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It's....pools!

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you teach someone with zero experience to swim? and how long does it usually take them to swim properly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you teach someone with zero experience to swim?
      Air in lungs = bouncy floaty
      Kick and scoop water = body go brrrrrr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone has zero experience to start

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My dad just threw me into a pool and fricked off. I learned by not dying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pic related is anon's dad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Took swimming classes in highschool, in a poorly insulated school gym, during wintertime. This is all I walked away with.

      >Swim underwater for fifteen minutes
      Frick no, just give me and F and let me live.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do it with someone else that can swim, and then they hold your arms and you slowly learn. It's cute if you're cute, otherwise it's just kinda gross and you should stay bad at swimming tbqh

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you do?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the chlorine fumes.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no monsters
    I appreciate the commitment but also I wonder what the point is if it's just rooms?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's just trying to play up the backrooms horror element at its most "purest" since the presence of a monster creates an immediate threat that makes you panic to the point you're not even going to immerse yourself in the environment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just an exploration of increasingly odd architecture and light spooks without ever going for scares. It goes past just the basic poolroom look in subsequent chapters.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The "odd architecture" subgenre of cosmic horror is one that deserves a lot more attention but has never really been solved. House of Leaves comes pretty close, but that's just a book and the other mediums have a lot of trouble with it. Maybe this is a step in the right direction even if it fall short, tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because backrooms just like most scps got ruined by introducing moronic monsters because homosexuals zoomers and millenials included got no attention span and need mr globglob to chase them constantly because they are unable to immerse themselves in the enviroment

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its a walking simulator.
      it simulates walking.
      you walk
      thats the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know of the worm lady

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, unless there's some puzzle to it like a poor man's Talos Principle I doubt this game would hold much mental stimulation, ESPECIALLY for zoomzooms

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably the best "pool" game of the lot, so it's a shame it's coming after the concept has already been done to death by other games and it's not that fresh.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Confess your sins Ganker, who's shat in pools before?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've edged in pools before

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shitting, no, but I pissed myself during swimming class in primary school because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet for some reason. the class got cancelled early.
      kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've pissed in every pool I've ever been in.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've edged in pools before

      I very likely had my first ejaculation in a pool, but it's guaranteed I had my first orgasm. I was 11

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >losing virginity to pool gf
        based

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not based, I was with my family at the time

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do they know that you impregnated the pool?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Stop asking about the kids, anon, I don't have any kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Peed on one once maybe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      never, but as I kid, my friend and I would dive under the water with our swimming masks and look at the cameltoes and asses of girls in the pool.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably decent experience playing alone with headphones if you don't expect a grand narrative or scares galore

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY SHEEESH FR FR :SKULL: NAAAAH LIL POOL THINKS IT AIN'T SCARY

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you fricking idiots stop spamming this goddamn game? You nerds made your point.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. pool

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch someone play this game
    >walked around for 2 hours with nothing happening at all
    >check steam
    >positive reviews

    Why? Who buys this shit, how do you justify purchasing this pile of shit unity slop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It had some decent sound design. Otherwise nothing new.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      modern gamers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >walked around for 2 hours with nothing happening at all

      The first level takes like 20 minutes if you actually read the signs, the streamer was milking shit for views.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You already have a thread in the catalogue, shill your shitty indie asset-flip elsewhere.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50,000 people used to swim here... now it's a ghost pool.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers shit and piss their pants in fear at the mere sight of a swimming pool?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer nightmares: masked man with big knife hunting you down, supernatural clown, on ship with aliens who burst out your chest
      >zoomer nightmares: giants in distance making some noises, pools
      What happened?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you stop shilling your shit "game"?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game about pools
    >can't dive underwater

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring your flip flops.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care about what literal children are scared of?
    Of course they would be scared of empty rooms, don't you remember shitting yourself because you lost sight of your parents at the supermarket?
    I bet you were all scared of the gremlins or Return to Oz as a kid too which is as pathetic as being scared of the backrooms, get a life

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