Itt: Mediocre vidya series that for some reason haven't died
Itt: Mediocre vidya series that for some reason haven't died
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Kirby is heartwarming fun and isn't meant to be hard
that's cool and all but why did they release 5 boring return to dreamland rehashes in a row with 1 gimmick added (and removed) per game?
The series peaked at DL3 and it just got worse ever since
Its for children
breaking news
so are 85% of videogames
and most of those are amongst the best of all time
Being for children isn't an excuse to be mediocre
OK do an in depth analysis on papa pig
it actually has a super deep lore because the pink guy is on par with multidimensional beings
easy
wow, i am starting to think papa pig isn't actually for kids and is pretty mature and dark
Papa pig? Or Kirby?
It's fun.
>uhhh not for me
Okay, but there are people other than you.
yeah, there are other dumber people that actually like it
I respect the disabled, unless they are trans or black
There's your reason, disabled people like the series, I'm glad you can respect that.
>robobot
>boring
development taste moron.
Plus triple delux was alright.
Never mind Crystal shards came out after DL3 and was fantastic plus Forgotten World.
Stop being a contararian fuck, you loser.
RtDL, TD, PR and FL all have completely different stages, ideas and aesthetics. SA steps on the toes of RtDL a little much for my liking but that game was clearly rushed because they didn’t have anything going on in Q1 2018.
>it peaked at DL3
yeah no, if i wanted to play a slow and boring platformer i could just play some nickelodeon shovelware
Good taste, Kirby works best when he can't effortlessly steamroll through everything and tank every enemy attack. The puzzles also don't treat you like you're retarded and give you instructions on how to beat them, like the modern games do.
Dreamland 3 is just a worse 64.
any Nintendo game
Yakuza
Pikmin and Yoshi. Both have obvious as fuck old jap dinosaur bias though.
Pikmin multiplayer is better than 99.999% of other video games eat shit
how is pikmin mediocre?
What other console RTS have been successful and actually good?
Why did god die?
They take time making sure Kirby has another new friend that is immediately liked by the entire fandom
because the standards are that fucking low
>design 1 companion character that's the main villain
>make a gimmick that gets old after the first world
>bring back galacta knight but with a different color
>Continue reusing the same assets
Bam, there's your new kirby game
Yeah, because I'm sure people would rather wait 7+ years for a new mainline entry like Mario, Zelda or any AAA western game.
Completely ignoring the fact that making a quality game or even a decent game better than the shitty slop we are getting from kirby doesn't even take 5 years,,,
If that means actually having a new game and not just 5 slightly reskinned return to dreamlands for a total of $300
Yes, I think they would
>design 1 companion character that's the main villain
Literally only happened twice
>they fucking did it twice
shameful already
Marx isn't a companion, he just appears at the beginning and end.
>he thinks I mean marx
not even kirby defenders play the games it seems
You mean Elfilin? He's not really the main villain, there's a similar twist, but he's specifically a good guy.
still nope
Gooey? He technically is Dark Matter, but he's not the main villain, he's one of the good ones, as they say.
Susie? Taranza? Those guys are bad from the very beginning, but they become friends by the end.
Ribbon? Elline? Prince Fluff? There's no twist to them.
you are so close
I fucking give up dude, just tell me, who's the other companion character that's the main villain besides Magolor?
Have you checked The second letter of every single one of my posts?
It isn't anyone, he's fucking with you.
On the subject of Dark Metaknight. What the everloving fuck is the Dark Meta Knight (Dark Mirror) costume? I assume it's a Kirby Clash reference but they didn't bother referencing any of the other full retard dark enemies form that game.
probably amazing mirror with a dumb name
In Star Allies, he can create mirrored images of himself, just like Mirror Kirby. That's it. Just that.
forgot to link the video
It's just Dark Meta Knight with a cool mirror effect.
Magalor and who moron?
Taranza wasn't an ally.
Gooey is just a full on friend as is Ribbon.
Magalor is the only 'companion is actually evil' character.
Prince fluff was fully good.
Even Daroach was actually trying to do good through the game despite being painted as antagonist.
Fuck you retard.
true but its an effective formula, I can't find another Nintendo game with fans more accepting of new entries because Kirby has never done anything to jade them
pokemon up until the last game
New entries in long running franchises do tend to introduce new characters, yes, that is correct to most things.
It's not dead precisely because it's a mediocre series that doesn't take any effort/money to produce. There's no reason for Nintendo to even publish other games when they can get hal to shit out another cut and paste kirby title in a few months and it'll sell just as well as anything else, and they know this.
You know Nintendo doesn't make Kirby games right?
>There's no reason for Nintendo to even publish other games when they can get hal
>publish
>can get hal
Why can't basedboys read?
>all this lying ignorant seethe
>over an adorable Pink orb
Man Kirby just never stops winning.
Die mad bitch.
i miss the day when it ok to bully edgelords like you
NINTENDO HATE THREAD HOWWWW ORIGINAL
>NOT MY HECKIN NINTENDERINOS
better combat than elden nig
>press attack button near enemy
>far away if laser
yeah...
I like monster hunter better anyway
get fucked
seething fromchud
I like Kirby.
I love Kirby.
I'm ambivalent to Kirby.
I'm Kirby.
Can I get your autograph
Someone hasn't played forgotten land.
Best Kirby we've had in a long time.
>white eyes
not canon anymore
Bad retcon.
would say pokemon but "mediocre" is generous, is out right shit
New idea for a Kirby game
Kirby: A Ripple Through Time
Kirby 64 sequel
Multiple characters to play as, you don't even have to play as Kirby if you don't want to
Main Villain will be Zero-3 who'll look like a biblical accurate angel but we later learn Zero-3 isn't real and it's the mirror worlds Void Termina that grew to full power.
NINTENDO HIRE THIS GUY, YES THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS POST
retard moron.
So I'm working through Return to dreamland delux and just 100% magalor epilogue.
I'm assuming there is tasty extra lore bits in the truest arena EX yes?
I just want a yes or no.
No spoilers plox.
Magolor Soul gets a new phase exclusive to this remake and I THINK that's it, he may have some new pause lore but I haven't looked.
Excellent.
Magolor Story bosses are added to the true Arena and Magolor SOVL has two healthbars. Baiscally the game giving you a middle finger for thinking Kirby is easy.
>Baiscally the game giving you a middle finger for thinking Kirby is easy.
Good to know True Arena is still a rape field. Too bad for them Kirby is a mech now and gives no fucks.
Mecha Kirby has to be like BEST ability in 2d Kirby games hands down. At least in top 3. God damn I hope its in the next 3d game.
Yeah but you also have 30 maxim tomatoes and 30 pep brews at your disposal if you played Merry Magoland.
imagine needing to cheat at kirby.
Shhameful.
Yeah, but you using them gives you the title of Pussy Supreme, so is it really worth it?
you
Why is there no Kirby RPG yet?
that would require new assets
No it wouldn’t.
But anon, Super Kirby Clash exists.
It's also cannon.
That beyond, what would you do combat wise? Paper Mario/Mario Luigi action commands?
Ys type real time? Xenoblade auto combat?
Bravely Default style 4 bros in a row?
How do you work in copy abilities for Kirby?
It's a complex thing in all honesty to get it well balanced.
Hal might be proto-tpying shit behind the scenes, they seen willing to do anything as a spin off really. Especially if they can excuse it as cannon somehow.
God bless this dev team.
Clash is a good setup, it just needed one or two more mechanics to really make it a good Babby's First MonHun. Armor/Weapon sets being more than just strict numerical upgrades alone would be great, but having more than 4 classes would be even better even if the 4 you add fall into the same roles as the first 4.
If Hal can actually make a full on Mon Hun clone but for the Kirby universe, with a good sized hub/village and 3d explorable zones and killable/cappable bosses/enemies..plus turning abilities into classes/weapon types.
God that'd be worse than fucking crack to me.
Like fucking damn imagine bringing in Whip, Circus, Bomb, Gunner (or whatever it was from FL), Wrestler/Throw, Fighter, and Spear.
Have the bosses drop items related to them, like Gigant pauldrons, or helm, his shield being the plate equivilent.
Dark Matter Swordsmaster, Zero, Nightmare Wizard, Necrodeus, Elifis, etc being your Elder Dragon equivs.
HAL PLEASE DO IT. NOW. THIS IS GOLD.
sonic
>there's a Zero mask
>but no Zero Two
The fucking disrespect.
Also getting top 20 in the samurai show down seems to be fucking Hell.
Any good tips?
git gud lol, my best placement is number 8
how long ago faggolli?
I've gotten first place a couple of times. Just tune your senses properly.
even in the regular mingame I can't break past 15, and for some reason stuck at 18 for the global one.
So any tips help.
ignore the seething troll.
I guarantee he's a seething f-zero or starfox """fan"""
Use the switch itself as a controller. Practice with the regular one for a bit. Get your finger on the button and apply some pressure so you're ready. Hold the screen close, turn up the volume and be alert. I can regularly get .13 that way.
>Use the switch itself as a controller.
do you mean undocked?
>Get your finger on the button and apply some pressure so you're ready.
>Kirby is not subjugated to half A presses
Are (you) prepared anon?
But alright thanks.
shit plays like a ps1 game
kwab
I have to be honest, Forgotten Land was the first I'd had genuine fun with a Kirby game in a very, very long time. It became an extremely stale series.
I didn't try Robobot at the time simply because Triple Deluxe bored the shit out of me. I found it cheap recently though, so I'm going to give it a fair go.
Robotbot abuses 3D more in a way that reminds me of Kirby 64's occasional curved paths and circular rooms. Especially in boss fights.
The only problem is in Kirby fashion the final boss fight is just a shitty shmup (Unless you're doing the arena which has one of the more creative "soul" fights in the series)
what's the lore on borb