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you wouldn't get it
I don't get it.
exactly
Good, I don't want to get it.
nostalgia homosexuals would pay 70 dollars for a game to be a buggy mess for "sovl" rather than actually be good kek
Groomed by Bethesda.
No I do, you're nostalgic.
It's not that difficult to understand.
But playing bad games won't bring back your lost youth.
and you can't justify it
>they hated him as he spoke the truth
I only see people line up to praise him
Does that mean contrarianism will loop around to hate bethesda games? Guess we'll find out
This is all you then?
Or are you a blind Black person?
first post worst post
I am behind all the positive replies to this post
>You: *eats shit*
>Me: Eww, freak!
>You: you wouldn't get it
Correct, not getting it.
I'm so glad I'm not conditioned to enjoy bottom-of-the-barrel jank garbage games like you
yeah you're super glad that you hate every single game and live in a constant state of misery and anger
pull the other one lmao
>if you don’t want to play the latest Bethesda slop you hate all games and are miserable
The elitism of people who refuse to have standards is amazing.
I could feed you feces and you would eat it all up and love it
>you wouldn't get it
you deserve to pay 80 dollars for a new game that crashes every hour
Why bring up New Vegas? This is a Bethesda thread.
cringe
How can a post be so shit?
fpbp, autistic homosexuals seething
anyway this kind of shit has nothign to do with the gameplay. you can have good gameplay and gameplay loop while keeping the dialog npc whatever besthesda jank
now if the gameplay sucks and is overly boring and repetitive to the point you wanna quit the game, then yeah that would suck. but you can still squeeze some fun out of it
>yeah the story will be trash but the gameplay will be good
>and even if the gameplay and story are trash you’ll still have SOME fun
The yearly bethesda limbo contest for who can place the lowest bar.
you have have everything good and keep the dumb npcs and bugs but its probably not the case, which I agree sucks. but despite sucking it still is going to be fun. yeah thats a low bar but what can you do these games will sell no matter what just like fallout 4. even frickin diablo 4 sold well, its a slop industry man
slopped
a fellow goyslop enjoyer
Youre right i will not get it. While everyone was creaming theyre pants over skyrim i killed the bear, said this game is shit, and turned it off. Bethesda has N E V E R put out a good game
this, anyone who has played Morrowind understands this feeling
Gay people be like
>Average goyslop enjoyer
mmmmm fresh sloppa
And that's a good thing!
Good post. Op is a soulless Black person.
fpbp
Reminder that zoomers, aka soulles NPCs never even played a bethesda game
>pay
>>IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT'S BAD
Yes, the best games are the ones with jank.
Fippy bippy
Going some of these replies they actually don’t get it.
b a s e d
>when the first post is also the possibly worst post ever posted on this board
tsmt
>both First Post Best Post and First Post Worst Post simultaneously
literally stockholm syndrome.
AAA gaming will never get better with moronic consumers like this
this is just every single Ganker disucssion ever it's no surprised both posts have a shitton of (You)s
Bethesda bugs are pure sovl. Cope harder.
kek the precope has already begun. it just le works xD
You're the one that isn't coping hard enough if you have to say that.
This is why PCgays are embarrassing. Happily eating up Toddslop even pre-mods.
0 standards.
This. And they have the audacity to talk about consolegays smfh.
I legitimately bought Oblivion for the bugs. When someone tells me a game is "fun" I don't imagine actually laughing my ass off every 20 minutes but that was the case with Oblivion, it's still one of my favorite games for all the cheese and jank among other things
>Bethesda bugs are pure sovl. Cope harder.
>I legitimately bought Oblivion for the bugs. When someone tells me a game is "fun" I don't imagine actually laughing my ass off every 20 minutes but that was the case with Oblivion, it's still one of my favorite games for all the cheese and jank among other things
Is it bad I thought the same thing? I'm so tired of muh realism. It just doesn't feel like a video game.
It is bad, but not for the reason you were thinking. Games feel more gamey than ever.
>go to waypoint
>environment impossibly puzzle-like
>stand there for 10 seconds
>unprompted ”mc, maybe you should try this”
>characters in otherworldly settings talk like the writer who lives in portland, oregon
I’m going to pirate it, I’ll say it’s because of the troony shit, but in reality I just don’t want to spend money if I don’t have to.
I doubt it's gonna be cracked any time soon unless they forget to put denuvo in day one.
It won t have denuvo because Modding would be impossible
They already said That mods will be a paid feature.
No they didn’t dumbass
Frick trannies
Honestly, that's my perspective a lot of the time too. I feel myself transforming into a israelite as I age with how cheap and money focused I am nowadays.
Sounds like you became at least slightly adult and accounted for the full free market.
If they took out the zoom in to conversations I would have to mod it back in
Dude they took that out 2 games ago
i'm going to derive enjoyment from objectively bad games by fricking around in them and all you can do is cry and shit your pants
As long as you pirate it and don't fund bad design we're good bro
>As long as you pirate it
why would I pirate games from people making the best enjoyment you can get in gaming.
>and don't fund bad design we're good bro
It's objectively good game design
>It's objectively good game design
Bethesda shills are absolutely brainfricked. This is some chemical washing tier shit.
>I'm going to eat shit and you can't stop me lmao!
okay
>the average Brazilian
>i'm going to derive enjoyment from objectively bad games
>objectively bad games
>It's objectively good game design
>objectively good game
moron cant even keep his arguments straight for 2 minutes
It's called having a soul. Nobody likes perfection, nobody likes hideous people either, but it's about relatability, if Bethesda releases a highly ambitious but janky game then million of delusional indie developers around the world are going to say "that could be me one day" and start consooming
>It's called having a soul. Nobody likes perfection
That only applies to low budget european games.
If it's an amerimutt game then it's just pure laziness and incompetence.
>rather than devoting 1000 people to modelling Felicia Day's toes, they use those people to expand the world and make it fricking huge
Its not about the resources, its how you allocate them.
>googled what she looks like now
Frick you for reminding me. I busted so many teenage nuts to the “ do you wanna date my avatar “ music video.
She looked like a dried up scab before, I can only imagine the horrors of menopausal Felicia "Gollum's mum" Day in 2023.
she looks no different than she did before? i expected her to be ballooned out from these posts
youngerself could get off the panty slip, nowadays i cant get hard to hardcore porn.
she was ass ugly then
she's ass ugly now
mandela effect all over her 1920s face
still the best thing she's ever been in
Why not spend that time making their games not play like shit
They can leave that to the modders. No way they're going to spend all that development time to hunt for bugs when the game is decently playable.
What does she look like now?
She looks fine. She's 43 now, and they are shocked that she looks like a good looking 43 year old.
She looks like an old busted white, simp
She won't kiss you for defending her
I don't want her to kiss me. I'm perfectly happy with my wife. But, in truth, she still looks good.
She looks like a train wreck. Any woman in their 40s posting pics of themselves standing in a room that messy is fricked in the head
>She can't look good if her room is dirty.
Well, I guess it's a good thing you're a gay anon. Otherwise you may find out that almost all women are slobs.
Ugh
she looks fine, wtf are you c**ts talking about?
People on this website is still stuggling to understand the concept of aging, since they all coom to porn all day long and don't interact with real people, so when a woman doesn't look in her 20s or like a model their brains feel lost
has she ever admitted her baby's daddy is a married man and she's the side woman?
genuine photo
makeup
unironically, it's bad in a good way
and the adoring fan could be a chad if he tried a bit
itt: cope
it has that same jank because it's being made with same 20yo engine that's been around since fricking morrowind or even earlier
>requires ssd
>min gpu 1070ti
I’m convinced Tod had my specs on file and set them specifically to get as close as possible for me able to play while fricking me over.
It s pre morrowind. But then again you do know a lot of engines just get upgraded. The problem is how good are the devs at upgrading it, or if the engine is a spaghetti mess
It's called soul. something you wish you had.
>he can't identify "soul" anymore because he's played too much "Uncharted: Tek Dinos".
>I eat shit on purpose
Some developers just get away with certain things. It’s not ok but it is what is is.
I know what he means, and to a certain extent I have to agree with him.
There's just something about Bethesda games.
the name of this something is Stockholm syndrome
Grimly accurate.
Starfield looks like it's Bethesda's answer to New Vegas it's much closer than Fallout 4 was to it.
Starfield isn't woke, tho
Pronouns, body types, and space Black folk
>pronouns, body types
Only notice for the first minute of the game
>space Black folk
grow up
i understand what you're saying in this post but it pisses me off how you grammatically wrote it.
in what sense
Traits
Character creation is some sort of head injury
Zoomed in face with text dialogue choices
Multiple ammo types
Freestar collective looks like space NCR
>Bethesdrones
The entire gaming industry right now can be summarized as pic related.
This episode made me a buttbawd
enjoy your hiv, hepatitis and anus cancer
>jewrno shill homosexual stealing and using patricianspeak
Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt.
if I can make space khajiit aka lyrans, ill be happy
idc about anything else
maybe a tiddy slider
It certainly seems like nothing but humans in space. Finding some aliens might be a major plot point. I will eat my hat if they don't have some precursor race trope in the game.
eh, the 'aliens' will likely be humans with tumors and skin cancer or incoherent eldritch abominations anyway, if there are any
homosexual
>google lyrans
>read https://www.ascensionglossary.com/index.php/Lyrans
What the frick did I just read?
Is it mental illness?
Would.
why is the gun censored
> AND BECAUSE IT'S UGLY
Its been like 8 years since the last original bethesda rpg like this (not counting fallout 76 the live service multiplayer game)
I guess you guys just start to hate that stuff when it hasnt been around a while? Everybody loves new vegas and its a buggy ugly mess
Keep creating excuses for their shitty engine chud.
You're the same kind of westacuck homosexuals that b***h about FromSoftware's 'outdated' engine. What the frick is this then? Have that same energy with your pathetic Bethesda slop
>leddit spacing
go back homosexual
Your comment is incomprehensible to me.
>engine
Shut up!
This shill campaign is getting out of hand
what shill campaign? most of the threads are criticizing the game
Literal stockholm syndrome from the shit slurping homosexuals that buy everything Bethesda releases
>It's okay when the bug people do it
>has that Bethesda rpg jank
You mean it has the "It's made on Gamebryo again" jank. Where you touch a single object on a table any everything else on the table jumps up an inch. Where the environment is z-fighting itself and enemies have vision cones that see through walls.
Just straight up pointing at what made all Bethesda games since Oblivion suck wiener and acting like it's a good thing or remotely welcome.
*since Morrowind
Still buying it and all the DLC.
>OMG it's just like Oblivion
There's nothing that resembles their old jank other than the shitty facial animations and the zoomed in camera
>Starfield has that Bethesda RPG jank
What the frick is wrong with these people?
Skyrim is one of the jankiest games I've ever played. And I love it.
t. has at least 200 mods installed
NTA but I recently finished it. Vanilla with no mods whatsoever
Not even SkyUI because I was playing on PS4
>playing Skyrim unmodded
>playing Skyrim unmodded AND on a console
Just what I expected of someone who says he "loves Skyrim".
Problem? at least I was having fun. Something you never had in a while
Wanna bet I played more games this year alone than you did in five?
Nah I played more
>Battle of the NEETs: who has less of a life??
wew lads
morons are easy to please
Keep telling yourself that while continuing to ignore a bigger problem.
sounds like being a moron is a better life than whatever misery it is you're wallowing in
>if you don’t like shit you must be miserable
Cope
Feeling misery every now and then is part of being intelligent or rather a Human sapiens sapiens, you and
on the other hand, are just human sapiens
>Make game into something else
>Claim you love it more than someone who loves it for what it is
????????
you love it more
I never said that.
He's saying that those who love the game in an unmolested state are fools who love gruel.
No. I have only ever beaten in vanilla. I beat it 3 times vanilla, and then went back a few months later and tried it modded. But, I never made it halfway through while modded.
Not because it's janky, but because I've played vanilla so much I now have to change things up to keep it fresh.
Wrong, I started on the ps3 release version. That shit was buggier than anything.
It's a moron who can't articulate to save his life. I assume he's talking about the items physics but the thumbnail is showing ugly NPCs which doesn't mean anything because Starfield NPCs are human like compared to Oblivion
No you moron. They're literally saying that the fact that it's just Oblivion/Skyrim tier freeze frame conversations with stilted garbage dialogue means it's jank, and that's a good thing, but they're saying it unironically.
That's not RPG related
They could have no dialogue camera like Skyrim and it wouldn't change a thing
>implying game journalists know anything about what "RPG" means
You homosexuals deserve the shittiest experience possible. You have learned nothing.
>You have learned nothing
I keep hearing this but don't get it. Yeah I learned people hate on Bethesda as a meme and getting brainwashed by the Yongyeas because FO4 is better and more fun than most games getting released. It's not perfect, but it doesnt need to be
Youu fell for the 76 scam didn't you? Real Beth fans hard passed on that
>you are brainwashed!
>FO4 is better and more fun than most games!
Please tell me you were trying to be ironical or even sarcastic here...
Todd Howard went on stage a couple years ago and was like
>tee-hee, you may have heard our games have a few bugs
>aren't we so funny and quirky???
They literally do not care about releasing polished games, and why would they? People have been buying Skyrim en masse for over 10 years and the most recent version still has the same bugs as the original release. They finally got held accountable for Fallout 76 and did the bare fricking minimum to make it 'playable'--now redditors and Gankerincels alike will tell you how it's all totally fixed and past transgressions are forgiven. It just does not matter to Bethesda fans, they're dug in; acknowledging they've been wrong this whole time would induce far too much psychic pain, it's not even in the realm of possibility to these people
Since their last game, Bethesda has been backed financially by a billion dollar company. Microsoft won't let their flagship game be as buggy as old games, that is why there has been delays. I'm expecting trash on pc but series x should be super polished
Microsoft will let it slide. Because they know Bethesda's fans are morons and forgive wrongdoings the company does. Bethesda is the wester Gamefreak.
yeah, microsoft is known for their rock solid software
>seriously literally unironically ACTUALLY believing this after Redfall
Arkane is also a beloved studio that got Microsoft's billion dollar backing. See how that turned out.
>Arkane is also a beloved studio
...that hasn't made a beloved game in a decade. Seriously, Arkane Austin's last game Prey was a flop and Redfall was a Zenimax mandate to look more lucrative to potential buyers. Deathloop and Death of the Outsider were both mediocre. It's like asking MachineGames to suddenly make a 9/10 game just cause they got bought by Microsoft. Most studios are doing what they've always done, except for Bethesda with Starfield which is getting special treatment by Microsoft cause they want a flagship. Microsoft has never made an exclusive headset for a game before. That's how invested they are in this one game.
Bugs and even semi major glitches unironically don't matter and have never actually stopped me from enjoying a good game, a good game is good even if it's absolutely bug infested. (Of course if the game is just totally broken, like launch FNV, that's a problem but that's not just "a few bugs").
>They literally do not care about releasing polished games
No Studio execs do, if its polished its because they think it'll sell more, if not its because its too costly when idiots will buy it anyways as they're throwing thousands at kickstarter scams. Todd has convinced the higher ups to let them take as long as it needs
So it s fallout 4 in space
You guys are the same, except you sovface when it's Japanese jank
Tell me about all those bugs and "jank" that DD has. Go on, do it.
Pawn moronic dialogue
Pawn moronic ai
>Pawn moronic dialogue
Subjective, otherwise provide specific examples and how they are bad.
>Pawn moronic ai
Objectively better than any AI in Bethesda games.
Bethesda npcs usually don't kill themselves
They kill themselves so much that they had to make almost every single quest-related NPC essential in Skyrim, in fact.
They would kill themselves 100% of the time which is why they had to idiot proof their games from Skyrim and up.
And non-essentials can still kill themselves.
This is the best you can do? Absolutely pathetic.
I can tolerate jank when it comes from a small game, an unsuccessful or low budget one
I can even appreciate it when it comes from the game using its limited resources to experiment with new ideas
Bethesda is neither of those
DD isn't really that jank though. Yeah NPCs interactions can be but they're a minor part of the game compared to todd's games
>small budget experiment that didn’t get finished
Versus
>giant ponderous hundred million dollar behemoth developed for years by one of the most successful studios in the west
And by the end of it, DD is a good game and nothing Bethesda has made since Morrowind is.
Only morons call DD jank. It's blatantly unfinished, but it's not janky at all.
DD is polished in some areas, but woefully underdeveloped in others. The fact that some people tried to compare it to Skyrim is laughable considering that it’s not even trying to do the same thing as Skyrim.
>but woefully underdeveloped in others
Yes. The quests are mostly blatantly unfinished and the story makes no sense in a lot of places. That said, the actual game isn't janky. Objects and NPCs don't bug out, crawling on a dragon doesn't send you flying into space, pawns don't start T-posing mid combat, items don't disappear or duplicate in your inventory, etc.
All true, but then again, DD is strictly about combat with none of the sandboxy stuff Bethesda games are known for.
Less mechanics means more time to polish said mechanics. What’s moronic about people who try to compare it to Bethesda games is that DD isn’t even trying to be a competitor or do the same kind of thing. You can’t play DD as a life sim, but you can play Skyrim as one.
>Less mechanics
The amount of mechanics that go into the combat of DD alone blow Bethesda mechanics out of the water. Bethesda games don't have any interesting or deep mechanics at all. They just have dumb NPCs that wander around and some flags for quests tied to them dying. Most of the time their dialogue doesn't even reflect events that have happened within the game.
Combat mechanics are generally easier to implement than NPCs routes/schedules.
The point of Bethesda games isn’t having deep mechanics. It’s about having a bunch of mechanics all thrown into one game so you can choose how you play. A bit like Deus Ex.
I can never finish a Bethesda game. The combat is just too boring and the world isn't unique enough to keep engaged (except for F3 to an extent)
>other RPGs like ELEX or Two Worlds are janky with bad animations and ankward character faces
"3/10 - We expect more at this point - This should not be sold for 60 bucks"
>Bethesda "RPG" has shit animations and weird character faces
"So lovely, i couldn't be happier about it. This brings back so many memories i will gladly pay 80 bucks for it - 9/10"
Yeah Two Worlds didn't have NPCs with schedules and radiant AI
"Radiant AI" was never anything special no matter what Todd tells you.
Gothic did it before Oblivion did it.
Fricking Ultima 7 did it even earlier.
The point is, the competition paled in comparison. they don't have that Bethesda swag that resulted in this thread from the first place
Radiant AI is like SEGA's Blast Processing, moron. You fell for a marketing ploy.
is it, though?
I'm getting the Artificial part of it, but not the Intelligence.
>discount STALKER A-Life
Imagine being outdone by alcoholic slavs.
Bethasdrones really are on another planet.
I will be in September.
OVER 1000 HAND CRAFTED NPCS
SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL
THEY JUST WORK
I think bethesda morons wanted to release the game 1 year ago( imagine the jank , previous bethesdashit games would be nothing ) microsoft came in checked the game and told them “ wtf are you doing you are not releasing this shit get back to work slaves “ and they probably helped the bethesda morons so maybe it won t be as shit
>PS5 game
WHY DOES IT LOOK SO BAD GUYS?!
Can't wait for it to release in a near unplayable state with literally thousands of bugs and glitches while it gets a free pass from zoomers and maymay homosexuals because le heggin ebik bugs XD while games released with 1/1000th of the issues get lambasted as buggy unplayable messes.
what will you do if the game is good and fun
Be pleasantly surprised?
Morrowind did not have "jank":
>jank
Yep. Certified Kino. Just like my Oblivion.
Everyone knew Starfield was going to be a disaster perhaps even worse of a frickup than the recent Fallouts
The only people still in doubt are the Todd fanboys who still cling to the hope that the old games with soul will come back even though they never will. And will eat his slop regardless and pretend it was a masterpiece all along. They are like Fromdrones, but grew up in the chess club
Todd is so lucky he has an army of morons ready to buy his pitch every single time
But he said he would give me a cool watch if I preordered his next slop like a good boy!
Just like that time I got that canvas ba-
Ironically enough it's probably going to be the least janky and buggy Bethesda title due to all the money Microsoft is pumping into the studio and QA in general.
Obsidian took great care to polish the Outer Worlds and everyone knew how that game turned out.
It's just bad.
I won't buy it.
I won't play it.
I will not even pirate it.
you don't have the money
you don't have the system
you won't be able to
Is this where Bethesda apologists are at now? Elitism in defense of one of the worst studios out there?
>Comes to every starfield thread to tell us she won't buy it.
cope
ARE THOSE BLACK PEOPLE IN MY VIDYA?AAAAAA SAVE ME Black personMAN
kys
It could crash every 5 minutes and the journalists will omit that detail and give it 10/10
Remember Cyberpunk on launch and never forget.
>ITT it's just good bro trust the midget you wouldn't get it
Jank is important. Without jank, there is no soul.
>rarely browse Ganker anymore
>check board
>zoomies now call buggy bethesda garbage sovl
what the frick happened here
Ganker has always loved Bethesda more than they deserve
Imagine if there were 100 handcrafted planets, every one with their own theme, feel and quests that tie to that planet specifically instead of 1000 procedurerly generated ones
Even 25-50 would be an immense improvement, proc gen is utter shit
Nostalgia for Bethesda games
I honestly would take one planet over any of this
just take our planet as an example, forest, mountains, swamps, deserts, ice regions, oceans, seas, beaches and everything you could ask for even without the human parts like ancient ruins, cities that reach the horizon and countries with different cultures/ looks
no game could create such a diverse and rich environment and yet they expect us to believe they have handcrafted shit in 1000 planets
>expect us to believe they have handcrafted shit in 1000 planets
I don't remember that claim
I think what they did is create a library of hand-crafted things, ranging from a a visual storytelling piece, let's say a dead body with a note by its side, to more complicated things like a whole space pirate base and they are placed on location when you explore
So when players explore a planet, one will find that dead body and another will find a treasure chest or some shit
but thats boring as frick
its not a 1000 planets its basically a 1000 random encounters
I'm not hyped for that either, maybe i'm wrong, maybe they made it work, we'll see
think most gays would've preferred that.
1000 blank mass effect worlds sounds tedious and a slog to run around and deal with.
If I understood their direct correctly the planets themselves will be procedural generated but the events that happen on the planets will be handcrafted bases, ships, caves, missions, etc that are randomly inserted into the planets. So you'll get Mission 25a on planet 632 because you went there but your friend will get it on planet 311 because they happened to randomly get it on that world.
Bethesda makes pure sovl, always has.
Has none of those morons played Oblivion or at least seem the meme videos about it?
Pirated skyrimg, new vegas, and fallout 4.
gonna pirate starfield as well.
Proud Russian.
OBSIDIAN homosexualS WHEN THEIR GAME IS NOT SERIUES ABOUT MUH CAPITALISM IS BAD
GOTD
>IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT'S BAD
Since trying to make games as visually detailled and realistic as possible is the number one reason AAAs are garbage nowadays, seeing a AAA dev making a game with graphics you could have seen in the previous gen can be a good thing. It could mean that all the work went in other aspects.
I know it's Bethesda and all their game look like that while also being unimmersive shallow games but you never know. It's a new series, it's just the next TES.
jesus christ, they are really going all-out on this one, aren't they? prepar yourselves, men, because the shilling will be fierce for this one.
>will be
Dude, it's already in full swing. Just check catalog: there's a new shill thread literally every fricking hour.
And as always jannies are fricking homosexual Black folk and are deleting legit threads but that blatant marketing feces are left untouched.
it'll still be better than any playstation game.
>
Source of this webm (I mean name of the anime?)
Ballerina (Retitled in the states to: Leap!)
A pretty forgettable French/Canadian co-production.
This should've been a rival hatefrick lesbian romance tbh senpaitachi
>BRO IT'S OBLIVION
>IN SPACE!
>WITH MORE BUGS!
I didn't like Oblivion because it was buggy, I liked it because it was a good enough game to be worth tolerating the bugs to play.
Why is this so hard to understand?
Worked for Dark Souls.
>comparing DS1 jank to FO Space Jank
Not even remotely the same
Bethjank and Fromjank are very comparable, both are funny and get memed enough that the community learns to appreciate them
>my jank is jankier than your jank!
Jesus frick, absolute state of so called 'gamers' these days...
>IT'S GOOD BECAUSE IT'S BAD
game get's a plus for the epic israelite schnozz on the cover.
Starfield is good because I'll pirate it anyway and play around with the mods that'll enrich it
I sunk hundreds of hours into Skyrim just because of mods, and I never payed for any of its releases
You clearly don't value your time
I'm on Ganker of course I don't
/misc/ told me light brown eyes cannot belong to a white person, so now I stand on the side of "my homies" on the right of the image
>/misc/ told me
Man that's on par with 'it came to me in a dream'.
no my dreams tend to be more accurate than /misc/ schizos.
/misc/ isn't a hivemind you moron
It is however, you cannot post there unless you agree with 95% of the positions they hold, only in a 5% it is possible to differentiate yourself with.
Pretty much. I only played Fallout 4 because of the mods. I never cared about the lore or so-called bad writing. It's an amazing game with mods, like all Bethesda games.
Honestly I'm going to pirate the game for that reason
Have a laugh for a week and then drop it when it starts getting boring
No paying a cent though, not like Bethesda needs my money anyway since they have a horde of drones buying multiple copies
the thing is, this is okay to me because all of their games are immense time sinks for a reason and it honestly never really gets boring
I wonder how long it'll be before the Creation Engine is so outdated that they can no longer use it on modern hardware, thus requiring them to FINALLY use a new engine for the first time in decades?
shit can be so bad its good
As someone who's actually played bethesda games, the whole astroturfing thing morons do saying bugs are why they buy these games has gotten real fricking old.
They are cashing in on people who started losing interest.
Morrowind/Skyrim players will consoom anyways buts Oblivion chads are a silent majority.
Sadly, new games dont capture that at all because its not GENUINE. Nobody is genuine anymore.
eurobros, they are stealing our janks.
another mr kino video just dropped?
WHOA is that some heckin JANK??? LMAOOO this is so JANKY!!! Bethesda did a heckin jankerino and its everything!
I mean it wouldn't be a bethesda rpg without the bethesda jank. it'd just be a shitty rpg with boring bugs.
w-we got "ff" 16 tho
Frick you. It's 100% true, but frick you all the same.
It's not even close to true. Majority of people who played Skyrim never touched a single mod. Bethesda claimed that 8% of players ever installed a mod back in 2014 but I think it's more like 15-20%. People like the games for the game itself, being able to crack it open and add onto it is a bonus that a portion of people go for.
>literally 3 equipment slots
Yeah it's shit.
>oblivion/fo3 gays have grown up and now think games being broken and awkward is good and somehow unique
anons, is it worth it to buy skyrim just for enderal mod?
>spams bait posts in every thread trying to incite console war threads
>its literally multiplat and not an xbox exclusive
PC + Xbox is still Microsoft exclusive
How is a fan nod "jank"?
sorry buddy, it's already
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>static mesh for decoration
is that a static mesh? AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
Ganker is so fricking weird..
they will shit on games for being jank yet if its from a company they love it will get endless praise. I hate this flip floppy shit so much
The only jank i like in my games is slav jank.
> Another Scan Shitizen meltdown thread.
Mald harder.
I dont appriceate you 🙂
It’s like how Morrowind is one of the deepest titles Bethesda has ever put out, but far from its most polished, it carries the most blemishes but has the biggest heart
I have a 1070 and the min reqs say it needs a 1070Ti, will this actually matter at all if I just want to be able to run it? Haven't played a modern game in 10 years so never actually not even met the minimum requirements tbh.
>I have a 1070
I have 970
Bethesda slop is always shit that needs a powerful pc to brute force their garbage engine.
Will she be romancable?
Bethesda games are objectively bad but man I can't help but love them
I would rather it be bad and buggy, and therefore more moddable
my problem is that Bethesda is just lazy. they are making the game on top of an architecture that's two decades old. that company made like billions of dollars from FO4 and Skyrim and they still refuse to fund the development of a new engine. They even tried making an Online Fallout game on it. That sure turned out well. I'm sure the explanation behind the shitty face animations, the dead soulless eyes, and other stuff like 30 fps is due to "engine limitations" but dude, who's to blame for that? no one's asking them to face-cap every single line of dialogue, but in modern engine there already exist tools that takes care of facial animation through AI.
>They even tried making an Online Fallout game on it
ironically gamebryo was originally an mmo engine
>company shits out a buggy, broken turd
Grrr, uncacceptable!
>bethesda shits out a buggy, broken turd
Ahh, soul...
It's bad because they're woke now.
Jank is associated with small indie studios who try their best to realize the dream game they have envisioned. Due to the lack of people, money, time and sometimes even relevant skills, the game tends to be rife with bugs, glitches and awkwardness when it comes to animations. Despite all of that, you can see that it was a project of love from the developers, they tried their hardest to make it.
Some gigantic studio making StudioGame#2233 with no original ideas, from the story to gameplay to visuals being a buggy piece of shit because they refuse to playtest it to save on cost isn't jank, homosexual.
Peak dunning kruger
Whatever gay, keep defending a gigantic company that refuses to make good games and is coasting on it's past fame.
Once God of War 32 comes out and is such a mess people can't even boot it up, you will agree with the journalists that claim that is 'full of soul', or whatever is popular to say then.
>immediately thinks of God of War
Yup, seething snoy mad that he was denied kino in space
It's not even a good bait
>no you see it’s okay that this massive billion dollar megastudio doesn’t spend any time or money testing
>that’s sovl
>massive billion dollar megastudio
Ubisoft? Rockstar? Who are you describing?
Bethesda? You know, the one under Zenimax? Bethesda itself is worth three billion. Did you think they were indie just because every game they make is shit?
Nice, you googled their value. You'll learn more eventually.
>no Bethesda isn’t a billion dollar studio just because they’re worth a billion dollars
>they’re kino sovl indie chads making bood moves and that’s why they don’t playtest their games
You got this far, why stop now? Try learning about their experiences with playtesting. Don't be complacent, dunning-kruger kun.
You mean the time they got under some hot water because they didn’t listen to or pay their testers? Totally out of left field, could never see it coming, this excuses why all of their games are barely functional trash.
Seriously what the frick are you trying to say? Your “um you’ll figure it out eventually sweaty” routine is annoying as hell, quit being a gay and make your point
>asking 3 hours later
I'm just saying to actually spend the time to learn real details about shit rather than receive spoonfed second hand knowledge, including my own. I'll be as smarmy and homosexual to people who don't care to learn as I want cause I know more than them. If they don't want it to happen, they can just educate themselves.
The issue with QA for all those years was Zenimax's choice in budgeting and how they would manage the QA they had. They were notoriously cheap and would rush games out the door resulting in cut content and a heap of unfixed issues. But don't take my word for it, read up on the details to get a better picture.
And how is this is in any way an excuse for why their games are full of bugs and glitches?
Why they are the same game with a different coat of paint?
Why they are all shit and haven't impoved upon anything since Oblivion?
That Slavic company is 10 people using their own homebrew engine to make a game they had in their head. Bethesda has no excuse.
The Slavic company also isn’t making a game that’s anywhere near the scope of the average Bethesda game. The best they can do is a sandbox on a much smaller scale.
>Why is the publisher cheaping out on QA an explanation for why the games are full of bugs?
>Why do game developers use the tools they've developed more than once?
>Why can't I see any of the obvious improvements that have been occurring in each game since Oblivion?
And this is why I act smug to morons instead of spoonfeeding, real answers go in one ear and out the other.
>Excited for upcoming games
>Automatically make schizos mad
Good shit.
>24 years of using the same engine
>18 years of remaking the same game over and over
I can't wait to boot up starfield, see that there is, once again, a vertical synchronization that makes all my input lag, have to disable in the .ini file and then download an fps limiter because the physics are going to be all messed up otherwise. I will also have to go into the ini files to change the mouse sensitivity because the vertical sensitivity will be half that of the horizontal one, as it's always been the case since 15 years in their turd games.
Bethesda games are made for controllers.
oblivion was my favorite game as a kid, and then I loved skyrim too. I thought FO3 was better than NV, and I really like FO4. Ganker contrarianism gays are the worst
>i'll enjoy things regardless of other people's opinions
>well, you're stupid for enjoying things I don't like
Do you people lack all awareness of how infantile this sort of bickering is?
All you are obsessed with is things you hate and how everyone should hate those things too.
I'm starting to feel like none of you actually play video games.
Why watch that video when I can just go to
it's good because aliens
Holy frick, now I want alien anthros for Starfield
>now
Poser
I don't understand what you mean by this. The game obviously won't have them, but now I'm interested in seeing modders adding them in and how they changer the world. It's more grounded in reality unlike something like Mass Effect where aliens are a given, so it's hard to say whether they fit or not.
They won’t at all since the story hinges on first contact with intelligent alien life. Hard to care about that when one is already right next to you. Only real way to write around that is to make your alien babe dumb and feral
>Only real way to write around that is to make your alien babe dumb and feral
I wanna tame her with my wiener
man you guys are gonna have a field day trying to outbait one another over this game for the next year and a half
>Pick up a rock that isn't tagged as public property
>Get orbital struck
>that guy with the baseball bat
pure unadultered SOVL
Oh yeah, Bethesda "jank", also known as game-breaking bugs and glitches.
That's not game breaking you dunce
Most Bethesda glitches are either physics or animations messing up which aren’t game breaking. Quests not working are less common but still there. Thing about Bethesda games is that it takes 1 minute to fix it via a console command. Last is crashes which haven’t been a issue for Fallout 4 *if* you’re playing vanilla. Downloading a bunch of shitty unoptimized mods will cause amount of game crashes to spike up
>(and that's a good thing)
looks kind of shit, i think i'll just pirate instead of wasting my money
I like how Bethesda games feel like they belong on the Windows 95 with their PS1 cutscene graphics quality. Very vaporwave as the kids call it.
>jank when Bethesda does it
🙁
>jank when some Slavic company does it
:O
Ganker are hypocrites. More at 11.
A lot of people who criticise Bethesda don’t know how hard it is to make a massive open world sandbox where every object is interactable and every NPC is killable on top of having dynamic events.
No shit when you have that many systems interacting with eachother in a sandbox context, some unexpected consequences and reactions are going to occur.
>open world sandbox
>every object is interactable
>every NPC is killable
>on top of having dynamic events
FO3 and 4 had none of this and they were still janky dogshit
Keep coping bethesdrone
Weak bait
>No shit when you have that many systems interacting with eachother
But this is bullshit. There are just some physics objects. They don't have special properties and interactions. The engine isn't simulating a bunch of complex interactions.
>Yeah we didn't fix the bugs on purpose, because it actually makes the game better!
Is this going to be the new excuse?