Kill vampires

Kill vampires

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bro I just wanna fuck

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIR YES SIR
    GLORY TO THE DAWNGUARD

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Except Serana, she's cool apparently.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Plot armor is a bitch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Laura Bailey voiced character which means shes now a protected author's pet
      The fact that we saddled along to help her sort out family drama is the most contrived horse shit to exist. I don't want to help vampires I want to kill them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this basically undoes the whole questline but one time one a throwaway vamp hunter i just left the tomb after finding tolan's body and rp'd my well-meaning, if dim fella just couldn't see the point in shoving his hand on a spike.

        went to tomb
        killed vamps
        avenged tolan
        reported back
        simple as

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take me and my elder scroll home to daddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why did they put a hag's head on top of a small child's body?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's not a hag she's a vampire

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For sure, Serana, haha...
          I'm glad you don't remember our previous playthroughs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Serena sex mods
          Cringe. Are there any mods that let me kill her?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, actually
            https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/65825

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and her mother too. All of them deserve to be killed and in a good rpg it would not have been necessary to mod such a basic thing to a vampire hunting questline.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I find it funny you can kill the Dark Brotherhood in ten minutes in an uneventful questline but you can't do the same to Castle Volkihar after being invited in. Both the DB and Dawnguard main quests are also the same length to add insult to injury.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every questline is written by a different person. DB is written by emil

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >killing Serana
            >not convincing her to get cured, abandon worshipping Molag Bal, and happily married to you in a temple to the Divines
            best way to spite her father.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sure. 2 problems: one, she's not marry-able. romance mods are for fags. two, you'd never be able to achieve the necessary friction for marital consummation with BAL'D beef cavern of a pussy. bro flung wide the gates of oblivion and never shut that shit. probly a sigil stone up there and everything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doom-Mer needs a khajiit gf.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >marry Molag Bal used goods
              No thanks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >as an avatar of Akatosh not using your Divine Temporal powered sperm to wash clean her womb of molag balls filth temporally as if it never happened
                literally a queer an actual rampaging degenerate homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can completely renovate Jeffrey Dahmer's house that doesn't hide what happened inside it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what if i build an outdoor area around the room he killed the gay morons and have the house wrap around

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you go back in time and undo the deflowering, it still happened, Cheerios Man.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a pattern to what characters Skyrim won't let you marry: rape.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >cured, abandon worshipping Molag Bal, and happily married to you
              These are all things she doesn't want

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why bother when Babette is the obvious vampire choice?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nooo don't use r-romance mod for my heckin valid rape survivor
          >A-anon you shouldn't install romance mod even if it was originally planned by the devs, Reddit says is le bad
          idgaf she's a hot goth vampire and I will hold hands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm your daddy now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i would have literally killed her right then and there if i could

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except Serana, she's cool apparently.

      >can cure her
      >only AFTER the main dawnguard questline however
      >even if you do so she still casts the vamp spells
      shit pissed me off

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DLC about killing vampires
    >cant kill the most annoying vampire
    jokes aside its honestly a copout since you have the ability do way worse things in other quests
    then agian Skyrim is notorious for not implementing simple quest decisions for actual character roleplaying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They needed a reason to show off the vampire side of the dlc but couldn't think of a way other than literally railroading the player.
      Serena should have been turned to ash and her scroll taken back to Isran.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's an excellent mod idea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should at least research it if you haven't played it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC about killing vampires
      I'd say it's more about "being vampire". Which is cool even if the vampire lord form sucks ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >then agian Skyrim is notorious for not implementing simple quest decisions for actual character roleplaying
      But thats when you roleplay in your own head, which most players aparently do, isnt Skyrim the best RPG you have played?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Skyrimedditors role playing quest decisions in their own head cuz Todd doesn’t have any

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but not this one. this one gets to live because todd is a lazy cunt.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fort Dawnguard always gives me fantasy wierdcore dark fantasy liminal vibes, like a Dark Souls meets Ocarina of Time analog huskcore liminal vibe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ...bro its just a gothic european look but in a Bethesda game
      I know you're trying to sound like a zoomer, but as a zoomer you sound like a massive gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, Todd whipped up the whole Dawnguard DLC plot while he was taking a shit, wrote the whole thing on toilet paper and specifically told everybody to make the Dawnguard castle look like "those cool fortresses I made for Oblivion"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm going to kill all these fucking zoomers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's absolutely not a zoomer
        t. Zoomer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Skyrim must be terrifying for you to play, seeing as your age group has a deep fear of empty rooms and spaces

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christ, Moot was right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fort Dawnguard always gives me fantasy wierdcore dark fantasy liminal vibes
      How? Fort Dawnguard is beyond comfy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God damn, shut the fuck up with your "X but as an 80's dark fantasy movie" bullshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, I like those videos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bruh did you see the dawnguard and dragonborn ones?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey man, you should shut the fuck up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man shut the fuck up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck I can't breathe thank you Anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this zoomy for "unsettling"? where the fuck does this language come from?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Millenials who are into art and aesthetics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer, what the fuck are you talking about?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The hell am I reading?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fantasy wierdcore dark fantasy liminal vibes
      >analog huskcore liminal vibe
      This is it. Officially old. What even is half of this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers scared of open spaces

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's less youngsters and more just cityfags being social parasites.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cityfags have always been parasites, nothing has changed.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >agender
          All the trees remind him how easily he can hang himself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >21 y/o Zoomer
      I hate that I understood 99% of that. What the fuck is huskcore?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could see people unironically speaking in AI prompts like this within 3 years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I am almost tempted to input this into SD.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's what NightCafe spewed out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your age
      did you understand this post

      >28
      >kinda but not really, I am at least familiar with the use of "-core" and the words liminal, vibe

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not being able to kill Serena and take her elder scroll at the first sight of opening the tomb was a huge miss.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >orc tells me to join them
    >tell him nah
    >game spawns him at every town I go to
    subtle.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >For now we should do what the vampire girl with the Elder Scroll on her back asks. Take her home to her family, whats the worst that can happen
    Dawnguard was peak Bethesda writing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It truly was a rock bottom moment, surely we can only go up from here with starfield...

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >killed local vampire lord and his servants
    >can't loot the castle without stealing
    >can't take the castle as my own
    >nothing changes in Dawnguard HQ as well, not even a single celebration party
    boy Skyrim sure knows how to disappoint

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Bethesda makes their “rpgs” and they don’t even deserve to be called that, like a roller coaster instead of an amusement park

      There is literally no choices or real player agency

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there should be a skyrim mod where u can betray a whole faction and go to war with them just to cuck them all

      Every kind of character plays better if you avoid the factions.
      >Have to talk to Jarls and townsfolk to earn titles and deeds as a wandering warrior, no lycanthropy
      >Have to seek out court wizards and do quests for some of them to access training and spells for a mage, no psijic chosen one nonsense
      >Thieves must build up their speech to sell stolen goods, stealing merely aids your character until then, no Nocturnal pact
      >Would-be assassins have to seek out scummy characters who want others dead, or kill opportunistically like the wedding goers on the road
      I can honestly say joining a faction has harmed my enjoyment every single Skyrim playthrough. It's never worth it past your initial run.

      Because Bethesda makes their “rpgs” and they don’t even deserve to be called that, like a roller coaster instead of an amusement park

      There is literally no choices or real player agency

      In fact my disatisfaction with the bullshit of games and “rpgs in everything but name” these days inspires me to want to make my own games

      Unironically if everything sucks you might as well do it yourself

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Dragonborn smited this moron with his 1K+ damage Dragonbone Sword. The Dawnguard and the vampires die by my hand (while my wife, Serana, watches gleefully).

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there should be a skyrim mod where u can betray a whole faction and go to war with them just to cuck them all

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be vampire
    >walk straight into base of vampire killers
    >literally no one cares
    >walk up to their boss
    >"hello pale corpse-like stranger with demonic eyes. i need to send someone on a vital quest to find a magical mcguffin before the vampires do, and you look like the perfect guy for the job!"
    These guys are dumb as hell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the game retard, he finds you absolutely disgusting if you go see him as a vampire

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did, you pantywaist. He sent me on a quest without even referencing the fact that I'm a vampire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Morrowind
      >vampires are instantly shunned because of their appearance, player is shut out of almost all dialogue
      >Oblivion/Skyrim
      >People don't notice the fangs/eyes/complexion, or they do but inexplicably don't make the connection that they're a vampire

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cyrodiilic vampires are canonically supposed to be good at hiding in plain sight. But the Skyrim strain are supposed to be monsters that hide in ice, not savvy socialites.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name one thing about Skyrim that felt fully realized and not rushed and unfinished.
    And don't say Dwemer ruins because you're right and I'm trying to complain so fuck you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Name one thing about Skyrim that felt fully realized and not rushed and unfinished.
      i want to say blackreach but its been so long since i played skyrim vanilla i might be misremembering.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros i love isran so much i mean look at his eyes.. it's so dreamy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like one of those poor 12yr old syrian refugees 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if it's intentional, but he his design is the exact opposite of Serana.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the dlc but man does it feel anti-climactic when I kill the vampire lord and everyone just kind of fucks off afterwards.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are the silverhand bad guys? it's never explained. it was also cringe how kodlak has been making use of the werewolf powers he's had for his whole life but then when he's close to retirement he then started having regrets, real convenient how he just gets to go to sovengarde for no price at all. why doesn't hircine have collateral that isn't voided by burning hagraven heads even post death?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its Bethesda logic.
      >People attacking you is bad guyz people talking to you normally is good guyz huh huh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean
        Yeah
        Thats how it works

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People attacking you is bad guyz
        yeah ? are you fucking dumb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fallout 3 has an NPC-only faction that only exists to randomly attack the player if your karma is too high

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who armed a bunch of bandits with silver weapons and told them to kill the Companions.
      We may never know.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So normalfag can play werewolf and not feel like the bad guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's never explained
      They hate werewolves, its literally explained
      >it was also cringe how kodlak has been making use of the werewolf powers he's had for his whole life but then when he's close to retirement he then started having regrets
      He's an old man close to his retirement who realized he sold his fucking afterlife to turn into a dog, what else do you need?
      >why doesn't hircine have collateral that isn't voided by burning hagraven heads even post death?
      Because its not *directly* Hircine, the curse was by the Hargravens, so their heads are the price

      literally all of this is said in the questline, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        read, moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No (You) read you fucking retard

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >question was why are the silver hand the bad guys
            >doesn't answer the question

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I answered it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they hate werewolves
                oh shit they must be fucking evil. just like everyone who hates vampires.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, vampires are evil, so people who hate vampires are the good guys.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there are more good vampires in TES than there are good werewolves

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>it's never explained
        >They hate werewolves, its literally explained
        not him but that's fucking retarded and doesn't explain shit
        They're literally bandits that hate dogs, how the fuck does killing dogs and werewolves means they can get organized enough to arm each member with silver weapons and disease potions?
        Dawnguard morons fight for the safety of the people agaisnt vampires and is sometimes supported by Stendarr worshippers or just the general population, and they have 1 fucking fort in skyrim.
        Silverhand however have multiple forts outfitted dog/werewolf capturing and torturing devices, they eat dog meat for breakfast (one journal of a cook complained the Silverhand eats nothing but dog meat). They are also ballsy and smart enough to charge into Whiterun and raid a building in there. Shit doesn't make sense how a bandit faction can get that strong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why are the silverhand bad guys?
      Because it makes things simple and clearly defines the good guys from the bad ones.
      If you want to be good you joint he good guilds, Companions and Mage's Guild, if you want to be bad you join the bad guilds, Dark Brotherhood and Theives Guild, ambiguity makes retards confused and upset.
      The Civil War and Parhanuxx is their attempt at neutral but even then it's handled very poorly and inconsequential.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Paarthunax (?) is not handled at all without mods
        but civil war is kino I'd argue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not wrong, the fact that Kodlak gets into Sovngarde is bullshit. People have been cockblocked from entering for far less than simping for a Daedric prince.
      Honestly everything about The Companions questline sucks, can't even finish it unless you decide to become a Werewolf.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kodlak gets into Sovngarde
        >gets devoured by Alduin not long after
        If this had happened it would've been funny as shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're mean to the werewolves >:(
      no you can't join them, no there aren't any unique NPCs, no there's not a single line of dialogue, you will not get anything other than bandits with silver weapons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *raises paw*
      The Silver Hand are racists who will stop at nothing to kill our Furry brothers and sisters 🙁
      The only way is to stop them, so we can run free, howling at the moon as a pack >:3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/45103

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said they are the bad guys or the good guys..? It's just two factions in conflict, the companions being honorable has nothing to do with being good, its not the same.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey there, did you know that killing Vampires is heckin' awesome and cool?! You should kill Vampires. NOW.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes sir!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >So we're agreed. The ENTIRE CIVIL WAR will be put on hold until the Dragonborn decides to resume the questline.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      That's how truces work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it considered a dock against the Imperial side if you boot out Elisif? You are a neutral party and the Empire despises her and her faction. What can Elisif say?
      >Oh this legendary hero who hasn't picked a side told me to fuck off!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Elisif is an Imperial figurehead just like her husband, and the Legion headquarters in Skyrim are stationed there as is the Thalmor Embassy, are you confusing the Jarls maybe?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Elisif is an Imperial figurehead just like her husband, and the Legion headquarters in Skyrim are stationed there as is the Thalmor Embassy, are you confusing the Jarls maybe?

        it's elenwen, not elisif.
        she is a thalmor representative. it's a count against you for the empire because she's part of the imperial delegation as a witness to see that the terms of the white-gold concordat are upheld.

        it's stupid. tulius really doesn't like her. was going to cut ulfric's head off in helgen just because he didn't want the thalmor getting their hands on him. but at the same time, you are stepping in to say who they can or cannot bring to the negotiating table.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mercer frey steals everything from the thieves guild vault
    >vault is in plain sight where everybody can see it with only a single entry point

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still think the College has the worst questline, yes, even worse than the Companions. Nothing fucking happens at all, the story goes nowhere.
    >there are...events...events that will happen...doom and danger...beware
    >you are not ready...more unskippable dialogue that I read at a snail's pace...knowledge...corrupts
    >you have stopped these...events from happening...well done bro...
    Jesus fuck it's so bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are all equally terrible

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think the Dark Brotherhood was the only guild questline that actually sticks to what you are supposed to do, killing people and not forcing you to do unrelated shit.
        Thieves guild? gotta sell your soul to Nocturnal.
        Companions? gotta become a werewolf.
        Mage college? can literally do it with only knowing one or two spells if that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      best thing would be divorcing story from advancement and bringing back the ranks from other games. being "the chosen one" for main quests and expansions is fine, but players should have the option to just be a high ranking, but ordinary, member of a faction. so there's a story questline in each guild, which can be ignored. a rank system.yoi can climb through skill improvements and busy work, and becoming the grand giga bro requires both.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >players should have the option to just be a high ranking, but ordinary, member of a faction.
        Yeah that was pretty much what the guilds were supposed to be like. The main quest was for the epic story and the guilds were meant to be for roleplaying, doing mundane wizard, cleric or mercenary stuff.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make a mage High Elf because i want to be magical
      >150 hours later do the Winterhold quest because i have to, not even care about what happens
      Honestly, another point against it is that its on the other side of the map

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thieves Guild questline is worse

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least the first few quests have you steal shits or mug people, Companions or College doesn't require you to be either a warrior or a mage at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Psijiic Order can freeze time and want the Eye of Magnus
      >they don't just take it from the getgo saving everyone a multitude of headaches
      Also how is bringing it to an island not far from Summerset Isles the heart of the Aldmeri Dominion not a retarded idea? Especially when the Dominion sees them as enemies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the worst for me too, particularly because it seems shorter than the others, though Thieves Guild is also ridiculously bad. I don't know who the fuck wrote this garbage but it's like it was written by a 3rd grader, must be somebody's golf buddy or something. I hope to christ they got a better tard wrangler for TES6.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kill fabricants

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No bro you don't get it! Serana charmed you the moment you freed her so you had no choice but to escort her. She also rode you like a bull to make up for her thousand years of abstinence, but you don't remember it.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there some massive plothole with Serana not knowing about the Empire?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst NPC? Personally Sapphire
    >hello
    >fuck you
    >hey why are you named like that
    >I GOT FUCKING RAPED
    >damn, thats sad, bye

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you anons roleplay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just play fighter or full mage archetypes and only join appropriate factions for them
      Even back when Morrowind came out I never understood people who wanted to be leader of all factions and it's a shame Bethesda started pandering to these people

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every kind of character plays better if you avoid the factions.
    >Have to talk to Jarls and townsfolk to earn titles and deeds as a wandering warrior, no lycanthropy
    >Have to seek out court wizards and do quests for some of them to access training and spells for a mage, no psijic chosen one nonsense
    >Thieves must build up their speech to sell stolen goods, stealing merely aids your character until then, no Nocturnal pact
    >Would-be assassins have to seek out scummy characters who want others dead, or kill opportunistically like the wedding goers on the road
    I can honestly say joining a faction has harmed my enjoyment every single Skyrim playthrough. It's never worth it past your initial run.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A vampire trying to block out the sun forever sounds really fucking stupid when you realize all life on the planet depends on the sun. You kill access to the sun, you kill the plants people need for oxygen and sustenance. You then kill the people who also absorb its magic and nutrients to survive.

    Harkon really does have the most idiotic plan of any TES villain to exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude gave his wife and daughter to Molaag Baal
      Its in character for him to be absolutely retarded

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would help if any of it was explained or elaborated on in any way. I would like to think that since it's a magic thing involving vampire blood that it just blocks the "kills vampires-ness" of the sun, but nobody says as much and it's Bethesda, so you can basically assume it's as retarded as it sounds.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make better threads ;/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make better games, todd

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn’t even give the Nords their own religion because Todd gets confused

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lorelet.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So if 6 takes place with Hammerfell what am I supposed to cope with being a Nord or Dunmer worshipping moron gods

        How hard is it to just have a religion system for each race. It’s not like mods have done that, oh wait.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The same thing as when your non dunmer dude was the Nerevarine, you just move along, thats how it works in these games

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he thinks the nerevarine prophecy is real

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I mean reincarnation is different

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only good implementation of religion on TES is wintersun mod. It'll be cool if you could chose your own religion, get a lot of boons from whatever god that we worshipped, and it will make your role playing better.
          Cant have religion is the most wasted potential of the entire TES game considering the lore itself was filled with a lot of deities and such

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most Nords worship the imperial pantheon instead of Shor and Kyne like they're supposed to. That old fuck in the mountains who sends you to kill spirit animals talks about it, so at least they acknowledged it, but still.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They do have their own religion. Whats inane and just completely silly is Nords making a big deal out of worshiping Imperialized gods while trying to sell the rhetoric of returning to the "old ways."

      It would be like a cult leader proposing that humans should go back to their paleolithic roots to defy the US government but using guns and modern medicine to survive in the plains of Africa.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only listen to Argonian and Khajiit queens.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fuck the Empire, I want to worship the first Emperor
    I never got that attitude, the Empire didn't force the White-Gold concordat on themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it’s my OCD or whatever but sometimes I find it hard to just shut off my brain and just play a game. All the stupid things just fly right out at me and I can’t help but point them. Bethesda quite literally just throws darts on a board for random ideas

      Maybe I have high iq

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They retconned the nordic religion to being all about talos even though in oblivion nords apparently didn't care about talos or the imperial cult.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's one NPC who worships the Old Nordic Pantheon; I think it's implied that Skyrim was Imperailized after the Oblivion Crisis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously I get that yeah people can convert but it’s such a fucking toddcuckmove to just practically erase an entire portion of a culture. It makes it all less unique and bland

        I can guess from here in out the series will always be bland with just the le one religion that every race follows for some reason

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not to be one of those anons but yeah my game is basically going to be Elder Scrolls but good

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Certainly, even though you and your group behave like a living cliche, I'd rather deal with you than the other group of living cliche's

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If fantasy settings are all about making religion and mythology real, then what is religion and mythology within a fantasy settings

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get Ostim and OpenSex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Open sex

      Anon I’ve been trying to open that file for many years now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That file is locked by ransomware, you gotta pay to play

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'll open it someday pal hopefully me too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there an ODefeat yet?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but it's kinda shite, yamete kudasai works better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that part of the O stuff or is that a standalone?
          I keep being told O is the way to go but then in the same sentence being told it's barely implemented in anything that isn't hyper vanilla

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hate vampires
    >finally do dawnguard
    >neat fuck vampires
    >serana comes out of the fucking thing
    >instantly want to kill her
    >can't
    >dude take me home to where the master vampire is lmao
    Dawnguard is so stupid it isn't even funny

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know we're busy shitting on Skyrim but I've just installed a mod that gives every melee attack in the game accurate hitbox, melee just feels 10 times better because the enemy actually react in time with when your weapon hits them, and you can out space enemies too. You can also hit multple enemies or objects when swinging a long weapon.
    It's like playing a souls or a capcom game now holy shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and link the mod.
      If it's LE compatible.
      I only ever bought one Skyrim and I'm not about to go to the effort to redo everything for a slight graphical upgrade.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slight graphical upgrade.
        I don't think they improved the graphics with SE, the main reason to upgrade is to no longer be limited by 32bit architecture

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The point of SE was it updated the executable to 64 bit, which makes it far, far more stable, particularly with mods. Not to mention basically every mod uses SE and doesn't have a LE backport. I'm also pretty sure it was free if you had LE.

          Oh.
          Well still, I'm not willing to start from scratch, I'm pretty sure some of the mods I use didn't get ported to SE because the authors disappeared.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If they aren't really big mods you can likely still run them, MO will yell at you for using form 43 plugins instead of 44 but i run some 43 stuff anyway

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To save the noob some grief, from 43/44 literally means nothing and has no impact on your game. Form 43 plugins potentially breaking and/ or damaging your games is a myth started up by a notorious member of the community in order to scare people. You can safely disregard the warning messages in MO2.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                shartmoor really has been a stain on the modding community hasn't he...

                Is that part of the O stuff or is that a standalone?
                I keep being told O is the way to go but then in the same sentence being told it's barely implemented in anything that isn't hyper vanilla

                Yamete Kudasai works with both SexLab and Ostim
                And yes, Ostim is more vanilla, if you want the more degenerate shit go with sexlab.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't want that much more degenerate shit because I'm actually pretty vanilla
                >However worried that vanilla will be far too vanilla for me
                I'm doomed by my indecision

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, there's always Flowergirls for people like you :^)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ill Google it when I get home
                Please don't be futa

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Worse it's _______

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry, there's always Flowergirls for people like you :^)

                I'm not sure what the meme is, seems pretty normal to me so far
                What's the bit anon please im scared

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't worry about it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the meme is that flowergirls is a shitty, obsolete mod

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                opensex has a huge variety of animations, the "vanillaness" refers to the fact that all the animations are designed to be consensual, and between humanoid adults.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So how the heck would it work with defeat or whatever
                You win so haha I'm totally happy bad joyful about this rape now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know, I don't use rape mods, I only fug my wife

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are aggressive animations already made/ported for it, and its fairly simple to do yourself if you want to do so.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I'm not very tech savvy so that all flew over my head.
                I guess I'll pirate SE and just move all the non-SKSE mods over from the mod folder I already have and go from there.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I guess I'll pirate SE and just move all the non-SKSE mods over from the mod folder I already have and go from there.
                its still better to look and see if there's an SSE version on the nexus first, but it has nothing to do with the form number and everything to do with the fact that some assets (meshes, textures) don't port over easily. Some can be fixed by running cathedral assets optimizer on them, but others can't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're gonna pirate se make sure you get one with a crack that doesn't modify the .exe, otherwise some skse mods might not work correctly. cs.rin is your best friend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, I remember having this problem. Where should I get it then? Fitgirl? I hope not Fitgirl.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically fitgirl. Dunno about the default CODEX crack, should be fine but the ALI213 crack works 100%

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah what I'm remembering is that SKSE knew I was using a cracked version and was denying me or something. I don't remember exactly. Guess I'll take another swing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm pretty sure some of the mods I use didn't get ported to SE because the authors disappeared.
            most LE mods are also compatible with SE by default except for SKSE plugins, but most of those have been officially ported

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The point of SE was it updated the executable to 64 bit, which makes it far, far more stable, particularly with mods. Not to mention basically every mod uses SE and doesn't have a LE backport. I'm also pretty sure it was free if you had LE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's like playing a souls or a capcom game now holy shit.
      get real. and yes I've used precision.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        precision but the mod author said it's not working for LE so you can try pirating I guess

        Well yes it was hyperbole but it still feels a lot better than any combat mod, right now I'm only using Ordinator perks and not any combat mod but it still feels great to play. My biggest issue with vanilla was some attack animation did not sync up with when the hurtbox actually starts so your block don't work half the time. Having accurate hurtbox now fixes that perfectly.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AE brings only some minor content with it, which would be compatible with everything under the sun if it weren't for the fact Todd decided to update the .exe just so it could accommodate the windows store. By doing so, AE is not compatible with SE's SKSE, which means that all SE SKSE mods will not work with AE (even some AE SKSE mods are getting left behind due to it's continuing updates). The good news is that every other mod does work just fine with AE without needing to do anything. The reason the most common advice you'll be given regard AE is to downgrade is because there are a lot of SE SKSE mods that will never be updated, meanwhile there is no functional reason to use AE. The new .exe does not bring any features or optimizations, contrary to a very misguided reddit post, it does not runs better in any measurable way. Even the Creation Club content, the only thing AE was even made to ship with, can be safely run on SE with the exception of "The Cause" which only requires AE's .bsa files to run normally. There are no mods worth anyone's time that are AE only. And if there are, they will likely be few and far in-between. There will however be plenty of SE only SKSE mods as most of those authors aren't in the scene any longer and the source is not available. Again, the entire problem lies entirely with SKSE mods, everything else works fine. The best of both worlds patcher https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/57618 will downgrade your AE without you needing to think too hard. And if you still need the pre-AE USSEP you can use Nexus's archive https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/266?tab=files&file_id=209150

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you seem knowledgeable anon so let me ask you
      how is the modding for the original skyrim release compared to all the later rereleases. Is it enough to be worth buying the game again, the way Todd intended?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You mean LE? It's ok.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, the very first release without any of the dlc.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LE is the first release, SSE is the second release, AE is an updated version of SSE, it is not its own game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              LE is just a name given to the original game packaged up with all the DLC. Meaning all LE mods that don't rely on the DLC for assets can be used if you're working with the original game with no DLC.

              I see, it's just the base game + mods packed together with a new name. Good to know.

              Why pay for that? Just pirate LE or SE.

              I already bought in 2011 when it came out. You can't even buy it anymore, my question was if I should buy the game again if I wanted to play it modded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you already payed for it once then just pirate the damn thing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no. I don't want to play skyrim again that badly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can buy it, it's just not listed in Steam store in search. First review links the DLC for it
                https://store.steampowered.com/app/72850/The_Elder_Scrolls_V_Skyrim/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Notice: At the request of the publisher, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is unlisted on the Steam store and will not appear in search.
                My mistake, I thought they took it down entirely not just stopped it from showing up in searches.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why pay for that? Just pirate LE or SE.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >base skyrim with no DLC

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LE is just a name given to the original game packaged up with all the DLC. Meaning all LE mods that don't rely on the DLC for assets can be used if you're working with the original game with no DLC.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy skyrim despite it's flaws

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The starter quest for some of the factions/questlines always crack me up, especially Dawnguard.

    >Stroll up to dawnguard base
    >Hear leader talk shit to vigilant about how they got their shit pushed in by vamps cuz they're weak
    >Introduce yourself and say you wanna fight vamps
    >Immediately tells you to investigate vamps that the vigilants got shit on by
    >"NO TOLAN, YOU'RE TOO WEAK TO GO THERE U DONT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT VAMPS, but this new guy I just met 30 seconds ago? He can fight vamps."

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really, really HATE this DLC with a burning passion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but at least it stopped being intrusive with Vampire attacks and Dawnguard recruiters. You can just choose to never do it.
      Skyrim has a real problem with intrusive quests in general.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Calm spell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Retarded cope that she somehow threw a calm spell on you without casting it so your murderhobo rpg pc ass wouldn't instakill her with your weapon of choice, rather than admit its just awful writing and hamfisted waifubaiting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The origin of this is actually from a mod called "Serana Dialogue Addon" and if you know how bad that mod is it makes everything worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SDA
          Glad I decided to never install that.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >illusion isn't even one of her primary skills
    Even if she casted calm you really think that shit would work on the fucking dragonborn at that point

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Illusion does not even work on the Dragonborn. My headcanon always was:
    >1. Damn, she is cute
    >2. Blood mumbo jumbo from using your blood to wake her up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two more weeks and i wont be an incel. K bro

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you guys think it's possible that the dwemer blinded the falmer by somehow using tonal magic to bind the slaves to their elder scroll reading machine so that they pay the price for learning the knowledge for them?
    i remember reading somewhere(might have been septimus himself) that the machine somehow paid the price of sight in a roundabout way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no the dwemer just turned them into blind monsters for laughs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it could be they did that.
        but if the machine is paying the price somehow, it doesn't really make sense. unless it's blinding souls stored in soul gems or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just how unified were the Dwemer anyway? Were they all evil fucks or was it just one city/clan?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it'll probably be retconned due to how shitty modern society is, but they were all pretty much amoral assholes due to being militant atheists.
          or, well, not atheists. but their behavior is basically what most religious people view a godless society becoming. so it's commentary on atheism, at least.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no booba, no kill

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breed vampires

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cured, abandon worshipping Molag Bal, and happily married to you
      These are all things she doesn't want

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are werewolves so much better than vampires gameplaywise? This is including with mods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they were part of original Skyrim development, Vampires were an afterthought

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >instead of becoming an extremely sexy vampire when you get that royal blood you become a disgusting monster
    what were they thinking there huh

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