>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
Is there a more obviously paid shill than Joe "suddenly has all the Pokedex on his site" Merrick?
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>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
Is there a more obviously paid shill than Joe "suddenly has all the Pokedex on his site" Merrick?
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I'd rather the bugs go in Joes ass rather than the game itself
underrated
How can he just lie like that? There's tons of videos that prove him wrong. Is he really THAT pompous?
He has to lie because TPC is keeping tabs on him. He's getting perks and paid to shill. If he doesn't, he's immediately cut off from them.
This is pretty much common knowledge at this point.
Leftists are used to openly lying and gaslighting people and backing it up with censorship when called out. Of course it was going to bleed into absolutely every aspect of everything you care about sooner rather than later. They will literally claim the sky is falling and that black is white and men are women, then pretend normal people who notice are the crazy ones.
How do I know OP homosexual is a leftist? I can tell with 1000000% accuracy just from glancing at his typing style. Only they do this.
Gradually, I began to hate them.
>Leftists are used to openly lying and gaslighting people and backing it up with censorship when called out
eee hard mode; what right wings did in past 50 years to improve our livinghood? Because every time I saw them they only manage to do moronic shit and get fired in elections
Doing nothing is literally better than governments constant trying to inject themselves into every aspect of our lives
Cheaper homes and occasional tax cuts (50% chance they raise or lower it). Cutting down on crime unless it's drugs. Detroit, Chicago, etc are still shitholes for a reason.
That's why he hides behind "but I didn't experience any of that"
Nobody buys it, but it gives him a shield against claims of lying.
>How can he just lie like that?
>"but I didn't experience any of that"
He's not lying for the same reason I can say I didn't experience most of those hardware specific problems - we both played on emulator.
He's not that off the mark. I have a feeling that most of those are from emulators
If it has coop play it isn't emu
Yeah the draw distance is ass but people are acting like the game is buggy as hell
Mos5tof these bug videos are from coop play, so it's not emu.
why can't it be emu?
Doubt it.
They aren't buggy as hell
Epic shilling bro
Yeah you're right, I guess I'm not falling through the ground then.
You probably didn't or on an emulator
I'm on hardware, launch switch.
You're pathetic
Sure thing
emulators can play online (thought just on switch lan mode, not on nintendo's servers)
The game is buggy as gell. It's dogshit and unacceptable.
It fricking is. I never experienced any bug in previous pokemon games but as of now I've experienced like 4 or 5 in SV. Shit from the ride pokemon getting stuck, camera going full moron, shit disappearing right in front of me (I lost a terra pokemon to that just now, frick this shit) and other stuff.
>from the ride pokemon getting stuck, camera going full moron
Shit like that is bearable but
>shit disappearing right in front of me (I lost a terra pokemon to that just now, frick this shit
Is inexcusable
You never played gen 1 then. Those were buggy.
>a game 25 years later should be as buggy
Not a good look
Gen 1 is not buggy the way this mess of a game.
My game crashed just from walking into Lono's gym
Cope harder zoomer
Stop playing on emulator
Are you really this delusional? I'm on a Day 1 Switch.
Hop on any other social media site and you can see normies falling through the map you mongoloid.
https://twitter.com/KrakenMare77/status/1593493690366189568
I did. Most of the popular bugs need very specific triggers. And you are still comparing a gameboy game, written in assembly by hand to a modern game with all the tools they have in the world + 100x the budget.
Game Freak literally was a small indie studio at that time. It's fricking 2022 and they are working on an anticipated title in the most profitable franchise in history, this is as poor of a comparison as could ever be made.
https://vocaroo.com/1l9nzQQjFQll
Kek I imagine his voice liks this except louder and more shriekey.
his voice is already known because he record to YouTube channel
https://vocaroo.com/OGYWuAOBiF
I think this can be synced pretty well with hitler in the fall.
>The fricking Kricketune noises
Gets me every time
simply epic
>https://vocaroo.com/1l9nzQQjFQll
PREAZ UNDASTANDO
FAKE! That's not Joe's voice
Did he died?
>fantastic game so far
He says as if there's still a big chunck of the game left.
>roll on postgame
WHAT POST GAME!?
Follow him on twitter for updates
Because rematching Gym Leaders is enough post game content
>"I have successfully counted how many steps it takes to go from one side of Paldea to the other."
But he said he's not a shill
>"suddenly has all the Pokedex on his site"
What is "drafting"?
Joe just jumped on the leak bandwagon and only published the information when it was confirmed real.
I agree with him here. People keep clipping these webms of ridiculous shit happening, like falling out of bounds or seizure patterns on the screen, and I've just not seen any of it. Also people are way overexaggerating how bad the framerate is. I keep seeing people saying the game only runs at 10 FPS which is blatantly untrue.
Hi joe
The same thing happened with Sword and Shield.
>People using cheat codes to force shiny encounter with mon you can't catch yet
>Video of console being bricked
Never saw this before nat dex so I assume it's assmad autism mixed with some legit bugs
>he hasn't watched moron-kun play the game
Go back.
the problem with you morons is that you give attention to people who deserve to be irrelevant
and thats how they become relevant
It took reetardcun 21 hours to beat the game with no sleep, how is this tweet 7 hours ago mista meriku.
I literally had the game become white and black for a few frames for no reason
Is this game fricking killing my switch? I would share the webm but I'm on the wagie cage
No, you're lying
You're just a hater
Yes, I am a hater
Game still freaked out though
>Say the line joe
This new pokemon game is now the best pokemon game, buy it and use my website
>Yay.
Of course he isn't seeing the bugs, they are all in his ass.
BUGS IN ANUS
He beat it in one day? Sad
it's impossible, we had livestream that last for 21h non stop
He's been playing since the leak.
I kinda feel bad for him. He built his entire life around this series and he will never be able to truly accept that it was for nothing. God damn.
I'm about 8 hours in. I've had some frame drops and lighting bugs, but besides that I haven't encountered any of the 'gamebreaking' shit yet. Does it exist? Probably, yeah. Is it frequent? Not at all.
It's still unacceptable for the price it's being sold for and the prestige of the brand it's released under. I'm fine with a bit of jank in an indie game, but an AAA game from the world's most profitable franchise? Come on.
>>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
Okay.
Can you post where he said that? Because In the post you screenshotted he didn't say it didn't happen. He just said he didn't experience it.
He doesn’t follow Japanese twitter. They’re been posting videos of the bugs all morning
twitter()com/namaashibikyaku/status/1593299849407090691?s=46&t=zd2WPap84O_upkfE9G5O2g
>roll on postgame
oh no no
he will have a lot of fun with the one-off gym rematches and not-elite 4
He'll still defend it anyway
I unironically liked the post-game. If you finish school you get more background on the characters, you can't re-rematch gym leaders but you can the Team Star ones and the Tournament is better than playing the same 5 people over and over, at least has some variety. Also many people do not captured the 4 legendaries during game so that's post game for them.
You do realize he's biased as frick right?
*based
*baked
Jesus Christ no wonder this guy stutters his speech.
>It didn't happen to me, so it didn't happen
Did you expect an inteligent argument from someone thats mentally twelve?
I will say, in deference to moe jerrick, if you think handing the games off to another developer who feels no ownership of the franchise is going to get you your 3D jrpg battle simulator with all the mons in you've legitimately lost your mind. Even if everything in this tweet is a lie the end result is the same.
That's what merrick does. Says shit only a few people have said and tries to paint everyone with the same brush.
Insuniating that the games is in this state without time or budget constraints puts it into an even worse spot, bravo mistah Merricku
>No TPC isn't time constraining Game Freak.
How the frick can someone actually say this when they released TWO fricking Switch RPGs in the SAME GODDAMN YEAR??? Holy shit he has to know this is a bold faced lie.
A team and b team
I got T posing students right at the start.
Right after it explains the school and the kids flock to the teachers, they T posed as it faded to black.
It's just a zoomer thing, chill.
T posing is zoomer?
day 3 patch will fix it
>day 3
Next patch is gonna be day 30 at least.
>I-it didn't happen to me so it's a nothingburger
but the game runs at 15-25 fps most of the time
also
>postgame
what postgame? there's no battle facility it's just catching legends and paradox forms.
>no gym leader or e4 rematch
>no battle facility
Its okay that it runs at 25fps, Joe played Assassins Creed 2 on his xbox 360.
Joe shits on any game not made by GF. I really hope that angloid gets his shit kicked in. Ugly goblin shouldn't reproduce
The sad thing Joe has enough influence he could rally the community to keep demanding GF stop with these half ass games. I fricking hate how it’s always people with the most influence who spread the dumbest opinions
hes obviously lying theres no way he would notice dips of down to like 15fps theyre so fricking obvious, that forest area with the paint trees and the dragon lake are awful
I only play docked but haven't seen any real issues besides some wall clipping
>Roll on postgame
>1 Pokemon, 8 battles
Enjoy.
Thus is from emulator
>1920x1080
can confirm
Switch screenshots are 1080p too
>drive focus on all the extreme glitches and model issues
>this way you can pretend it doesn't run at sub 20fps
Why are people like this?
>can pretend
Are you fricking moronic? there is plenty videos full of evidences that in most cases this game shits itself
Ate you fricking moronic? Read again.
I just got a seizure inducing blinking while playing this game.
Like who are people who try to defend this game? It freaks out even during battle for no good reason
It doesn't.
yes it does, some nips got stuck in battle with their pokemon spinning around after declaring an attack
Emulator
like frick off moron, nips are not poor gays to do this
Shills are inherently dishonest
https://twitter.com/TsukimiHinata/status/1593674701024686080?s=20&t=00YqSxHXcXQSBfwp0YUGbw
Ehhh
Literally why is anyone surprised about Serebii being a shill? It's literally his livelihood, why would you expect him to say anything bad about the thing that feeds him?
If you don't like his conduct, let this be a lesson for the 95% of you here who are underage to stay in school and build actual careers. If Pokemon disappears what's Joe going to do? He can't move on to a new franchise, his personal brand is too tied to Pokemon. What's he going to get hired as? serebii.net is basically a site from two decades ago so it sure is frick isn't anything related to the technical aspect of websites. Is he good at engaging consumers? You already know the answer to that.
For a fun little thought experiment, imagine you're Joe from around the beginning of Gen 4, late 2006. Diamond and Pearl have released in Japanese. The internet is taking off, and more and more people visit your site every day for info on the latest Pokemon games. You may very well have a shot of doing your dream job, making money by operating a Pokemon fansite. But how do you do that and not end up in this limbo of being inexorably tied to the brand while not actually being a part of it at Nintendo? What if Pokemon fades away? How do you hedge your bets?
You spent enough time to write multiple paragraphs to defend a shill.
Reevaluate your life
Reevaluate your reading comprehension
You're coming at people criticizing Joe. There are 2 sides here and you chose Joe's.
If he really wanted to secure making money off Pokemon flourishing then he would criticize it instead of going on full damage control like a shill.
he wasn't defending, just explaining why joe is the way he is
Are you moronic or just pretending to be moronic?
I feel like Serebii would be just as if not more popular if Joe actually criticized the series. He comes off as a shill to everyone and it genuinely hurts his brand and image. People don't like phonies. It's built in our evolutionary biology to despise fake people, and Joe's attempts at defending this game are fake and patronizing to everyone. I feel like if Serebii had actual cheeky criticisms of these games people would love it.
He does criticise the series, so long as its a Niantic game.
He's just always been an embarrassing moron, it's funny
Pretending like you're some important news outlet while simultaneously thinking the gen 5 anti-piracy measure was part of a tutorial is legitimately hilarious
He calls himself a journalist all the time it’s hilarious
Look at my franchise dawg
Not only are they too lazy to program shit, now they're too stupid to check the shit they did program
>Latinxgays who can't afford the game are seething at based Joe again
LMAOing @ their third world lives