>is not a bird. >can learn Brave Bird

>is not a bird
>can learn Brave Bird
Explain this shit.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because bats are bi--
    >Eagle swoops in from my window and grabs me
    AIIIEEEEEEE!
    >The eagle takes me to its nest and starts pulling me apart with its beak and talons, its chicks going absolutely wild on my bones and organs
    P-please... Stop...
    >A bigger eagle swoops in and grabs the still intact parts of my body, sinew and blood spilling out of me like candy from a party pinata
    AIIIEEEEEEE!
    >The eagle brings me to a cave with a group of other eagles hanging out and eating people, bodies everywhere
    No! S-stop!
    >The eagles aren't listening and now all of them are picking at my bones and organs. One eagle who is the boss comes out of nowhere and doesn't start eating me, he looks sad
    Oh, thank God! Please h--
    >He starts eating me
    AIIIEEEEEEE!
    >The eagles are done eating me and discard me into the body and skeleton pile. Then I turn on my favorite game, Pokemon Black for the Nintendo DS, and I'm feeling good!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      schizoanon, what the frick?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bird/Poison

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poison/bird.
      Bird is a secondary type.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying bats are birds

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bats are mammalian birds. Like how an echidna is a bird mammalian.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is not a bird
    >can learn Brave Bird
    Explain this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >has wings
      >weak to flying

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cloud that dragons
    >can learn brave bird
    Explain this shit.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sky Attack is called "God Bird" in Japanese and not all of its users are birds either.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'd have to be pretty brave to be a bat and call yourself a bird tbh

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The downgrade tho

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is brave bird if not just flying into the enemy really fast?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the reason that Mirror Move is a flying-type move was lost in translation for literally no reason

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s a bat that can breed with birds so that the bat children get brave birds

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yanmega can’t learn fly despite canonically being able to lift a human with its legs
    >crobat can somehow learn fly despite having no limbs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're type-ist against flying bugs
      this is real

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's brave like a bird, dur...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't realized it before

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is a bird
    >cannot learn Brave Bird
    not even KANTOOOOOOOOOOO privilege could save it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not brave enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FEARow
      >can't learn BRAVE bird
      Checks out

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what makes him so brave. And stunning, even.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "flying" type is basically an amalgamation of wind and bird attributes

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