You do it with someone else that can swim, and then they hold your arms and you slowly learn. It's cute if you're cute, otherwise it's just kinda gross and you should stay bad at swimming tbqh
I guess it's just trying to play up the backrooms horror element at its most "purest" since the presence of a monster creates an immediate threat that makes you panic to the point you're not even going to immerse yourself in the environment
It's just an exploration of increasingly odd architecture and light spooks without ever going for scares. It goes past just the basic poolroom look in subsequent chapters.
The "odd architecture" subgenre of cosmic horror is one that deserves a lot more attention but has never really been solved. House of Leaves comes pretty close, but that's just a book and the other mediums have a lot of trouble with it. Maybe this is a step in the right direction even if it fall short, tho.
because backrooms just like most scps got ruined by introducing moronic monsters because homosexuals zoomers and millenials included got no attention span and need mr globglob to chase them constantly because they are unable to immerse themselves in the enviroment
this, unless there's some puzzle to it like a poor man's Talos Principle I doubt this game would hold much mental stimulation, ESPECIALLY for zoomzooms
This is probably the best "pool" game of the lot, so it's a shame it's coming after the concept has already been done to death by other games and it's not that fresh.
shitting, no, but I pissed myself during swimming class in primary school because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet for some reason. the class got cancelled early.
kek
>boomer nightmares: masked man with big knife hunting you down, supernatural clown, on ship with aliens who burst out your chest >zoomer nightmares: giants in distance making some noises, pools
What happened?
Why do you care about what literal children are scared of?
Of course they would be scared of empty rooms, don't you remember shitting yourself because you lost sight of your parents at the supermarket?
I bet you were all scared of the gremlins or Return to Oz as a kid too which is as pathetic as being scared of the backrooms, get a life
How do you teach someone with zero experience to swim? and how long does it usually take them to swim properly?
>How do you teach someone with zero experience to swim?
Air in lungs = bouncy floaty
Kick and scoop water = body go brrrrrr
Everyone has zero experience to start
My dad just threw me into a pool and fricked off. I learned by not dying.
pic related is anon's dad
Took swimming classes in highschool, in a poorly insulated school gym, during wintertime. This is all I walked away with.
>Swim underwater for fifteen minutes
Frick no, just give me and F and let me live.
You do it with someone else that can swim, and then they hold your arms and you slowly learn. It's cute if you're cute, otherwise it's just kinda gross and you should stay bad at swimming tbqh
So what do you do?
Imagine the chlorine fumes.
>no monsters
I appreciate the commitment but also I wonder what the point is if it's just rooms?
I guess it's just trying to play up the backrooms horror element at its most "purest" since the presence of a monster creates an immediate threat that makes you panic to the point you're not even going to immerse yourself in the environment
It's just an exploration of increasingly odd architecture and light spooks without ever going for scares. It goes past just the basic poolroom look in subsequent chapters.
The "odd architecture" subgenre of cosmic horror is one that deserves a lot more attention but has never really been solved. House of Leaves comes pretty close, but that's just a book and the other mediums have a lot of trouble with it. Maybe this is a step in the right direction even if it fall short, tho.
because backrooms just like most scps got ruined by introducing moronic monsters because homosexuals zoomers and millenials included got no attention span and need mr globglob to chase them constantly because they are unable to immerse themselves in the enviroment
its a walking simulator.
it simulates walking.
you walk
thats the game
>he doesn't know of the worm lady
this, unless there's some puzzle to it like a poor man's Talos Principle I doubt this game would hold much mental stimulation, ESPECIALLY for zoomzooms
This is probably the best "pool" game of the lot, so it's a shame it's coming after the concept has already been done to death by other games and it's not that fresh.
Confess your sins Ganker, who's shat in pools before?
I've edged in pools before
shitting, no, but I pissed myself during swimming class in primary school because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet for some reason. the class got cancelled early.
kek
I've pissed in every pool I've ever been in.
I very likely had my first ejaculation in a pool, but it's guaranteed I had my first orgasm. I was 11
>losing virginity to pool gf
based
Not based, I was with my family at the time
Do they know that you impregnated the pool?
Stop asking about the kids, anon, I don't have any kids.
Never. Peed on one once maybe.
never, but as I kid, my friend and I would dive under the water with our swimming masks and look at the cameltoes and asses of girls in the pool.
Probably decent experience playing alone with headphones if you don't expect a grand narrative or scares galore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY SHEEESH FR FR :SKULL: NAAAAH LIL POOL THINKS IT AIN'T SCARY
Can you fricking idiots stop spamming this goddamn game? You nerds made your point.
>t. pool
>watch someone play this game
>walked around for 2 hours with nothing happening at all
>check steam
>positive reviews
Why? Who buys this shit, how do you justify purchasing this pile of shit unity slop
It had some decent sound design. Otherwise nothing new.
modern gamers
>walked around for 2 hours with nothing happening at all
The first level takes like 20 minutes if you actually read the signs, the streamer was milking shit for views.
You already have a thread in the catalogue, shill your shitty indie asset-flip elsewhere.
50,000 people used to swim here... now it's a ghost pool.
Why do zoomers shit and piss their pants in fear at the mere sight of a swimming pool?
>boomer nightmares: masked man with big knife hunting you down, supernatural clown, on ship with aliens who burst out your chest
>zoomer nightmares: giants in distance making some noises, pools
What happened?
Can you stop shilling your shit "game"?
>game about pools
>can't dive underwater
Bring your flip flops.
Why do you care about what literal children are scared of?
Of course they would be scared of empty rooms, don't you remember shitting yourself because you lost sight of your parents at the supermarket?
I bet you were all scared of the gremlins or Return to Oz as a kid too which is as pathetic as being scared of the backrooms, get a life