.
    Githyanki simps and parasites should find no purchase here.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both are utterly stupid excuses for fantasy races. They have no part whatsoever in any coherent setting that isn't the full bucket of D&D slop.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno, ask /5eg/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People like you are the reason the soul of this board is being strangled to death by fricking generals.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wah wah why won't anyone take my shitpost Ganker thread seriously?!
        Make better threads next time, homosexual

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's an illithid board.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Githzerai. Githyanki are fricking dumb.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gith was perhaps the ultimate tomboy, across all planes and realities. Have you considered this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was also the dumbest motherfricker in the whole of the Astral Sea, who got eaten by Tiamat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure she just got enslaved by Tiamat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, b***h got eaten, and in exchange her species got red dragon mounts.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's just what Tiamat told Vlaakith so she wouldn't get nosy. Gith is alive and imprisoned in Dispater's iron tower.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If the prince was imprisoned, you know the queen was imprisoned or has some extraplanar multi-versal bs happening.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is there a difference? I just kill them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is a githzerai is most likely presented as a group of friendly NPCs helping you instead of enemies. Unless you mean you just randomly kill all the friendly NPCs too murder hobo style.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Unless you mean you just randomly kill all the friendly NPCs too murder hobo style.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I do not. No. I run / go for stronghold / faction sandbox games rather than dungeon crawlers. When I want a basic dungeon crawler I prefer vidya.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shardmind superiority.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shartmind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dare you to say that again.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dakkon is my homeboy. Githhomosexual can go get soul sucked by their queen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was waiting for someone to say his name.
      Sorely disappointed that it took this long.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was too busy updating my journal, anon.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    at what point did gith start looking so awful? the 2e reprint books?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /tg/ is an Illithid board

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like TV's She Hulk?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Feels more like squidface territory.

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