It's....pools!

It's....pools!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you teach someone with zero experience to swim? and how long does it usually take them to swim properly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you teach someone with zero experience to swim?
      Air in lungs = bouncy floaty
      Kick and scoop water = body go brrrrrr

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone has zero experience to start

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dad just threw me into a pool and fricked off. I learned by not dying.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pic related is anon's dad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took swimming classes in highschool, in a poorly insulated school gym, during wintertime. This is all I walked away with.

      >Swim underwater for fifteen minutes
      Frick no, just give me and F and let me live.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do it with someone else that can swim, and then they hold your arms and you slowly learn. It's cute if you're cute, otherwise it's just kinda gross and you should stay bad at swimming tbqh

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what do you do?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the chlorine fumes.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no monsters
    I appreciate the commitment but also I wonder what the point is if it's just rooms?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it's just trying to play up the backrooms horror element at its most "purest" since the presence of a monster creates an immediate threat that makes you panic to the point you're not even going to immerse yourself in the environment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just an exploration of increasingly odd architecture and light spooks without ever going for scares. It goes past just the basic poolroom look in subsequent chapters.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The "odd architecture" subgenre of cosmic horror is one that deserves a lot more attention but has never really been solved. House of Leaves comes pretty close, but that's just a book and the other mediums have a lot of trouble with it. Maybe this is a step in the right direction even if it fall short, tho.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because backrooms just like most scps got ruined by introducing moronic monsters because homosexuals zoomers and millenials included got no attention span and need mr globglob to chase them constantly because they are unable to immerse themselves in the enviroment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a walking simulator.
      it simulates walking.
      you walk
      thats the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know of the worm lady

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, unless there's some puzzle to it like a poor man's Talos Principle I doubt this game would hold much mental stimulation, ESPECIALLY for zoomzooms

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is probably the best "pool" game of the lot, so it's a shame it's coming after the concept has already been done to death by other games and it's not that fresh.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confess your sins Ganker, who's shat in pools before?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've edged in pools before

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitting, no, but I pissed myself during swimming class in primary school because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet for some reason. the class got cancelled early.
      kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've pissed in every pool I've ever been in.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've edged in pools before

      I very likely had my first ejaculation in a pool, but it's guaranteed I had my first orgasm. I was 11

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >losing virginity to pool gf
        based

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not based, I was with my family at the time

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do they know that you impregnated the pool?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stop asking about the kids, anon, I don't have any kids.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never. Peed on one once maybe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      never, but as I kid, my friend and I would dive under the water with our swimming masks and look at the cameltoes and asses of girls in the pool.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably decent experience playing alone with headphones if you don't expect a grand narrative or scares galore

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE ARE THE PEOPLE I'M GOING FRICKING CRAZY SHEEESH FR FR :SKULL: NAAAAH LIL POOL THINKS IT AIN'T SCARY

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you fricking idiots stop spamming this goddamn game? You nerds made your point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. pool

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch someone play this game
    >walked around for 2 hours with nothing happening at all
    >check steam
    >positive reviews

    Why? Who buys this shit, how do you justify purchasing this pile of shit unity slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It had some decent sound design. Otherwise nothing new.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      modern gamers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >walked around for 2 hours with nothing happening at all

      The first level takes like 20 minutes if you actually read the signs, the streamer was milking shit for views.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You already have a thread in the catalogue, shill your shitty indie asset-flip elsewhere.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    50,000 people used to swim here... now it's a ghost pool.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers shit and piss their pants in fear at the mere sight of a swimming pool?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boomer nightmares: masked man with big knife hunting you down, supernatural clown, on ship with aliens who burst out your chest
      >zoomer nightmares: giants in distance making some noises, pools
      What happened?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you stop shilling your shit "game"?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game about pools
    >can't dive underwater

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring your flip flops.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care about what literal children are scared of?
    Of course they would be scared of empty rooms, don't you remember shitting yourself because you lost sight of your parents at the supermarket?
    I bet you were all scared of the gremlins or Return to Oz as a kid too which is as pathetic as being scared of the backrooms, get a life

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