it is time to discuss the greatest zombie survival game ever released

it is time to discuss the greatest zombie survival game ever released

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just installed it, any tips for first timer? Im playing solo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't run, sneak around the zombies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get a gun ASAP and stop using melee at all. Guns are just better. Melee sucks in this game.
      Use guns only for every enconter.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you got bored then try some multiplayer servers with fresh wipe, i had 200+hr in this game and i only played 5hr solo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Multiplayer is the only upside of Zomboid, and it turns kind of into a zombie-themed Sims game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      always be sneaking
      beta blockers are underrated
      space bar is your best friend when fighting zombies
      pick a home base as soon as you start and work on clearing the surrounding area and stocking your base
      take traits like smoker, underweight, and fear of blood so you can take traits like strong and athletic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      turn off zombie respawn or adjust the zombie spawns to seen cells to like a week or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2nd floor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      play with mods, i'm not even joking

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Released
    What universe are you living in, we're 8 years late on NPCs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you smoking? i can buy it and play it right now with thousands of mods available to download.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CDDA.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      let's discuss CDDA

      >favourite weapon?
      >favourite start?
      >bionics or mutations?

      Based CDDA enjoyers. Zomboid plebes would never survive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zomboid plebes would never survive.
        You're right, I'd die of fricking boredom after about an hour because CDDA has ludicrously bad scaling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Both these games are shit because the devs artistically focus on feature creep than actually making them fun.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Filtered.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greatest? maybe.
    Actually good? No.

    Id vote dying light 1 as best zombie survival game if it wasnt for the abysmal narrative.
    Unfortunate for dying light 2 it just got worse in every way.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dying Light 2 is worse
      How so, I was under the impression that the gameplay remained top notch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you play both games?
        Theres so many points to discuss how its worse, but there are some major ones.
        Physics in 2 are just so much more forgiving and *gamey*. Infected are now parkour legends with their own invisible walls to protect them from fall damage and their own inertia.
        Parkour suffers from the physics gamification as much as infected. "floaty" is often the word used to describe it as you seemingly defy the worlds physics when convenient. Instead of fleshing it out they went with typical para-glider nonsense.
        Zombies themselves have been made far less dense, half are sleeping, and what remains of in world waking infected are cut with variants every few square meters that completely undermine what makes them special.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was planning on getting 2 on a sale since I heard they improved the game substantially through patches.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Improved since release no doubt, but the game is still worse than 1.
            Just pirate it and play with all the DLC gear.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's discuss CDDA

    >favourite weapon?
    >favourite start?
    >bionics or mutations?

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the greatest zombie survival game ever released
    The game is chronically unfinished. There is quite literally nothing to do after you have established a base, except maybe farm for perpetuity. There are no NPCs, no quests, no end game and no challenges other deliberately endangering yourself for some lols. It is barebones as frick and will probably never be finished, because the developers are greedy and lazy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its quite literally insane. There are numerous features that need to be fixed and fleshed out and the devs decide that being able to mix soda and sugar in a bottle is far more important. Madness. Meanwhile zombies have not received a substantial update in a long forever or things like sneaking being left to rot. Weekly blogs became biweekly to monthly. At this point, theyre going to switch to bimonthly blogs because writing a couple of paragraphs takes all day apparently and really really stresses out the team :'(

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are so many moronic things in it that are inconvenient. Adding all those features for immersion and realism doesn't matter when the game is not fun to play. The dev didn't prioritize his pipeline properly that is why it will be never finished. The game has fundamental issues as some other anons already pointed out. There is no incentive to make players use all these features since the game doesn't have quests, real challenges, no npcs etc etc. It's an inflated balloon that is about to pop up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its quite literally insane. There are numerous features that need to be fixed and fleshed out and the devs decide that being able to mix soda and sugar in a bottle is far more important. Madness. Meanwhile zombies have not received a substantial update in a long forever or things like sneaking being left to rot. Weekly blogs became biweekly to monthly. At this point, theyre going to switch to bimonthly blogs because writing a couple of paragraphs takes all day apparently and really really stresses out the team :'(

      As is the way with all EA games.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea thats why i only really play multiplayer or modded maps now.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty great on realism and scavenging, I just wish the combat was a bit more fun, maybe it's better that it isn't great, so it doesn't pull attention from the sneaky survival type of gameplay. Whiffing hits for no reason, multi-hit being default off for every weapon is kinda silly in a horde game. and Sprinters are just insane, if you attract 2 of them it's like a 95% chance of death. It's been a fun 100 hours or so, but I don't really see myself coming back until a big update.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's pretty great on realism
      >your character cant even die on sub 100 temps and a mod is needed to fix this
      lmao

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >run into house
    >grab all silverware
    >put it in the microwave
    >turn it on at max setting
    >come back a few hours later and the house is burnt down

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried playing it and it just seems kinda lame tbh

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised deck was able to run zomboid with 100+ mods on multiplayer.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >autism sim the game
    nope

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game would actually improve if it was autism sim. All the features of the game look complex but are very shallow and surface level. The only feature that will be autism sim will be the crafting shit coming in b42.

    • 3 months ago
      Santa Claus

      >autism sim the game
      Sounds fun

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autism sim
      You can't even build your own deathmobile or become a cyborg how can it be an autism sim.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >build your own deathmobile or become a cyborg
        there's probably 10 different workshop mods that do these things

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not to the scope of CDDA tho

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >build your own deathmobile or become a cyborg
        there's probably 10 different workshop mods that do these things

        not to the scope of CDDA tho

        CDDA looks like this.

        Not the fun kind of autism.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He's too moronic to use tilesets
            >He's too moronic to adapt to ASCII
            No helping plebes.

            It's lame.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Typical low IQ response.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He's too moronic to use tilesets
          >He's too moronic to adapt to ASCII
          No helping plebes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >readable at a glance
          What’s the problem?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they made any progress in what? The last 2 or 3 years?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't play ASCII games you are basically subhuman.

    Sorry, I don't make the rules!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not the fun kind of autism.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Autism
        It's an IQ test anon. You don't need to be autistic to play ASCII games. You need to not be moronic and to have a moderate capacity for pattern recognition and memory.

        Even so, there are plenty of rich tilesets for CDDA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You don't need to be autistic to play ASCII games.
          You kinda do since a person's time is finite and normies would rather play games without a high learning curve that immediately reward them with actual graphics

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You realise asperger's syndrome is a real disorder?

            I learned to play ASCII games while playing ADOM in a DOS window during a summer internship. You are simply a dummy.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >i am dumb just because i am not intuitively leaning towards interests with repetitive patterns
              You sperg moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes you are dumb.

                It's not "any kind of learning curve" that's the problem, it's that in the eyes of most people ASCII games don't even meet the threshold in terms of graphics to even be considered a game, so they don't bother when there's plenty to choose from. I'm not above playing ugly eurojank, and I even sunk 200+ hours into Kenshi, but even I have standards.

                You too

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes you are dumb.
                You are euphoric

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kenshi is barely a flex these days. It peters out unless you love badly micromanaging your base. Playing as a gigachad gets similarly boring. Slave start is best start.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kenshi is barely a flex these days.
                I have more than double your playtime, dude.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I had probably about 50 hours clocked before I bought the game, but that's still not a flex.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Posting Starfield playtime
                Oh no no no no no no no no no

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a Star Trek nerd, sue me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a Star Trek nerd, sue me.

                >ASCII games filter starslop connoisseurs
                as if there was any more argument needed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Starfield was an anomaly, I swear.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >230 hours of bear fricking
                bawd

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's too late anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Posting Starfield playtime
                Oh no no no no no no no no no

                Not a good look anon.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you play games with any kind of learning curve you are autistic
            Brown hands typed this post

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not "any kind of learning curve" that's the problem, it's that in the eyes of most people ASCII games don't even meet the threshold in terms of graphics to even be considered a game, so they don't bother when there's plenty to choose from. I'm not above playing ugly eurojank, and I even sunk 200+ hours into Kenshi, but even I have standards.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You realise asperger's syndrome is a real disorder?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >artificial restrictions on what you can do
    >artificial difficulty
    >woe is me doom and gloom ashes and echoes all you can do is lose

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ummm you don't understand. It looks bad on purpose!
    Kek. Not going to play your bad looking game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your loss. It's only the greatest zombie survival game ever made.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >your loss
        Not really because I'll be playing HoMM3 a game with objectively good graphics and gameply. Not some autists hipsternerd idea of graphics.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOMM was solved at least 20 years ago. This isn't a flex.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats last of us part 2

  17. 3 months ago
    Santa Claus

    >Make Zomboid thread
    >Shitty CDDA troony virgins start shitting it up
    MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD!!!!!!

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We got deer migration before zombie horde migration
    lmao

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember the first time I tried farming in this game
    >find potato seeds
    >plant all of them
    >get tons of potatoes
    >and I mean TONS of potatoes
    >had more than enough to feed myself, set some aside as bait for traps
    >the remaining 90% of the yield went into a compost bin to make fertilizer for even more potatoes
    Farming doesn't trivialize the entire game, sure, but it still feels rather dirty

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >want to talk about rimworld
    >HUUUUUR DORF
    >want to talk about zomboid
    >HUUURR CDDA
    why do you never make CDDA threads?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IMO Rimworld is different enough but better than Dorf Fort in so many ways. DF may have had the edge back in 1.0 but the expansions and mods brought Rimworld to a whole new level

      Zomboid is still shallow trash and CDDA rules.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this isnt your safe space lemmy you cant silence your critics like reddit or the steam forums

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest complaint is that the game is boring after the hobo run early game looting phase where you just watch green bar fill up in your base
    >devs decide to base an entire update around watching green bar fill up in your base
    LMAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The crafting overhaul is going to add a ton of new gameplay mechanics + depth, and it’s launching alongside animal NPCs. That’s going to give modders so much fuel to work with that the game will be insanely fresh up until they get to the full NPC update

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t lemmy

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright enough shitposting from me.
    My real thoughts on this game can be summed up in two words. Missed potential. There's so much in this game that's almost good and almost fun but it's killed by not being fleshed out. The lack of any real depth besides the crafting autism is seriously hampering the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      My thoughts of this game can be summed up in 4 letters: CDDA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tsmt

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not released. It's still early access.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    has the pottery patch dropped yet i wanna make vases already

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, probably not until early-mid 2025. Devs said late 2024 but i don't believe them

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still die from having a sip of rainwater
    >but hey, at least now we can whittle wooden spoons

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