Joker sucks

Am I the only person who hated joker he sucked as a character and his romance with edi is cringe sucks you’re forced to deal with him for 3 games

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Name 1 (one) good character in ME
    I liked Garrus for the same reason people like fucking power rangers, he looks cool and has a couple positive traits like "wanting justice" and "shooting things well"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mordin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly fair. The genophage plot was a fucking meme though, if they didn't retcon it from a sterilization plague to a miscarriage-inator I would be 100% on board with it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They shouldn't have been greedy garden gnomes and kept his original VA for ME3.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Reddin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mordin

      Also Wrex. Though that may just be my feelings getting in the way.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I mean he's loveable, they all are to an extent, but they're one dimensional
        Doubly so because he's a krogan, which are meant to be two bit retards that won't even stop their own race from going extinct

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. I've just got a soft spot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Like the other anon said, Mordin but I also think Thane is decent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tali, but I understand people not vibing with her for being waifu bait.
      Also Anderson is objectively based.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's a knockoff of Sgt Johnson

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >knock-off
          He's the upgrade. Seethe about it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anderson is basically Johnson if he wasn't a retarded meathead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Has Keith David ever had a bad role?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anderson is 100% based and one of the best parts of ME.

        Everything in ME is either 100% based or 100% cringe. Nothing in-between.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Since Tali wasn't a wife option in ME1, she isn't even waifu bait. In fact, you have to read guides to know you need to wait until ME2 to get her. Meaning most people didn't pick her until the second playthrough, if that. And she's a good wingman/exposition character even if you don't choose her for a relationship.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wrex aka the only one to drop the hardboiled shit for a microsecond and treat you like an actual person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wrex
      Grunt
      Mordin
      Captain Kirrahe
      Anderson
      Legion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Grunt
        >fucking Grunt
        >the literal blank slate test tube baby

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but Grunt was cool. It's BECAUSE he's a blank slate test tube baby that he's interesting. Nearly every single krogan in the trilogy (exceptions - Wrex, that one excessively polite one on Illium who was used as a joke) is almost exactly the same and Grunt is a first hand view into why, because even though he ends up the same way as the rest of them we see him develop and learn more about Krogan culture and impulses from someone who's experiencing it all for himself at the same time we are.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot Charr a.k.a. blue rose of illium guy and the Urdnot shaman. Krogan are fucking based and anyone who trusts the conniving salarians over them is a chucklefuck.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >the Charr mission in 3

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can name many.
      And OP is a fag Joker is based, shittalks Thessia and has been on board since the very beginning.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What dogshit fucking tastes, holy shit.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Came here to say this lmao. Kaidan is garbage

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the barren Australian as a love interest
            >thinking Aria is badass
            >putting Jenkins and Thane that low
            I reiterate, dogshit tastes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          STFU I've played through the trilogy 25 times and this is the definitive tier list.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        trash list

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Trash list and trash taste. Also, Ash deserves to be Brothers in Arms tier for her based take on xeno scum.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >a female
          >brothers in arms
          Lol.
          Also she is only racist out of a sense of misguided Alliance loyalty and lack of interaction with aliens, not because she's smart like Miranda.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Kaiden
        >top
        He was a whiny fag.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute perfection except Kaiden who deserves to eat the nuke.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Jacob
        Okay, I laughed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The one and only, the alpha, the omega, the saviour: Conrad Verner

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Would of unironically been kino if you could of actually taken this retard under your wing as a squadmate only to find out he's actually a natural born killer. Also, his personality could of been molded by your Paragon/Renegade.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Also, his personality could of been molded by your Paragon/Renegade.
          They meant to do this somewhat but there was an error migrating saves between ME1 and ME2 causing him to always interpret your ME1 actions as renegade.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Kirrahe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So do you want a good character or a deep character? They are not mutually exclusive.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A good character > a deep character. If you want depth read a book or watch Neon Genesis Evangeliob: the End of Evangelion directed by Hideaki Anno from Gainax Studio in the State of Japan also known as Nippon-koku or the Empire of the Rising Sun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My Shepard and Miranda. Fuck aliens, fuck garden gnomes, fuck jannies, and most importantly fuck morons.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >most importantly fuck morons.
        Miranda agrees.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is less about the character himself and more about him being voiced by Seth Green, whose performance ruins him because Seth has no business voicing a character in a video game space opera

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >him being voiced by Seth Green

      yeah its always jarring when a movie actor is a VO in a game.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Celebrity appearance has been happening since the n64 but you’re just too stupid to realize it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's still the best acting Seth Green has ever done. Low bar I know.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rent free and all, but i just assumed seth green had made some kind of statement in support of left-wing politics
      right there with you though, if i can visualize your dumb movie actor face when you're talking, you have no business doing voice acting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rent free and all, but i just assumed seth green had made some kind of statement in support of left-wing politics
      right there with you though, if i can visualize your dumb movie actor face when you're talking, you have no business doing voice acting

      i'm just gonna say
      it's seth green. have you people ever watched robot chicken? he's b-list enough to not be above VA'ing and nerd enough to gladly do it. he's not some star trek has been forced into doing VA work

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he still voices Chris on Family Guy and they use that to mock him sometimes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i know dude

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just adding to your point more then revealing information to you.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              fair enough man, i just skimmed through your post and missed that. thanks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Family Guy, of all shows, punching down
          >during a stewie/brian gimmick episode no less
          gross

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            see

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLy2jU02i6k

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sasuga jokah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I wonder if his fanbase knows how gnomish he really is
        How did they get away with it.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I called him a cripple in 2.

    No regrets.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeah yeah whatever op BUT WHY IS EDI IN ME3
    I DONT GET IT

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only ME character I legitimately don't like is The Blue Forced Shit. Nobody (even in the Andromeda crew) wasn't as annoying as that creator's pet.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so daily mass effect 3 threads eh?

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking love it

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the game should have let you blame him for killing shepard in ME2 or at least have him have some guilt, your first scene together was really tone deaf he acts like he didn't have you ejected into space and burn up into meaty sludge

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What was up with that Cavemen vision from that globe in 1?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it supposed to imply that humanity was artificially uplifted by Protheans and that the memory of this is somehow deeply encoded in all humans? Also a Space Odyssey reference I guess

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    joker is a loveable loser but only because he's talented

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He hardly does anything in the trilogy.
    And unless you go to the cockpit to talk to him, you have almost no interactions with Joker.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why could the series never recapture that feeling of when you spoke to Sovereign or Vigil?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because you beat Sovereign in game 1.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WE'VE GOT A MAN DOWN!
    MAN DOOOOWN!
    GRENAAAAAADE!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Heh, that brings back memories.
      >Jacob...
      >*turret noises*

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't expecting the Prothean in 3 to sound like a Zulu.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate seth green in general

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The NFT thing was kinda funny. Assuming it wasn't staged.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that it really was

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What was with the character change from 1 to 2, in 1 he like makes maybe two jokes and then in 2 he's constantly throwing out self-aware "humour", like did they completely miss the whole reason he's called Joker?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the whole trilogy is an incoherent mess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >in 1 he like makes maybe two jokes
      AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
      THE JOKAH MADE 2 JOKES
      BASED MASS EFFECT. I LOVE IT EVEN MORE NOW!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He makes more than 2 jokes, but he's also more of a whiny moron who constantly complains about something. I honestly found him annoying his entire character was basically "disabled man" wans him non-stop talking about how much worse he's had it than every else.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't have that many lines in 1 from what I remember, you've only got the one conversation that you can keep having with him and whatever he'll say at the start and end of each mission

        Yeah wasn't Joker an ironic nickname in 1?

        Yes, he never smiled or something so his instructor called him that and then he came top of his class and was smiling then, I get that he's kind of laid-back in the first one but 2 just takes it to a stupid extreme that seems unrealistic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah wasn't Joker an ironic nickname in 1?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It was for the better. He's much more likable as a snarky ace pilot guy than as a whiny downer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every character changed in ME2. It's like the whole game was made by another team. Then they revert back to their ME1 personalities the minute ME3 starts. And even make jokes about how stupid "all the Cerberus stuff was."

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Garrua was pretty much the same. So was Wrex.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Joker: Those stupid bitch ass Asari should have had more soldiers than hookers now they're all dead ROFL XDDD
    >Shep: I was just on the ground watching their whole civilization on fire, so can you maybe try to save the jokes for later?
    >Joker: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM SHEPARD I AM JUST DEFUSING THE TENSION FUCKER FUCK YOU MY FAMILY IS DEAD
    oooooooooooookay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shepard should've cracked open a bottle of champagne when Thessia got hit. He was just being a sore loser. And Liara needed to Ben Dover.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >And Liara needed to Ben Dover

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    QUIT RAILROADING ME INTO LIARA I DON'T WANT HER! FUCK OFF!

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Keep in mind he willingly joined Cerberus the second he had a chance

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they promised him a ship and a OP he'd get behind. Most of the Cerberus crew on the Normandy claim they were really only involved in the noble missions which is why most of them join Shepard in quitting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He joined a terrorist organization, dude.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          One that would let him actually do something good, otherwise he'd just be grounded on Earth. The collector war is the only thing he did for Cerberus and once that was over, all the tech people and EDI disabled all of TIM's spy tech/overrides and told him to go fuck himself.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dude. He joined a terrorist organization.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              How much of an NPC are you?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Slightly morally ambiguous and challenging writing bad.
              Never watch any critically acclaimed crime drama.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're talking about something completely different. You're defending a terrorist, not the writing.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're being an indoctrinated moralcuck on Ganker. Don't you have some ukraine shilling on twitter quotato fill?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Slightly morally ambiguous and challenging writing bad.

                >Join Cerberus
                >No they killed Alliance personnel, not to mention killing my men on Akuze
                >Uh no, you have to join Cerberus
                >Nah, I'll go to the Citadel, reinstate my Spectre status and talk to Anderson/Udina
                >No, everyone is conveniently ignorant and hard wall you so you HAVE to join Cerberus

                It was shit. ME2 is shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >not to mention killing my men on Akuze
                Only in one background, but it's weird that you can't bring it up.
                >ME2 is shit.
                Cerberus was, but ME2 wasn't.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dude. He joined a terrorist organization.

          >he falls for the terrorism meme
          Good goyim.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dude. He joined a terrorist organization.

          He didn't really "join" them though. He agreed to work with them, so that he could make use of their resources to do something he considered good and necessary. He didn't commit a single terrorist act while at it.

          I mean, if the world were to end and the only people willing and able to stop it would just so happen to be ISIS guys, would it really be wrong to work with them in this single case?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The beginning of 2 where you save him is the biggest bullshit in the entire series
    I'd have celebrated the annoying cripple getting killed

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I found his "jokes" to be annoying. In large part because I associate him with his real life actor, who is annoying. Eddi was great. And it sucked she had to be linked to this idiot.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls like Jack exist IRL? Preferably ones that aren't BPD and will cheat on me the instant they feel like it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Go to Portland, Oregon. You can't walk more than a block without running into one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd rather not have to dig one out of a pile of used heroin needles.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's the kind of girl you're looking for though...

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you're right

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      >Preferably ones that aren't BPD and will cheat on me the instant they feel like it
      Careful there, Icarus.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Do girls like Jack exist IRL?
      Yes!
      >Preferable ones that aren't BPD and will cheat on me the instant they feel like it
      No.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >do girls like jack exist irl
      yes
      >that aren't BPD and will cheat on me
      you're better off finding big foot riding a unicorn in Hitlers secret artic base

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I the only person who hated joker
    People generally seemed to like him, but you're probably not alone. I on the other hand seem to be the only person who wanted to fuck him into oblivion

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so little Shepard x Femshep porn?

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well I didn't know Mordin was going to die. FUCK.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He was fine right up until they gave EDI a physical body.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >*gayly* Later, commander…

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yes, all ME characters are shit tho and the game is also shit

    go back and play these games as a grown man and tell me otherwise

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he has aids

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