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I want to eat her pussy in that position.
Sauce?
Eldenborne: Prepare for Cunnilingus edition
you mean suck her wiener?
Sauce?
Neuron activation
Miyadzaki better run for his life if the DLC won't feature mommy Marika in her prime.
I will, but not for you
>why yes I chose the worst ending because I'm a waifugay
Ranni's ending is age of stars not frenzy flame dingus
im saying the age of stars endings is the worst ending. and that he chose it because hes a waifugay.
>anon is 10 years old
I actually chose it because prefer the tragic ending of a hero banishing themselves to a frozen void so their people can carve their own path, for better or for worse. It's a direct continuation of my tendency to pick the endings which erase divine influence in SMT games, with all the good and bad that entails.
>my tendency to pick the endings which erase divine influence in SMT games, with all the good and bad that entails.
which is why you shoud pick frenzy, tranni apologizer
Frenzy is obvious Chaos you dirty Lucifer-fricker.
Nah it’s the white ending from IV
>hurrr it's called chaos so it is
have sex
>completely overthrow any and all sense of order and melt all of creation down
>not chaotic
Piss off, flaming homosexual.
>melt all creation
>he thinks the golden order created anything when the erdtree is literally a parasite that overthrew the crucible
check out this homosexual he still thinks gwynevere is not an illusion lmoa
>the erdtree is literally a parasite
Don't parrot your moronic loretuber tripe to me, troglodyte.
>I watch troonytubers therefore everyone that not my fault you cant fricking read or comprehend a basic ass story without homosexuals telling you
Not him but the Greater Will ''overthrew'' (stimulated) the One Great.
The chaotic Crucible, which came after, was a Greater Will thing.
the one great is the tree you see except not golden, the elden beast is nothing but a parasite that feats on dead people, greater troony and crucible are memes of the dragons and men respectfully, which is why the crucible knights use those moronic dragon tail magics
>the one great is the tree you see except not golden
It doesn't really matter what it was, what matter is that the Elden Star w/ Elden Beast crushed into it and generated life into the world.
Before that there were no living thing outside of the One Great and the Frenzy crew want the world to return to that state.
>Elden Beast generated life into the world.
t.two fingers
life existed long before that homosexual invaded our planet, it just took over and imposed its "order" meme on everyone using a hot goddess and the strongest tarnished ever to conquer everyone and force their troony religion
>he thinks Marika was the first holder of the Elden Ring
>he thinks the Elden Ring arrived with the Erdtree
>he thinks Tarnished were even a thing when the Golden Order first gained control of the land
Lorelet
that's not what I said, holy cope
You talked about the GW using Marika and the Tarnished to establish order except the GW already had a previous order with the Ancient Dragons at the helm, and that the Tarnished didn't exist until Godfrey was banished which happened after the GO had crushed all resistance
it seems you have not beaten the game, come back later
>the dragons served the GW
Every time with you chaos gay lorelets LMAO
>The Greater Will created the Elden Ring
>the Elden Ring was in Farum Azula
>Placidusax was Elden Lord
>Ancient Dragons are heavily associated and literally made up of Gold, the same gold that is derived from the Erdtree
>somehow they have zero connection
lol
>all this headcanon and more can be yours if you become a chaos Black person lorelet!
samegay
>life existed long before that homosexual invaded our planet
It didn't generate life, it stimulated life, get it through your skull.
>it just took over and imposed its "order" meme on everyone using a hot goddess and the strongest tarnished ever to conquer everyone and force their troony religion
Fricking hell, you do know that the world didn't went straight from ''Greater Will arrives'' to ''any order is established'', right?
>it didn't generate life it just made it happen lol
you didn't beat the game
>removed levelling up
That's just stupid. The actual good change would be making it so the starting class determines which stats you can level up. For example if you picked Astrologer you wouldn't be able to level up Faith or Strength, Samurai wouldn't let you level up Int or Faith, and so on.
you have not achieved victory
Play Sekiro if you hate RPG mechanics. Simple as.
there is a phallacy in your acquisition of success
>>it didn't generate life it just made it happen lol
Are you stupid? Do you understand ANYTHING at all that people are writing to you?
Give it a damn rest with the whole world is against me attitude.
you will never be a woman
Reminder to ignore the schizo chaos gay that samegays in every single lorethread using massive amount of headcanon and one line from Hyetta while ignoring everything else to justify his fanfiction
Point and laugh at the chaos gay lorelet. Do not treat him like an adult that can read.
I'm the first post you quoted and I'm not the person you're talking about.
I don't even think I said anything factually wrong in that post.
In the beginning there was only the One Great, then the Greater Will sent his star in the Lands Between and that stimulated the creation of multiple lifeforms, some of them chaotic in nature.
Shabriri, Hyetta and the Three Fingers want the world to go back to its original primordial state.
Oh, and by that I mean a return to the unstimulated One Great.
Lmao no, they want to destroy everything. The 'One Great' horseshit is headcanon. Only Hyetta references it.
>"The words of the Three Fingers. As your maiden, allow me to divine them. All that there is came from the One Great. Then came fractures, and births, and souls. But the Greater Will made a mistake. Torment, despair, affliction... every sin, every curse. Every one, born of the mistake. And so, what was borrowed must be returned. Melt it all away, with the yellow chaos flame. Until all is One again."
>b-bro what do you meaaaaaaan, why would the Three Fingers (who have literally every reason in the world to lie and do in fact lie to you on several occasions to coerce you to destroy everything) ever lie to you about anything?
>"Those who gave me grapes howled without words. Saying they wished they were never born. Become their lord. Take their torment, despair. Their affliction. Every sin, every curse. And melt it all away. As the Lord of Chaos. No more fractures...no more birth"
Hmmmmm, doesn't really sound like they plan on rebirthing anything at all! Not even this 'One Great' you keep rambling about!
>"Seek audience with the Three Fingers and the flame of frenzy. If you inherit the flame of frenzy, your flesh will serve as kindling and the girl can be spared ...setting you on the righteous path of lordship."
Hmmmm, rather convenient that Shabriri lies to you about the reason to inherit the Flame of Frenzy. Why wouldn't he just be honest about it?
>"You are about to sacrifice something precious. The life of a fair maiden, that you would toss into the fiery forge. Only so that you may be Lord. What a horrible thing to ponder. Your ascendency requires her sacrifice, whether she wishes it or not. But how would the Lord, crowned so, be looked upon?"
Wow, why is Shabriri so concerned about one girl's life when it's pretty obvious that the Frenzied Flame ending kills LITERALLY everyone? Oh! Maybe it's because he's lying! Shocking!
Where did that anon say they planned on rebirthing anyone? The original state is a singular nothingness with no life, Hyetta makes that pretty clear to you and tells you outright that the Three Fingers believe life is a mistake. I'm genuinely confused what you're arguing about, that the GW didn't create life and the One Great doesn't exist? The One Great is literally just the Monad, it's not that deep
>Hmmmmm, doesn't really sound like they plan on rebirthing anything at all! Not even this 'One Great' you keep rambling about!
the one great isnt a deity, its the name of the singular being that used to exist in the world of elden ring before it fractured into every living creature, god and mortal. melting the entire world into living flaming primordial soup is restoring the one great by definition.
>More chaos Black person fanfiction
It's hilarious. You morons are literally only capable of reading one line from Hyetta and using it to willfully misinterpret everything else in the game that contradicts it. It's not like the Three Fingers would lie to you, after all!
Cope with your headcanon, homosexuals.
What exactly contradicts what's being said here? And like I said we know the Three Fingers don't lie to you because what they want to happen is exactly what happens when you do the FF ending: all life is incinerated and returned to a primordial nothingness. Are you coping about how the GW is a space parasite or whatever? Because why would the Three Fingers give credence towards it then, it'd be like Satan telling a non-believer that God is actually totally legit and that He created your existence. You're whining anout misinterpretations but not even trying to argue what's being misintrepreted.
>? And like I said we know the Three Fingers don't lie to you because what they want to happen is exactly what happens when you do the FF ending: all life is incinerated and returned to a primordial nothingness.
Headcanon that life before the Greater Will was 'primordial nothingness'. Several items about the Crucible directly contradict Hyetta. Why are you making shit up, you dumb Black person?
> Are you coping about how the GW is a space parasite or whatever?
I've never once claimed this because unlike you homosexuals I don't use headcanon to justify any moronic fanfiction.
MAY LE REDDIT CHAOS TAKE LE WORLD!
the crucible is an aspect of the greater will's power just like the erdtree is. nothing existed before the greater will, its an Abrahamic creation deity. "outer gods" are all subservient and not at all comparable. why do you argue like a little b***h?
>more fanfiction
You chaos Black folk are really just so predictable lmao
How does the Crucible contradict Hyetta? Like when the GW sent the Elden Beast it arrived on a Golden Star, seems pretty plausible that the star would grow into the Crucible, especially with how it's described as a red gold color i.e. the Elden Ring before destined death is removed
literally nothing in the entire game contradicts the one great theory. in fact, its the only creation myth were provided at all.
>t. dumb Black person that headcanons the Crucible into being the 'One Great' with absolutely no evidence
dummy the crucible isnt even the first recorded avatar of the greater will's power. how could it create all life when we know for a fact that civilizations rose and fell before its time. why do you argue like a little b***h?
>he responds with yet more fanfiction when the Crucible is explicitly the source of ALL life
Lol. Lmao. Chaos Black folk, amirite?
its not youre mistaken. why do you argue like a little b***h?
>i-it's not! my fanfiction is right!
Holy shit you are moronic
> they want to destroy everything
Huh? Did I said they don't want to?
They want to destroy everything, as clearly seen in their ending, and melt everything together.
Maybe it's not exactly going to the origin of the world but that wasn't my point.
The beginning of this specific discussion was about whether the Frenzy ending could be considered chaotic or not and I added to that conversation the fact that in the past the Crucible itself, stimulated by the Greater Will, spawned ''chaotic'' life.
All the above stupid shit to say that ''chaos'' isn't easy to categorize in this game.
>everything created by something called One Great
>then births and souls, aka life, from the Greater Will
>THEN GW follows up with something that led to despair, aka sentience, and thus humans
That's it, the lore couldn't be simpler, and your room temperature iq didn't get it and had to lash out and call all the lore presented "le headcanon". God forbid they put unique lore dumps into each ending to make them all valuable to the greater picture! No, of course FS would put bullshit nonsense into the ending of a major questline, that makes more literary sense!
Christ, almost a full year later and we still get lorelet fanfiction writers, now with possibly the most moronic take of all year.
>he spews more headcanon fanfiction nonsense with nothing to back it up once more
Chaos gays are just too predictable lmao. Wait! You'll mention one line from Hyetta next and extrapolate everything from that with absolutely no basis!
>it was mellow before we got called out on our sperg fanfiction. Why are you such a meanie? 🙁
youre wrong and refuse to listen to the like 7 people telling you so. and when they provide evidence you tantrum like a child. why would anyone bother responding in good faith?
>the 2 people blatantly samegayging with the same schizo ramblings and fanfiction talking points are LITERALLY everyone
Quiet, chaos sperg.
or what? you're too stupid to debate but you've made it obvious you're at least you're good for making fun of
>you're stupid because you won't debate my made-up headcanon and fanfiction ad nauseum and just make fun of me instead 🙁
Yawn. Cry more chaos Black person.
You're saying that because you're an idiot not because it's true, is what he's saying anon. You would have gotten this nuance, if you weren't an idiot.
>Literal israeli tricks
Yes goy, follow the people who steal others skin and worship a god with the name of a israeli demon.
>he didn't understand end of evangelion
i dont watch tranime. sorry bud!
>Baawww! This world is just so rotten! I wish everything would be reduced to a primordial, primeval state of existence just because that would mean everything goes down with me! Oh boo, boo hoo!
Best ending my ass.
>Subjugating yourself to a moon god when your goal was to cut yourself off from gods ruling humanity in the first place.
I don't get Ranni.
The 'moon god' isn't an actual god, the age of stars is about freeing humanity from gods and greater wills and allowing them to forge their own path.
source?
oh your ass
Where's your source on """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""moon god"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" homosexual
Source?
oh yeah your ass
just like all the lore in this trashfire of a game
he made it up like you
>The 'moon god' isn't an actual god
I thought it was implied it was because both Ranni and her mother could use magic based on it?
Just sounds like a power source to me. The stars aren't gods either but they give power to magic
Most of the sorceries in the game come from Glintstone, the crystallized vitality of the stars. It's like a science to these people. They research the stars, study glintstone manipulation and learn how to recreate cosmic shit in the form of spells.
The sorceries that require faith are the only ones seemingly linked to deities, except maybe Abbarant sorceries which use ones own blood. Magma for example uses the power of Mt. Gelmir's magma mixed with faith in the devouring serpent. Death Sorceries seem to use peoples souls mixed with faith in the unnamed death god.
tRanni gays are absolutely pathetic.
The Dark Moon is the black moon of Nokstella, an outer god. It's also potentially a black hole and will presumably eat the world.
The Black Moon is entirely different from the Dark Moon. God you lorelets are insufferable.
Shut the frick up, chaos gay. I'm done entertaining you fanfiction writing morons.
>no argument
I accept your concession. Seriously though what are you arguing about? People arguing that the Frenzied Flame is just wiping the slate clean and want a new world to rise from the ashes are moronic, but that's not what's being said here
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! MY ENDING IS GOOD IT CANT POSSIBLY BE BAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
The black moon and the Dark Moon are the same thing, a dark/black moon that commands the stars and is worshiped in conjunction with an Age of Stars. Ranni's god and Nokron's god are the same entity, and that god is likely to force Ranni to restore Nokron or to otherwise just eat the planet. It already looks like a black hole devouring a moon, and the Nox who worshiped it invented spells like Eternal Darkness, a black hole that devours spells -- and being an orb that tries to nullify spells is already a trait seen with Rennala and Ranni's moon spells. The Carians were conned by the stars from the start.
Wrong, you dumb Black person. The Black Moon explicitly is tied to Nokron. The Dark Moon is not. The Black Moon is also missing. The Dark Moon is not.
God you fanfiction writing homosexuals are so desperate for attention. It's so sad.
hello different anon here. why do you argue like a little b***h?
>totally not samegay here, why do you keep BTFOing my moronic fanfiction in every thread? why don't you let me spew my moronic mouth diarrhea without consequence?
im from the other comment chain i just saw obvious traces of your homosexualry in a different argument youre obviously incorrect about and shared my thoughts. ive never seen you in the other lore threads though you'd be pretty obvious if i had, since you know like 4 words. you still haven't answered me.
>im just here to spew more moronic fanfiction without any actual evidence. why do you keep treating me like a moron?
it was actually quite a mellow, well thought thread before you began shitting it up. Do you read the words you write before you spew them out? why willfully choose to lessen the experiences of the posters ITT with your schizo demeanor and baseless understanding of the story? why do you argue like a little b***h?
Nokron is also the shorthand term for the entire civilization of the Eternal City, and the Eternal City was buried underground precisely because of Nokron's Fingerslayer Blade being made and used. The black moon isn't "missing", the Nox were literally cut off from it because they can't see the real sky anymore.
>Moon of Nokstella
>This talisman represents the lost black moon. The moon of Nokstella was the guide of countless stars.
Wow, it's almost like it's not the Dark Moon at all!
Fanfic Black person cope, love to see it.
>it seems pretty plausible that my headcanon is actually right, which is why I keep posting about it with absolutely nothing to support my fricktarded theories.
The Dark Moon commands the stars, Ranni even needs Radahn dead to make the stars move again and give her a "fate" to string along her plan. The Nox even used the same Starlight Shards potions that Seluvis does to make "dolls" as slaves. We find Nox "doll" summons in Nokron, showing the practice and the slavery by the stars still existed.
>The Dark Moon commands the stars
LMAO I would LOVE to know where you pulled this headcanon from. Your ass? Because this isn't stated anywhere.
> Ranni even needs Radahn dead to make the stars move again and give her a "fate" to string along her plan.
And this has... what to do with the Dark Moon? Oh. Right. Nothing. The stars being tied to Carian fate have nothing to do with the Dark Moon.
Ranni bows to her Dark Moon and literally summons it as she declares her Age of Stars, the same age the Nox are looking forward to with the exact same name, and said moon controls the stars.
Go ahead and post your quote/item description that actually confirms what you said, anon. About the Dark Moon and the Black Moon being the same thing. I'd love to see it.
Moon of Nokstella notes that the Dark Moon guided the stars, the same stars the Nox worshiped for their anticipated Age of Stars and Lord of Night (see all three Nox set descriptions), and the celestial Dew notes that the stars guide "fate", so the Dark Moon controlled them like they control people. A Nox Swordstress is also depicted as a statue in the Church of Vows, showing that there was indeed a faith and that the Dark Moon is an outer god, in addition to the Moonlight Altar. The Nightmaiden & Swordstress Puppets reveal that the Nox are a "cold-blooded race", tying in the night to the cold and thereby a link to Ranni's snow witch mentor, who taught her to fear the Dark Moon (ex: Glintstone Icecrag). Furthermore, Ranni's wedding ring tied to her being an empyrean is called the Dark Moon Ring, and we see a similar ring used for ritual purposes with Mohg and Miquella. Ranni has a ring tied to her empyrean status and linked to the Dark Moon, and Mohg likewise has/fashioned a ring for the empyrean Miquella and the Formless Mother outer god. Dark sorceries are also tied to the Eternal City, as noted in Eternal Darkness' description, and Sellia, which mainly excavates and researches the Eternal City, developed Night Sorceries.
Also, Moon of Nokstella has the Liurnian cuckoos on it, further connecting the overall cultures and faiths.
needs golden pubes
I only played it once, so what's the deal with her also being Radagon
that's the plan. I swear I'm not gonna shift to ranni midway through this time. I'm actually going to get the normal ending this time.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
>no rykard anarchy rune ending where you replace marika with zoraya
FROM better give best girl some fricking screentime in the DLC.
Elden Ring needs a Scholar treatment in general, too much shit missing and too much content cut before release.
Also more ganksquads
i'd love to elden her beast if you catch my drift
Only if you let me suckle the elden breast
FUTA wiener
Reminder that Marika by all accounts had personality of complete psycho reptile who will do anything to get her way and is unlikely to even conceptualize normal human feelings. As of default ending you are a disposable piece of meat who can be thrown into dumpster like Godfrey at moment's notice.
Lorelet.
Can't believe Vaati "copies" "lore" from posts like these.
Good thing Goldmask's ending fixes this by wiping her personality and making her an obedient god-wife.
Goldmask's ending probably wipes out Marika entirely, she's just a crumbling chunk of stone after the Mending Rune of Perfect Order is applied. Heck, Marika might even be de facto wrecked in each ending, and is only still around with the Elden Ring akin to Enia sticking around for Remembrance gear.
Or what
Frick women
The only appeal of Goldmask's ending is that Marika gets her authority completely annulled, demoted to generic harlot, and has to suck your dick if she doesn't want to get banned from capital.
What do you mean, 'only'? I was purely in it for the autistic Golden Order poses!
Is Goldmask the only objectively good ending in the game?
>Man has become the plaything of the Gods to marginalize others in eternal conflict. That must stop.
No because you're still fulfilling Marika's wish and instilling an even more fricked up version of order on the land while not doing anything about Death. Out of all the Golden Order endings, only Fia's is somewhat a break from things
>and instilling an even more fricked up version of order
Golden Order fundamentalism is not fricked up. It welcomes and enjoins the various ab-human variants, in fact it enjoins all life. Death is already fixed in every ending since Maliketh got owned.
>t. Radagon
Radagon is a gay and helped ruin the golden order with his autism. Real OG followers of the Greater Will understand that all things can be enjoined, and that "heresy" is just you being salty that you had an incorrect assumption about the world.
>Death is already fixed in every ending since Maliketh got owned.
Not unless someone explicitly rejoins the rune of death with the rest of the Elden Ring.
We know it's working even without that since the erd tree went from being unbothered by the flames of ruin to getting destroyed by them.
not really, because man is still beholden to the golden order, and nobody really knows what goldmask's "ideal" order is. ranni's ending does the "frick off and let humanity figure it out themselves" bit better, since she yoinks the order away from the world in it's entirety.
wait, what's good about everybody turning into skeletons?
>wait, what's good about everybody turning into skeletons?
There will no longer be any suffering brought from the weakness of flesh.
Yeah but the fricked up part is that Those Who Live In Death are literally soulless, right? Isn't that Godwyn's whole ordeal, that his soul was killed but not his flesh? So the skeletons are literally just animated bones with no souls inside them.
I don't think it's a good ending, it's more akin to a ''normal'' ending.
No more vassal God caprices but still under the influence of the Greater Will.
>>Omen creaturas who are even more mentaly deformed
Because they were mistreated for life, obviously.
The twins' back luck came from the Outer Gods' influence, so not her fault.
number (7, maybe more) of what became headless corpses in mausoleums
Now you're really just talking nonsense.
>Now you're really just talking nonsense.
Ghost in weeping peninsula claims that what's stored in mausoleum is Marika's unwanted child. It's next to one of churches.
Golden Lineage demigods are probably not Marika's direct children. Godrick the Grafted can't have his blood "Diluted" if he's the direct offspring.
I always thought Godrick was Godwyns descendant.
That's my theory as well, given he's the most beloved of Godrick's lineage. It's hard to say how they died though, probably during the shattering given no demi-god could die before Godwyn died and also the fact that for whatever reason their souls are gone and this is a huge deal.
Unwanted as in useless, not abort-tier child.
Struggle and try to win big? Good child.
Uninterested in the war? Get stomped on.
>still under the influence of the Greater Will.
The greater will is an objectively benevolent god
Yes but there multiple buts and it really depends on the era/order.
The Golden Order's ''bored'' Greater Will wasn't exactly at his best, if you ask me.
I wish she was a character.
>they had to add an icon next to "talk to melina" because blind motherfrickers kept not seeing it
this will never cease to amuse me.
>Scholar treatment
no thanks, I like the lighting engine as it is.
just because a game gives me the option to talk to a woman doesn't mean I'm gonna take it
It’s a shame we can’t do a tarnished incel run where we deny Melina and find another maiden to take her place. It could be like covenants but have an actual effect.
hey hey
Leviticus 18:22
She is a character. She is essentially Marika's real personality, while the part of her that genuinely supported the golden order eventually fractured off and became Radagon
>She is essentially Marika's real personality
Why are you spamming your headcanon everywhere, don't you have anything better to do?
All they had to do was have pop out of your ass everytime you leveled up.
She's the gloam eyed queen, not a marika fragment
I want to marry them all. Especially Millicent
It was physically painful that Millicent did not actually get to meet her 'mother' at the end of her questline. What a fricking tease.
they could of easily saved that by making Millicent "return" to Malenia as she kept saying she wished to and maybe reward the player with Malenia backing down and retaining Millicent's memories and fondness for the Tarnished for her own ending or whatever
i dunno, even more wasted potential as per usual with Elden Ring, i do enjoy the game but theres much i wish they actually did or explored, with DS even if things may of not been 100% you still got a satisfying conclusion despite there still obviously being more potential but EVERYTHING in Elden Ring feels have baked and unsatisfying
I'll give her my elden beast iykwim
No. Your feminine charms won't work on me.
You'd join mohgs cult you boy molesting fruit.
Keep projecting, twink. Blaidd is a man's man.
wolf daddy... I want to pet him and make him feel like a puppy, loved and cared, safe and relaxed, no need to be strong, just lie down in my lap and I'll pet your head till you fall asleep
All hot
Kill all furgays and dogfrickers
Marika is my Queen
Why is Marika so defective? Only Godwyn was seemingly normal.
twitter ruins everything it touches
I will post cute nippon art, and you can't stop me
Apparently elden ring is radioactive or something, which has catastrophic effect on reproductive health.
>Only Godwyn was seemingly normal.
But was he? It is more likely that there was something wrong with him as well, only it was not explicit.
Because almost from the beginning Marika subconsciously and then consciously wanted to unmake her own divinity, and that will was carried into the conceiving of her children, most of which were born with various kinds of powers that could be used to usurp the golden order.
Godwyn had a fish tail for legs
That was after he died.
You can see in the flashback he was standing on normal legs.
Ooooohhh the Elden Womb
That's a man
Post toons
post slides
Daily reminder
>tiny feet vs good sized feet
what did he mean by this
Basically, when it comes to having sons, you don't want them to inherit the mother's small feet and delicate limbs
That took a real sharp turn at the end there
You gotta be secretly gay to like "girls" with short hair right? I've never understood it.
see
nothing stops a girl from being a girl
not hairstyle not anything.
and if you're a guy its always straight to like a girl.
Why does this feel like something a hentai game protagonist would say in a speech?
because people die when they are killed
also the game
this. longhair is the female only trait. they even like minuscules instead of breasts. truly closets
frick off, homosexual
>Doesn't like an attractive woman
>Calls others gay for liking them
Whatever you say homo.
How much troony porn do you consume
If you look at an attractive person with short hair and think "male" -you're very, very gay.
low test
that's only cause you can't think for yourself and are scared of your own dumbass opinions
how the frick did you make a normal mouth? I always had a problem making a mouth look normal. they always were either unnaturally wide or weirdly narrow. no middle ground.
>normal looking jaw and neck
how
WE IZ GOBBOS
BASED
SCHEMES?
I GOT SCHEMES
JAPANESE GOBURIN
ew equip the blue hood immediately
Nah, I like the red one better since it matches the tiny bit of red on the back.
I like your ass!
Man I gotta work on my characters jaw. You guys are killing it.
post sliders if you're so great
>Tfw want to play again
>Tfw want to do NG+
>tfw had to reinstall and lost all my save data/screenshots
Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Yo what chest armor is that?
Fingerprint Armor. You get it from kiling Vyke in his Evergaol
My thanks, I really like the scarf+cape hybird.
beans
What armor is that? Looks like a more modest version of carian knight, which I dig very much.
Why do guys have mommy fetishes so much these days?
We yearn for women who aren't perpetual children that would sooner slaughter their own babies than ever take responsibility for anything in their lives.
>If you are attracted to fully grown b***h with well defined secondary gender traits you have mommy fetish
Is that what jacking off to kids does?
You just made all that shit up, I never said any of that. I'm asking why so many guys want to be coddled and treated like toddlers by women.
>why are men attracted to women who remind them of the only female figures in their lives who ever showed them unconditional love and support or who possess traits that would make them good mothers to their offspring?
>why aren't they instead attracted to capricious bawds who lack the emotional and intellectual capacity for love, maternity or empathy?
hmm I wonder
Because civilization was born in the fertile crescents of river valleys.
That's normal mating instinct. You are supposed to be looking for women that would be good child bearers.
Shit moms and too much porn
Most dudes today are limp-wristed homosexual b***hes. that barely quilify as males. A 12 year old girl could beat their asses and most of them behave like women. Ganker is a good example.
Thanks for reminding me dad. When the introduce soma to the masses it’ll be cut with estrogen.
Always have but after calling guys "daddy" became mainstream "mommy" came out too. Freud was right
Shitty cut content Early Access game everyone just laps up like a moron.
There was nothing wrong with any of Marika's children.
The two omens weren't inherently defective like some think and Godwyn was mighty fine.
M&M just had bad luck.
Both M&M were born with utterly ridiculous power that they squandered because the entire game is about how failing to accept obvious truths about the world and about yourself results in nothing but loss and suffering.
I don't think they squandered anything.
Malenia messed up only at the end of the Shattering war while Miquella didn't really do anything wrong (other than having poor security in his base).
Malenia went on a world tour just to prove she was the baddest b***h, and in the process not only got her dumbass put in a coma, she lost most of her knights, ruined a decent chunk of the lands between, and got her brother kidnapped. Miquella had such broken charisma powers that he could have literally ended the shattering wars or even prevented it from happening in the first place, but instead he sits in his room playing minecraft until he was abducted by the lavender mafia.
you've got the order of events wrong. mohg kidnaps miquella, malenia nearly marches the entire surface of TLB looking for him, makes godrick kiss her shoes, and then goes all out against radahn, reducing him to a husk of his former self, and trots back to the tree, trying to contain herself so she can leave again.
If she was just looking for Miquella she would not have brought her whole army and had no reason to fight Radahn. It's also not reasonable that Mohg would have been able to steal Miquella back when the Haligtree military was at full strength and while Malenia was still there.
>Malenia went on a world tour just to prove she was the baddest b***h
That's just warring.
>and in the process not only got her dumbass put in a coma, she lost most of her knights, ruined a decent chunk of the lands between
Like I said, she messed up only at the end of the war.
> Miquella had such broken charisma powers that he could have literally ended the shattering wars or even prevented it from happening in the first place
That's just what you personally think, don't take steps longer than your legs.
He pushed through with the Haligtree plan because that one could've not only stopped the war but also created a true new order.
But in the end he failed, like everyone else.
>That's just warring.
Yeah and war is bad. Especially when you're doing it just to meme on your rivals. Didn't even stop Godrick from doing his nonsense, just made sure he knew his place.
>That's just what you personally think,
Miquella was so compelling that his army makes Leyendell's look like a fricking joke. So compelling that he managed to accidentally bring a heretical cult to a screeching halt by being more appealing to his demon half brother than the actual god that plucked him from the sewers. He was just more interested in theological experiments than he was in actually fixing the REAL problem with the lands between, which was that everyone in charge of it were a bunch of stupid buttholes.
>Godwin - apparently healthy, no info
>Omen creaturas who are even more mentaly deformed than physically twisted, one is boy molesting eldritch abomination cult leader, other is just Uncle Ruckus homage.
>SLAMMED SMASHED GIGA INBRED EXISTENTIALLY FRICKED UP twins from herself, even more fricked than omens when you looked into it
>Unclear number (7, maybe more) of what became headless corpses in mausoleums
Most cursed womb in lands between, no contest. If Godwin actually was normal he was just very lucky.
Let me guess, you "NEED" more?
What the frick is that ugly piece of shit
this thing is so far into the game that no one uses it. they already have settled on a build and have upgraded their main weapons. so this just sits in the inventory.
if you're a brainlet maybe. you know you can get bell bearings that offer an infinite amount of every upgrade material you need to get all weapons to +24 and somber weapons to +9, that can be given to the statue in the roundtable hold so you can buy them anytime, right?
nobody cares, once you're 40 hours into the game you just want it to end
>if you're a brainlet maybe. you know you can get bell bearings that offer an infinite amount of every upgrade material you need to get all weapons to +24 and somber weapons to +9, that can be given to the statue in the roundtable hold so you can buy them anytime, right?
everyone fricking knows that. no one is going to upgrade a new weapon let alone a fricking boring straightsword especially at this point in the game.
why not? I mean that's the whole point of those bell bearings.
because there are way better faith weapons that completely outclass it.
it's still a good weapon.
>
LET ME GUESS
YOU NEED?
I used this and the regen ring far too many times when exploring those catacombs
this ugly ass texture made me think my "new" used gpu was dying
it looks so bad at 4k
small indie studio please understand
It's meant to look painted and faded anon...
adjudicator's shield my beloved
Based
YOU SNEED?
bolt of gransax.
>Bolt of gransax
>Placidusax can use it
Uhh
Lordsworn's Greatsword, simple as.
>dlc lets you fight Marika
>it's the hardest boss in the game
Please Midazaki.
>have the hardest boss in the game in a DLC
>in a game where malenia is a thing in the main game
unless you're talking about fair hard, how about no
I wanted to play this but it is always borrowed out from my local library...
talked to the turtle yesterday
so Radagon married Marika correct? and at what point did they "fused" together? and why?
the sooner you stop trying to understand the games nonsensical moronic lore the better.
t. lorelets trying to feel better
shut the frick up Black person
Who's "up Black person"?
why is the beast clergyman still alive after killing malekith
we still have no answer as to why marika actually shattered the elden ring (the thing that sets the entire story in motion)
why does rennala help us after we almost kill her
why does ranni not kill us after almost killing her mother (she even had to intervene to stop us)
why didn't marika just kill the last fire giant instead of having it sustain the only thing that could burn down the erdtree
why is there multiple lansseax?
who is godefroy and why is he identical to godrick even down to his grafted bodyparts?
why does mohg have an inexplicable body double underneath leyndell and how does morgott not know about it?
why is there a ghost of godfrey in leyndell?
why are omen's shunned but crucible knights, who manifest similar body parts aren't?
>why is the beast clergyman still alive after killing malekith
Because time is fricky in Farum Azula. Farum Azula was hit with the elden star but the dragons used their time powers to freeze the ruins in place (similarly to how Vivec froze the asteroid that was going to hit red mountain). When you fight through Farum Azula and eventually challenge and kill Maliketh, it's later in time from his perspective.
>we still have no answer as to why marika actually shattered the elden ring
She's mad buttmad about how her ability to have a normal life and family was ruined by her decision to become host to the ring to begin with. What pushed her over the edge was the death of her firstborn son, but the resentment had been growing for a long time.
>why does rennala help us after we almost kill her
Radagon rotted her brain and she literally doesn't even remember that you attacked her.
>why does ranni not kill us after almost killing her mother (she even had to intervene to stop us)
The spell that Ranni placed to protect her mom was likely laid long ago, she probably doesn't even know that it went off. That's also why Ranni can just instantly kill you but the Rennala moon battle isn't that tough
>why didn't marika just kill the last fire giant instead of having it sustain the only thing that could burn down the erdtree
Because she intended even back then for the erdtree to be destroyed
>why is there multiple lansseax?
There isn't. If you fight her the first time she runs away before dying. If you're asking why all the ancient dragons look the same, well you're just being racist.
>Farum Azula was hit with the elden star
The Elden Star? That happened at the beginning of time.
I think what struck Farum Azula was most likely the meteorite that spawned the Alabaster and Onyx Lords.
>The Elden Star? That happened at the beginning of time.
Not quite but a very VERY long time ago. Hence, 'Farum Azula has always been crumbling.'
Oh boy, we have another Hyetta ignorer.
You're assuming that the elden star was the first time that the greater will intervened in the lands between. It wasn't. After all, the crucible predates the erd tree, and that too was of the Greater Will. Was that the first time? Who knows, but I doubt it.
Why wouldn't it be? The Elden Ring is the source of the GWs power in the world. What is written in it is the law. It makes sense that the whole "shattering of the one great" was the elden ring defining it as different things.
Plus, the Erdtree seems to be something of Marika's design, a repurposing of the Crucible, as the tree did not become a thing until Marika became a thing. There is also the fact that the tree is reborn once you restore the ring meaning that the crucible may change forms depending on what the ring dictates.
The elden ring may have been destroyed or lost and needed a replacement. I don't particularly agree with the idea that the erd tree is just a reshaped crucible for a few reasons:
1. While they share a common spiritual theme (the recycling of life), they do so in completely contrary ways, the crucible mixes life together into new forms as if various ingredients poured into a mold, while the erd tree collects life into itself and then blooms new life from the collected bodies and gold.
2. The erd tree is fundamentally vulnerable to fire, while the crucible, at least presumably, would be powered by fire
3. The crucible knights still have their powers and creatures touched by the crucible like misbegotten and omens were still being born well after the erd tree existed, implying that the crucible itself still exists to some extent.
>while the crucible, at least presumably, would be powered by fire
?
The damn thing already burned out once.
A crucible is a bowl or a cup that you heat up in order to melt stuff inside of it.
>Crucible powered by fire
???
The Crucible Knights wear Red-gold armor, a reference to primitive gold metallurgy before methods of purifying the metal came to be. The Erdtree is golden and is implied to be the same thing or having dominion over the crucible. This is why Crucible incantations are also Erdtree Incantations. They are one and the same, the tree has just become this refined entity that no longer muddles life together.
Marika's world is all about manipulating living things, it's why the outer gods that have distinct differences are opposed to the Golden order, such as the rot gods concept of life being a fleeting, changing thing of death, decay and new birth; or the Twin Bird's concept turning the death into a power source for the living.
>That happened at the beginning of time.
Isn't that the point? Farum Azula is said to be eternally crumbling and it's the one place in the game that exists outside of time in any sense.
Living things didn't exist as separate entities until the GW shattered the one great.
Plus, the Ruins Greatsword is imbued with gravity magic implying something like a massive Fallen Star Beast shattered the city. It's time lock is probably inspired by event horizons since gravity magic is spacial warping magic.
>who is godefroy and why is he identical to godrick even down to his grafted bodyparts?
There is no good lore explanation for this, it's just blatant lazy design. The implication is that Godrick was not the person who invented grafting but that he learned it by studying the work of one of his ancestors, "Godefroy", but there's absolutely nor reason they should look identical, if anything they should look radically different other than their hair.
>why does mohg have an inexplicable body double underneath leyndell and how does morgott not know about it?
Morgott and Mohg can both create weird spirit projections to do stuff without having to physically be there, the Mohg under Leyendell is his version of Margit. Morgott probably DOES know he's down there, as Morgott's seal is behind the secret exit to fake-Mohg's boss room, and Morgott does not list Mohg as a traitor to the golden order. It may also be that Morgott incorrectly believes the phantom Mohg to be the real Mohg, still living in the sewers.
>why is there a ghost of godfrey in leyndell?
A spell by Morgott to make sure that nobody could just walk up the stairs and see that King Morgott is actually an omen.
>why are omen's shunned but crucible knights, who manifest similar body parts aren't?
Because the golden order is fricking stupid and does not understand what the actual purpose of the erd tree is. They see that omens look weird and assume they must be heretical aberrations for literally no theologically sound reason.
>Why is Beast Clergyman still Alive after Killing Malekith
They were probably too lazy to include a ghost option. It may have always been a projection though considering Malekith was banished to Farum Azula.
The entire beast temple is out of the ordinary for the area anyway, it's unironically Farum Azula Architecture.
>We still have no answers as to why Marika shattered the Elden Ring
Yes.
>Why does Rennala help us
She's mind broken and the first part of the fight was her students trying to kill you while she mindlessly transforms them into weapons.
>Why did Marika keep the last Fire Giant around
The flame was eternal, she needed something to make sure it behaved.
>Why is their multiple Lansseax
Just other Ancient Dragons. I guess you're nitpicking because they use her signature move?
>Who is Goedfroy
Another member of the Golden Lineage that practiced Grafting but got taken out.
>Why does Mohg have a double
An omen illusion to maintain a connection to his Omen loyalists. He'll save them when his Dynasty is formed, they could not make the journey to the bloodied terrace on their own.
>Why is there a ghost of Godrey.
Illusion made in his likeness to protect the city using his skill.
>Why are Omen shunned by Crucible Knights
Because Omen are confused with misbegotten due to the Omen Killer dropping the Crucible Knot, which is a horn visible on Misbegots but not Omen. Despite both having growths, Omens stem from the formless mother and is a result of a defiled soul, not a human who has blended with animal parts due to crucible interaction.
It is misbegotten that used to be seen as holy and then turned into slaves, not omen.
who fricking knows lol
They were always the same person. She subverted the golden order by genderbending herself in order to mate with himself. She’s a vessel that manipulated and slept with a bunch of people so she could destroy the elden beast that’s inside her. We crack her open like a jarperson because that’s basically what her and raddy are.
>They were always the same person.
Why would Marika's original alter ego have red hair, reminiscent of the giants?
uh, time is convoluted
They're inverses of each other. Marika is the golden goddess, founder of the Golden Order, champion of the Erdtree. Yet she conspired to crack the Elden ring and bring ruin to the world.
Meanwhile Radagon bears the mark of Fell God, the incarnation of ruin. He's a defiant, bloodthirsty conqueror, even more so than Marika.
Yet, Radagon is dog of the golden order, he is obsessed with it and wants to restore it. He is the thorn in Marika's plans and seeks to restore the Elden Ring with him as either the new god or the eternal elden lord.
It's like they switched minds at some point.
Franky speaking I'm not really feeling this theory.
I think there must something deeper to Ragayon's connection with the giants, and I mean direct connection, unlike for the Dung Eater,
It's probably due to the giant's curse that was laid on Marika when she cursed the last fire giant to protect the flames of ruin forever. A karmic retaliation, if he was to be bound to his station forever, than so was she: "Radagon" is the person that Marika pretended to be, a vicious, duplicitous, but utterly devoted defender of the Golden Order.
Like what? Radagon was a human descendant of giants that fused with Marika? I'm not a fan of the fusion theory because all it does it take Law of Regression "All things can be conjoined" litterally and creates this big question as to how this guy became "the same as Marika". It basically just looks at it like"Radagon being Marika makes no sense, so this is how it makes sense".
Where as Radagon being an inverted twin seems more in line with the games already apparent themes with Twins (Morgott being opposite of Mohgwyn, The D brothers).
>Radagon was a human descendant of giants that fused with Marika?
That's one possibility but what I was hinting at is the fact that there's a possibility (unless things go full Ringed City) that one of the upcoming expansions could clear things up about the Radagon is Marika conundrum.
I have no clue. Maybe the original set up was Radagon leading the giants to burn the erdtree because they went schizo waging war with themselves. When that didn’t work she shattered the elden ring as a last ditch effort because she was tired of the golden will cucking her out of destroying it. Maybe she form changes to radagon to lead them to burn the erdtree but somehow loses control of herself because of the greater will’s brainwashing and ends up fighting against them as a false flag. She was literally made schizo like Blaidd was so she sheared herself to use the giants ti burn the erdtree. Melina is the last failsafe she had designed to act as kindling.
Visually, it's a ying yang thing, Marika looks like a golden god but is secretly a seething heretic, while Radagon looks like a champion of heretical fire but is the greatest defender of gold who ever lived. As for the literal why and how, it probably has to do with the curse that the fire giant put on Marika when Marika cursed him to tend to the flames of ruin forever. "If you would bind me to my station for the rest of my life, than I shall do the same to you."
Two things: first, red-haired Ragayon was around way before the war with the giants so his red hair can't be connected with the giants' god and second, Marika was the only that cast a curse.
There is no mention of Radagon existing before the invasion of Liurnia. Radagon's red hair was also suggested to be a curse from the giants.
So the giants cursed marika to become a red head? Or was it the fell god’s salty parting shot?
The giants didn't curse shit. They got completely fricked and Radagon is just such a complete autist for the Golden Order he hates his own hair for not being Golden and perfect but red like those heathen giant homosexuals.
>So the giants cursed marika to become a red head?
More like cursed her WITH a red head. Namely, Radagon himself.
>Or was it the fell god’s salty parting shot?
A reasonable assumption.
>There is no mention of Radagon existing before the invasion of Liurnia.
C'mon, what kind of argument is that?
And we know that Liurnia got assimilated way before Marika's empire conquered the whole land.
>Radagon's red hair was also suggested to be a curse from the giants.
No, that's false, it isn't suggested anywhere.
Dude, the Elden Star is what disrupted the big one thingie and spawned multiple lifeforms on the planet.
>No, that's false, it isn't suggested anywhere.
Giant's red braid.
>Dude, the Elden Star is what disrupted the big one thingie and spawned multiple lifeforms on the planet.
The elden star was just the seed of the erd tree. The crucible predated it and was also a GW fabrication.
>Giant's red braid.
''Every giant is red of hair, and Radagon was said to have despised his own red locks. Perhaps that was a curse of their kind.''
The above doesn't mean what you think it means.
>The crucible predated it
The crucible didn't predate anything, it was just one of the forms the tree took before the Erdtree established itself.
It does mean what I think it means, it's just written in an intentionally misleading way. The truth of Radagon is made explicitly, unambiguously clear. "Radagon is Marika."
>The crucible didn't predate anything, it was just one of the forms the tree took before the Erdtree established itself.
I'm not sure you know what a crucible is. It's damn near the opposite of a tree.
>It does mean what I think it means
It doesn't meant that, at all.
All the giants have red hair and Ragagon is exactly the same.
That's a curse of their kind, not a curse on Radagon as an individual.
>I'm not sure you know what a crucible is.
In the case of Elden Ring, it was one of the previous ''incarnations'' of the Erdtree.
Except Radagon isn't a giant. We know what smaller giants look like, they're trolls, they get more mishapen and deformed the smaller they are. And I'm asking if you know what an actual crucible is. The physical object.
Northerner
A face found among the hardy people of the unforgiving north. Some say they're descended from giants.
Dung Eater's weapon also suggests that he's also related to the giants.
We don't know what Milos looked like exactly, but it couldn't have been a normal human, because that spine is all sorts of fricked up.
What if say that Milos is the Dung Eater, not the person used as material for the sword?
It's explicitly made from a giant's backbone, and Milos is the undersized giant mentioned in the text.
okay, so there's a big tree in the center of he lands between. originally its 1 tree called the great tree. it dies, or is burned. after its death, several smaller trees sprout from its root system, creating a chaotic period of growth. thats the crucible. eventually a single stem grows the tallest and the remaining branches are destroyed or encompassed. thats Marika's erdtree.
"Great Tree" is the Erdtree. There wasn't a previous tree, that's a misconception born from people machine translating japanese code.
you can call it whatever but there was an older tree which died, the crucible, and then the current erdtree.
No there wasn't. A crucible is a bowl where you melt metals, not a tree.
A crucible is also a term for a manifestation of different events, perfectly describing the concept of an entity where all life was "one".
>why was this magic tree that chaotically melts all life together into soup conflated with a thing that mixes metals in this culture that worships gold?
gee anon thats a real mystery
No tree ever did that. The erdtree re-birthing process is much more gentle than the crucible life mixing shit. That's why the nu-Golden Order morons think that crucible touched species are heretical even though they're just the products of a different kind of Greater Will birth recycling. Because they think that the tree itself is the god and not just an arbitrary tool that the actual god sent down to facilitate the cycle of life.
>Greater Will birth recycling
People attribute way to much to the GW. The GW only cares about making sure there is an Elden hierarchy, it doesn't oppose critics of the Golden Order.
The "elden hierarchy" is the recycling of life I'm talking about, not nu-Golden Order autism regarding trying to tell their own god what kinds of life are allowed to be buried in the erdtree and reborn. The GW probably gave life to the world and then drops down one or more things to establish a cycle by which living things die and then are recycled to give birth to new living things that share a fundamental golden connection. That's all the GW actually cares about, the details don't matter. Melina understands this on at least some level which is why she only throws a fit if you go with frenzied flame, which is the only ending that lets you defy the greater will itself rather than just the golden order.
I think it's more that that GW employs the system in which an empyrean rules the world as a god by mateling the Elden Ring and dictates how the world functions. I don't think it would for example, be opposed to a Servant of Rot obtaining the ring and ordering the world based on decay and rebirth.
So long as it has its system of a God ruler that houses the ring, it's fine. This is why Gold Mask realized the ultimate truth was to simply lock the Elden Ring into being a self governed system. It's actually smarter than what the Greater Will came up with.
> I don't think it would for example, be opposed to a Servant of Rot obtaining the ring and ordering the world based on decay and rebirth.
True. But I think it would be mad if someone established a hierarchy in which the life cycle was completely disrupted. I'm not arguing that Gold Mask's ending is exactly what the GW wanted, its desires if anything were extremely broad. Goldmask just set things up in a way that both satisfied the GW and also was least disruptive to the lives of the people who currently exist, and locked it in such a way that it can't be easily altered.
i dont understand. all your points are salient but they dont support your claim. if you assume that the crucible is in fact a birthing process facilitated by the GW then there's tons of evidence in statues and archeology that the age of the crucible worshipped budding root systems. not to mention no reference at all to a literal crucible. if we know that the erdtree makes life, and is a tree, and we knee previous incarnations of the tree used by the GW to make life were also, (duh) trees, and we know that crucible era archeology worships what looks like a ton of little branching trees, why the hell would would you assume the crucible is a never yet seen metal bowl?
>not to mention no reference at all to a literal crucible.
Well we know there's at least one, though in the present age it has a different purpose. Maybe that was it? It is very close to Farum Azula. Who can say.
>and we knee previous incarnations of the tree used by the GW to make life were also, (duh) trees,
Except we don't know this. There's no sign of a tree older than the erdtree. Like if there was a big ass stump in deeproot depths, sure, but there isn't.
>why the hell would would you assume the crucible is a never yet seen metal bowl?
Because that's what the word crucible means?
>Well we know there's at least one, though in the present age it has a different purpose
explain his please, before we keep going
The big ass bowl where the flame of ruin currently resides
You've got to be joking, there's no way you honestly believe that.
Yeah man when has from ever used a literal big ass bowl as symbolism for he fiery origin of life. I'm not even saying that it must be true, but it's worth considering.
>if it held any significance at all to Godfrey's age then why doesnt anyone actually mention it at the time?
Because it didn't hold significance during Godfrey's time. By the time he married Marika, the Erdtree was the origin and center of life. By Godfrey's time, if that bowl was once the crucible of life, it certainly is no longer, now supplanted by the flame of ruin.
>why is all the symbology of crucible era branching trees?
What symbology?
that's provably false. Godfrey's period of rule was red gold, crucible age. the crucible knights are literally his knights, who worshipped (guess) and were disavowed when godfrey was banished and crucible worship went out of style
>What symbology?
its long but iirc this one agrees with most of my arguments. skim if you like
The crucible knights predate Godfrey's rule. They joined with him because during his era the golden order was more tolerant of things that were "gold" regardless of whether they jived with the erdtree. That's also how the dragons were made allies, thanks to their golden flesh. After Godfrey's exile the golden order became much less tolerant, exiling the crucible knights, persecuting and slaughtering abhumans, and only making peace with other belief systems as a pretext for subversion when force failed to find purchase.
on the mountaintops? you assume thats the crucible because its literally a crucible and that's the only reason? if it held any significance at all to Godfrey's age then why doesnt anyone actually mention it at the time? why is all the symbology of crucible era branching trees? youre taking the word far too literally and discarding literally all the evidence presented
if THE crucible, the epicenter of worship during Gddfrey's stint as elden lord, was somehow taken over and subsumed by the fell god, subsequently turning into the physical manifestation of heresy against Marika's rule, don't you think someone would have fricking mentioned that?
>"A crucible is a severe test or trial or an extremely challenging experience"
Words have multiple meanings, dumpo
>There wasn't a previous tree
I, non-maliciously, highly recommend you watching the following videos because they will most likely change your mind on this specific subject.
I'm not watching purely on the moronation of the first title alone. The erd tree is not an illusion, it's just a tree. Like it's a major point in the game that the golden order were idiots for worshipping the erdtree as though it itself was the god and not just something that the greater will plopped down on the lands between for practical purposes. To the point where they were absolutely certain that only one erd tree could ever exist and then were just absolutely baffled when it shit out a whole bunch of seeds to grow new erd trees. We can even see various stage of erdtree life, and see that they do indeed just look like regular ass trees until they accumulate enough golden lifeforce to become radiant.
>I'm not watching purely on the moronation of the first title alone.
Then you're an imbecile, nothing more and nothing less.
I'm not even gonna bother reading the rest of your post.
>it's the opposite of a tree
moron alert
Siluria's TREE description
>The primordial form of the Erdtree is close in nature to life itself, and this spear, modeled on its crucible, is imbued with ancient holy essence.
The symbol when casting Crucible spells is also a tree, you should try paying attention to the game instead of making shit up. The Elden Beast is also the Elden Ring so it was 100% not the meteor that described FA as they possessed the Ring in the past
yeah i never understood why people think that the whip item means that they cursed radagon when that's the most obtuse way you could possibly interpret that sentence. it's far more likely seeming that radagon has giant ancestry.
Because we know the tightly held secret that Radagon is Marika. The item description is misleading on purpose.
him being cursed or born of giant blood doesnt even exclude either side of the radagon argument. if he was a separate person and fused later, he could have literally been born to a giant parent, or cursed. and if he was created in marika during the war, he could have been styled after / cursed by the giants at "birth" which could be interpreted as either a curse or a brithright
>and if he was created in marika during the war, he could have been styled after / cursed by the giants at "birth" which could be interpreted as either a curse or a brithright
This is what I was trying to suggest actually.
People are moronic and/or ESL's.
>O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me.
>yet
>O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me.
She's having a schizo meltdown over losing control of herself to her alternate personality.
The Brick Hammer has a description that is probably a reference to Radagon.
>Weapon made from an ordinary stone brick. Wielded by a laborer who lead a rebellion, and later become a champion himself.
>Even among other bludgeons of its size, this weapon is especially weighty. The strength of a giant is required to wield it.
Radagon knows smithing, which could make him a laborer.
He became known as a champion.
His red hair indicates he might be descended from the Giants as opposed to being a curse, which would also line up with the strength of giants being required to wield it.
Not impossible. But if Radagon is so good at smithing, why can't he fix the ring lmao
No smith can mend a divorce. All he could do was fight to keep the dog.
I can tell by the face that this was made by the same guy who does the art for Corruption of Champions 2
Correct but it's a woman
The demigods in the mausoleums most likely died during the night of the black knives.
They're dead in body and also in spirit.
>Waterfowls your dick
her daughter/sister is cuter
>all waifus must die
Why is Mitsubishi like this?
>Yeah it's cool that you have studied the blade and lifted heavy things up and down for 5000 years to become undefeatable
>*draws a gun*
Now you're thinking like a true Shinobi.
I feel bad for her.
she doesn't think about you at all
She deserved it and more
I'm gonna Scarlet Aeonia inside her pussy.
Melina will always be best girl.
guys, GUYS, c'mon now, we're 135 replies into this thread and NOBODY has yet said
>sex with sellen
the FRICK is wrong with you all
It's cause only gays are into balls.
interestingly, they patched in the ability to prevent that.
Sex with Miquella
Stop being gay Mogh
The rightful queen of stormveil
nice
way too pale
okay one last question
who is Zanzibart? and where can I find him?
anon... (you) are Zanzibart
Me? I'm already half Zanzibart.
Made for futa breeding.
Consensual homosexual intercourse with my consort Blaidd The Half-Wolf.
why do gays and women want to get fricked by dogs so much
>fricked by
I think you misunderstood, but that's alright.
I want to claim her Elden Ring if you catch my drift.
Try Tongue
but
Hole
BAH GAWD, HE'S ABOUT TO SLAM HER WHILE SHE SUSPECTS NOTHING
>so many people accidently killed her by jumping that hill that they buffed her HP to prevent it
Reuploading because I fricked it up.
For how nice of a girl Roderika was it is really weird that she got such little fanart.
Soulsborne people are addicted to tragedy and feeling sad. Roderika is a good girl that had a tough time of it but ends up fulfilled and betters herself then confronts the natural conclusion of having a dad with alzheimers with dignity. They can't make 1 hour videos about that.
I still think that the jellyfish quest was done wrong. I think at the end of the quest there should have been a choice. You can choose to let Aurelia see her long lost sister for a few moments, and after that she's lost forever. Aurelia stays with you and fights for you but remains sad. Alternatively, you can choose to let her go with her sister. You lose the summon permanently, but she's happy. Most importantly, no matter what you choose, the quest has no rewards. Because you're not supposed to do it for yourself, you're supposed to do it for her.
Aaaand last one.
>female patches isn't bald
Weak
You were saying?
Well met.
This one's missing a panel in between where Tarnished says "I hate that guy" and doll Ranni questions if he would still be saying the same if Patches was a cute woman.
Yeah you are right. I'll add it in someday.
Turns out this homosexual can be funny when he's not making the same joke
who would win, 100 demi-humans against a single malenia with no sword or 100 tiny malenias against a 40 ft tall boc the seamster
PVPchads where we at
>point blank with cannon of haima
>does like 10 hp damage
it's pretty sad that spell looks so cool but is useless
Pretty sure he rolled it.
You WILL summon Tiche.
You WILL beat the game with her help.
You WILL be happy.
I really wish there was some place in the game where you could summon spirit ashes against procedural or respawning enemies that way there wasn't a hard cap on the number of times you can even use them in a run. Or ideally even just a place you could summon them and just chill. Hell, they could have let you do it in the roundtable hold, what would have been the matter with that?
>these were the demi-gods before it all went to shit
left:
>miquella
>malenia
>godrick in the back with mohg
>horah loux
>marika
center:
>radagon on the throne
right:
>rennala
>rykard
>radahn on the horse
>ranni obviously
who are the two little frickers in center, the one below marika and the other below radagon?
I'm guessing Godwyn and Malekith
the one below radagon is godwyn
the one below marika is morgott
>Godrick there
Godrick would be a baby.
turbo cringe
every time
Ok seriously, every reverse image search I know is coming up with nothing.
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=art_moira
Looks gross anon. There are better pictures of Marika.
Sorry, didn't realize I'm only supposed to beat off to just one jpeg of a character.
Have you watched the videos made by Tarnished Archaeologist?
Really interesting stuff with actual story and lore discoveries.
yeah him and smoughtown are my favorites. archeologist's recent-ish video about how godfrey's axe might have belonged to serosh was fantastic.
I love Melina so much.
why is it so hard to give a shit about elden rings story? its like its designed to fade completely into the background.
You're not as heterosexual as you think and that's ok
I mean I don't like men or dick, so I can't be "less homosexual" I'm either hetero or homo. Stop the kinsey shit meme.
Why is Melina so inconsequential? Why did she even need to exist?
Because I needed to marry her.
exposition dumper number 2. alongside gideon.
She really should've just materialized whenever you sat at a site of grace. Didn't even need more dialogue or to be interactable in any way besides the normal speech she gives when you level up, she just needs to be seen more often. It naturally makes players bond with her and it would be more impactful when she leaves you temporarily at the Plateau or permanently if you go the Three-Fingers path.
yeah. i dont think every singel grace or itd be weird that she didn't talk but you should have needed to summon her to level. and if / when she dies then you learn to do it yourself
When I got to the forge of giants, I played the rest of the content of the game and kept her there so I could visit for level ups. and to hold hands
This would've been so easy and evident too. How the frick they didn't think of this is beyond me.
The typical Elden Ringer.
nice game guys
The fact we can't just tell Malenia "Yo your bother's a frickin' egg or some shit, go get him." Is dumb.
It is dumb until you realize that the point of her character and her fight is that she's just putting up a front. She's not concerned about getting Miquella back and figures he'll just show up when he feels like it. She abandoned hm to go get into fights which is what got him kidnapped in the first place. Then she sat around and ruined his Haligtree while he was gone. Then she challenges you to a fight, and when you beat her ass, instead of just taking the loss, she blooms the scarlet aeonia, again, right in the middle of her brother's Haligtree. Because despite her constant, repetitive insistence, she is NOT, in fact, the blade of Miquella. Malenia is the Goddess of Rot, an avatar of death and destruction, who cares for nothing other than to revel in the glory of her own strength and beauty.
That's why you gotta complete Milicent's questline and give Malenia her mojo back.
Except that Millicent's quest ends in failure regardless of how it ends. Either you betray her and she loses her will, or she dies rather than allow the scarlet rot to take her, trusting that you can restore Malenia's honor. And then you don't. Because unlike Millicent, who was so pure of heart that she would suffer a horrible and ignoble death rather than allow herself to be used as a tool of destruction, Malenia doesn't HAVE any honor, and never did.
>And then you don't
Yes you do. And you get Miquella's needle in return.
>Malenia doesn't HAVE any honor, and never did.
Milicent herself says that you're returning to Malenia something she once had but then gave up in order to match Radahn so you are clearly wrong.
Millicent never met Malenia and is just going off of the same stories that we were told. She thinks they must be alike, having suffered from the same affliction, and having in some way being crafted from her flesh. But she is wrong. The contrast is even given away in their body language. Millicent rejects and hides away the physical signs of her rot, she thanks you profusely for giving her the tools to at least visually pretend to be a normal person. Malenia literally strips bare in the middle of battle to show off her naked, rotting form, adding dance moves and flourishes to the end of her attacks just to show off how much of a bad b***h she is, how little of a frick she could possibly give to some homosexual tarnished like you.
Shut up, schizo. Millicent isn't going off of stories, she has innate knowledge of Malenia because she is some mystical rot-birthed spawn of hers and her knowledge grows and memories return to her as she goes about her journey. It's the same reason why she's inexorably drawn to Malenia in the first place, and it's why she knows that the traits she embodies once belonged to Malenia as well and must be returned to her. Malenia during her boss fight is still missing that sense of dignity because you don't return it to her until after the encounter. Your hate-boner is obviously just fueled by some strange fetish, for rot-pussy or shitposting I'm not sure.
You know I just don't get you. We obviously agree that Millicent is one of the best girls, so why would you go to bat for fricking Malenia, one of the worst people in the entire story? Like her name literally starts with "Mal" it couldn't be more on the nose. And you don't return shit to her after the battle, you put in a needle and get a different needle.
You've clearly run out of any actual game-sourced arguments to make so I'll just call you a homosexual some more.
theyre no saints but why do malenia and ranni always attract such angry fancannoning autists to lambast them? gee i wonder why malenia, constant unwavering companion of the only truly kind demigod in the story, might be fighting a guy whos literally got the word "conqueror" in his title. perobably her fault somehow right
Well the story doesn't fricking tell us why! She went all the way around the world, kicking everyone's asses for literally no explained reason. It's not like the battle was anywhere near the Haligtree or even the Shaded Castle. And given that she also attacks us for literally no reason, we're left to assume that she just loves kicking people's asses and is a salty loser. Some people have said she did it to help Miquella with his plan, that it may have been thwarted by Radahn's halting of the stars. That's not actually stated anywhere, but it is halfway logical. but if we do assume it to be true, it doesn't actually help her character. Marching your whole army to go murder your brother to facilitate a magic ritual isn't a good thing to do, especially when we're not given any evidence she even attempted diplomacy or some sort of trade.
>Well the story doesn't fricking tell us why!
>Soon, Marika's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.
>The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Shattering.
>A war from which no lord arose.
We know she wasn't after great runes, since she declined to fight Godrick until he insulted her and then let him keep his great rune when he validated her ego.
Not to give the current story a complete pass but in previous versions of the map the haligtree was south of Caelid in the water. If that were the case then invading would be the only way Malenias troops could avoid the war breaking out at the gates of Elphael. I still feel the logic of that is sound in the larger story. Malenia only does as Miquella says, and Radahn is the third most notorious GO conquerer who intentionally styles himself after the first most notorious GO conqueror
I'm willing to accept the possibility that Radahn was some sort of threat to whatever Miquella had planned. I just don't find that reason enough to justify their decision to invade a country and try to murder him. Everything we know about him makes him seem relatively reasonable compared with Godfrey, the barely contained animal man, or Radagon, the duplicitous golem shithead. We're not even sure Radahn was holding back the stars on purpose, much less why he might have been doing it, and so I can't agree that it would be safe to assume diplpmacy was not an option to get whatever the frick it was Malenia and Miquella even wanted. And that's even assuming they did, and Malenia didn't just decide to kick Radahn's ass just to prove she had the strongest feet.
Radahn used to host one of the colosseum's where slaves would fight each other to the death, a practice which even Godfrey outlawed. His soldiers liked him and he cared for his horse but nothing points to him being a particularly nice person. Anyways a running theory that seems fairly plausible is that Radahn's halting of the stars was affecting Miquella's plans, such as preventing the Eclipse ritual from succeeding in reviving Godwyn or blocking his fate like he does Ranni's. Something interesting is that the amber starlight, a shard of a star that is said to guide a demigod's fate and the key ingredient in Seluvis's roofie potion, is found under a lone statue of Miquella and Malenia in Leyndell, which heavily implies that shard represented their own fate. Given that Radahn continues to hold the stars even after becoming a zombie, it was something he had no intention of relinquishing which is why Malenia was sent to fight him, and why Radahn specifically seemed to be her target as she ignored the other demigods and didn't take Godrick's rune
It's plausible but not well substabtiated. More importantly at least to me, I just don't understand why Radahn would be adverse to allowing Godwyn's revival. Radahn was a golden order fanboy, if anything he would have been completely on board with reviving the coolest guy. Especially if it got rid of those who live in death.
All we know is that he just refuses to release the stars for some reason. He might've been okay with Godwyn, but his revival is of less consequence than releasing the stars and letting fate progress.
>Radahn used to host one of the colosseum's where slaves would fight each other to the death, a practice which even Godfrey outlawed.
The colosseums were in use during Godfrey's reign, they only stopped during Radagon's reign. Also, that section of Caelid may have been ruled by Godfrey/the Golden Order before Radahn was born, or he was just a young child. The Caelid colosseum also looks more like it was turned into a second fortress a la Redmane Castle to boot. Also, nothing suggests that the ritual at Castle Sol failed because of the stars being frozen, just that it failed in general. Presumably, the sun was too mighty for them to somehow overcome with their weird rituals, or if they were trying to reach some Helphen otherworld sun, they didn't succeed beyond stuff like the Eclipse shotel. Also, if these shards of starlight are the key to brainwashing someone, wouldn't freezing the ability to brainwash people be a good thing?
The roofie potion doesn't actually work on Ranni I just included that bit for fun. What's important is that the amber stars guide the demigod's fates, and specifically the twins as hinted by their statue placement. Radahn halts the stars, therefore Miq and Mal's fates are also affected.
The potion doesn't work on Ranni, but that's because she might thwart the attempt to make her drink it, can't drink it because she's in a doll's body, or is already ensnared by the Dark Moon, hence her soul being blue like the "dolls" already. If Miquella and Malenia have a "fate" separated from them and discarded in the wilderness, then they no longer care for Radahn freezing the stars, and the stars losing any such influence would only help secure Miquella and Malenia's plans.
The amber starlight is said to itself once be a demigod's very fate according to Seluvis. This to me shows that Radahn's halting changed the course of their fate which isn't what they want and is why the amber starlight fell out of the sky, and they need him dead to out their fate back on track. We also know fate is very literal, as a meteor shows up to conveniently lead a path to Nokron during Ranni's quest
The Amber Starlight seems to have been removed though, as opposed to controlling Miquella or Malenia from afar. Since Ranni believes she had to kill her empyrean body to somehow be free of the Two Fingers, presumably any kind of control in Elden Ring is innately born alongside someone at their birth, not distant and applied later. The "fate" after Radahn is defeated is the stars actively sending a meteorite to try to make Ranni become their empyrean, not a natural course of the universe by any means. It's a term for one of the many invested parties of outer gods.
Everyone of her soldiers got nuked by aids and she literally is rotting away from the influence of the Rot god. She’s basically near death and wouldn’t be able to handle mohg who deals in bleed damage and flame.
...!!!
The right answer
>Gold Mask's brilliant idea is to make the Golden order eternal
>When eternity and therefore stagnation is repeatedly shown in Elden Ring, as in all of Miyazaki's games, to be complete shit inevitably riddled with issues of decay and corruption
Like a true Golden Order autismo, Gold Mask is incapable of letting go.
It's eternal until the Greater Will says enough and shakes things up again.
Mask' order is the same as the previous one but without the vessel God doing anything at all.
>Eternal
No, he drastically reforms it. There are no more "gods", everyone is held accountable, even the outer gods might no longer have influence, and the Elden Ring is improved while also governing the goodness of the world entirely on its own. No more curses from a flawed handling of the universe, no more torturing people for power or for fun, the people, animals, and world are cured and not arbitrarily excluded.
great final boss guys
Who the frick are you dating? The only time in my life I have ever had that issue was this random tindr hookup that clearly hadn't showered. Couldn't get the taste of her out of my mouth for a couple of days and not in a good way bros. Legit never had this issue with anyone else.
So after beating Mohg I realized something. Miquella in the cocoon is really fricking big, like going by the size of his hand and arm he'd be at least Mohg-sized. Malenia is fully grown and isn't that big, since Miquella was still kid-sized then he clearly must've been smaller than her, so then the question is: when did Miquella grown to the size implied by his arm?
Is it a result of getting fricked up by Mohg's abomination blood goddess or would it be something that started happening when he tree'd himself?
Black person he's in a frickin cocoon what do you think he's in there for?
Definitely not to grow into some monstrous abomination as his hand implies, in any case.
Are you sure
>want to replay game
>remember THAT part
It's really not that bad, every time I do it I think it looks terribly difficult but I don't think I have ever actually missed that jump.
>want to play STR
>remember the best shield in the game is in the frenzy hell pit
>conquering a god with your dick
No fantasy gets my dick harder than that
This game would’ve been amazing if they had another 5 years to actually finish the fricking thing. Imagine if each ending had its own final boss. Imagine if this wasn’t created by fromsoft
>if they had another 5 years to actually finish the fricking thing
Five years to finish what, exactly?
I'll give you another one at best, to put cutscenes instead of teleporters and to rearrange/reorganize certain secondary boss battles and enemy encounters.
And maybe also to give the Avatars and Wyrm extra weapons.
>Imagine if this wasn’t created by fromsoft
???
Paarthurnax did nothing wrong
Rate it
Rad/10
I kneel.
should've shaved, but he looks like he's having fun so w/e
Would kneel
lose weight, but good costume other than that
The Bracku Bradu.
I want to but it keeps flying away
I really like Elden Ring
You can't just like a great game anon. You have to list its flaws and having your views on the second playthrough is mandatory in your review.
i bought this during the Christmas Sale because the mods seem sick. only things i didn't factor in were how esoteric combining mods is and that some content isn't compatible with the current patch cause the game just got that Arena DLC like three weeks ago. frick.
it sucks that i've gotta choose between Aspects of the Shinobi, the Vergil Katana moveset, Clever's Modpack, Unlocked Ashes of War and Enchantments, and the Garden of Eyes Overhaul. kinda thought i'd be able to install them all together and go crazy.
Anyone else here did a pure Prisoner playthrough?
All you have to do is never ever change your base clothes, but you get bonus point from me if you go big on magic and chose the Aristocrat base appearance.
My first playthrough was a Samurai, almost feel like trying to play the entire game just wearing the Samurai armor, granted I did use a katana for most of my playthrough.
why is the female prisoner armor so lewd
Was he in the right?
Catholicism is cringe.
But Goldmask is Luther. The metaphor was very obvious
Goldmask is a nontheistic buddhist, dumb frick.
Sure, let me get my WET WIPE
post cute sliders in here
i cant tell if the bosses are intentionally dodging me or if they just randomly jump around when attacking my summon
WTF I thought the First Flame was the source of all life
>troony
No thanks I'm good.
Is this fricking guy seriously debating the fact that Placidusax was Elden Lord, had a God vessel and served the Greater Will.
Jesu fricking Christ.
At least the thread is dying now.
Look at the butt on Marika, god damn.