Because bats are bi-- >Eagle swoops in from my window and grabs me
AIIIEEEEEEE! >The eagle takes me to its nest and starts pulling me apart with its beak and talons, its chicks going absolutely wild on my bones and organs
P-please... Stop... >A bigger eagle swoops in and grabs the still intact parts of my body, sinew and blood spilling out of me like candy from a party pinata
AIIIEEEEEEE! >The eagle brings me to a cave with a group of other eagles hanging out and eating people, bodies everywhere
No! S-stop! >The eagles aren't listening and now all of them are picking at my bones and organs. One eagle who is the boss comes out of nowhere and doesn't start eating me, he looks sad
Oh, thank God! Please h-- >He starts eating me
AIIIEEEEEEE! >The eagles are done eating me and discard me into the body and skeleton pile. Then I turn on my favorite game, Pokemon Black for the Nintendo DS, and I'm feeling good!
Because bats are bi--
>Eagle swoops in from my window and grabs me
AIIIEEEEEEE!
>The eagle takes me to its nest and starts pulling me apart with its beak and talons, its chicks going absolutely wild on my bones and organs
P-please... Stop...
>A bigger eagle swoops in and grabs the still intact parts of my body, sinew and blood spilling out of me like candy from a party pinata
AIIIEEEEEEE!
>The eagle brings me to a cave with a group of other eagles hanging out and eating people, bodies everywhere
No! S-stop!
>The eagles aren't listening and now all of them are picking at my bones and organs. One eagle who is the boss comes out of nowhere and doesn't start eating me, he looks sad
Oh, thank God! Please h--
>He starts eating me
AIIIEEEEEEE!
>The eagles are done eating me and discard me into the body and skeleton pile. Then I turn on my favorite game, Pokemon Black for the Nintendo DS, and I'm feeling good!
schizoanon, what the frick?
Bird/Poison
Poison/bird.
Bird is a secondary type.
>implying bats are birds
Bats are mammalian birds. Like how an echidna is a bird mammalian.
what the frick
>is not a bird
>can learn Brave Bird
Explain this shit.
>has wings
>weak to flying
>cloud that dragons
>can learn brave bird
Explain this shit.
Sky Attack is called "God Bird" in Japanese and not all of its users are birds either.
You'd have to be pretty brave to be a bat and call yourself a bird tbh
The downgrade tho
What is brave bird if not just flying into the enemy really fast?
>the reason that Mirror Move is a flying-type move was lost in translation for literally no reason
it’s a bat that can breed with birds so that the bat children get brave birds
>yanmega can’t learn fly despite canonically being able to lift a human with its legs
>crobat can somehow learn fly despite having no limbs
they're type-ist against flying bugs
this is real
Because it's brave like a bird, dur...
Haven't realized it before
>is a bird
>cannot learn Brave Bird
not even KANTOOOOOOOOOOO privilege could save it
it's not brave enough
>FEARow
>can't learn BRAVE bird
Checks out
That's what makes him so brave. And stunning, even.
"flying" type is basically an amalgamation of wind and bird attributes