>Laezel has an option in her sex scene to fricking hit her >she tells you she likes it >says the bruises you gave her are proof that you are the dominant one in the relationship
I don't even find her attractive and I still want to smash.
>Watch promo material for BG3 >Wonder why I'd ever want to play with or romance that ugly toad alien >Play the game >She's the perfect I can fix her girl >Somehow becomes the most beautiful character in the game
I guess personality isn't a meme.
her competition wasn't that fierce
shart is viconia without the drow appeal and compelling backstory that wants to frick halsin
karlach is very annoying with her marvel tier quips and pick me attitude while also having a shit haircut
minthara was locked behind losing 3 companions and has no romance content until act 3
>minthara was locked behind losing 3 companions and has no romance content until act 3
I went full evil Dark Urge on release. Minthara didn't have any romance at all, and she didn't even say anything when walking around the world, because Larian completely fricked her programming. I lost 3 companions and tons of side characters in exchange for 1 broken character.
Toady was going to be my broodmother though, so it all worked out.
My problem with Shart is that they introduce her as the hot goth girl but the only real romance is with the redeemed version who doesn't even keep black hair. Gay shit.
Also she strings you along for 3 acts while everyone else will frick you.
Not even mentioning all the cuck shit.
Lol yeah ok. The one filthy hooker you hired once? Lmao
not that anon but a lot of terminally online tumblr women had bdsm fantasies in the early 2010's, when i was on the market, every girl from okcupid was like this
Also to kiss her. She gets embarrassed at kissing you in public and you either need to do a persuasion check to say >You know you want to
Or intimidation where you glare at her to make her give in
>Can't read the post >Assumes it's a mispost >Fricks up and reveals ESL keyboard layout >Invalidates self in process >Goes to REDDIT for backup >Gets shit on by Reddit too
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/comments/16l1pru/anon_exposes_chinese_owned_game/
You are out of ways to lose. Incredible.
I don't think you're a roach though. Almost definitely one of Tencent's shillbots based in West Taiwan's colony of Canada. Mentally Ill French Canadian (all of them) is also high as a possibilities.
I love that these morons sincerely think that swapping to another device is some sort of diabolical master stroke.
I’m not sure if the newhomosexualry or sheer delusional overestimation of their own intelligence is funnier
I am the ESL, no, I am not the collage poster nor I understand where this supposed link comes from
You took my post with ç and built a huge fanfic about it, I feel almost flattered, though with a hint of disgust
>I am the ESL, no, I am not the collage poster nor I understand where this supposed link comes from >You took my post with ç and built a huge fanfic about it, I feel almost flattered, though with a hint of disgust
The copest of copes.
Not really, he couldn't even guess my nationality right, he literally saw "ç" and thought he won some prize
2 months ago
Anonymous
But the other collages are also a schizo moron taking pictures of his own posts
2 months ago
Anonymous
The witcher collage was done when the IP counter was still on....
2 months ago
Anonymous
Wait are you trying to pretend like the collages are real? Lol. Did you make them?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>brazil
2 months ago
Anonymous
but wasn't a pajeet?
2 months ago
Anonymous
You realize the person that made those collages makes most of the collages on Ganker right? And it's mostly his own posts he takes a picture of? Gone are the days of people actually compiling funny threads, now it's just a schizo talking to himself
2 months ago
Anonymous
Anon more than 200 unique IPs were in that witcher thread, who are you trying to fool?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Are you saying the guy that takes pictures of his own posts and makes collages of them and has for like 6+ years actually doesn't and his collages are real because that's what you want to believe? That's pretty silly
2 months ago
Anonymous
>because that's what you want to believe
Nah, because I have literally posted in that witcher thread and I know at least one post in a collage is mine, which would make for 2 people already
Of course, you don't have to take my word for it, don't believe me, I am sure the thread is still somewhere in the archive for you to check
2 months ago
Anonymous
Again what did I say? Most of the posts in the collages are one guy talking to himself false flagging. You making one of the posts in the collage doesn't prove anything. Are you moronic? How moronic do you have to be to fall for false flagging
2 months ago
Anonymous
Proofs?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Do you think it's a coincidence that none of the collages he makes arent funny or make sense? The entire reason you make a post collage is to show a funny thread. There hasn't been a funny thread collage in years yet this moron is still making collages of his own unfunny samegay posts and spamming them
2 months ago
Anonymous
>my utter humiliation isn’t funny because nobody else is willing to give an obnoxious moron the benefit of the doubt
Not proofs. Someone dedicating years of their life to shitting threads does not deserve any benefit of the doubt, nor any assumption that their behaviour is logical.
Post proofs.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You implying that I'm the Boogeyman in the obviously faked incoherent collages that are spammed in every thread is pretty suspicious
Again the entire point of post collages is to be funny. These collages that are spammed are schizo shit
2 months ago
Anonymous
>obviously faked
to (you) > the entire point of post collages is to be funny
They are, specifically the part where he started saying "him" to refer to himself yet the IP count stayed the same was hilarious to remember
2 months ago
Anonymous
>obviously faked
Again, Proofs? >i-its not funny
I find someone going full moron and throwing a tantrum when they’re laughed at to be hilarious. It’s why I’m still responding to you.
2 months ago
Anonymous
t >The entire reason you make a post collage is to show a funny thread
Correct, that thread was pretty funny. I'm the author of https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/650963647/#650987896
Happy to see it's still being reposted and still causes you massive asshurt.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Do you find yourself funny? Because I dont
2 months ago
Anonymous
not only you are not funny, you are very autistic
I think it's funny. >NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ok.
2 months ago
Anonymous
So how many of the posts in your unfunny samegay collage your own?
2 months ago
Anonymous
1 (one).
autistic borderline schizophrenic
Autistic I somewhat understand, but what's schizophrenic about it?
2 months ago
Anonymous
you pointed out they are Indian bots now please stop giving them (you)s.
2 months ago
Anonymous
So you made an entire collage of unfunny samegay spam why? Are you new? Did you think people still made collages around here who weren't schizophrenics? Because let me tell you your dog piling samegay collages aren't even close to being humorous
2 months ago
Anonymous
What was the point in asking how many posts were mine if you just conjured your headcanon out of thin air anyway?
2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm asking you if you're so new that you can't spot samegayging that you make an entire shitty collage out of it enabling it to be spammed across the board despite it being unfunny schizo shit if you would like to be schooled on how to spot somebody samegayging
newbie who is unfunny as frick
2 months ago
Anonymous
your collage is not funny and quite pointless, makes you look like a thin-skinned triggered by one guy on an anonymous board
but it is your prerogative to keep pushing it i guess
Brain-damaged and actually seething poojeet bots
Holy shit, BG3 still lives in their head rent free lmao
2 months ago
Anonymous
>poojeet bots
now we back to pajeets
2 months ago
Anonymous
Dragonirian uses poos because they are his southern neighbor. He is russian go check his steam account
2 months ago
Anonymous
I liked both games why must we fight
2 months ago
Anonymous
its one Black person that pivots to starfield when he starts losing
as if that shit game would change anything
2 months ago
Anonymous
Are you blind or actually moronic?
There's BG3 in that pic lols
2 months ago
Anonymous
your collage is not funny and quite pointless, makes you look like a thin-skinned triggered by one guy on an anonymous board
but it is your prerogative to keep pushing it i guess
2 months ago
Anonymous
>triggered
Lmao, have you ever heard of a lolcow?
2 months ago
Anonymous
well, it makes you look autistic and underage keep up
2 months ago
Anonymous
Is this some new funny 4chin trend where you quote posts but don't address anything said in that post? I asked what's schizophrenic about the image, morono.
I'm asking you if you're so new that you can't spot samegayging that you make an entire shitty collage out of it enabling it to be spammed across the board despite it being unfunny schizo shit if you would like to be schooled on how to spot somebody samegayging
newbie who is unfunny as frick
I guess it is some kind of trend, huh.
2 months ago
Anonymous
So you are a massive newbie that makes collages out of schizos samegayging and you think you're funny. Great, that's just what the board needed. By the way, are you also the loser posting your collage in every thread?
2 months ago
Anonymous
what a fricking moron, he wasn't even the one that posted this pic in the first place, you're shitting your pants to a random anon while he's laughing in your face lol
take your meds schizo, not joking
2 months ago
Anonymous
>GankerX
2 months ago
Anonymous
Where did I say he's the one that's spamming the obviously gfake collages? I said that if he wants some pointers, since he's such a newbie, I can offer to educate him on how to spot samegayging so he stops making so many collages of samegayging
I was simply asking if he also is the one spamming his unfunny samegay collages since he miraculously was in this thread to defend himself
2 months ago
Anonymous
>obviously gfake collages
How can it be fake when the thread's it's made of already been linked to? >samegayging
Ok, epic winrar frosted butts oldgay, let's hear how you came to this conclusion.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>How can it be fake
Because they're not funny, it's a loose collection of random spam posts. Exactly the kind of shit schizophrenics would make
2 months ago
Anonymous
>non-answer again
As expected. You're excused, heckin' epic samegay spotter """oldgay""".
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't like your answer
Your samegay collages are obviously fake because it's obviously a picture of (mostly one guy) samegayging
Samegayging is not funny in the slightest and nobody on this board would ever consider it humorous. Meaning in all liklihood, since you're more than likely a samegayging schizophrenic, you find it humorous to catalogue your own samegayging and spam it in unrelated threads
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't think it's funny, therefore you have schizophernia and they're not real btw
Holy fricking Black person moron, are you for real?
Or you're just that jaded?
2 months ago
Anonymous
The entire purpose of making collages is to be funny. It's obviously a schizophrenic making the collages because he's referencing his own delusions in them which are meta in comparison to whatever is in the image
It's like me taking a picture of your post then making my own post pretending to be you and then taking a picture of that and then in the caption of the image saying you were a serial pedophile rapist
If this is too hard for you to understand you might be moronic
2 months ago
Anonymous
homie shut the frick up you lost
2 months ago
Anonymous
Why are you still desperately claiming the samegay collages are real? Did you make them?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>triggered >start posting random images of his God
So, it is a cult then?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Anon cant lose against dragonirian, its literally impossible.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Because the posts are roleplay. Those se threads will discuss how dragoniki tries to frame made up strawmen when we are lore dumping on his shitposting dtule.
Hes done it a lot in the past in this exact way.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Can somebody translate this from mentally ill to sane?
2 months ago
Anonymous
You should understand it like the rest of us do it's common knowledge what dragonirian does at this point.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Posted it about 5-6 times myself. Like I said, I find it funny, and I'm happy to see other people using it and causing you so much butthurt you lash out with damage control for dozens of posts like ITT.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Judging by the IP count, 3 at most, though maybe more, we'll see what he says
2 months ago
Anonymous
autistic borderline schizophrenic
2 months ago
Anonymous
not only you are not funny, you are very autistic
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Most of the posts in the collages are one guy talking to himself false flagging
Damn, imagine how many VPNs he must have used to reach 200+ IPs.
2 months ago
Anonymous
some people will do some crazy stuff to fake a win
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Did you make them?
No, but I was in that thread. >Wait are you trying to pretend like the collages are real
How new are you? People linked that thread even after it archived for a while in every bg3 thread
Wait a minute, wasn’t the one homosexual that spammed Owlcat, Dragon Age and cyberpunk threads also Brazilian?
Farquaad? I thought he was long gone... a relic of a bygone era...
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Farquaad?
I Haven't seen that waste of life ever since BG3 launched
2 months ago
Anonymous
I think getting cucked by Astarion was too much for him to handle
2 months ago
Anonymous
Farquaad's life was tragically taken when he went into vernworth in dragons dogma 2 and attempted to take a screenshot of his two lantern-jawed characters causing his computer to combust setting forth a chain of events that would cause one of the fans from his 2000 dollar gaming laptop to fly into his poor malnourished albino throat.
>schizo anon has finally been bullied so hard he b***hes out of yet another raping
You’re finally healing. Normally you’re too stubborn to grasp how utterly you’ve been curb stomped.
Just a few more months and the voices might go away.
The constant posting of this character has given me a serious desire to sex it, I don't even care about this game but it makes me sad dragon women aren't real.
>lizard >sorcerer >suppsoed to be bhaalspawn
Literally nothing about it makes sense. Something like Human barbarian or Half-Elf fighter/rogue is much more appropriate.
Which doesn't make any sense. But what would I expect from a game that makes every other guard be a female, african hobbit.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It's a fricking Bhaalspawn.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It's literally a fricking lizard sorcerer.
2 months ago
Anonymous
It does make sense.
Didn't Bhaal basically spread his essence and frick everything he could for maximum results?
2 months ago
Anonymous
yeah. he needed his progeny to survive for a while before they all died so he could be reborn so there's no better way of doing that than spreading his divine essence out all over the world
2 months ago
Anonymous
He did, but not with Durge. He was molded into whatever Bhaal wanted which is probably why he's customizable in the first place. But canonically he is Dragonborn. It's not like it doesn't make sense anyway. Like I said before Dragonborns are loyal to whatever they call their Clan which would make Durge unlikely to resist his father. At least until Orin decided to frick shit up.
Fallout 76 is a better game than Shartfield
BG3 won
>Fallout 76 is a better game than Shartfield
Not saying much. And what does that have anything to do with BG3?
What mods would you recommend on a second playthrough?
I used the mod that gets rid of the ugly markings you get from becoming a half illithid. You could use that if you plan on becoming one.
Bhaal is a God. He could have shaped Durge into anything he pleased. Dragonborns do tend to be loyal to their clan, and as such Durge is loyal to Bhaal. At least until he gets fricked up by Orin and reduced to a True Soul.
Those who are related to a God tend to be pretty good at magic. So of course he is canonically a Sorcerer.
Which doesn't make any sense. But what would I expect from a game that makes every other guard be a female, african hobbit.
>Bhaal is a God. He could have shaped Durge into anything he pleased
Did I ever say that he couldn't? I said that it doesn't make any sense for the character of the durge to be a fricking lizard sorcerer. Am I getting through to you? Is there any fricking way to penetrate that useless lump of flesh that is supposed to be your brain?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I said that it doesn't make any sense for the character of the durge to be a fricking lizard sorcerer
Again, it's because you're a moron. >Am I getting through to you? Is there any fricking way to penetrate that useless lump of flesh that is supposed to be your brain?
Exactly how we feel about you.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Why not? Literally why not? Doesn’t sorcerer make the most sense because being a sorcerer means you have inherent magic. Being the child of a literal god should probably give you some form of inherent magic
Durge was shaped from a pile of viscera by bhaal himself. The most effective killing machine would be a razor toothed 7ft tall dragon man with lighting shooting from his finger tips. It makes sense that it would be that over something like a gnome.
He's so fricking perfect.
Also I didnt even know that was even a cutscene. I'm definitely switching to evil Durge on my evil run after the patch drops. I wanna see this for myself.
Same bro.
I'm running out of screenshots and I need to make more.... frick. >also tbf that cutscene isnt really an evil durge part since you are helping out the mushrooms
Oh really? Looks like something evil (BASED) Durge would do.
well i guess it would depend on you point of view if you think these guys are evil or good
2 months ago
Anonymous
I don't really think they are. They're just creatures trying to survive. It's the drow Black folk and the manlets that are stinking up the place.
2 months ago
Anonymous
if it was just trying to survive id say yeah sure, but using the dead bodies of other races to join their collective hive mind idk
2 months ago
Anonymous
>durge holding karlach's head
lmao based. i did that during my evil playthrough. very satisfying. >using the dead bodies of other races to join their collective hive mind idk
Arent the bodies they're using just those who wronged them? I don't see anything wrong with that if that's the case. I don't remember them using innocent people or anything.
2 months ago
Anonymous
if you dont heal the gnome she gets turned im pretty sure so they arent completely innocent of any crimes
but how would they even have the oath before they lost their memories?
2 months ago
Anonymous
you get the oath at lvl 3 anyway so you can make it up in your actions between lvl 1-3
2 months ago
Anonymous
i dont think thats true
2 months ago
Anonymous
oh damn idd
didn't play a pala run so didn't realise they changed this from 5e
uhh in that case you can just make shit up? It's not any weirder than another class
2 months ago
Anonymous
tbf you can mind cannon that a god tried to take you away from bhaal?
2 months ago
Anonymous
There's this and Sarevok mentioning you were a fallen paladin drenched in your orders blood when you showed up, so you can assume Durge tried to resist their urge and failed prior. Eating the noblestalk and casting heal on Durge also gives different memories, depending on if you did it before or after killing the bard/killing Orin.
2 months ago
Anonymous
goddamn fricking kino
I'm playing pala durge next
2 months ago
Anonymous
What's the different memories
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Noblestalk before killing Alfira
You murdered a baby >After
You vivisected someone with your little goblin butler guy, he fricks up and one of the options was you drowned him in anger in the guys bladder >Heal
A memory from your childhood saying you were taken in by a poor family in Baldurs Gates slum.
2 months ago
Anonymous
How easy is it to accidentally break your oath in BG3?
2 months ago
Anonymous
just don't be a moron
2 months ago
Anonymous
They're all pretty easy to break early on. Vengeance for instance can be broke by stopping the tiefling shooting the goblin in the cage. I imagine devotion or ancients gets it broken killing Alfira.
2 months ago
Anonymous
They're usually pretty obvious. Devotion for instance can break their oath killing the guys chasing Karlach, but only if you don't know they were hunting her to begin with, afterwards they're free to kill.
Apparently their original starting class was meant to be a paladin, would explain why they specifically get unique lines with the oathbreaker knight and Sarevok mentioning their oaths.
>How is Lae'zel as a character
She's quite literally the best character in the game by every metric >best writing >best romance >best character development >best VA >best animations
She's also the strongest companion right out of the gate. She can probably solo the game by herself on Tactician if you build her right. Throwing Build Eldritch Knight Lae'zel CRUSHES encounters like bugs. Lae'zel is simply thr best.
>>How is Lae'zel as a character >She's quite literally the best character in the game by every metric >>best writing >>best romance >>best character development >>best animations >She's also the strongest companion right out of the gate. She can probably solo the game by herself on Tactician if you build her right. Throwing Build Eldritch Knight Lae'zel CRUSHES encounters like bugs. Lae'zel is simply thr best.
Wrong.
Whatever you say, homosexual schizo school shooter.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>homosexual
Wrong >schizo school shooter.
Correct
2 months ago
Anonymous
He's right. No matter how autistic durge can get at least he's not a hideous swamp monster that people literally pull the "but she has a great personality!" cope.
2 months ago
Anonymous
She's not hideous though. She's quite lovely.
2 months ago
Anonymous
The only thing lovely about her is seeing her lifeless corpse beneath that wooden cage.
2 months ago
Anonymous
she has pretty eyez
2 months ago
Anonymous
>hideous swamp monster
Now now, Auntie Ethel will make you fit as a fiddle, sweetness.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Frick, at least Ethel has a nose.
2 months ago
Anonymous
The only thing lovely about her is seeing her lifeless corpse beneath that wooden cage.
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!! LaeZel gays can eat pajeet shit. This is a Durge thread now.
Imagine arguing over characters when >Tav is based >pure Durge is based >redeemed Durge is based >Lae'zel is cute and based >Karlach is cute and based >Minthara is cute and based >Shadowheart is cute and requires based correction >Jaheira is cute and based and requires romance correction >Astarion is based >Gale is based >Minsc is based >Wyll is pregnant >Halsin is no
>pure Durge is based >redeemed Durge is based >Shadowheart is cute and requires based correction >Gale is based >Halsin is no
Factual >Tav is based >Lae'zel is cute and based >Karlach is cute and based >Minthara is cute and based >Jaheira is cute and based and requires romance correction >Astarion is based >Minsc is based >Wyll is pregnant
Wrong.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Wyll is pregnant >Wrong.
And with that single line, you've invalidated your entire post
2 months ago
Anonymous
men cant get pregnant, homosexual
>This is a Durge thread now.
No. Frick off edgeBlack person.
Nah. Durge rules and you're a limp wristed gay. Cope harder.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Durge rules
If you're like 15 then maybe
2 months ago
Anonymous
Wrong again Black person. Any age can enjoy his basedness. Only sexless neckbeards lust for 2D women.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Only sexless neckbeards lust for 2D women.
2 months ago
Anonymous
People living in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks
2 months ago
Anonymous
Wrong again Black person.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>This is a Durge thread now.
No. Frick off edgeBlack person.
I think I just got her killed in my playthrough. Orin showed up disguised as Lae'zel and tried to get me to team up with her. I told her to frick off and she proceeded to hand me Lae'zel's inventory in a backpack.
I might be a moron but I'm not entirely sure if I got her permakilled or if she's being held prisoner.
Oh cool
I honestly just hit space on accident after choosing the dialogue and completely skipped over whatever Orin had to say afterwards. I don't care about Lae'Zel at all I just want the egg to be okay.
Lae'zel would make a good wife but she's an even better bro. Nobody in my corner like Lae'zel, she'll napalm a kid if he talks shit about me. I could be banging Karlach and she has more scruples about my wants than Lae'zel as a bro. She's ride or die and I respect that. Plus she hates white women, we immediately bonded based on that fact.
Number will probably go up after the new patch. Hopefully by a lot. Personally I don't like the way it ended but now that evil endings are getting new cutscenes I might just try it again. Although this time I'm not going to murderhobo because that shit is lame.
I want to like this game, but I just cant
I feel like I need to look up a guide to see where to go next, every encounter I find now is like lvl6 and im still level 4 or so
I get turn 1'd without even moving
And I did clear some stuff that was above my level, I just cant find anything else I can do
I had this same issue with DoS2, at some point I just run out of things to get xp off of
What's your party composition? What classes/subclasses?
Are you using your consumables? Using stealth to ambush your enemies?
Where are you and what encounters have you done so far?
Are you exploring enough and talking to people to get their quests so you can get XP from completing them?
A lot of fights can be won pretty easily with good positioning.
Off the top of my head I think the Gith patrol near the broken bridge is probably the hardest fight early on since they're all level 5. There are some other notables ones like the hag, the spider matriarch, the level 5 Gnoll outside the cave and Ragzlin.
But everything else should be fairly manageable before you hit level 5 party. And you should be level 5-6 by the time you hit the Underdark
I dont even recall my comp, I think Lazel was just default, shadowfart was changed to storm cleric and karlach was a monk with tavern brawler, I was a pallock
I did actually beat all the ones you mentioned with maybe the exception of ragz because i cant recall who that is
It was the bridge that was fricking me, they just kill half my party right after their stupid cutscene ends
This is the only fight I had any trouble with, but they consistently frick me and AFAIK i have nothing left to fight
I still feel underleveled
They won't make expansions but they'll keep updating and polishing the game, it's also pretty safe to say they'll do a GotY edition, they always do anniversary editions or stuff like that
this game disappointed me. I really loved all the ways you can interact with the world, speak with random squirrels and such, but why is it so coomerbaity but not really giving the option of playing a sex fiend or playboy? I ended up just stealing underwear when I realized there is about 4-5 sex scenes and thats it.
No expansions, paid DLCs or things like that but they're still patching the game and adding small things here and there. NExt major patch is going to add some extra end game cutscenes for the evil paths.
I dont even recall my comp, I think Lazel was just default, shadowfart was changed to storm cleric and karlach was a monk with tavern brawler, I was a pallock
I did actually beat all the ones you mentioned with maybe the exception of ragz because i cant recall who that is
It was the bridge that was fricking me, they just kill half my party right after their stupid cutscene ends
This is the only fight I had any trouble with, but they consistently frick me and AFAIK i have nothing left to fight
I still feel underleveled
That's a pretty strong composition and you seem to know what should work fairly well.
Consider bringing Gale if you need some extra nukes or haste or astarion for stealth.
I cannot stress enough just how insanely strong haste is. If you have a sorc in your party and you dual cast haste on say Karlach and Lae'zel they'll just obliterate everything.
I played a storm sorc and it's fricking crazy how good dual cast and quick cast are. With haste on top of quick cast you can call lightning 3 times per turn. Just throw a water bottle at whatever you're attacking and it's like you're hitting them with call lightning 6 times per turn.
Don't feel too bad about the Gith patrol, they're an absolute fricking menace pre-lvl5 and even at 5 they'll kick your ass, especially with that action surge bullshit.
Lowest level I've won that fight at was 3 but that was with ambushing them, getting extremely lucky and even then I barely won it.
Lots of good mods for looks yeah, unless you're a terminal coomer you'll be able to make some pretty characters. If you're into tall and buff barbarians there are some very good options.
There are only a limited number of face presets, most of which are pretty ugly. Half elf has the best, and there's like one decent-ish face for drows and humans.
I had a tiefling sorc back in EA but I can't remember if I used mods for her face or not.
If you're on PC you can always use mods, there area few face mods and you're bound to find something your happy with.
I want to make a meme build with a small character using strength and heavy armor and huge weapons, is this viable at all or would I just be gimping myself for no reason? Also, if it's viable, should I pick halfling or gnome?
You can offset that somewhat with certain items and jumping.
On he plus side you can squeeze through certain holes that bigger races can't.
Imagine arguing over characters when >Tav is based >pure Durge is based >redeemed Durge is based >Lae'zel is cute and based >Karlach is cute and based >Minthara is cute and based >Shadowheart is cute and requires based correction >Jaheira is cute and based and requires romance correction >Astarion is based >Gale is based >Minsc is based >Wyll is pregnant >Halsin is no
>we got Halsin, another druid (when Jaheira is already in the game and far more relevant and interesting), instead of the QT bard Alfira.
I'm still mad.
Technically Astarion is the strongest character because he has a unique bonus action.
Also Durge if you get the Slayer form, but unless you get the fricked ending you lose that in act 3.
I really want to see a dev log of all the shit that was cut because we know that she was an origin character with minsc at one point (therefore romanceable) and the durge was a companion. I feel especially upset at the fact the werewolf halfling was cut when she already had voicelines and a placeholder model.
Imagine arguing over characters when >Tav is based >pure Durge is based >redeemed Durge is based >Lae'zel is cute and based >Karlach is cute and based >Minthara is cute and based >Shadowheart is cute and requires based correction >Jaheira is cute and based and requires romance correction >Astarion is based >Gale is based >Minsc is based >Wyll is pregnant >Halsin is no
Hello anons reply to me if you want or not, but I wanted to dispel my doubts about something, this game is Baldur's 3 right? with 3 romanceable females, the elf cheater, the frog and the red demon girl
I sometimes read one of them is a virgin, if that is true I will sincerely buy the game, but who is the virgin, the frog or the demon girl? I doubt the elf cheater is, but I asked in 2 previous threads and went ignored
Out of all of them Karlach has the highest chance of being one I guess. Due to her infernal engine people can't touch her without being burned but it's possible she could've been with someone before that happened.
During her sex scene she's very forward and eager, not very reserved or nervous. but that could be because she's extremely starved for physical affection and she's been lusting for you for a good while by that point. The way she blurts out "I love you too" nearly screaming it is super cute.
>could have had Alfira >could have had Roah Moonglow as a shortstack evil companion
It hurts
>isnt lazael a teenager in her race
She is. She's supposed to be like 19-20, making her the youngest of all companions. You can tell that she is quite young, despite her relentlessly trying to appear older and wiser. That's part of her charm.
considering her race/society seems to have a strict attitude towards sex it seems most likely she is a virgin of all the romance options. >muh minthara trad wife
that c**t knows what shes doing (and thats a good thing)
Laz'eal is the one to outright try jump you for a frick, at least as far as I've played. There's some pretext of her doing it because their culture desires 'strength' so basically taking over conversations where for RP purposes you might have used her, but like me, you used Tav to initiate most talks and would often shoot down Laz's warrior/murderhobo/creche obsession. She's horny for someone who says no basically, even if it wasn't really my intent.
2 months ago
Anonymous
she's down for a ONS if you resolve enough encounters with her violent preferences
2 months ago
Anonymous
But I'm trying to straddle the line between helpful random 'hero' and 'you've fricked up now I'm going to eradicate your entire group' (I killed pretty much the entire goblin camp, creche and moontower). Am I murderhobo'ing right? I've got no idea how to play a DnD alignment right. I help where I can unless someone pisses me off (even if ariston/shart don't like it). But I'm completely okay with just backstabbing/killing everyone if I consider them trash (like how the drugur tried to continue enslaving the idiot homos, I eventually just turned on them). Also frick those dark gnome things, they got mad at me for LOOTING THE CORPSES OF THE buttholeS ENSLAVING THEM.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I killed pretty much the entire goblin camp, creche and moontower). Am I murderhobo'ing right?
Sounds like a fairly standard good guy playhtrough if a bit more murder-y
2 months ago
Anonymous
her focusing on some societal and culutral stuff about how/who should get to mate and not her personal lust leads me to believe she is inexperienced. Its like a 16 y.o. wanting a "trad wife" when he hasnt even seen a single fricking pube in his life.
>isnt lazael a teenager in her race
She is. She's supposed to be like 19-20, making her the youngest of all companions. You can tell that she is quite young, despite her relentlessly trying to appear older and wiser. That's part of her charm.
ILLEGAL UNDERAGE SWEATY SEX FOR IMPREGNATION WITH ADOLESCENT LAE'ZEL
I have seen the sex scenes and personally, actual virgin girls are not like lazael, I have fricked 2 (yes I am a manbawd) and they were already sucking my dick months before actual penis in vegana penetration, when the moment finally happened they weren't shy at all, they were closer to b***hes in heat
acting formal/shy or inexperienced =/= actually inexperienced
this will obviously immediately escalate into accusations of lying and gayness, i had 4, none acted like 3d baldurs gate characters, but while I dont disagree with your assessment, lazael doesnt act shy either. she is ready for the D. but she is so serious like she is not allowed to enjoy it. maybe its to cover her nervousness. even evil trad minthara smiles and laughs.
Of course anon, I could have also been naive enough to fall for their lies and they weren't virgins at all, but I have no reason to not trust them, just like you have no reason to distrust frog or karlach, only shadowheart actually has some info dropped on her previous dating life. All I am trying to say is, let's be honest, a game that is beloved by liberals and redditors has no actual chance of letting you romance ana ctual virgin, they will be as vague as possible to satisfy the reddit female-sex-empowerment crowd
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Of course anon, I could have also been naive enough to fall for their lies and they weren't virgins at all,
weird thing to say, i never said anything about that shit
idk, to me the lazael talks, her handling of things, and her actual standing and age in her society and race leads me to believe she is a typical teenager trying to act tough while never having done the actual thing. idk about the whole connection between hymens and politics.
Also Lae'zel straight up lies about her sexual encounters since she talks mad shit about the things she laid with in the world even though she never left the Gith plane.
Can’t wait for everyone who loved this game to turn on it in 10 years time and say its shit because of some poorly made video essays that get millions of views
Everyone with hundreds of hours in BG3 is well aware of its shortcomings, few and far between -- and easily modded out -- as they are. I look forward to you still crying ten years on. It's been eight months and you've shown no sign of stopping.
You misunderstand, i have hundreds of hours in it. I love the game. I’m talking about the brainless shitheads who can’t form their own opinions and rely on “influencers” for it
That sort of shit tends to happen when a similar, yet overlooked, game does everything it did better and serves as a direct comparison.
Given the absolutely fricking dire straights the AAA RPGs it would be compared to are in nowadays, the next five years would have to see a miraculous surge of companies shedding dead weight and rooting out competent workers from the dredges of the industry.
It’s just not going to happen.
Worse for you is the fact that Swen told wizards to frick off, meaning BG4 will be made by a completely different company with none of 3’s assets or engine while also being under wizards’ pants on head moronic meddling. Given absolutely none of the AAA companies are capable of it, that means it’s going to be a completely different indie style game, or another developer will completely frick it up. Either way, there won’t be a FO3-NV pipeline, or even a more normalgay friendly FO3-4 one.
You misunderstand, i have hundreds of hours in it. I love the game. I’m talking about the brainless shitheads who can’t form their own opinions and rely on “influencers” for it
Some other game will come around by then and it'll do some things better, sure.
BG3 isn't flawless by any stretch of the imagination but it's still an amazing game. And a lot of people see it that way.
So given all that when you also factor in nostalgia goggles this game will be remembered as a highlight of the genre 10 years from now.
Same way people look back at games like the Ultima series, the previous BG games, Planescape: Torment, VTMB etc. it's going to live in people's minds like this amazing thing of times past.
I enjoyed both DOS1 and DOS2 greatly so I remember them very fondly.
And neither of those games were as successful as BG3 both critically and commercially.
I stay awake many nights, cheeks hot and flushed, eyes red, and teeth gritting thinking about the fact that the werewolf female halfing ORIGIN companion was scraped in favor of Halsin because of reddit thrist. There are many injustices in this world I will suffer but i will not forgive a romanceable shortstack companion with a bush being scrapped for a fricking ugly buff druid with no personality traits beyond "I'm a druid!"
The early access community for BG3 sucked and the biggest dataminer had a huge hardon for halsin because he was a baragay. it also helped that halsin was a dev's self insert so he was probably more than happy to kill helia to see people stroke his ego. what the frick is a yume.
God I hated the moronic refugee plot and how characters like her get fricked over. There's no grey moral ground. It's either REFUGEE GOOD or curbstomp the babies tier evil
>no Kagha redemption companion quest line where she relearns the ways of the druids by travelling with you in nature and cures the shadow curse at great risk to herself >would fit because thaniel the nature spirit takes the form of a tiefling child which is something kagha tried to kill
>kagha redemption arc, designated druid companion instead of jaheira again >alfira as a camp follower composing her song
instead we get the stupid bear
There was a lot of requests for Halsin during early access, because he was the standout bro tier character you meet who instantly has your back, especially in the first version where the party members were much more abrasive.
Unfortunately less is more.
>no Kagha redemption companion quest line where she relearns the ways of the druids by travelling with you in nature and cures the shadow curse at great risk to herself >would fit because thaniel the nature spirit takes the form of a tiefling child which is something kagha tried to kill
She didn't want to kill Arabella.
She wanted to lock her up until the ritual is complete in case Arabella tries stealing the idol again.
>We got Halsin gaybear instead of Kagha snakelady
What is funny is that she literally has more content than Halsin in Act 1. It really feels like she was supposed to be companion.
you didnt frick shit. you went skinnydipping and then watched her get railed in a threesome that didnt involve you. Shart is the biggest simp magnet of the entire planet. There is a great NSFW cosplay from Vinnegal thou. Check it out.
She's a bit of a zealot murderhhobo in the beginning, what am I to do if playing a full on embracing the murder durge/evil playthrough? In my first game I accidentally romanced her and she came around to accepting that vlakith was manipulating her/all her race and using them as cannon fodder. At what point is it thematically right to either betray her or have her face the music and make her own mind up if she joins me fully, or I'm forced to kill her?
Karlach is dead at this point, I kinda killed her on first meeting, so Laz is my remaining meathead.
I don't know about wife, man, but she is definitely reliable and competent. I've being trying to marry shadowheart because she is way cuter and hotter, but damn, Lae'zel get's shit done in a way that makes she look attractive. She never dies, she jumps to anywhere on the planet, and she got all jealous when I kissed shadowheart lmao
It really sucks that she was the only one who was given a good character arc that was satisfying
Shadowhert's was the worst arc out of the girls
Minthara and Jaheira didn't have one. You either liked their personality or you didn't since it never changed
And I didn't bother Karlach because I hate Lawful Good playthroughs
Was it too much to ask for more thoughtout character arcs for the females instead of dangling every male NPC's dick in front of my face when I barely even talked to them?
>Jaheira didn't have one. You either liked their personality or you didn't since it never changed
For the best. She was a prestablished character I already liked, and I liked that she was exactly the way I remember her. They REALLY did Jaheira justice with her reintroduction, which I can't say for Minsc, Sarevok or Viconia.
>NOOOOO MY PARENTS!!!! >should we kill them? or should my hand hurt until a god that's notorious for getting bored gets bored of the hand hurties? >yes you are right my strapping boyfriend having hand hurties gone is way better than parents!
>I'm evil >No there's good in you >Try to become a better person after the bad things I've done? >Nope! >You were kidnapped from the good guys >You were brainwashed >We have your family hostage >Yes, an entire shrine, enough to fit a tribe, all dedicated to a prison for your family >Leave the darkside >Join the light side and become white haired >You're good now
You talking about the false flag dragonir did when his farquaad spam was falling apart?
Same thing eventually happened to the eric namecalling he did too
>You talking about the false flag dragonir did when his farquaad spam was falling apart?
He's talking about that, yeah. He doesnt know we know that was phoney.
[...] >jannies not doing their job
Of course they aren't. I hate this site.
Jannies like the humiliation ritual since dragoniki is so terrible.
>You talking about the false flag dragonir did when his farquaad spam was falling apart?
He's talking about that, yeah. He doesnt know we know that was phoney.
[...]
Jannies like the humiliation ritual since dragoniki is so terrible.
I genuinely don't know what the frick you are talking about, Farquaad I know but the rest is all schizo headcanon
Its the same shill that gets caught over and over and is unable to make a coherent argument.
Make any criticism towards BG3, he spergs out like am autistic child.
>masseffect but you can pick your race and people react to it
Its the one thing I have always wanted from that series even if it was council races. I wish current day bioware wasn't so painfully incompetent.
Fricking Grym ended my blind ironman run.
I'm torn between carrying on or starting a new one. Fricking hate the dude, and the fact it all went to shit the moment the mephyts spawned.
I also really don't feel like starting over. My ranger was really starting to come together, and it took forever to get here.
I was playing blind, didn't see the fight coming. Though how do you do that? Mage hand the platform down? Or just quickly misty step back up? I crashed the game to maintain the savefile so I can keep going, though in my mind it won't be the same...
Maybe I should just start the game over, but doing all the shit in chapter 1 again really dampers my enthusiasm.
Neat. Assuming he doesn't pick it I'll probably play a dark Urge and let him push what way I play them like I was a companion, since the party size is pretty small.
The soiboy Redditors who were a very vocal group during EA b***hed and moaned about any kind of edge to the party members, hence all of them except Minthara and Lae'zel to an extent ended up watered down and either neutralised or turns into goody-two-shoes snore-fests like Wyll.
I remember them saying the idea was "under normal circumstances none of these people would work together, much less get along" but due to the artifact protecting you all they were forced to cooperate. Part of the problem was due to people complaining every companion was evil or neutral at best (They were more hostile and suspicious of each other, Shadowheart started as more of a c**t, Astarion didn't play up the muh poor victim shit as much, Gale was sketchy as frick and more of a condescending prick, Wyll was more huffing his own farts over wanting to be genuinely heroic) so they neutered everyone besides Lae'zel, so now besides Shadowheart and Lae'zel everyone vaguely gets along from the start. The only other conflicts in the group are Karlach and Wyll (which is dealt with in their first talk very easily) and Minthara doesn't like Gale which is more played for laughs.
I wonder what larian was thinking when they thought that making every companion in their game an abrasive leftist frickhead was a good idea
2 months ago
Anonymous
They probably didnt see it objectively to recognize it
Look at gale before they castrated him he was a stereotype of a gay rapist and they had no idea everyone else but them saw him as a gay rapist. He made it thru ea and into the game as a sex post and larian thought that was normal. Their frame of reference for normalcy is heavily skewed and they cant see it.
2 months ago
Anonymous
thewy saw something because they brought all the VAs back in to completely redo their lines
2 months ago
Anonymous
No they didnt see it. It took fan outcry for them to change everything to how it is now. The original gale was a sex pest by a normies standards but larian thought he was a fine representation of a gay. To a normie he was the gay rapist bogeyman they heard about on the news.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>The original gale was a sex pest
You realize he raped tons of people right? they didn't change anything about him being a rapist. All the male companions constantly try and get in your pants. I'm talking about how their characterization was so bad they had to redo all the lines
2 months ago
Anonymous
Hes talking about raping the player against their consent. His magic trick chicanery was altered in a patch because normal didnt see that as a door opening to sex like larian did. Latinas perception on how a gay acts is heavily skewed compared to the normals.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Right but what we were originally talking about was how all the characters in the game were shit so they had to redo all the lines
2 months ago
Anonymous
I know
2 months ago
Anonymous
And the homosexual rapist thing is still in the game. All the men constantly try and get in your pants. The game was just so buggy at release that even act 1 was broken to pieces that talking to a companion once in camp initiated a romance with them
2 months ago
Anonymous
But changed, like anon said.
2 months ago
Anonymous
All they did was make some patches to try and fix the flag issue where talking to somebody once made them frick you. Occam's razor says larian are just incompetent morons
2 months ago
Anonymous
Hanlon's razor.
2 months ago
Anonymous
woops wrong cutting implement
2 months ago
Anonymous
Only male party member I have is Gale, but so fsr he hasn't tried to rape me. He at one point offered to show me a magic trick but I told him no because that sounded gay as frick, though I wasn't even aware he was actually gay. Did I dodge a bullet?
Guess it kinda make sense, only a gay would frick a goddess and not be happy.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You can do the magic trick without it being gay, when the narrator starts saying words like sensual and intimate you can back out at that point and keep it platonic
2 months ago
Anonymous
At launch it was so broken it just went straight to sex sometimes, actual joke of a company
2 months ago
Anonymous
I remember having something similar happening to Karlach but it quickly became evident it was related to her romance unlike Gale's. >Hey pal, mind if I sit here and watch the stars with you? >Cool, thanks. >Frick I wanna ride your dick
2 months ago
Anonymous
Larian has a weird mind on what is normal
That said they obviously frotloaded the interactions so people would get to the "good stuff" faster. It wasn't a bug it was intentional. They knew to modify other stat gains from ea to launch but forgot the relationship stats? No, it was intentional but poorly received.
It is, my problem is there should be more like that. The entire idea of the party was >I don't care about you (potentially outright hate you) but I need allies and this artifact is the only thing keeping us from turning, so I'll cooperate for now
but only two people in the party ever come close to killing each other. I'm not saying everyone should be attempting to murder each other but there's no sense of that distrust and dislike outside of Lae'zel and Shadowheart. Minthara's dislike of Gale is entirely one sided and hell in the epilogue they put out he gets a unique interaction to give her a hug.
He's probably talking about how everyone bar La'zael was obviously level 12+ prior to getting hit with a tadpole and then knocked down to 1. Shit, Gale was probably close to 20.
The apparently try and handwave that with the tadpoles fricking them up, Wyll and Gale have a party banter saying how they can't do half the shit they could before.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Four people. Wyll and Karlach if you don't stop him at the river and then Lae'zel will get killed by Shart if you don't intervene.
Also Astarion can kill you by drinking all your blood if you don't stop him, IIRC.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You can also get killed by Laezal when she thinks you're turning. I let her do it because I assumed the game would dtop me, but nope, she killed me.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>I let her do it because I assumed the game would dtop me, but nope, she killed me.
I love it. Not many games out there do this. A lot of people were surprised that you get the end credits in act 2 if you let Gale suicidebomb. People are way too used to other games handholding.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>The apparently try and handwave that with the tadpoles fricking them up, Wyll and Gale have a party banter saying how they can't do half the shit they could before.
It's a bad cover for a bad story telling hook. Now its viable to tadpole anything you want in your actual games of dnd to moron the badguy.
It's like adding companions to mtg, it is simply bad and will harm what you are trying to do long term.
He's probably talking about how everyone bar La'zael was obviously level 12+ prior to getting hit with a tadpole and then knocked down to 1. Shit, Gale was probably close to 20.
wyll was such a cool character before the rewrite. Sure he was still a black dude so no one was gonna use him but his story was really good for a warlock.
the entire premise of the game's companions doesn't make sense
because there was supposed to be more but they got cut.
Who else was there besides that one datamined one who got cut (think it was a female gnome werewolf) and that Swen said recently you'd originally be able to recruit Ketheric?
alfira, the kid (durge),minsc and Jaheira were supposed to be obtainable in act 1
I'm sure there's more but those 5 all had origin tags and were on track to be companions early on until the last patch. because at the start of early access larian said they are only demoing the "evil" party members then only added karlach as the "good" party member in the full release.
(wyll used to do terrible things for his power like luring kids to be killed by mizora until the rewrite)
A dev said that she would cheat on you because giths don't do monogamy, people got pissed and b***hed about it on steam and twitter, they turned her monogamous and now everybody loves her.
>I don't think it's funny, therefore you have schizophernia and they're not real btw
Holy fricking Black person moron, are you for real?
Or you're just that jaded?
No it's not real because dragonirian has tried this numerous times before and it's always nonsense. We get how his cope spirals and ble attempts work.
Extremely early (probably back when it was announced but Early Access hadn't actually started) one dev talked about how Gith don't believe in monogamy and she'd happily cuck you, it wasn't in early access so some anons assumed it was going to be put in later, and the only other option (since Karlach only got added as a companion with full release) was Shadowheart who is normal looking and didn't seem to have anything like that.
She's not that popular now though. I've seen a surprising amount of people who normally are the type to keep a companion no matter what happily tell her to frick off, let her die or kill her and continue playing.
The big fanbase is normies. These threads are 1 scaley samegayging for hours. He goes by the name dragonirian on steam and his pfp looks like durge.
Hes an obsessed moron.
How did Wyll get a tadpole? What situation was he in that led to him being captive for long enough to be implanted with the tadpole and then find the tieflings and settle into the grove?
Chasing Karlach when she is attempting to flee, follows her onto the Nautiloid and is promptly captured like her, infected, and then falls near the Grove when the Natuoloid crashes.
He was chasing after Karlach, who was so desperate to get away from the blood war she decided she'd rather try her luck stowing away on a mindflayer ship then risk getting caught again.
>How did Wyll get a tadpole?
He was chasing Karlach and boarded the nautiloid after her. They both got captured and tadpolled. After that when the nautiloid crashed they woke up before you. >Karlach ran ahead and ran into the fake paladins >Wyll ended up in the grove and stayed there thinking that Karlach might be hiding among the tieflings
Tav and Shadowhear are the last two to wake up. Lae'zel wakes up before you and get caught in the trap you save her from. Gale gets sucked into the arcane vortex as he is exploring the crash site. Astarion is lurking around the ship still not sure what happened and why he can now walk in the sunlight.
>got the ending where Orpheus died and me and Lae'zel went on to lead a rebellion against vlaakith
I vill have a palace that is staffed entirely by gith girls in maid uniforms.
Because Ed is very aware that most people don't care about his (literal) wank as much as he does. It is nontheless all canon. So is the widespread incest and orgies.
Ed Greenwood is a sex obsessed hack
you should actually read his garbage sometimes
2 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
I mean even fricking secondaries know about Ed Greenwood and his tendency to write with his dick in hand. What would that make you, tertiaries? Just like Gankerermin to talk big game but not actually know diddly about the source material.
Schizo
2 months ago
Anonymous
>projecting
2 months ago
Anonymous
Where's your source you actual schizophrenic samegay
2 months ago
Anonymous
any ed greenwood book
alustriel holds orgies and gets pregnant, without belly, just putting on weight
Drow women getting multiples orgasm when the babies eat eachother in the womb
etc...
2 months ago
Anonymous
any ed greenwood book
alustriel holds orgies and gets pregnant, without belly, just putting on weight
Drow women getting multiples orgasm when the babies eat eachother in the womb
etc...
2 months ago
Anonymous
That's not a source you schizophrenic
2 months ago
Anonymous
>a post by the man himself >not a source
feel free to google any phrase in there you projecting imbecile
2 months ago
Anonymous
So you're schizophrenic and moronic. Do you have any evidence that's real?
2 months ago
Anonymous
I did the disgrace of reading all elminster and shandril books.
Shocked how awful his writing is
but I legit recommend I Strahd, and Unclean
I mean even fricking secondaries know about Ed Greenwood and his tendency to write with his dick in hand. What would that make you, tertiaries? Just like Gankerermin to talk big game but not actually know diddly about the source material.
>Starts off as a giant c**t >Is slightly less of a c**t by the end
Wow, such character development. Also, you only think she's hot because of the makeup.
Considering how little reactivity your god has, you should be able to choose a diety regardless of class. There's a ton of Selune interactions with Shadowheart that most won't see because why would you want two clerics in your four man party?
>we could've gotten a Planescape game from Larian if WotC didn't suck ass
Spelljammer
>Laezel has an option in her sex scene to fricking hit her
>she tells you she likes it
>says the bruises you gave her are proof that you are the dominant one in the relationship
I don't even find her attractive and I still want to smash.
Lae'zel quite literally owes me a lot of sex
High T attitude
why do Giths look like old Nords?
>Watch promo material for BG3
>Wonder why I'd ever want to play with or romance that ugly toad alien
>Play the game
>She's the perfect I can fix her girl
>Somehow becomes the most beautiful character in the game
I guess personality isn't a meme.
her competition wasn't that fierce
shart is viconia without the drow appeal and compelling backstory that wants to frick halsin
karlach is very annoying with her marvel tier quips and pick me attitude while also having a shit haircut
minthara was locked behind losing 3 companions and has no romance content until act 3
>minthara was locked behind losing 3 companions and has no romance content until act 3
I went full evil Dark Urge on release. Minthara didn't have any romance at all, and she didn't even say anything when walking around the world, because Larian completely fricked her programming. I lost 3 companions and tons of side characters in exchange for 1 broken character.
Toady was going to be my broodmother though, so it all worked out.
My problem with Shart is that they introduce her as the hot goth girl but the only real romance is with the redeemed version who doesn't even keep black hair. Gay shit.
Also she strings you along for 3 acts while everyone else will frick you.
Not even mentioning all the cuck shit.
Hot damn, I need to replay for a Lae'zel romance playthrough.
100% of women I have slept with have liked that
I really dont think its that radical
You didn't sleep with any women though so what you said is true about anything.
not that anon but a lot of terminally online tumblr women had bdsm fantasies in the early 2010's, when i was on the market, every girl from okcupid was like this
Lol yeah ok. The one filthy hooker you hired once? Lmao
>morons would tell you that this game is woke
>Intimidation check needed to make her sub to you when you first frick her
Also to kiss her. She gets embarrassed at kissing you in public and you either need to do a persuasion check to say
>You know you want to
Or intimidation where you glare at her to make her give in
She's not your wife, she's a fictional videogame character. You have no wife OP, you're a sexless incel.
he's just an innocent coomer. You don't have to be mean.
He's probably 30.
Rookie numbers
>sexless incel
When will mods finally add projection as bannable offense ?
*Puts my thumb inbetween my fingers* haha got your nose
the postergirl of tsundere. She does talk a lot about sex for a gith though. A cute githzerai monk gf companion would never do that.
I'm not even going to post the Tencent ties to Larian tweet. These threads are just that pathetic.
Sirs?
Hello ESL-kun. It is now widely known you lost.
You trying to force this meme and failing was embarrassing enough, but trying to force two memes? Come on now.
Holy frick larischizo BTFO
We all know its dragonirian trying to frame no one like he is known to do.
Kek. I was being ironic when I called him mindbroken, didn’t know it was actually possible
Why does he do it Gankerros?
Either he's a bot or is schizophrenic. The shit he says in response to people can't be something a real human being would say.
>disgusting 5'4 turk is the 10+ year rpg shitposter
incredible
kek
>Can't read the post
>Assumes it's a mispost
>Fricks up and reveals ESL keyboard layout
>Invalidates self in process
>Goes to REDDIT for backup
>Gets shit on by Reddit too
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ganker/comments/16l1pru/anon_exposes_chinese_owned_game/
You are out of ways to lose. Incredible.
I don't think you're a roach though. Almost definitely one of Tencent's shillbots based in West Taiwan's colony of Canada. Mentally Ill French Canadian (all of them) is also high as a possibilities.
Stop being schizophrenic
>Stop exposing me!
When you stop shilling this garbage
you're a bigger loser than he is.
>he
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
So the autistic collage poster was an ESL all along, absolutely hilarious
>current time india 18:30
just got out of work huh?
>shizo-broken
brazil isn't much better lmfao
lol lmao etc...
Wait a minute, wasn’t the one homosexual that spammed Owlcat, Dragon Age and cyberpunk threads also Brazilian?
I love that these morons sincerely think that swapping to another device is some sort of diabolical master stroke.
I’m not sure if the newhomosexualry or sheer delusional overestimation of their own intelligence is funnier
Looks like someone gets cranky in the morning
I am the ESL, no, I am not the collage poster nor I understand where this supposed link comes from
You took my post with ç and built a huge fanfic about it, I feel almost flattered, though with a hint of disgust
>I am the ESL, no, I am not the collage poster nor I understand where this supposed link comes from
>You took my post with ç and built a huge fanfic about it, I feel almost flattered, though with a hint of disgust
The copest of copes.
>You invented an entirely fake schizo scenario to make a meme
So like all the other collages
Not really, he couldn't even guess my nationality right, he literally saw "ç" and thought he won some prize
But the other collages are also a schizo moron taking pictures of his own posts
The witcher collage was done when the IP counter was still on....
Wait are you trying to pretend like the collages are real? Lol. Did you make them?
>brazil
but wasn't a pajeet?
You realize the person that made those collages makes most of the collages on Ganker right? And it's mostly his own posts he takes a picture of? Gone are the days of people actually compiling funny threads, now it's just a schizo talking to himself
Anon more than 200 unique IPs were in that witcher thread, who are you trying to fool?
Are you saying the guy that takes pictures of his own posts and makes collages of them and has for like 6+ years actually doesn't and his collages are real because that's what you want to believe? That's pretty silly
>because that's what you want to believe
Nah, because I have literally posted in that witcher thread and I know at least one post in a collage is mine, which would make for 2 people already
Of course, you don't have to take my word for it, don't believe me, I am sure the thread is still somewhere in the archive for you to check
Again what did I say? Most of the posts in the collages are one guy talking to himself false flagging. You making one of the posts in the collage doesn't prove anything. Are you moronic? How moronic do you have to be to fall for false flagging
Proofs?
Do you think it's a coincidence that none of the collages he makes arent funny or make sense? The entire reason you make a post collage is to show a funny thread. There hasn't been a funny thread collage in years yet this moron is still making collages of his own unfunny samegay posts and spamming them
>my utter humiliation isn’t funny because nobody else is willing to give an obnoxious moron the benefit of the doubt
Not proofs. Someone dedicating years of their life to shitting threads does not deserve any benefit of the doubt, nor any assumption that their behaviour is logical.
Post proofs.
You implying that I'm the Boogeyman in the obviously faked incoherent collages that are spammed in every thread is pretty suspicious
Again the entire point of post collages is to be funny. These collages that are spammed are schizo shit
>obviously faked
to (you)
> the entire point of post collages is to be funny
They are, specifically the part where he started saying "him" to refer to himself yet the IP count stayed the same was hilarious to remember
>obviously faked
Again, Proofs?
>i-its not funny
I find someone going full moron and throwing a tantrum when they’re laughed at to be hilarious. It’s why I’m still responding to you.
t
>The entire reason you make a post collage is to show a funny thread
Correct, that thread was pretty funny. I'm the author of https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/650963647/#650987896
Happy to see it's still being reposted and still causes you massive asshurt.
Do you find yourself funny? Because I dont
I think it's funny.
>NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ok.
So how many of the posts in your unfunny samegay collage your own?
1 (one).
Autistic I somewhat understand, but what's schizophrenic about it?
you pointed out they are Indian bots now please stop giving them (you)s.
So you made an entire collage of unfunny samegay spam why? Are you new? Did you think people still made collages around here who weren't schizophrenics? Because let me tell you your dog piling samegay collages aren't even close to being humorous
What was the point in asking how many posts were mine if you just conjured your headcanon out of thin air anyway?
I'm asking you if you're so new that you can't spot samegayging that you make an entire shitty collage out of it enabling it to be spammed across the board despite it being unfunny schizo shit if you would like to be schooled on how to spot somebody samegayging
newbie who is unfunny as frick
Brain-damaged and actually seething poojeet bots
Holy shit, BG3 still lives in their head rent free lmao
>poojeet bots
now we back to pajeets
Dragonirian uses poos because they are his southern neighbor. He is russian go check his steam account
I liked both games why must we fight
its one Black person that pivots to starfield when he starts losing
as if that shit game would change anything
Are you blind or actually moronic?
There's BG3 in that pic lols
your collage is not funny and quite pointless, makes you look like a thin-skinned triggered by one guy on an anonymous board
but it is your prerogative to keep pushing it i guess
>triggered
Lmao, have you ever heard of a lolcow?
well, it makes you look autistic and underage keep up
Is this some new funny 4chin trend where you quote posts but don't address anything said in that post? I asked what's schizophrenic about the image, morono.
I guess it is some kind of trend, huh.
So you are a massive newbie that makes collages out of schizos samegayging and you think you're funny. Great, that's just what the board needed. By the way, are you also the loser posting your collage in every thread?
what a fricking moron, he wasn't even the one that posted this pic in the first place, you're shitting your pants to a random anon while he's laughing in your face lol
take your meds schizo, not joking
>GankerX
Where did I say he's the one that's spamming the obviously gfake collages? I said that if he wants some pointers, since he's such a newbie, I can offer to educate him on how to spot samegayging so he stops making so many collages of samegayging
I was simply asking if he also is the one spamming his unfunny samegay collages since he miraculously was in this thread to defend himself
>obviously gfake collages
How can it be fake when the thread's it's made of already been linked to?
>samegayging
Ok, epic winrar frosted butts oldgay, let's hear how you came to this conclusion.
>How can it be fake
Because they're not funny, it's a loose collection of random spam posts. Exactly the kind of shit schizophrenics would make
>non-answer again
As expected. You're excused, heckin' epic samegay spotter """oldgay""".
>I don't like your answer
Your samegay collages are obviously fake because it's obviously a picture of (mostly one guy) samegayging
Samegayging is not funny in the slightest and nobody on this board would ever consider it humorous. Meaning in all liklihood, since you're more than likely a samegayging schizophrenic, you find it humorous to catalogue your own samegayging and spam it in unrelated threads
>I don't think it's funny, therefore you have schizophernia and they're not real btw
Holy fricking Black person moron, are you for real?
Or you're just that jaded?
The entire purpose of making collages is to be funny. It's obviously a schizophrenic making the collages because he's referencing his own delusions in them which are meta in comparison to whatever is in the image
It's like me taking a picture of your post then making my own post pretending to be you and then taking a picture of that and then in the caption of the image saying you were a serial pedophile rapist
If this is too hard for you to understand you might be moronic
homie shut the frick up you lost
Why are you still desperately claiming the samegay collages are real? Did you make them?
>triggered
>start posting random images of his God
So, it is a cult then?
Anon cant lose against dragonirian, its literally impossible.
Because the posts are roleplay. Those se threads will discuss how dragoniki tries to frame made up strawmen when we are lore dumping on his shitposting dtule.
Hes done it a lot in the past in this exact way.
Can somebody translate this from mentally ill to sane?
You should understand it like the rest of us do it's common knowledge what dragonirian does at this point.
Posted it about 5-6 times myself. Like I said, I find it funny, and I'm happy to see other people using it and causing you so much butthurt you lash out with damage control for dozens of posts like ITT.
Judging by the IP count, 3 at most, though maybe more, we'll see what he says
autistic borderline schizophrenic
not only you are not funny, you are very autistic
>Most of the posts in the collages are one guy talking to himself false flagging
Damn, imagine how many VPNs he must have used to reach 200+ IPs.
some people will do some crazy stuff to fake a win
>Did you make them?
No, but I was in that thread.
>Wait are you trying to pretend like the collages are real
How new are you? People linked that thread even after it archived for a while in every bg3 thread
Farquaad? I thought he was long gone... a relic of a bygone era...
>Farquaad?
I Haven't seen that waste of life ever since BG3 launched
I think getting cucked by Astarion was too much for him to handle
Farquaad's life was tragically taken when he went into vernworth in dragons dogma 2 and attempted to take a screenshot of his two lantern-jawed characters causing his computer to combust setting forth a chain of events that would cause one of the fans from his 2000 dollar gaming laptop to fly into his poor malnourished albino throat.
You must be 18 to post here anon.
yet the spirit of farquaad lives on.
>Not really
>schizo anon has finally been bullied so hard he b***hes out of yet another raping
You’re finally healing. Normally you’re too stubborn to grasp how utterly you’ve been curb stomped.
Just a few more months and the voices might go away.
Not a minute later you do the same thing in another thread. Pathetic schizo.
Not as pathetic as you
That's cool, I'll do it
The constant posting of this character has given me a serious desire to sex it, I don't even care about this game but it makes me sad dragon women aren't real.
You married a frog?
Some people marry made up characters these days, so I guess anything.
Durge is my husband
love this homie so much it's unreal
>not customizing the one origin character that can be customized
Literal npc behaviour.
Sorry anon but this is the canonical Durge. Deal with it homosexual.
>lizard
>sorcerer
>suppsoed to be bhaalspawn
Literally nothing about it makes sense. Something like Human barbarian or Half-Elf fighter/rogue is much more appropriate.
but bhaalspawn come in all sorts of weird races and classes
Which doesn't make any sense. But what would I expect from a game that makes every other guard be a female, african hobbit.
It's a fricking Bhaalspawn.
It's literally a fricking lizard sorcerer.
It does make sense.
Didn't Bhaal basically spread his essence and frick everything he could for maximum results?
yeah. he needed his progeny to survive for a while before they all died so he could be reborn so there's no better way of doing that than spreading his divine essence out all over the world
He did, but not with Durge. He was molded into whatever Bhaal wanted which is probably why he's customizable in the first place. But canonically he is Dragonborn. It's not like it doesn't make sense anyway. Like I said before Dragonborns are loyal to whatever they call their Clan which would make Durge unlikely to resist his father. At least until Orin decided to frick shit up.
>Fallout 76 is a better game than Shartfield
Not saying much. And what does that have anything to do with BG3?
I used the mod that gets rid of the ugly markings you get from becoming a half illithid. You could use that if you plan on becoming one.
I’m trying to piss off Eric
Bhaal is a God. He could have shaped Durge into anything he pleased. Dragonborns do tend to be loyal to their clan, and as such Durge is loyal to Bhaal. At least until he gets fricked up by Orin and reduced to a True Soul.
Those who are related to a God tend to be pretty good at magic. So of course he is canonically a Sorcerer.
Because you're a moron.
>Bhaal is a God. He could have shaped Durge into anything he pleased
Did I ever say that he couldn't? I said that it doesn't make any sense for the character of the durge to be a fricking lizard sorcerer. Am I getting through to you? Is there any fricking way to penetrate that useless lump of flesh that is supposed to be your brain?
>I said that it doesn't make any sense for the character of the durge to be a fricking lizard sorcerer
Again, it's because you're a moron.
>Am I getting through to you? Is there any fricking way to penetrate that useless lump of flesh that is supposed to be your brain?
Exactly how we feel about you.
Why not? Literally why not? Doesn’t sorcerer make the most sense because being a sorcerer means you have inherent magic. Being the child of a literal god should probably give you some form of inherent magic
Don't bother he's a moronic contrarian
Post your Durge to be judged
Durge was shaped from a pile of viscera by bhaal himself. The most effective killing machine would be a razor toothed 7ft tall dragon man with lighting shooting from his finger tips. It makes sense that it would be that over something like a gnome.
I had no idea you could customize him, time to start a new playthrough.
He is just so good. Always brings the best presents back.
He's so fricking perfect.
Also I didnt even know that was even a cutscene. I'm definitely switching to evil Durge on my evil run after the patch drops. I wanna see this for myself.
i love durge!
also tbf that cutscene isnt really an evil durge part since you are helping out the mushrooms
Same bro.
I'm running out of screenshots and I need to make more.... frick.
>also tbf that cutscene isnt really an evil durge part since you are helping out the mushrooms
Oh really? Looks like something evil (BASED) Durge would do.
well i guess it would depend on you point of view if you think these guys are evil or good
I don't really think they are. They're just creatures trying to survive. It's the drow Black folk and the manlets that are stinking up the place.
if it was just trying to survive id say yeah sure, but using the dead bodies of other races to join their collective hive mind idk
>durge holding karlach's head
lmao based. i did that during my evil playthrough. very satisfying.
>using the dead bodies of other races to join their collective hive mind idk
Arent the bodies they're using just those who wronged them? I don't see anything wrong with that if that's the case. I don't remember them using innocent people or anything.
if you dont heal the gnome she gets turned im pretty sure so they arent completely innocent of any crimes
>paladin durge
does that even make sense? i suppose it must if minthara is a paladin whilst serving the absoloute and fighting with goblins
redeemed durge is apparantly very fun to play as paladin
but how would they even have the oath before they lost their memories?
you get the oath at lvl 3 anyway so you can make it up in your actions between lvl 1-3
i dont think thats true
oh damn idd
didn't play a pala run so didn't realise they changed this from 5e
uhh in that case you can just make shit up? It's not any weirder than another class
tbf you can mind cannon that a god tried to take you away from bhaal?
There's this and Sarevok mentioning you were a fallen paladin drenched in your orders blood when you showed up, so you can assume Durge tried to resist their urge and failed prior. Eating the noblestalk and casting heal on Durge also gives different memories, depending on if you did it before or after killing the bard/killing Orin.
goddamn fricking kino
I'm playing pala durge next
What's the different memories
>Noblestalk before killing Alfira
You murdered a baby
>After
You vivisected someone with your little goblin butler guy, he fricks up and one of the options was you drowned him in anger in the guys bladder
>Heal
A memory from your childhood saying you were taken in by a poor family in Baldurs Gates slum.
How easy is it to accidentally break your oath in BG3?
just don't be a moron
They're all pretty easy to break early on. Vengeance for instance can be broke by stopping the tiefling shooting the goblin in the cage. I imagine devotion or ancients gets it broken killing Alfira.
They're usually pretty obvious. Devotion for instance can break their oath killing the guys chasing Karlach, but only if you don't know they were hunting her to begin with, afterwards they're free to kill.
I really wish Paladins were tied to a god again.
Apparently their original starting class was meant to be a paladin, would explain why they specifically get unique lines with the oathbreaker knight and Sarevok mentioning their oaths.
thats a sexy frog
How is Lae'zel as a character and what do some anons call her Bae'zel
Basically a Klingon who you can take with the power of dick.
>How is Lae'zel as a character
She's quite literally the best character in the game by every metric
>best writing
>best romance
>best character development
>best VA
>best animations
She's also the strongest companion right out of the gate. She can probably solo the game by herself on Tactician if you build her right. Throwing Build Eldritch Knight Lae'zel CRUSHES encounters like bugs. Lae'zel is simply thr best.
>throwing cheese
You didn’t beat the game.
>throwing cheese
>he doesn't know
This dude lives rent free in my brain to this day. I was so bummed when they re-did his voice in the demake.
>>How is Lae'zel as a character
>She's quite literally the best character in the game by every metric
>>best writing
>>best romance
>>best character development
>>best animations
>She's also the strongest companion right out of the gate. She can probably solo the game by herself on Tactician if you build her right. Throwing Build Eldritch Knight Lae'zel CRUSHES encounters like bugs. Lae'zel is simply thr best.
Wrong.
nobody asked istik
Don't care homosexual, she's ugly and annoying as frick. Durge is based as frick.
Whatever you say, homosexual schizo school shooter.
>homosexual
Wrong
>schizo school shooter.
Correct
He's right. No matter how autistic durge can get at least he's not a hideous swamp monster that people literally pull the "but she has a great personality!" cope.
She's not hideous though. She's quite lovely.
The only thing lovely about her is seeing her lifeless corpse beneath that wooden cage.
she has pretty eyez
>hideous swamp monster
Now now, Auntie Ethel will make you fit as a fiddle, sweetness.
Frick, at least Ethel has a nose.
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED!! LaeZel gays can eat pajeet shit. This is a Durge thread now.
>pure Durge is based
>redeemed Durge is based
>Shadowheart is cute and requires based correction
>Gale is based
>Halsin is no
Factual
>Tav is based
>Lae'zel is cute and based
>Karlach is cute and based
>Minthara is cute and based
>Jaheira is cute and based and requires romance correction
>Astarion is based
>Minsc is based
>Wyll is pregnant
Wrong.
>Wyll is pregnant
>Wrong.
And with that single line, you've invalidated your entire post
men cant get pregnant, homosexual
Nah. Durge rules and you're a limp wristed gay. Cope harder.
>Durge rules
If you're like 15 then maybe
Wrong again Black person. Any age can enjoy his basedness. Only sexless neckbeards lust for 2D women.
>Only sexless neckbeards lust for 2D women.
People living in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks
Wrong again Black person.
>This is a Durge thread now.
No. Frick off edgeBlack person.
>a hideous swamp monster
Frick you Auntie is GOAT
Now kiss
What kind of mental illness do you need to have to be so obsessed with a ugly westoid b***h? Being transgender?
I think I just got her killed in my playthrough. Orin showed up disguised as Lae'zel and tried to get me to team up with her. I told her to frick off and she proceeded to hand me Lae'zel's inventory in a backpack.
I might be a moron but I'm not entirely sure if I got her permakilled or if she's being held prisoner.
I think she's being held captive in Bhaal's dungeon.
Oh cool
I honestly just hit space on accident after choosing the dialogue and completely skipped over whatever Orin had to say afterwards. I don't care about Lae'Zel at all I just want the egg to be okay.
>Her dialog talking about huffing your stink
LARIAN YOU BASTARDS YOU KNOW I CAN'T FRICK ANYONE BUT THE FROG NOW
>shaved pubes
Gross.
if you zoom in they're either trimmed or just grow in thin
my durge is a qt3.14 tiefling sorcerer :3
Shes literally a female Grinch, seek help.
I be having that grussy fever
Fallout 76 is a better game than Shartfield
BG3 won
What mods would you recommend on a second playthrough?
>Resisting Durge gaining musical instrument proficiency from Alfira before killing her
Unbelievably kino
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/1033
Getting rid of all those elixir and other constant looping visual and sound effects.
I'm still mad that we get 2 druids but the bard does not join.
Sorry, it's just a tradition that all Baldur's Gate games have 2 Druids.
And that Jaheira is one of those. And that Jaheira is the stronger choice each time.
Faldorn - Cernd - Halsin.
Somehow Asterion turned out to be my favourite character
He's correct
Lae'zel would make a good wife but she's an even better bro. Nobody in my corner like Lae'zel, she'll napalm a kid if he talks shit about me. I could be banging Karlach and she has more scruples about my wants than Lae'zel as a bro. She's ride or die and I respect that. Plus she hates white women, we immediately bonded based on that fact.
frog
It is true, they're just not ready to hear it.
She is so hot unironically.
>Only 2,4% of all people played the game in the most fun way
what
Players are naturally inclined to take the "good" options.
You get to become the boss while fighting orin and ripping her to shreds how can you not love that
Number will probably go up after the new patch. Hopefully by a lot. Personally I don't like the way it ended but now that evil endings are getting new cutscenes I might just try it again. Although this time I'm not going to murderhobo because that shit is lame.
I was playing good until act 3 until the elephant. Then I killed everything. I fricking hate that fricking elephant.
Durge just becoming Bhaal's wienersock is far from the most fun way to play the game.
Says everyone else in the creche.
I want to like this game, but I just cant
I feel like I need to look up a guide to see where to go next, every encounter I find now is like lvl6 and im still level 4 or so
I get turn 1'd without even moving
And I did clear some stuff that was above my level, I just cant find anything else I can do
I had this same issue with DoS2, at some point I just run out of things to get xp off of
What's your party composition? What classes/subclasses?
Are you using your consumables? Using stealth to ambush your enemies?
Where are you and what encounters have you done so far?
Are you exploring enough and talking to people to get their quests so you can get XP from completing them?
A lot of fights can be won pretty easily with good positioning.
Off the top of my head I think the Gith patrol near the broken bridge is probably the hardest fight early on since they're all level 5. There are some other notables ones like the hag, the spider matriarch, the level 5 Gnoll outside the cave and Ragzlin.
But everything else should be fairly manageable before you hit level 5 party. And you should be level 5-6 by the time you hit the Underdark
I dont even recall my comp, I think Lazel was just default, shadowfart was changed to storm cleric and karlach was a monk with tavern brawler, I was a pallock
I did actually beat all the ones you mentioned with maybe the exception of ragz because i cant recall who that is
It was the bridge that was fricking me, they just kill half my party right after their stupid cutscene ends
This is the only fight I had any trouble with, but they consistently frick me and AFAIK i have nothing left to fight
I still feel underleveled
Lae'zels large feminine areola!
>still waiting for the final v5 final (final) update to the story so I can play the game with my frog wife
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Isn't Larian basically done with the game? I think I heard they weren't doing expansions either.
Next update (patch 7) is adding new endings, who knows when they're done but I believe they aren't making an expansion or BG4
They won't make expansions but they'll keep updating and polishing the game, it's also pretty safe to say they'll do a GotY edition, they always do anniversary editions or stuff like that
this game disappointed me. I really loved all the ways you can interact with the world, speak with random squirrels and such, but why is it so coomerbaity but not really giving the option of playing a sex fiend or playboy? I ended up just stealing underwear when I realized there is about 4-5 sex scenes and thats it.
No expansions, paid DLCs or things like that but they're still patching the game and adding small things here and there. NExt major patch is going to add some extra end game cutscenes for the evil paths.
That's a pretty strong composition and you seem to know what should work fairly well.
Consider bringing Gale if you need some extra nukes or haste or astarion for stealth.
I cannot stress enough just how insanely strong haste is. If you have a sorc in your party and you dual cast haste on say Karlach and Lae'zel they'll just obliterate everything.
I played a storm sorc and it's fricking crazy how good dual cast and quick cast are. With haste on top of quick cast you can call lightning 3 times per turn. Just throw a water bottle at whatever you're attacking and it's like you're hitting them with call lightning 6 times per turn.
Don't feel too bad about the Gith patrol, they're an absolute fricking menace pre-lvl5 and even at 5 they'll kick your ass, especially with that action surge bullshit.
Lowest level I've won that fight at was 3 but that was with ambushing them, getting extremely lucky and even then I barely won it.
How are the character creation options for female chars in this game? Will I need to install any mods to make them better?
only preset faces and not many of them, good hair selections though
Are there any good mods to fix that?
Lots of good mods for looks yeah, unless you're a terminal coomer you'll be able to make some pretty characters. If you're into tall and buff barbarians there are some very good options.
disappointing. 6 faces, 2 body types, 3 Vulvas, I had a very hard time getting the pube color right it seems uncontrollable.
Preset faces aren't all amazing, on the other hand you can make some very sexy goth dragonborn durge mommies
There are only a limited number of face presets, most of which are pretty ugly. Half elf has the best, and there's like one decent-ish face for drows and humans.
Well frick me, I wanted to make a Tiefling.
I had a tiefling sorc back in EA but I can't remember if I used mods for her face or not.
If you're on PC you can always use mods, there area few face mods and you're bound to find something your happy with.
Tieflings have one face that's actually pretty good.
I like the one where she's tied up and getting her throat fricked.
I want to make a meme build with a small character using strength and heavy armor and huge weapons, is this viable at all or would I just be gimping myself for no reason? Also, if it's viable, should I pick halfling or gnome?
Yes, size pretty much solely impacts movement speed
You can offset that somewhat with certain items and jumping.
On he plus side you can squeeze through certain holes that bigger races can't.
>we got Halsin, another druid (when Jaheira is already in the game and far more relevant and interesting), instead of the QT bard Alfira.
I'm still mad.
I said the same thing
But I get the feeling she's one of the author's inserts and don't want her to be a non lesbian.
>could have had Alfira
>could have had Roah Moonglow as a shortstack evil companion
It hurts
>No Roah
This is the real crime and the reason why the entirety of Larian(and Owlcat for their failure to add Linzi too) should be executed.
Technically Astarion is the strongest character because he has a unique bonus action.
Also Durge if you get the Slayer form, but unless you get the fricked ending you lose that in act 3.
>can’t romance best girl
Larian i will never forgive ye
I share your pain
I really want to see a dev log of all the shit that was cut because we know that she was an origin character with minsc at one point (therefore romanceable) and the durge was a companion. I feel especially upset at the fact the werewolf halfling was cut when she already had voicelines and a placeholder model.
>the durge was a companion
Are you serious? Well now I fricking hate Larian. That's bullshit.
You guys mean Mol right?
Imagine arguing over characters when
>Tav is based
>pure Durge is based
>redeemed Durge is based
>Lae'zel is cute and based
>Karlach is cute and based
>Minthara is cute and based
>Shadowheart is cute and requires based correction
>Jaheira is cute and based and requires romance correction
>Astarion is based
>Gale is based
>Minsc is based
>Wyll is pregnant
>Halsin is no
Wyll is WHAT
>"Mizora you arsehole!"
god i wish mizora would demon magic a womb into me then knock me up
Well she can't because she is a devil and not a demon.
You're wife is ugly!
Hello anons reply to me if you want or not, but I wanted to dispel my doubts about something, this game is Baldur's 3 right? with 3 romanceable females, the elf cheater, the frog and the red demon girl
I sometimes read one of them is a virgin, if that is true I will sincerely buy the game, but who is the virgin, the frog or the demon girl? I doubt the elf cheater is, but I asked in 2 previous threads and went ignored
I don't recall it being specified for most of them.
I don't think karlach had any romantic partners but again it isn't outright said
You forgot Minthara, the evil drow lady.
Out of all of them Karlach has the highest chance of being one I guess. Due to her infernal engine people can't touch her without being burned but it's possible she could've been with someone before that happened.
During her sex scene she's very forward and eager, not very reserved or nervous. but that could be because she's extremely starved for physical affection and she's been lusting for you for a good while by that point.
The way she blurts out "I love you too" nearly screaming it is super cute.
Roah was really cute.
isnt lazael a teenager in her race? she seems to have a "formal" , "inexperienced" approach to the whole thing as well.
>isnt lazael a teenager in her race
She is. She's supposed to be like 19-20, making her the youngest of all companions. You can tell that she is quite young, despite her relentlessly trying to appear older and wiser. That's part of her charm.
considering her race/society seems to have a strict attitude towards sex it seems most likely she is a virgin of all the romance options.
>muh minthara trad wife
that c**t knows what shes doing (and thats a good thing)
Laz'eal is the one to outright try jump you for a frick, at least as far as I've played. There's some pretext of her doing it because their culture desires 'strength' so basically taking over conversations where for RP purposes you might have used her, but like me, you used Tav to initiate most talks and would often shoot down Laz's warrior/murderhobo/creche obsession. She's horny for someone who says no basically, even if it wasn't really my intent.
she's down for a ONS if you resolve enough encounters with her violent preferences
But I'm trying to straddle the line between helpful random 'hero' and 'you've fricked up now I'm going to eradicate your entire group' (I killed pretty much the entire goblin camp, creche and moontower). Am I murderhobo'ing right? I've got no idea how to play a DnD alignment right. I help where I can unless someone pisses me off (even if ariston/shart don't like it). But I'm completely okay with just backstabbing/killing everyone if I consider them trash (like how the drugur tried to continue enslaving the idiot homos, I eventually just turned on them). Also frick those dark gnome things, they got mad at me for LOOTING THE CORPSES OF THE buttholeS ENSLAVING THEM.
>I killed pretty much the entire goblin camp, creche and moontower). Am I murderhobo'ing right?
Sounds like a fairly standard good guy playhtrough if a bit more murder-y
her focusing on some societal and culutral stuff about how/who should get to mate and not her personal lust leads me to believe she is inexperienced. Its like a 16 y.o. wanting a "trad wife" when he hasnt even seen a single fricking pube in his life.
ILLEGAL UNDERAGE SWEATY SEX FOR IMPREGNATION WITH ADOLESCENT LAE'ZEL
I have seen the sex scenes and personally, actual virgin girls are not like lazael, I have fricked 2 (yes I am a manbawd) and they were already sucking my dick months before actual penis in vegana penetration, when the moment finally happened they weren't shy at all, they were closer to b***hes in heat
acting formal/shy or inexperienced =/= actually inexperienced
this will obviously immediately escalate into accusations of lying and gayness, i had 4, none acted like 3d baldurs gate characters, but while I dont disagree with your assessment, lazael doesnt act shy either. she is ready for the D. but she is so serious like she is not allowed to enjoy it. maybe its to cover her nervousness. even evil trad minthara smiles and laughs.
Of course anon, I could have also been naive enough to fall for their lies and they weren't virgins at all, but I have no reason to not trust them, just like you have no reason to distrust frog or karlach, only shadowheart actually has some info dropped on her previous dating life. All I am trying to say is, let's be honest, a game that is beloved by liberals and redditors has no actual chance of letting you romance ana ctual virgin, they will be as vague as possible to satisfy the reddit female-sex-empowerment crowd
>Of course anon, I could have also been naive enough to fall for their lies and they weren't virgins at all,
weird thing to say, i never said anything about that shit
idk, to me the lazael talks, her handling of things, and her actual standing and age in her society and race leads me to believe she is a typical teenager trying to act tough while never having done the actual thing. idk about the whole connection between hymens and politics.
Also Lae'zel straight up lies about her sexual encounters since she talks mad shit about the things she laid with in the world even though she never left the Gith plane.
Frog is super cute when she gets flustered like when you correct her pronunciation
Uh, sure, you can keep that ugly, hideous... frog thing.
egg laying is my fetish, so yes
Can’t wait for everyone who loved this game to turn on it in 10 years time and say its shit because of some poorly made video essays that get millions of views
Everyone with hundreds of hours in BG3 is well aware of its shortcomings, few and far between -- and easily modded out -- as they are. I look forward to you still crying ten years on. It's been eight months and you've shown no sign of stopping.
You misunderstand, i have hundreds of hours in it. I love the game. I’m talking about the brainless shitheads who can’t form their own opinions and rely on “influencers” for it
That sort of shit tends to happen when a similar, yet overlooked, game does everything it did better and serves as a direct comparison.
Given the absolutely fricking dire straights the AAA RPGs it would be compared to are in nowadays, the next five years would have to see a miraculous surge of companies shedding dead weight and rooting out competent workers from the dredges of the industry.
It’s just not going to happen.
Worse for you is the fact that Swen told wizards to frick off, meaning BG4 will be made by a completely different company with none of 3’s assets or engine while also being under wizards’ pants on head moronic meddling. Given absolutely none of the AAA companies are capable of it, that means it’s going to be a completely different indie style game, or another developer will completely frick it up. Either way, there won’t be a FO3-NV pipeline, or even a more normalgay friendly FO3-4 one.
Some other game will come around by then and it'll do some things better, sure.
BG3 isn't flawless by any stretch of the imagination but it's still an amazing game. And a lot of people see it that way.
So given all that when you also factor in nostalgia goggles this game will be remembered as a highlight of the genre 10 years from now.
Same way people look back at games like the Ultima series, the previous BG games, Planescape: Torment, VTMB etc. it's going to live in people's minds like this amazing thing of times past.
bg3 will be remembered the same as dos2, because it’s the same game. how much do you care about dos2? exactly
I enjoyed both DOS1 and DOS2 greatly so I remember them very fondly.
And neither of those games were as successful as BG3 both critically and commercially.
I hope you’re right, I’ve just seen this shit happen before and I’m sick of it
I personally never liked Ultima or even the first BG. the second was was excellent though.
BG1 is garbage.
BG2 is revolutionary and still copied today.
I doubt bg3 is even remembered now. A majority of people would scratch their heads and then go "oh the gay bear game"
Bioware did irrepairable damage to the RPG genre.
the frog is asleep
Restoring to make zoophile pajeets cry
>lizard with a body of an 80y old woman
Disgusting only her voice and eyes are hot everything else ewww
>her voice is hot
She has the voice of a chain smoker. There's nothing sexy about it. It's repulsive.
>She has the voice of a chain smoker
You're thinking of Minthara moron, Froggy has an unmistakably powerful voice.
Yeah her too, they both have annoying voices. They deserve to be silenced permanently.
You sound like the type of person who watches JAV
>they both have annoying voices. They deserve to be silenced permanently.
I think it’s hot, especially that angry tsk’va!
those are the most important parts
Can humans fertilize gith eggs?
For me, it's Kagha.
Would've been a much better companion than that rapist bear
I stay awake many nights, cheeks hot and flushed, eyes red, and teeth gritting thinking about the fact that the werewolf female halfing ORIGIN companion was scraped in favor of Halsin because of reddit thrist. There are many injustices in this world I will suffer but i will not forgive a romanceable shortstack companion with a bush being scrapped for a fricking ugly buff druid with no personality traits beyond "I'm a druid!"
shortstack lovers always gets fricked over. Larian fricking owes us too after scrapping the imp princess in dragon commander.
Hey at least you got a dwarf waifu. That's still fricking rare.
>Larian fricking owes us too after scrapping the imp princess in dragon commander.
pain
How's that a shortstack
She would have been imp sized
but no stack
>Larian fricking owes us too after scrapping the imp princess
>scrapping
LOL i'm sorry, people that have not played Dragon Commander will not get it.
How. I have literally NEVER seen anyone go for Halsin, and I'm pretty deep in the yume sphere.
The early access community for BG3 sucked and the biggest dataminer had a huge hardon for halsin because he was a baragay. it also helped that halsin was a dev's self insert so he was probably more than happy to kill helia to see people stroke his ego. what the frick is a yume.
>what the frick is a yume
A reverse haremgay.
God I hated the moronic refugee plot and how characters like her get fricked over. There's no grey moral ground. It's either REFUGEE GOOD or curbstomp the babies tier evil
>curbstomp the babies
you can just side with kagha and expel the tieflings
what happens after is none of your business
>no Kagha redemption companion quest line where she relearns the ways of the druids by travelling with you in nature and cures the shadow curse at great risk to herself
>would fit because thaniel the nature spirit takes the form of a tiefling child which is something kagha tried to kill
>kagha redemption arc, designated druid companion instead of jaheira again
>alfira as a camp follower composing her song
instead we get the stupid bear
Isn't the bear the self insert OC of the same gay who wrote laezel?
There you go.
no, he was never meant to be a companion, but baragays during ea demanded it, that's why he's written so poorly, as a protest
There was a lot of requests for Halsin during early access, because he was the standout bro tier character you meet who instantly has your back, especially in the first version where the party members were much more abrasive.
Unfortunately less is more.
Halsingays won over the goblingays. I wish the world a was a little different everyday.
You fricking know she bites in bed
Bratty druid, needs correction.
She didn't want to kill Arabella.
She wanted to lock her up until the ritual is complete in case Arabella tries stealing the idol again.
I usually put venomous snakes right next to people i don't want to kill either
That was a pretty obvious
>oh no, they’re coming right for us!
Ploy
>We got Halsin gaybear instead of Kagha snakelady
What is funny is that she literally has more content than Halsin in Act 1. It really feels like she was supposed to be companion.
Shadowheart is my wife and the love of my life.
I fricked your wife on the 22nd of March, 2024.
you didnt frick shit. you went skinnydipping and then watched her get railed in a threesome that didnt involve you. Shart is the biggest simp magnet of the entire planet. There is a great NSFW cosplay from Vinnegal thou. Check it out.
She's a bit of a zealot murderhhobo in the beginning, what am I to do if playing a full on embracing the murder durge/evil playthrough? In my first game I accidentally romanced her and she came around to accepting that vlakith was manipulating her/all her race and using them as cannon fodder. At what point is it thematically right to either betray her or have her face the music and make her own mind up if she joins me fully, or I'm forced to kill her?
Karlach is dead at this point, I kinda killed her on first meeting, so Laz is my remaining meathead.
frogfu
Her face reminds me of Gianna Micheals.
Stop watching so much porn
this guy is a literal welfare leech on society
and?
Anyone else think she looks Colombian?
Tell me more.
see what i mean?
She's our wife, Cumrade.
that's not shadowheart tho
I don't know about wife, man, but she is definitely reliable and competent. I've being trying to marry shadowheart because she is way cuter and hotter, but damn, Lae'zel get's shit done in a way that makes she look attractive. She never dies, she jumps to anywhere on the planet, and she got all jealous when I kissed shadowheart lmao
Do you think frog wife would be into spanking? Or using your belt on her ass?
I let shadowheart kill her. It was more erotic than the “sex” scenes in this shit h-game.
It really sucks that she was the only one who was given a good character arc that was satisfying
Shadowhert's was the worst arc out of the girls
Minthara and Jaheira didn't have one. You either liked their personality or you didn't since it never changed
And I didn't bother Karlach because I hate Lawful Good playthroughs
Was it too much to ask for more thoughtout character arcs for the females instead of dangling every male NPC's dick in front of my face when I barely even talked to them?
>Jaheira didn't have one. You either liked their personality or you didn't since it never changed
For the best. She was a prestablished character I already liked, and I liked that she was exactly the way I remember her. They REALLY did Jaheira justice with her reintroduction, which I can't say for Minsc, Sarevok or Viconia.
>Shadowhert's was the worst arc out of the girls
Shadowhearts arc is fine. It just isn't as good as Laezels.
Shadowheart's arc was the worst one out of everyone. It was not only immature but it felt like it was straight from a Saturday morning cartoon
>NOOOOO MY PARENTS!!!!
>should we kill them? or should my hand hurt until a god that's notorious for getting bored gets bored of the hand hurties?
>yes you are right my strapping boyfriend having hand hurties gone is way better than parents!
>I'm evil
>No there's good in you
>Try to become a better person after the bad things I've done?
>Nope!
>You were kidnapped from the good guys
>You were brainwashed
>We have your family hostage
>Yes, an entire shrine, enough to fit a tribe, all dedicated to a prison for your family
>Leave the darkside
>Join the light side and become white haired
>You're good now
What the frick is going on in this thread?
Dragonirian is having a psychotic break because anons keep bullying him.
>jannies not doing their job
Of course they aren't. I hate this site.
anti bg3 spammer is having a meltie as his embarrassing witcher 3 adventure gets brought up again
You talking about the false flag dragonir did when his farquaad spam was falling apart?
Same thing eventually happened to the eric namecalling he did too
>You talking about the false flag dragonir did when his farquaad spam was falling apart?
He's talking about that, yeah. He doesnt know we know that was phoney.
Jannies like the humiliation ritual since dragoniki is so terrible.
I genuinely don't know what the frick you are talking about, Farquaad I know but the rest is all schizo headcanon
That's neat newbie
Its the same shill that gets caught over and over and is unable to make a coherent argument.
Make any criticism towards BG3, he spergs out like am autistic child.
Is dragonirian still having a meltdown?
Space RPG, you fricking with it?
>mass effect but with good rp
yes sir
>larian
>good rp
lol
>troony
>still seething about the company that makes the greatest CRPGs on the planet
As said before. The least criticism of Larian = massive triggering.
They don't see it as a game, they see it as something sacred.
Sheeple.
>ESL
every time
>that desperate to deflect
Speak english, Paco.
It's funny how often he does that when you realize he himself is an ESL russian. Most of his anger is a projection lol.
>masseffect but you can pick your race and people react to it
Its the one thing I have always wanted from that series even if it was council races. I wish current day bioware wasn't so painfully incompetent.
>mass effect but with full frontal nudity, sexy waifus and good combat
SIGN ME THE FRICK UP SWEN! I AM READY FOR THE WILD RIDE!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING SPACE RPGs ARE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER SAVE ME MICROSOFT
NASAPUNK IS FRICKING moronic TODD. PEOPLE LIKE SCI-FI FOR ALIENS N SHIT NOT FOR HUMANS DOING FRICKING NOTHING.
>Starfield but with races (including lizards)
Yes please!!!!!
The savior of RPGs
I fricking kneel
sven-sama please... buy the mass effect ip from ea.... you can fix it sven sama..... I believe in you!
Kinda tired of space, what about Shadowrun? No one seems to be doing anything with that property
shadowrun is bad and should stay dead.
larian won't make licensed games ever again
Fricking Grym ended my blind ironman run.
I'm torn between carrying on or starting a new one. Fricking hate the dude, and the fact it all went to shit the moment the mephyts spawned.
I also really don't feel like starting over. My ranger was really starting to come together, and it took forever to get here.
you don't even need to be on the platform to kill him
honor mode is all about cheesing the game so cheese to the max
I was playing blind, didn't see the fight coming. Though how do you do that? Mage hand the platform down? Or just quickly misty step back up? I crashed the game to maintain the savefile so I can keep going, though in my mind it won't be the same...
Maybe I should just start the game over, but doing all the shit in chapter 1 again really dampers my enthusiasm.
Is crossplay coming to this at some point? My brother is on Xbox and I wouldn't mind playing it in co op with him, he'd probably enjoy it.
Yeah, it is.
Neat. Assuming he doesn't pick it I'll probably play a dark Urge and let him push what way I play them like I was a companion, since the party size is pretty small.
Do you ever just boot the game, get her nude, zoom in and stare at her vulva and the little patterns surrounding it?
>Was extremely unpopular before release
>Very popular after release
What gives?
Not really popular post release either.
The soiboy Redditors who were a very vocal group during EA b***hed and moaned about any kind of edge to the party members, hence all of them except Minthara and Lae'zel to an extent ended up watered down and either neutralised or turns into goody-two-shoes snore-fests like Wyll.
the entire premise of the game's companions doesn't make sense
What's the premise exactly
A random collection of asshat companions that only cooperate because they have bombs in their brains
I remember them saying the idea was "under normal circumstances none of these people would work together, much less get along" but due to the artifact protecting you all they were forced to cooperate. Part of the problem was due to people complaining every companion was evil or neutral at best (They were more hostile and suspicious of each other, Shadowheart started as more of a c**t, Astarion didn't play up the muh poor victim shit as much, Gale was sketchy as frick and more of a condescending prick, Wyll was more huffing his own farts over wanting to be genuinely heroic) so they neutered everyone besides Lae'zel, so now besides Shadowheart and Lae'zel everyone vaguely gets along from the start. The only other conflicts in the group are Karlach and Wyll (which is dealt with in their first talk very easily) and Minthara doesn't like Gale which is more played for laughs.
I wonder what larian was thinking when they thought that making every companion in their game an abrasive leftist frickhead was a good idea
They probably didnt see it objectively to recognize it
Look at gale before they castrated him he was a stereotype of a gay rapist and they had no idea everyone else but them saw him as a gay rapist. He made it thru ea and into the game as a sex post and larian thought that was normal. Their frame of reference for normalcy is heavily skewed and they cant see it.
thewy saw something because they brought all the VAs back in to completely redo their lines
No they didnt see it. It took fan outcry for them to change everything to how it is now. The original gale was a sex pest by a normies standards but larian thought he was a fine representation of a gay. To a normie he was the gay rapist bogeyman they heard about on the news.
>The original gale was a sex pest
You realize he raped tons of people right? they didn't change anything about him being a rapist. All the male companions constantly try and get in your pants. I'm talking about how their characterization was so bad they had to redo all the lines
Hes talking about raping the player against their consent. His magic trick chicanery was altered in a patch because normal didnt see that as a door opening to sex like larian did. Latinas perception on how a gay acts is heavily skewed compared to the normals.
Right but what we were originally talking about was how all the characters in the game were shit so they had to redo all the lines
I know
And the homosexual rapist thing is still in the game. All the men constantly try and get in your pants. The game was just so buggy at release that even act 1 was broken to pieces that talking to a companion once in camp initiated a romance with them
But changed, like anon said.
All they did was make some patches to try and fix the flag issue where talking to somebody once made them frick you. Occam's razor says larian are just incompetent morons
Hanlon's razor.
woops wrong cutting implement
Only male party member I have is Gale, but so fsr he hasn't tried to rape me. He at one point offered to show me a magic trick but I told him no because that sounded gay as frick, though I wasn't even aware he was actually gay. Did I dodge a bullet?
Guess it kinda make sense, only a gay would frick a goddess and not be happy.
You can do the magic trick without it being gay, when the narrator starts saying words like sensual and intimate you can back out at that point and keep it platonic
At launch it was so broken it just went straight to sex sometimes, actual joke of a company
I remember having something similar happening to Karlach but it quickly became evident it was related to her romance unlike Gale's.
>Hey pal, mind if I sit here and watch the stars with you?
>Cool, thanks.
>Frick I wanna ride your dick
Larian has a weird mind on what is normal
That said they obviously frotloaded the interactions so people would get to the "good stuff" faster. It wasn't a bug it was intentional. They knew to modify other stat gains from ea to launch but forgot the relationship stats? No, it was intentional but poorly received.
Minthara just calling him the Wizard is neat.
It is, my problem is there should be more like that. The entire idea of the party was
>I don't care about you (potentially outright hate you) but I need allies and this artifact is the only thing keeping us from turning, so I'll cooperate for now
but only two people in the party ever come close to killing each other. I'm not saying everyone should be attempting to murder each other but there's no sense of that distrust and dislike outside of Lae'zel and Shadowheart. Minthara's dislike of Gale is entirely one sided and hell in the epilogue they put out he gets a unique interaction to give her a hug.
The apparently try and handwave that with the tadpoles fricking them up, Wyll and Gale have a party banter saying how they can't do half the shit they could before.
Four people. Wyll and Karlach if you don't stop him at the river and then Lae'zel will get killed by Shart if you don't intervene.
Also Astarion can kill you by drinking all your blood if you don't stop him, IIRC.
You can also get killed by Laezal when she thinks you're turning. I let her do it because I assumed the game would dtop me, but nope, she killed me.
>I let her do it because I assumed the game would dtop me, but nope, she killed me.
I love it. Not many games out there do this. A lot of people were surprised that you get the end credits in act 2 if you let Gale suicidebomb. People are way too used to other games handholding.
>The apparently try and handwave that with the tadpoles fricking them up, Wyll and Gale have a party banter saying how they can't do half the shit they could before.
It's a bad cover for a bad story telling hook. Now its viable to tadpole anything you want in your actual games of dnd to moron the badguy.
It's like adding companions to mtg, it is simply bad and will harm what you are trying to do long term.
He's probably talking about how everyone bar La'zael was obviously level 12+ prior to getting hit with a tadpole and then knocked down to 1. Shit, Gale was probably close to 20.
wyll was such a cool character before the rewrite. Sure he was still a black dude so no one was gonna use him but his story was really good for a warlock.
because there was supposed to be more but they got cut.
I don't think you can fix BG3's wacky companion and plot problem by adding more plot
Who else was there besides that one datamined one who got cut (think it was a female gnome werewolf) and that Swen said recently you'd originally be able to recruit Ketheric?
Alfira has some loose codelines in the companion dismissal section
alfira, the kid (durge),minsc and Jaheira were supposed to be obtainable in act 1
I'm sure there's more but those 5 all had origin tags and were on track to be companions early on until the last patch. because at the start of early access larian said they are only demoing the "evil" party members then only added karlach as the "good" party member in the full release.
(wyll used to do terrible things for his power like luring kids to be killed by mizora until the rewrite)
A dev said that she would cheat on you because giths don't do monogamy, people got pissed and b***hed about it on steam and twitter, they turned her monogamous and now everybody loves her.
Intentionally spammed because she is so dogshit ugly. Look up agitprop.
>Look up agitprop.
It's this sadly.
No it's not real because dragonirian has tried this numerous times before and it's always nonsense. We get how his cope spirals and ble attempts work.
Extremely early (probably back when it was announced but Early Access hadn't actually started) one dev talked about how Gith don't believe in monogamy and she'd happily cuck you, it wasn't in early access so some anons assumed it was going to be put in later, and the only other option (since Karlach only got added as a companion with full release) was Shadowheart who is normal looking and didn't seem to have anything like that.
She's not that popular now though. I've seen a surprising amount of people who normally are the type to keep a companion no matter what happily tell her to frick off, let her die or kill her and continue playing.
disappointingly few images of arousing frogs have been posted
ribbit
Hold on a sec, I recognize that frog.
>Gortash chose to sell her to some devils instead of tapping red puss all day long
Is Gortash gay?
Yes
It's heavily implied that he and durge were fricking
>homosexuals are evil murderhobos
Is Larian secretly based?
The only person he likes is durge. He's durge sexual and even then he doesn't want to Frick them he just wants to rule baldurs gate and get money.
Yes, he is gay. The writers are gay, so every male character is a massive homosexual because they can not separete their degeneracy.
Just look at him
She can work as a water heater now at least.
remember before the game came out and everyone hated frog and thought she was unfrickable
Does half orc have any fun unique dialogue?
No, orcs and dragonborns have the least amount of race dialogues because they were added last
I guess Baldur's Gate fanbase is composed of very autistic leftists.
The big fanbase is normies. These threads are 1 scaley samegayging for hours. He goes by the name dragonirian on steam and his pfp looks like durge.
Hes an obsessed moron.
sex with Mol!
How did Wyll get a tadpole? What situation was he in that led to him being captive for long enough to be implanted with the tadpole and then find the tieflings and settle into the grove?
Chasing Karlach when she is attempting to flee, follows her onto the Nautiloid and is promptly captured like her, infected, and then falls near the Grove when the Natuoloid crashes.
He was chasing after Karlach, who was so desperate to get away from the blood war she decided she'd rather try her luck stowing away on a mindflayer ship then risk getting caught again.
>How did Wyll get a tadpole?
He was chasing Karlach and boarded the nautiloid after her. They both got captured and tadpolled. After that when the nautiloid crashed they woke up before you.
>Karlach ran ahead and ran into the fake paladins
>Wyll ended up in the grove and stayed there thinking that Karlach might be hiding among the tieflings
Tav and Shadowhear are the last two to wake up. Lae'zel wakes up before you and get caught in the trap you save her from. Gale gets sucked into the arcane vortex as he is exploring the crash site. Astarion is lurking around the ship still not sure what happened and why he can now walk in the sunlight.
Shartbros....Frogchads keep winning
🙂
😛
several rule 34 websites exist
Is it against the rules to link one? The best bg3 r34 stuff I found was cosplay. Not high quality renders such as yours.
just go to r34(xxx) and type in baldur's_gate_3 and consoom
thanks anon
is there a place dedicated for collecting bg3 stuff such as this?
>huh cool premise that looks ho-
>penis
Goddamit I hate futa.
>Muffled "Are you fricking kidding me?"
kek
>huh cool premise that looks ho-
>penis
Goddamit I love futa.
Gay
any fa/tg/amers ITT?
I want some advice on my setting because actual /tg/ isn't helping
Can you all just shut the frick up and post more sexy frog FFS.
>6 years developing
>blow up budget
>prostitution
>spambot is back
Jannies, clean it up!
>bot
oh you sweet summer child
>bot
heh, ironic
get a job
Why is her puasy so hairy?
It's shaven in game.
incorrect
I would like to inform all Shadowheart fans of a cosplay made by an individual called Vinnegal.
>everyone who disagrees with me is dragonirian
larian schizo on a new level of cope
>mfw new Lae'zel r34 anim with kissing and creampie
I'm just gonna post some BG3 piccys in here don't mind me
Why are there no dwarf, halfling, gnome, dragonborn or orc companions?
Small indie studio
Shit developer.
BUT DO YOU MEMEBER HAG DRUID AND RESDIT MAN??
There was one but she got replaced by a literal zoophile
is this legit?
are they this filthy degenerates?
Yes.
Halsin actually seemed cool in early access when he just joined you to escape the goblins, what went wrong?
Homosexuals made gay fanfiction and the gays at larian took that as "oh everybody that plays our game is gay"
Reddit fanbase went wrong.
Halsin is still cool if you rebuff his flirting early enough
His quest just sucks
Redditors love bestiality and gay sex
Reddit kept going "ooooooh daddy Halsin I wanna lick your abs" so Larian, being morons who always listen to their stupid fanbase made him that.
I've seen barely anyone even mention Halsin, so I doubt that. Alfira on the other hand has been a fan favorite ever since she got in.
That's because as soon as they actually got him they stopped caring. Like how sjws demand changes in games they don't actually intend to play.
They are like locusts.
They also never create anything.
Technically not even zoophile but worse, since Chimaera aren't beasts but monstrosities.
>everyone who disagrees with me is a pajeet bot
shill schizo on a new level of cope
Dragoniki is really breaking down from the harassment it is kind of funny.
imagine living like those schizoids...
>plagiarizing other posts
damn you're really running out of steam larian schizo
Dragonirian has been out of steam ever since the ericforce incident.
>got the ending where Orpheus died and me and Lae'zel went on to lead a rebellion against vlaakith
I vill have a palace that is staffed entirely by gith girls in maid uniforms.
Still waiting for the overhaul that removes all homosexualry and sign of Black folk. Game might become playable then.
you'll never cleanse the Black person out of your own soul amerimutt
Umm ackshually I'm Dutch so I'm very qualified to hate the B*lgians.
behalve dan al dat indobloed dat in je aderen stroomt
Ik gooi je uit een vliegmachien
The Flemish are based. The Walloons are subhuman scum
Funny story, canonically almost everyone in the Forgotten Realms is bisexual.
Funny that that is not the case in any story book written.
Not even the ones by the creator himself.
Because Ed is very aware that most people don't care about his (literal) wank as much as he does. It is nontheless all canon. So is the widespread incest and orgies.
Source? Oh wait you're a schizophrenic
Ed Greenwood is a sex obsessed hack
you should actually read his garbage sometimes
Schizo
>projecting
Where's your source you actual schizophrenic samegay
any ed greenwood book
alustriel holds orgies and gets pregnant, without belly, just putting on weight
Drow women getting multiples orgasm when the babies eat eachother in the womb
etc...
That's not a source you schizophrenic
>a post by the man himself
>not a source
feel free to google any phrase in there you projecting imbecile
So you're schizophrenic and moronic. Do you have any evidence that's real?
I did the disgrace of reading all elminster and shandril books.
Shocked how awful his writing is
but I legit recommend I Strahd, and Unclean
I mean even fricking secondaries know about Ed Greenwood and his tendency to write with his dick in hand. What would that make you, tertiaries? Just like Gankerermin to talk big game but not actually know diddly about the source material.
Sure, sure. As canon as females custodes.
based mods removed them all in my game
also the nigs
then sir aylin to remove the dykes
still not worth the piracy
>Starts off as a giant c**t
>Is slightly less of a c**t by the end
Wow, such character development. Also, you only think she's hot because of the makeup.
She offered cloaca, simple as.
off as a giant c**t
>>Is slightly less of a c**t by the end
But enough about Shart.
she does from hostile and abrasive to loveable and romantic, did you even play the game
>she does from hostile and abrasive
yes
>to loveable and romantic
if by "lovable and romantic" you mean "awkward and autistic waifu written by virgin leftists"
>did you even play the game
no
>awkward and autistic waifu
So perfect
>Bump limit
>For a thread that slides every other day for months
>Obvious shills
jannies are fricking useless
>Anyone who likes something I don't is a shill
Frick off moron.
Nobody likes this shilled garbage. Frick off back to tg
Shut the frick up moron
Considering how little reactivity your god has, you should be able to choose a diety regardless of class. There's a ton of Selune interactions with Shadowheart that most won't see because why would you want two clerics in your four man party?
make me schizo
>Calls others schizo
>Thinks anyone who likes something he doesn't must be paid to pretend to like it
It's all you and your shitty discord troons. All should have been rangebanned months ago.
When is the wheelchair expansion?