Is Kotaku right?
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yes
Yes.
yea whatever happened to e3 anyways? just dropped out of popularity?
ESA can't get their shit together.
i member.
>are_anime_breasts_aerodynamic
are they?
yes because their shape allow for laminar flow in the front and a trailing turbulent flow
but no if you include thr nipple as that would create flow separation
but if it's inverted nipple then I guess yes slightly since small dimples create small pockets of turbulent flow which improves aerodynamics to some extent
its a real and serious research paper anon.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid_Character
captcha ate my picture.
The companies made their own showcase events, then the show got cancelled during covid and never recovered
booth babes got cancelled
no point anymore
Underrated post
ironic so called feminists put women out of work, and a lot of booth babes enjoyed doing it
ESA, the company that runs it, had a major data leak around when covid started and E3 wasn't happening anyways. They handled it terribly and every company took the chance to bail on them.
Companies realized they don't need to pay ESA to have an event showcasing their new games, they can just do it themselves better and cheaper. I'm honestly surprised it took them that long to figure that out.
The boomers that liked having fun were replaced by money orientated israelites/gen x/millenials that are no fun allowed politically correct types or just straight up evil like the EA executive.
The EA CEO was out of a movie kino. Corporations should just be blatantly honest and dress as evil as possible.
The internet and streaming. You don't need to have a big event with all your competitors when you can have events dedicated to only your company for cheaper, multiple times per year. Nintendo directs cost way less and accomplish the same exact thing because everyone just watches them on twitch anyways
Irrelevant, especially in the age of digital media. I'd be extremely surprised if 2021 wasn't the last E3 ever.
it took the china flu for gaming companies to as realize they can just do it themselves and probably for less money vs paying ESA. also, cancelling booth babes pretty much killed E3 as a whole
No it didn't. Nintendo started doing their own streams years before covid. It just took the other companies too long to follow suit.
Remember when Nintendo in like 2013 dropped out of E3 to start doing their own livestreams and everyone mocked them for it?
They stopped doing press conferences, but they were at E3 in person every year with their own booth and demos.
Companies realized paying $8+ million for an apperance is pointless. Ironically, having your game at TGA is not only cheaper but also creates more exposure than E3 did.
I think TGA gets too much hate, they make some questionable choices, indie winner this year being a fricking joke this year for example, but are solid overall. With old style award shows you'd never see games like Sekiro, Elden Ring or BG3 receiving a GOTY. It'd always be some safe Western slop with huge marketing budget, even TGA was guilty of that in the first few years.
It's very obvious that the award show part of TGA is a farce, and it's primarily an advertising event.
Nintendo started doing their own thing, and a year later everyone copied them, then no one wanted to do it physically because it costed money.
I used to be involved with the E3 backend planning, it was a shitshow. They died because of that and covid
>no more booth babes
>for two years in the 2000s was just a "media and business summit"
>Nintendo pulled out in 2013, other companies followed suit
>data leak in 2019
>COVID
>most games suck anyway
Yes, the actual awards show part gets worse every year. Imagine if the Grammies just rattled off something like best rock album in a 30 second segment in-between advertisements for Taylor Swift's concert tour.
Nobody would watch this shit if there wasn't new game reveals.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but yes. Nobody cares about anything but the GOTY award, anyway
Who cares about the goty award besides the most mindless of drones?
Bet nobody can name the last 5 winners without looking up.
This board does apparently. Strange how Ganker hates game journalists but they all tune into this shit.
Only deranged fanboys desperate for validation care about the awards part. Even Ganker can get off twitter long enough to be interested in new game reveals.
Elden Ring won last year.
I think a Call of Duty game won it one year.
after that I need google.
>I think a Call of Duty game won it one year.
GOTY? At the game awards? No, that never happened.
CoD has been GoTW multiple time you disingenuous troony
CoD never won GotY at Geoff's show, you fricking moron. It never won GotY even as a general consensus.
As it turns out, hundreds of publications give out GOTY awards
It's almost like these things don't matter
>As it turns out, hundreds of publications give out GOTY awards
>>It never won GotY even as a general consensus
There is no "general consensus" you Black person. Stop religiously following GOTY shit
Except it was you cave dwelling neolith screeching moronic wiener goblin.
You can scream your falseflag lies all you want. We all know CoD has multiple GoTW awards
funny because 2020 TGA and vidya gaem awards had the same winner
I don't get why this is considered THE GOTY award when pretty much every gaming publication gives one out. But this one has celebrities, commercials and a shiny trophy so I guess that makes it better somehow.
>Strange how Ganker hates game journalists but they all tune into this shit.
It's no different than the threads that gloat about Metacritic scores.
>something that is clearly successful in terms of making money needs to be E3, an outdated, failed, relic of the past
E3? give me CES
Surprisingly yes.
I would argue that the game awards should die and go away just like E3 did.
Yes. For once.
Kotaku's always right. I'd rather see Phil Spencer on stage presenting Not Persona himself, while the audience laughs.
No, it should die with no replacement.
Get gassed Schrier.
>Wanting the Game Awards to last 3-4 days and have dozens of sets of unfunny developers lying to our faces
lmao no, E3 died for a reason
Yes, holy shit. People have been saying this forever. The awards are gay and obviously rigged. They always have been.
I just keep track of it to see which fans get mad
No E3 what an industry event, Game award is a game advert show.
>E3 wasn't a game advert show
Are you moronic? That was the whole point of the event.
Unironically yes. First time I've ever seen Kotaku write something smart.
Awards took up maybe 10% of the entire fricking show. Just drop the pretense and admit this is nothing more than a big advertising event for upcoming games. Nobody gives a shit about the awards anyway.
Let consolecuck manufacturers make their own event. I'll be sure to skip it so I don't have to see them shilling their next bricks and the exclusives they wrangled together to try and coerce me into buying them.
Or just bring E3 back instead of needlessly shitting on it and proclaiming its imminent death for over a decade prior.
Except the awards show is what E3 should've been, minus the homosexual awards.
>E3 should always have been hours of mobile ads
or get rid of the game awards and never bring e3 back. Yeah that's better.
TGA is such a fricking farce. here's a two and a half hour presentation that feels like six hours because of the relentless boring ads and also sponsorships that have nothing to do with gaming all so geoff can have a few stupid musical numbers and bribe reggie fils-amie into attending the shitshow. anyway glad you sat through all of this shit, now for twenty minutes of a single game winning 80% of the awards (only being nominated for the remaining 5% of categories because we couldn't find a way to shove the game into the other 15% of categories)
Please Wrap It Up
>kotaku
>right
Maybe they are like broken clock.
Geoff need to drop the act and realize people watch it only for new game announcements.
Kotaku is absolutely right here. Broken clock, etc etc. I don't know who won what and I don't give a shit, I just looked up the trailers after it was done. If they cut out the bullshit, I'd actually watch Geoff's show.
I wouldn't mind a couple musical performances or other vidya-related filler to pad out the show, but the awards absolutely have to go. Keep GOTY around if you must, even if it literally is auctioned off to the highest bidder and everyone knows it.
>in a few years late zoomers and gen alpha won't even know what E3 is
I’m a WW II boomer and I don’t even know what it is. The grandkids talk about it now and then though.
The main problem is that zoomers/gen alpha don't care about shit that isn't Fortnite or Roblox. They don't want new games they want funbucks to buy stuff in Fortnite/Roblox.
Look at that ESA survey they did for this holiday.
Yes, ESA does things besides E3.
After mutliple generations, corporations finally manged to mold zoomers into the perfect consoomer generation. They will unquestioningly accept predatory business models, subscription fees, and never actually owning anything.
(You) let this happen, Ganker. Why didn't you stop it?
I've been making fun of genshitters and everybody else trying to push gachashit as legit vidya. What have you been doing?
am i responsible for how moron parents educate their children with iphones now?
Because I want the west to burn. Exciting isn't it?
No one on here is part of the problem. I volunteer with middle school kids, and parents in their upper 30s to early 50s right now are the parents of the kids being mentioned. And of those, there are some that are video-game savvy and guide their kids towards real games that aren't just microtransaction-laden shells. But that's difficult and seems counter-intuitive to a lot of parents.
>Why would I want to buy them new games every year? I can just give them ten bucks to spend on Fortnite, Overwatch, Roblox, or Rocket League and they're over the moon about it. Plus, I don't have to check out whatever new game and make sure it's age-appropriate. Why should I be upset they're spending less of my money?
They don't understand because most of them don't play games themselves. Or if they do, they played things like Farmville and the odd game of Mario Kart with their friends. Some of them may have even played CoD or Halo, or FIFA, and they're willing to shell out for an online subscription because of it.
None of that sounds like posters on here, because it's not. Most people really are "normalgays", and that's what it looks like.
what a shame. E3 was SOUL and i even considering going to one in person years ago.
I agree with this. The literal only reason to watch the TGAs is for the announcements and trailers. Everything else can be cut, which saves time, saves money, and increase watch time since nobody is going to feel the need to do something else when the "awards" part comes up. Leave the awards shit to DICE and Golden Joystick.
Funniest was when they were just giving awards one after another without hardly even introducing them and after that they spent showing off trailers for games no one cares about.
I hate awards shows. I would not be opposed to a simple winter showcase of upcoming video games. Remove the awards element and the whole thing becomes much more palatable for me.
I find it hard to believe that Kotaku is right about something.
I can't believe I'm saying this but yes. I didn't give a frick about the awards.
Yes, for once. Mayne they might have had more to talk about if there was anything this year besides BG3 but TGA was more trailers than it was actual awards.
Obviously not, and you have to be ignorant as frick about E3 or moronic to say this
E3 lasts 3 fricking days, and was a in person hands-on expo for Devs to show investors and journos what they were making. This is the a 3 hour oscars gala but game devs pay them for the advertising block instead of random advertisers
>2024 adds a Best Journalist category
>why the vgas are more important than ever
Don't they already have like a best youtuber or some other doesn't-involve-any-actual-talent-or-technical-skill award?
Kek, if they made it best journalist company and not single journo, and made it a public vote, Geoff might actually raise the standards of gaming journalism
Honestly Geoff is the best vidya journalist. Just gimme the (shitty) video games I don't give a frick about anything else
Kotaku is never right.
No one has ever cared about the award aspect, aside from shitposting reasons. So yeah, they could easily just turn it into a showcase for game announcements and downplay the award aspect.
I can't believe kotaku still exists
No, it needs to stop having game announcements so it can fade into obscurity
They should be doing an awards show luncheon thing where it's just awards and dev speeches and a stream if anyone wants to watch, then later that same night do the big show with lots of trailers. Just put in videos of specific moments from dev speeches, and maybe save game of the year for the show.
Just drop the intro and acceptance speeches. You can keep the awards if they just breeze through them like they do for the lesser awards. The speeches are what drags it out and what nobody gives a frick about.
Yes, for once they are right.
Yes, the pacing of the entire show for years now suck massive dick, they can’t give all the awards on stage and they RUSH OUT THEIR GOTY WINNERS SPEECH
Like yes I understand the trailers and reveals pay the bills but frick off Geoff your show sucks every single year. Nothing has room to breath
Yes especially if last night is anything to go by, they started playing people off as short as 30 seconds in during what should be the biggest moment of their career but he's willing to gay it up with Kojima for 10 minutes straight.
Yeah, at the least I feel like certain awards like GOTY should get a little bit more time. The winners didn't really get to actually enjoy winning, they had to make room for unfunny celebrity ramblings and ads.
Though I wonder if they kept the speeches short too to reduce the chances of someone running on stage.
This is just because Kotaku wants a big game convention they can churn out a bunch of shit articles about.
For once ever, I agree with Kotaku.
They should definitely keep the awards cause they’re a good way for the community to chime in on best games, but they definitely need to bring back companies coming on stage to showcase their games and their future in general, i would rather listen to phil or kojima or neil cuckman come on stage and discuss their game(s) than shitty actors
>"""journalists""" pre-selecting games to nominate is a good way for the community to chime in
They need to drop the awards and wank and speech garbage
Kotaku made a sensible post, what the frick happened?
For once, yes
The game awards would be much better if it was less about recognizing winners of categories and instead more anout the ritualistic, inhumane, humiliation of the loser nominees.
Like BG3 fans should have been allowed to spit on and beat Alan Wake 2 fans in front of the cameras.
It is the fricking americans fault, they watch twitch and moronic streamers
Bring back Spaceworld
No. E3 is dead for a reason.
The Game Awards is the game awards and it should stay that way. Don't switch up the formula.
>shits out 10 "awards" in 30 seconds without actually presenting anything to anyone
>punts the winners they do have up back off the stage in 5 seconds
>plays 20 ads for Fortnitee
Just make it a glorified talk show instead where they show new shit between quick interviews, nobody wants to be "rewarded" for making a game with anything except money and maybe connections like Kojima does it
I mean that would be nice but it is nice to have something that celebrates the hard work of the devs, even if I don't personally care that much.
Yes. This has been the common opinion on Ganker for years. No one cares about the awards except for trolling rights, we all are just here for the announcements and trailers.
But geoff will do anything for corporate money.
Yeah obviously. Feels bad ngl watching those devs almost choking up doing their speech then get suddenly cut off.
Kind of invalidates their work.
>I'd like to dedicate this to my coworker who passed away during devel-*LOUD MUSIC AND APPLAUSE*
how so? the same shit happens at the Oscars, this obviously wasn't a surprise to them, they were almost certainly told how long they were going to be allowed to give a speech
I'm not up for sob speeches but this time it really was too short.
>do funny bit at the start of the show with Kratos being played off in 5 seconds and calling Geoff a motherfricker
>it's not actually a bit and everyone gets played off that fast
Yeah they should drop the title and rebrand it as Winter Game Fest. This industry does not deserve any awards nor respect
the awards themselves is such an afterthought.
It's really funny that they try to put on a "oscars" for videogames disguise and then have no finesse in the actual award part of the show
E3 should be a tradeshow for investors and the press to see how the industry is progressing. How is an awards presentation a replacement for that?
Oh yeah great idea. Expose people to the wonders of video game development with all the behind the scenes blue haired ham planets, sheboons, soilent mutated she-men, cucks, virtue signaling harpies, trannies running amuck, homosexuals abound.
Great idea.
No. They need to keep up the pretense of a game awards show so companies actually feel a need to show up and prepare trailers or whatnot.
If they dropped the awards segment, I bet we wouldn't be getting nearly as many premieres, since most major devs already caught on that they could release promo materials and reveal showcases in their own streams, without having to share a stage.
Why would companies show up to an award show where the winner has been decided months before the actual event? They all knew months ago who was going to “win.”
Your point makes no sense.
I'm genuinely wondering what's being showed on the floor on that event.
Like, is fricking Anthony Mackie and Timothee Chalamet just sitting on the front row fricking being shown trailers for fricking Honkai Star Rail and Clash of Clans and Lego Fortnite?
Every year I wonder how Geoff can do this with a straight face.
It'd be fricking one thing if they were being show E3 stage show style, big cinematic trailers or demos, but half of the trailers shown aren't even presented like big fancy trailers, they're cut like straight up preroll ads.
>companies actually feel a need to show up
Geoff already runs SGF, they don't need any more reason than the fact that he runs that shit.
The only company with enough groundswell to just drop a trailer on their own without any fanfare and actually get noticed is Rockstar. The vast majority of publishers don't get to do that, even other AAA publishers.
And Geoff setting up a "winter's game fest" would be an even smaller event. It'd be just him in a studio in front of a greenscreen with a small production staff, and maybe a warehouse setup with some booths for demos, and sitting setups for interviews for press people and devs.
You guys keep forgetting one big detail: The Game Awards is a MUCH smaller event than even the earliest E3s.
E3s had a ground floor, stands, thousands of people. Companies had to prepare demos, merchandise, stands, hire people to work on booths. And the staff had to organize that nightmare.
TGA is literally just a gala stage and a band, most of the work is done by a small team that talks to studios throughout the year to arrange their presence in the event. But still, they don't even begin physically preparing for the event until a couple of weeks before. The thing gets rehearsed like a few times the week before.
Companies were no longer willing to put up with the work and costs of going to E3, but going to TGA is literally just preparing a trailer and giving paid tickets to the big bosses. Hell yeah, they're the ones getting exposition, barely get any work and a free trip, of course they'd approve of it.
no the big 3 just needs to do their digital events and cut all the cringe shit out
Broken clock right once a decade
It's time for him to step down, so a woman of color can shine.
E3 was unironically better.
It pretty much is E3.
The same shitty reveals just with a pointless award tacked onto it
Considering they're not overbooked with so many commercials and sponsors and trailers that they have to shotgun through categories that should get some pomp like "Best RPG", yeah it's either time to just drop the award show shtick entirely, or break it into two events: one for trailers/ads and the other an actual awards show.
kotaku is never right
Shit. I meant
>is always right
My stupid fat fingers (or maybe it’s the HRT)
No, since E3 actually had decent game reveals from time to time. This year's Game Awards had not a single game that I was even remotely interested in, and last year was nearly as lacklustre.