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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He do be spittin some facts dough.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any black characters that would have fit well into the game and would be famous enough to be included and are from a family friendly franchise?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      CJ IS IN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        GTA is not family friendly.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Persona 5, Metal Gear and Bayonetta are?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes compared to GTA.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Neither is metal gear, castlevania, fallout, doom or persona 5

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            None of those other games had court cases over their content.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            wtf when did smash bros get doomguy or vault boy?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the african american community arent either

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then how come my parents bought for me when I was 10?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      skate or adam from streets of rage though axel would be a better rep

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The 'REMEMBER ME?' guy from Metroid.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably could have been an Echo FIghter. Even less air mobility than Mac but hits even harder.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      shadow the hedgehog

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shadow's white, Knuckle's is the Black person.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Knuckles is red.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day incel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Twintelle from ARMS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Barret

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Malcolm X

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Steve Harvy from Family Fued
      >b-but not video games
      Family Fued is a game, it is on video. It’s a video game. Plus I don’t care.
      Also add Mike Tyson, the Punch-Out version. Not Sandman bullshit, real Iron Mike.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just add MJ then, problem solved and sales would go through the roof

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is right.
      Michael Jackson is the only Black person character I'd ever accept.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's because he turned white, isn't it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what about ondkey kong hahahaha

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ganondorf?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I'm buying 10 copies

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    game n watch is literally a black person

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Steve and donkey Kong

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Japanese people need to make culture for blacks?
    Why is their responsibility?
    Can't africans come up with their own games?

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't really any iconic black game characters.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Incineroar and lucario are both black. especially lucario hence his BBC voice.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would have made sense for them to add the black lady from Arms instead of Minmin though if they cared about avoiding a controversy

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He says the same thing like three or four times.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude just needs to go ahead and get the sex change operation.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they added the boxer guy

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what you chuds think, Barret in Smash would be so fricking sick
    Yes I'm aware of how square is with their ips you don't have to tell me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      already a mii costume which is the bare minimum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They cant have another FF7 character. 3 would be too much.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it needs a niggometer

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ask any shitlib to define the male gaze and watch them squirm
      the source comes from the concept of "stare rape" ie a telekenetic power men have to rape women by just looking at them

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    89 characters & not a single polish character. I demand representation.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i love these selfish c**ts.
    there's no indians either, no native americans, no hispanics, no arabs. there's asians, white people and various fantasy characters of ambiguous. the game is made by asians in japan. and yet every fricking time...

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there are well represented Black folk in smash

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody wants to be a Black person

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Def Jam Brothers when, Nintendo?

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most iconic game characters are White or Asian.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+F
    >Donkey Kong
    >1/1
    for shame, Ganker

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this anon did it but he's probably drunk

      what about ondkey kong hahahaha

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pokémon are all canon israelites.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I love israelites now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      These are the devs not the pokemon

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's an interesting point but it's not hard to see why Smash has no black people. This is who the thread's creator suggested.
    - A Splatoon news reader character
    - Barrett who would be the third god damned FF7 character and a worse choice than Tifa
    - Some dogshit Apex Legends character
    - Twintelle who is probably a good pick
    - A secondary Bayonetta character
    - A secondary No More Heroes character, when Travis isn't in the game to begin with
    - Doc Louis would be a joke character

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Twintelle was the most likely option, but they went with Min Min. Other than that Nintendo have no notable black characters, nor do any adjacent games that aren't already represented.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd play Rodin if he was in not gonna lie

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I would too but I don't imagine Bayonetta getting a second character doesn't seem likely and it'd probably be Jeanne if anything

        Twintelle was the most likely option, but they went with Min Min. Other than that Nintendo have no notable black characters, nor do any adjacent games that aren't already represented.

        Yeah Twintelle was the best option. Everybody else is secondary and would be a headscratcher over other characters (Balrog instead of Chun Li, Barrett instead of hundreds of other FF characters) and even if they went with Twintelle the thread would just say 89 Characters & Only One Of Them Is Black.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Heres the "Badass villain rep" who just so happens to be a black guy, and everyone who played the game loves him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gaius is not a Black person dude, how faceblind could you possibly be to even suggest it?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no gannon
    >no game and watch
    >no donkey/diddy kong
    guys need to open their eyes

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