>it knows what you're thinking
you morons have no idea just how much of a game changer this will be for gaming
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>it knows what you're thinking
you morons have no idea just how much of a game changer this will be for gaming
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two more weeks
Good goy!
>you WILL wear the mind-reading device
>you WILL scan your face with it and send the data to us
>you WILL have your biometric data and vital signs measured and tracked 24/7
>you WILL have your behaviour predicted and analysed
>you WILL wear it 24/7
>you WILL live in the """metaverse"""
>you WILL buy the """virtual land""" NFTs
>you WILL die in the """metaverse"""
>and you WILL be happy!
>he won’t be happy in titty coomer land with customisable NFT bawds and his apple jerk off device with self cleaning semen drip tray
Ngmi
Reality fricking sucks and I would much rather the isekai future
So it's an advanced smart watch except instead of helping me manage my health it's going to turn me into a dopamine addict. Thanks a lot.
Post the link, homosexual
>for gaming
>apple
wake me up when valve does it, gabe was looking into BCIs
cool, still never buying anything apple ever
>screencap
>no source
>account(if there even is one) isn't in the crop
>can't even determine what website its from
>moronic zoomers will believe this shit
>and phoneposting shitskins will keep spamming it for a few weeks, frequently enough that it'll take up space on the catalog but not enough to trigger the jannoids before moving onto something else just as moronic to post once or twice a day for another 2-4 weeks
Have we hit peak zoomer postslop yet? Or will this shithole somehow find a way to plummet further.
the same post but with a fake heading that looks like a more popular site (twitter, reddit) and a footer with a decent number of goodboypoints (upvotes, whatever twitter does)
get people pissy about linking other sites AND receiving praise for it
its weird reading the most horrific dystopian sci-fi shit imaginable being presented like its cool and its distressing how that feelings become so much more frequent
This, one quick glance at the comments section just shows 99% of people saying "wow, this is so cool, i can't wait". Everybody just seems to ignore the whole "predicts your behaviour, infers cognitive state, measures body signs" part. Why are NPCs like this?
https://twitter.com/sterlingcrispin/status/1665792422914453506
If everything you believe comes from looking to the morality of your peers and authority figures, adopting it unquestioningly, and enforcing it on others, then you will never face the consequences of wrongthink, because your entire philosophy is based around denying wrongthink solely because it is wrongthink.
Most people only want to consoom and view life as a journey with the primary goal being minimizing pain and maximizing pleasure, whether consciously or subconsciously
Tell me why you, a freethinker, think this is a bad thing?
see
also read the full post linked in
it's basically a tracking device designed to "predict user behaviour" and "infer cognitive state" by measuring brain activity, body signs and who knows what else
if you don't think it's horrifying, you're completely braindead
>if you don't think it's horrifying, you're completely braindead
Funny enough, you'd also be safe from the device.
>Oh noes! The product is measuring user experience so it can ... uuuh ... become a better product! This is so le dystopic!
>become a better product
Sure, Moshe Shekelgoldbergsteinowitz, I definitely trust that you won't use that data for anything other than "improving the product".
In what way do you think the data could be used against you?
>I don't know man, it just feels heckin le orwellian
No, be specific
turn arround and see what collecting data did so far... did it ever improved any product? Helped any consumer on anything at all? and then see the news and look what it did to the far bunch of homosexuals and C6's with overdrive when they imposed on "how you should think" again... did that helped anyone with anything apart from being pushed in line?
Do i really need to give you a history lesson about data collection and idea implants? or a history lesson at all... Holy shit you are beyond saving.
I wonder if you tell your doctor to go frick himself when he asks you how you are feeling.
>trust a doctor in 2020+3
yea thanks for confirming that you are 2 digits IQ pledditor...
>turn arround and see what collecting data did so far... did it ever improved any product?
Yes? How do you think products improve at all?
>becoming addictive and emotionally manipulative is an improvement
>conducting surveys or collecting vague analytics is the same as measuring brain and body activity
keep sucking that corporate wiener, homosexual
So you admit that survey and vague analytics have improved products, and that brain and body activity is even more precise, and therefore would result in even better products.
>implying that more precise data = better products
lol, lmao even
>tries to justify violating your body and invading your personal thoughts by claiming "b-b-but it's more precise data for Schlomo to 'improve his products'!!!11!!1111!!"
you're beyond hope
>Everyone is out to get me
Unironic schizophrenia
I'm not him but you're a fricking moron (not that you're being paid to argue in goodfaith on your break right now) if something as simple as
>Have noticeably different reaction to *something*, that stands out from what your reaction should have been
Somehow hasn't occurred to you. It's how lie detectors worked in the past, and despite those being seen as moronic and designed to incriminate people at random, some third world countries US included use them
(Fill in something with anything you want and it's another potential digital excuse for any would be powertripping government. Spend too long looking at that balaclava or crowbar advert from a hardware store after reading that news article about some local protest? Both of these have been noted.)
>become a better product
>apple
Try harder to not sound like a total wienersucker Black person shill next time...
Better product... PFFFFFFFFF
you're so cool, anon
please frick my pussy and give me children
Giving the assumption that this is real, this is probably just one of those EMF readers that can read the EMF your brain gives off depending on how hard you are thinking but can't really parse that information in any useful way, and will ultimately damage it by compromising it by providing it to you.
By the way, yes you do have limited psychic capability
no
i will unlock my psychic capability
Limited as in it's not very powerful, not as in if you are inhibited from reaching your true potential.
>fails like their last shit
>goes nowhere
>wastes more billions of investor dollars
>produces no returns for investors
I do think AR has far more applications than VR, but Apple is charging way too god damn much and it's also apple
It's completely fake but the fact that Appledrones don't react with abject horror to this is quite telling.
>completely fake
I certainly hope so, got a source for that?
Yeah go ahead and install the thought crime chip
dont care, still going to play modded boomer games all day
>bullshit that won't do anything
Wow.
>"ThInK aBoUt HoW AwSuM tHiS WiLl Be FoR ViDeO GaMeZ!1"
>will immediately be used for pure evil after a 5 year commercial trial run proves it easily convinces 70% of the playerbase to bankrupt themselves via microtransactions just so they can get more NFTs of their personally AI-crafted waifu or some shit
Uh this isn't new you fricking morons.
>we made a system where we figured out depending on what you're looking at , YOU'LL PROBABLY CLICK IT SO WE ADDED BRIGHT LIGHTS TO DRAW YOUR FOCUS
That's in real life too. Why do you think toys are bright and shiny. Why do phones light up when you get a notification? So you notice it. Frick. I wish all these c**ts would die.
Honestly, boycott any of these companies that aren't going to give any sort of incentives for harvesting your information and compiling them into human profiles. That's it in a nutshell and really the secret to all this information harvesting and how there's any value in it. They can unironically usher in UBI and have these data-harvesting stunts be the cost of it. They're already doing it anyways (like Google), so why not?
Humans really deserve to suffer unironically. We create the most insane means to torture ourselves.
I'm ready for a fricking vr mmo like in the animes