This guy had no grip and no shoes and even he could do it. I'm very agile and quite experienced so I can tell you stuff like this comes in very handy in real life
https://youtube.com/watch/kiXYop0Cb00
I used to know a kid in 6th grade that could run up walls and scale them like he was climbing on air. This kid would just run up to any wall, jump up, and propel himself upwards. The highest I ever saw him go and touch upwards was maybe 15 feet. He was like 5'5-5'7 just for references.
He had like adhd or something. Last I him do it was like 7th-8th grade. I don't think I ever saw him again. Last time he had done it he had gotten less air though. Maybe just 10 feet.
I'm not sure. He was a skinny kid which helps but in theory if you have the muscle to offset a higher weight then you can probably do it too. Sort of like parkour, you don't have to be stick thin to do it.
I've never tried wall jumping in real life, but during lunch time in highschool I would try to learn parkour by learning how to jump off slanted surfaces. In the courtyard of the school there were these brick walls that had lights that I one day got the bright idea of using them as parkour training. My reasoning was that if I could jump off a slanted surface and not slip then in theory this would translate into wall jumping. Sort of like a videogame or an anime character. Kind of funny thinking back that I was a very shy kid but lacked enough self awareness to not realize that the courtyard had tons of windows so at any given time I probably had 100 something people watching me including the teachers trying and failing to jump off a light and onto the 3 foot(more or less) brick ledge. Eventually this skill came in handy when there was ice around the courtyard and I was the only one to not have trouble walking on it or slanted icy surfaces.
Plz feel free to ask any questions.
Lel. Can you believe I've never gotten diagnosed :]
Yeah walljumping is one thing, but what about doublejumping?
I did that once in school and have told the story on here before. >be me >on my way to class >take same stairs I've taken for a year now >lots of people behind me and in front >about to reach the last floor where my next class is at >about to reach the final step >as I step on the last one I suddenly feel like I stepped on an extra step >doesn't even feel solid >feels like a bubble but theres nothing there just air >"the frick??" >all within a second I stepped on some "air bubble" and used it hop up to the end of the stairway >went back after class and school to try to retrace and count my steps to see if there was another explanation >nope
It wasn't very grand but still cool because it counts as a double jump. I basically stepped on a small air bubble that formed in a closed building for no apperant reason and I jumped up on it.
I used to “double jump” a lot when I was a kid
Tell your story friend. How was your double jumping experience?
>driving down highway one day a few years ago >house on the side of the road has three ~10 year olds on the front porch >all flossing
i will forever associate fortnite with this memory
I'm in my 30s and I still find it funny. I think I might put some out in the off chance you stumble upon it and get feel your testicles shrivel just a little bit more in pure cringe.
I own a shotgun and spend a long time trying to learn to fire "from the hip" and after hundreds, maybe even thousands, of shells I was actually able to get pretty darn accurate with shooting without looking down the sights. Only issue is that it did not translate at all to other firearms and I really only got a hang of it with my shotgun.
Lots of practice, really. A lot of it is about the muscle memory of holding the gun in a very similar position each time and just getting a feel of how your gun will shoot. It have some backyard targets and I started out by marking the same spot to stand aiming at the same targets in the same spot until I sort of understood it, then would step back further or move the targets, or I'd walk while doing it. With enough practice I was able to hold it in different positions (including right near my hip for some true 'hip firing') but it took a lot of weekends of going out and just shooting bulk russian ammo.
balancing on rails is surprisingly hard and stressful.
it's a lot harder than just balancing stationary on a rail.
that desperate jerking back and forth to adjust your weight is basically unavoidable. so sad we will never look cool while rail grinding.
You can't do this irl.
inb4 a bunch of funny guys come in pretending that you can.
its definitely possible if you're athletic
This guy had no grip and no shoes and even he could do it. I'm very agile and quite experienced so I can tell you stuff like this comes in very handy in real life
https://youtube.com/watch/kiXYop0Cb00
Obvious Rick Roll, not clicking.
Is Rick Astley in the room with us right now?
Of course not, I didn't click the link.
That's dumb. He only loses height after the first jump. It's not a triple wall jump when barely stays at the same height
You're dumb.
>Gets proven wrong
>YOU'RE dumb
Don't fricking argue with me or I'll flay you alive you little rat
What the frick is that cancer of editing
What? It's normal adhd editing that is everywhere in media that is meant for shorts.
It made me want to punch a fricking wall and then his face
just walljump off his face
i like to call it as 'zoomer editing' or 'mrbeast editing'
it pains me
I’m proud to say I’ve never watched a single second of Mr. Beast
you can get hang time and even double jump with enough willpower
Correct
However, *this* actually does work irl.
thought that was scolipede in the thumbnail
I used to know a kid in 6th grade that could run up walls and scale them like he was climbing on air. This kid would just run up to any wall, jump up, and propel himself upwards. The highest I ever saw him go and touch upwards was maybe 15 feet. He was like 5'5-5'7 just for references.
He had like adhd or something. Last I him do it was like 7th-8th grade. I don't think I ever saw him again. Last time he had done it he had gotten less air though. Maybe just 10 feet.
Is it something you can only do if you're lightweight?
I'm not sure. He was a skinny kid which helps but in theory if you have the muscle to offset a higher weight then you can probably do it too. Sort of like parkour, you don't have to be stick thin to do it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7N0yvvthbpU
Funny how the "it's impossible" crowd hasn't replied to you...
That's so cool
Fats need not apply
enter
That's a big gap, when it's a bit closer together you can do this very smoothly and he did he even with that
he put flubber on his shoes it doesnt count
Those cops need to frick off.
Cops were amused by it, clearly.
gb2plebbit homosexual
I've never tried wall jumping in real life, but during lunch time in highschool I would try to learn parkour by learning how to jump off slanted surfaces. In the courtyard of the school there were these brick walls that had lights that I one day got the bright idea of using them as parkour training. My reasoning was that if I could jump off a slanted surface and not slip then in theory this would translate into wall jumping. Sort of like a videogame or an anime character. Kind of funny thinking back that I was a very shy kid but lacked enough self awareness to not realize that the courtyard had tons of windows so at any given time I probably had 100 something people watching me including the teachers trying and failing to jump off a light and onto the 3 foot(more or less) brick ledge. Eventually this skill came in handy when there was ice around the courtyard and I was the only one to not have trouble walking on it or slanted icy surfaces.
Plz feel free to ask any questions.
based autism
Lel. Can you believe I've never gotten diagnosed :]
I did that once in school and have told the story on here before.
>be me
>on my way to class
>take same stairs I've taken for a year now
>lots of people behind me and in front
>about to reach the last floor where my next class is at
>about to reach the final step
>as I step on the last one I suddenly feel like I stepped on an extra step
>doesn't even feel solid
>feels like a bubble but theres nothing there just air
>"the frick??"
>all within a second I stepped on some "air bubble" and used it hop up to the end of the stairway
>went back after class and school to try to retrace and count my steps to see if there was another explanation
>nope
It wasn't very grand but still cool because it counts as a double jump. I basically stepped on a small air bubble that formed in a closed building for no apperant reason and I jumped up on it.
Tell your story friend. How was your double jumping experience?
BTFO
https://youtube.com/shorts/kiXYop0Cb00?feature=share
crippling depression
Relatable.
definitely used the πr^2 at 18 seconds many, many times. wtf is WUγ + RUρ + SUγUρ though?
Fortnite dances.
>driving down highway one day a few years ago
>house on the side of the road has three ~10 year olds on the front porch
>all flossing
i will forever associate fortnite with this memory
Graffiti from my park
While it does not happen often, I receive a visceral feeling of immediate disgust any time I see this nonsense in meatspace.
I'm in my 30s and I still find it funny. I think I might put some out in the off chance you stumble upon it and get feel your testicles shrivel just a little bit more in pure cringe.
You're acting real sussy rn senpai.
she cute 🙂
noclipping for upskirts
Successfully tap strafed twice
I can't afford a car so I just wavedash everywhere.
Confidante system
>persona
>give autists the ability to form relationships with people
I'll admit ever since I played Persona 10 years ago I'd sometimes categorize my relationships in social link ranks
Evasion,Focus and Racism
Whoa is that a wall jump? Didn’t temco patent that with ninja gaiden?
I've noclipped to school before personally.
I own a shotgun and spend a long time trying to learn to fire "from the hip" and after hundreds, maybe even thousands, of shells I was actually able to get pretty darn accurate with shooting without looking down the sights. Only issue is that it did not translate at all to other firearms and I really only got a hang of it with my shotgun.
Tips /k/ommando?
Lots of practice, really. A lot of it is about the muscle memory of holding the gun in a very similar position each time and just getting a feel of how your gun will shoot. It have some backyard targets and I started out by marking the same spot to stand aiming at the same targets in the same spot until I sort of understood it, then would step back further or move the targets, or I'd walk while doing it. With enough practice I was able to hold it in different positions (including right near my hip for some true 'hip firing') but it took a lot of weekends of going out and just shooting bulk russian ammo.
overcoming barriers through the power of friendship
>that kid who walljumped into school
Die Degenerate!
YOOOO thats pretty sick 😀
balancing on rails is surprisingly hard and stressful.
it's a lot harder than just balancing stationary on a rail.
that desperate jerking back and forth to adjust your weight is basically unavoidable. so sad we will never look cool while rail grinding.
Someone please tell me a version with city escape music and SA2 SFX/HUD exists
Yeah walljumping is one thing, but what about doublejumping?
>that kid who crouch jumped to school
I used to “double jump” a lot when I was a kid
I tried running like sonic with my arms behind me and immediately fell face first in the dirt
As a kid, I always thought the only reason why I can't use magic is because I don't have enough Mana
You were right, should've found some fallen stars.
anon was probably a good kid and he went to bed early so all the stars disappeared in the morning while he was stuck inside all night
MY MOUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET THE WARIO STEAM!!!
man that girl got one hell of a fricking humbling that day
how do you move on from the memory of 500lb kid wario blasting ass right into your face
I did this once and wound up on the other side of the corner, do not do this
Funny, when I tried it I just broke my coccyx
unironically logic chess from AAI or just deduction and pointing out people's contradictions and lies in general from Ace Attorney
I learn how to knock people's teeth out from Def Jam:FFNY
>Verification not required
Lose line of sight if running away from the police
If you can play Maps on Drum Expert, you can play it on a real kit