Kirby just absorbed you. What powers does he get?
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Le drepression
Le fat
Le coom
Le drunk
Le reddit
>Hydration locator:
>Can always find the exact cupboard/drawyer/etc where the cups are located. EVERY HOUSE, EVERY TIME
I never asked for this power. It's almost too mich to handle
"Curtain Call". It's a one use copy ability where a stage show begins and shadowy creatures appear out of thin air to begin mauling the enemies. Right before the enemies get attacked, a curtain covers up the entire screen as hand puppets jump out, snickering as sounds of violence behind the curtain can be heard.
Autism
The power of no sensitivity in your penis from jerking off too much
He becomes the best damn goat wrangler in the world
the power to use a chloroform rug on enemies
the ability to draw cute and funny litle anime girls doing naughty things
Testicular Pain
The power to do nothing but jerk off to fetish porn.
>that pic
___________based
slugcat a shit
shit; a slugcat.
alopecia
Depression
He loses his ability to fly
Kirby is a virgin hahahahahahahahahaha
get fricked you pink Black person
Chronical racism due to browsing /gif/ way too much
Being a lazy neet
The power to draw mediocre, niche fetish porn that rakes in cash anyway.
Which kind?
He gains the power of SOLDER. He can spit out solder balls, unleash waves of solder, bash opponents with solder pallets and his movement becomes slippery but produces poisonous flux ground that hurts and slips enemies.
Tren rage
Celiac disease and a fat fetish.
covid 19 he gets to be weak, full of snot and occasionally throw up.
No AP and a fetish for succ
NOOOO I FORGOT MY NINTENDO SWITCH!!!
He can drink a fifth of liquor and still retain most motor functions
the ability to jerk off to futanari, femboy and straight up male on male porn and still gaslight myself into thinking I'm straight
You are straight, just addicted. 1 year without any (plus getting to cop-a-feel on 2 or 3 dates) would fix your brain.
>cownugget.png
>It's-a me, Ma-rrrrmmppphhHHHHH!!
Explosive diarrhea
Tinnitus