>kills you randomly. >is supposedly a strategy game

>kills you randomly
>is supposedly a strategy game
God I hate old pc games

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reinstall xcom 2
    >start a modded playthrough
    >get halfway through it
    >get bored
    >resintall EW and long war
    >have a good time
    why does this keep happening bros

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >install long war 2
      >first mission
      >learn grenades don't blow away cover
      >uninstall long war 2

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do but you need sapper perk for grenadier or use rockets, basically you need a bigger boom because everything isn't made out of cardboard like in xcom1.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old
    This game was released October 2012, anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was 12 years ago

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Games have not changed meaningfully since 2012

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this but unironically
          the reason why this stat is so depressing.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old games are 20+ years old. But people should play Phoenix Point instead of this because it's more like old XCOM (not OP tho, because he is a gay)

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The strategy is to not put yourself in a position where you're beholden to a % roll failing or succeeding ruining you.
    If you want a strategy game without any variance go play chess, you'll find the enjoyable strategy of rote memorization that you seek.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the game is about risk mitigation and crisis management
      play some weeb shit like zelda or something, its probably more up your alley

      >i like it when 90% is not 90%

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf why is 90% not 100%?!?!?!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think of anything below 100% as a % chance to rise above a baseline of missing all the time.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game is about risk mitigation and crisis management
    play some weeb shit like zelda or something, its probably more up your alley

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The strategy is to not put yourself in a position where you're beholden to a % roll failing or succeeding ruining you.
      If you want a strategy game without any variance go play chess, you'll find the enjoyable strategy of rote memorization that you seek.

      >risk mitigation
      Has there ever been a bigger meme phrase for these games? I like them, but lest just be honest here. There is only so much risk mitigation you can do. A bad roll will screw you more often than not, no matter how you prepare for it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What is even the implication here? That you should never ever lose any troops, ever? That these games are too hard to beat ironman campaigns consistently?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          My argument is that simply sometimes RNG will screw you. There is no need to insist there was a 6d chess masterplay to be made at all times and everything is always your fault.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My argument is that simply sometimes RNG will screw you
            So what? That's why they call it risk mitigation not risk nullification

            >here is no need to insist there was a 6d chess masterplay to be made at all times and everything is always your fault.
            Nobody says this, in fact they have a phrase describing exactly what you're saying called "That's XCOM baby!"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >My argument is that simply sometimes RNG will screw you.
            Yeah, and you can be prepared for that too.
            For example:
            >miss 70% shot
            Make sure you have another soldier ready to take another shot
            >missed again
            Make sure both of your soldiers are in good cover.
            >couldn't get good cover
            Make sure you have a smoke or aid protocol.
            >Your soldier still got hit
            Make sure you have medkits.
            >and dead in one shot
            Make sure you're not relying on one A-team, raise several replacements beforehand.
            I mean technically RNG can screw you at absolutely every step no matter how prepared you are. But if you're doing it right the chances of such total unrecoverable screwup are pretty much non-existent.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There is no need to insist there was a 6d chess masterplay to be made at all times and everything is always your fault.
            Do a playthrough with savescumming and you'll find that there's always a way you could have pulled through with no major losses

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Do a playthrough with savescumming
              way ahead of you senpai.

              i still think this is one of the best videos ever produced. dsp is truly in a class of his own. i understand why some game devs studied him

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dsp is truly in a class of his own.

                you understand it's 100% an act, right? and this same guy breezes through super hard games casually at will? and he's literally professional video gamer who plays video games for money?

                people lining up to laugh at the world's most obvious jester

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be in the enemy's LOS at the end of your round. Bait the enemies into overlapping overwatch cones. If you leave a soldier in the enemy's LOS at the beginning of their turn you are taking a risk

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I am referring to XCOM 2 where the game is designed around countering that playstyle specifically.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            XCOM 2 blows and can be seen as being at a midpoint between XCOM (2016) and that abysmal Chimera Squad game, on a descending trajectory. I don't know what happened - that Jake Soloman guy started smoking crack and lost his brains or something

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I meant XCOM (2012) -- frick, maybe this IS an old game

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A bad roll will screw you more often than not, no matter how you prepare for it.
        It by it's very definition will not if you have it so that a bad roll only occurs 49% of the time.
        Stop planning for strats that have less then a 49% likelihood of success, for a single roll in the entire plan.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the point that i stop enjoying the game is when the giant disc robots start showing up that have a bajillion health and 1-shot your dudes.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old
    That's pretty new, right anon?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kills you randomly
    Not as random as you might think.
    >is supposedly a strategy game
    It's about risk management and making contingency plans, so yes it's a strategy game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's about risk management and making contingency plans, so yes it's a strategy game.
      I don't like nu-Xcom, but I absolutely despise smoothbrains who can't handle RNG in strategy games. As if it's not strategy if it's not a game of Simon Says where every action and reaction is clear and predetermined. As if the great real life military commanders of human history were just getting good dice rolls and had no input on the outcome of battles because they can't know what every single soldier will do.
      These Black folk need to shut the frick up and just admit that they can't plan and think ahead far enough to play actual strategy games without cheese.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man you'd hate the original XCom games even more

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude, this game is so piss easy, it was made for consolecucks, how can you be so bad?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its really hard for a modern person to understand why anyone would like the original xcom games i think

    its largely because we didnt have the internet and faqs, it was so interesting figuring out tech efficiency and stuff

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still do playthroughs of X-COM and Terror From the Deep from time to time
      The games have a good amount of randomness and player freedom to keep things different and interesting
      New Xcom is too slow and lacks the micro for me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, the variability of the world and timeline was really fun and felt totally new to me.

        I was too young to really understand xcom well at the time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played the UFO for the first time a year ago and absolutely loved it, it saddens me that there isn't even a single game that comes close to it.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hours character progress gets instantly wiped if you didn't know the map and enemy layout beforehand or anticipate that 4 more enemies would randomly show up in that corner where you hid your one guy
    These games and all their rip offs like the warhammer slop they keep putting out fricking suck

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get filtered, troony!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like the warhammer slop
      By this I assume you mean Mechanicus, which actually neatly avoids this by having no fog of war and having very obvious clearly marked reinforcement points that you can block, with only a few exceptions.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get in full cover, fool

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nu xcom is really forgivable, on WOTC you can squadwipe a full team of colonels and recover in a month.
    If you are actually good at the game you won't have problems at all

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