ITT: Failed Vidya Marketing

>Buzz Lightyear PS1 game was ported to PS4 and PS5 to shill the latest Lightyear movie
>it still flops
Why do normalfags hate Buzz?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No T. Hanks!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Normalfags
    >"Why do they hate Buzz?"
    Fuck off. Just fuck off, mate. One, you don't even want to talk about the Buzz Lightyear PS1 game, you just want to talk about the movie flopping on a video game board. Two, the movie flopped because it was boring, plodding and uninspired. Throwing time-travel in was just icing. People are morons, but even brainless consoomers need more than just 'HEY A MOVIE STARING MY FAVORITE THING, 10/10!', you need to actually make the product you're trying to sell decent as well as marketable. And three, saying 'why do normalfags hate buzz' in a blatant, stupid way to try and drum up responses for your garbage thread by making it seem like oldfags loooooove Buzz, or so contrarians come out of the woodwork to post about how you're a fag for claiming Ganker loves Buzz or whatever clickbait bullshit you're trying is both annoying and retarded. Just fuck off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't change you know, but I applaud your effort.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    black women sidekick

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    even normalfags are experiencing black fatigue now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most normalfags aren't making that kind of connection yet, but they're at least starting to sniff out dogshit entertainment that so wearily often goes hand-in-hand with obnoxious pandering at better rates.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically should've made a remake for modern consoles

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that thing on the left?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death to nu-Pixar. It has nothing to offer the world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luca and Turning Red are pretty good, Soul is ok.

      You might just grown up and lost taste for animations bud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turning Red is groomershit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >always
          >ALWAYS
          >at least one gay who shoots up to aggressively defend Turning Red whenever it gets mentioned

          Not a perfect movie at all and first half of the movie is a bit rushed a bland, but the movie does get really fun by the end.

          Also the boy band music shit was really good.

          btw Brave is worst than every single movie on

          Death to nu-Pixar. It has nothing to offer the world.

          list

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >always
        >ALWAYS
        >at least one gay who shoots up to aggressively defend Turning Red whenever it gets mentioned

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did anyone even asked for Incredibles 2?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A decent amount from what I recall. They took way too goddamn long to actually do it though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah people wanted that way more 2 more cars movies and any of that other shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted a real sequel with similar themes and perhaps a time skip to age everyone up (This probably should have been the case regardless, since both actors for the parents sound like seniors in the movie). Instead we got what felt like an extended episode of a TV series
        >haha, mom's away and Dad is BAD at doing mom stuff. LOL

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but they expected an actual sequel set maybe a couple of years after the first one

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bugs life and nemo is not good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with Onward?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turning Red is groomershit

      >always
      >ALWAYS
      >at least one gay who shoots up to aggressively defend Turning Red whenever it gets mentioned

      a bugs life and nemo is not good.

      Fight me morons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Inside Out, Coco and Up too low. Luca and maybe Toy Story 3 too high. Other than that, it's fine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monsters Inc that low

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cars is shit. Always was

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coco is one of their greats.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Four months and you are still mad over this movie nobody cares about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not being mad. It's smugly kicking Disney whenever they're down and their spiteful arrogance blows up in their dumb fucking faces.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay well see you in tomorrow's thread I guess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just came in because I saw the thread at the top of my catalog. Now, how do YOU know their supposed frequency?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This film was shit that's why
    >litwrally have an animated cartoon to draw inspiration from in which buzz and a squad of aliens go on zany adventures across the galaxy
    >make a film with him and 2 pozzed humans on 1 planet
    What the fuck pixar. Wver wince disney got their grubby hands on them they've turned from kino to shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      While the movie absolutely failed to hit its mark (being "the" Buzz Lightyear movie that Andy might've seen in the 90s), the cartoon might not have been the right basis either. The cartoon is supposed to come off as a more sanitized and whimsical cash-in on a popular movie (kinda like what a bunch of hugely popular but not necessarily kid-oriented action movies got in the 80s and 90s). The cartoon succeeds at this, both for what it is in real life and what it's meant to be in the Toy Story setting.

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