LAN food Posted on May 21, 2023 by Anonymous Your Gankerros just invited you to the LAN this weekend! What are you bringing?
snow peas are the best lan snack
what the fuck is JUICE
i will proceed to drink this without any consideration to my health
LOLOL IT'S GOT HFCS YOU AMERISHARTS YOU'RE ADDICTED LOOK AT MY BAD TEETH AND SWELTERING FLAT DUE TO NO AC
I love liminal food
>high fructose corn syrup
PLEASE STOP CONSUMING THIS, AMERIBURGERFRIENDS
Shut up and go consume your kale and moron cum smoothies you detestable cunt.
just need one more thing
why do amerisharts put their beverage in a bleach container?
Mtn dew and Doritos
Not bad, I guess the pic is to scare zoomers?
NOOOOOOO,I'M ALONE HELP ME TWITCH CHAT, I NEED MY SPAMMIES AAHHHHH WHY CAN'T I WALK 5 MINUTES TO THE NEAREST STORE HEEEEELP
>walk to the store
Are you 15?
oh I forgot, most morons here are american
Yeah, 5 minutes away with your scooter
We also have cars. Most of us get one when we're 16.
you're too fat to get into one
unironically untrue, american cars are fucking huge. i saw a miata at a stoplight the other day and it looked like a fucking toy next to the retarded huge SUVs and pickup trucks that people feel the need to buy for some reason
i drive a miata!
nice taste anon
i wish women thought that!
uh anon, why'd you get a miata if you're interested in women?
because i think theyre cool.
why do women only want you to be in a big truck?
Shit load of frozen chicken nuggets and BBQ sauce. Chicken Fries are a good alternative (if you do not call them "chaken firs" I will kill you)
salt and vinegar chips, beer, white monster, and condoms
Ganker probably has a more concentrated amount of homosexuals than actual homosexual online groups do
Would explain all these gay as fuck food combinations ITT. Also, do fags really regularly fuck their best buds just casually?
Seems kind of degenerate.
i don't think you're ready for the truth, anon
Give it to me baby.
it's best that you stay ignorant if you think casual sex is "degenerate"
I mean, not among straights. Of course not. But fucking your buddies? Seems like a bad idea to me.
it's only a bad idea if you make it a bad idea
>Implying I will take advice from a sucker of cocks
of course you wouldn't take advice regarding gay sex if you don't plan on having gay sex. what's your point?
Stop replying to me, mentally ill fag.
in your professional opinion, how gay is Ganker on a scale of 1 to 10?
gays fuck anything anon, they're the reason monkeypox is spreading despite creating festering wounds and only spreading through contact
Sushi and a bag of chips.
This is how you get your ass reinvited every time.
>Your Gankerros just invited you to the LAN this weekend! What are you bringing?
Those peanut butter-filled pretzels, beer.
Canned Tomatoes and pickled jalepeños&carrots.
Mix it in with fresh tomatoes and jalepenos and eat with doritos or salted corn chips in a big bowl to minecraft.
Lapp deceives you, but he kicks you in the right direction.
Most of a bag of Doritos
6oz shredded cheese
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can Rotel
The breasts of a rotisserie chicken or 2 cooked chicken breasts, cubed
Mix all that shit together, put it in a casserole dish, throw the rest of the Doritos and the last 2oz of cheese from that 8oz bag you presumably got because the recipe called for 6oz of cheese on top, then throw that shit in the oven at 350 for half an hour. Now THAT's gamer fuel.
WTF are you a chud? We are not women we don't cook. This is just guys learning how to blender some hot sauce. Aka Salsa and chips.
Nobody believes you.
>We are not women we don't cook.
the best chefs are all men. you eat three times a day, that's 1100 times you're failing a skill check each year by not cooking.
No, this is just for like a rare occasional LAN party when guys want to be young no matter their age. They don't want to be cooking like women. Women have to get out btw.
summer is a great time to learn how to cook anon, just marinade shit, shove it on a skewer, toss it on the grill. zero micro management, can check the grill between rounds to flip.
This isn't that kind of thread, you are literal trannies.
>i fucking loled
failed a skill chek when your hungryand dont cook uyour own shit fujcking l;ol dude
Trust me, Dorito casserole is worth cooking for, quit wasting your time with sexism and live a little.
My last name is Lapp
No it isn't.
It literally is though.
Water celery broccoli spinach kale peas cabbage
Gallon of lemonade, potato salad, portable grill, and some bratwursts. I'm not very good at video games but I can at least cook.
arizona iced tea
Nu Ganker be all like, "some well-rinsed quinoa and some fresh spring water with a spritz of lemon juice"
4 cans of those delectable goya beans mmmmmm
It's goyaslop, it literally has goy in the name
Pita chips n hummus
it's about to be kino in here
>The recession has gotten so bad even Jesus Christ himself has to work a second job at Dominos
>itt Trannies that put on a maid uniform / cooking apron and tie it in a little bow to serve at LAN parties
We don't want gamer wifes or even trannies. NOT helping.
36 pack of coke
And two tubs of Vanilla ice cream
With red cups n plastic spins
You're welcome lads
Man I'd be up for that 10 years ago. Shudder to think what it'd do to me now.
You don't have to drink every single one and eat both tubs you dumb chubby fuck.
he's type 2 diabetic, even one would fuck him up
Double stuff Oreos
Was it normal at your LAN parties too to have pre and post game jerk off sessions with everyone or was I tricked as a kid?
Worst thing we ever did was whip 'em out and compare sizes.
yeah, its also normal to get held down and fucked by everyone because "you look like a girl"
i havnt been to once since. and that was 16 years ago when i was 14!
nah, we only had post game jerk off sessions so that the tension could build up while we were playing
i think what you meant was "please keep replying to me so i can see more cute pictures of ryza"
6. maybe a strong 5.5.
those mexican ice cream bars
if im feeling rather flush with cash, 2 12 packs of soft tacos
For me its a 12 pack of Code Red and Cool Ranch Doritos
The misspelling ruins it.
Usually just order pizza and soda back in mid 2000's. Played counter-strike and then WoW.
Living room setup with 10 computers. Big ol desktop towers and fat monitors.
I wish they would bring back Jolt.
They did for a bit. Not sure if it was a regional thing but I had it pretty often in the summer of 2018.
I think that was only the original cola flavor though. I want every flavor available again.
>They brought back Pepsi Blue for a short period of time back in 2021
>I never heard about it, saw it in stores or even got any
>Gone forever yet again
I'm still fucking mad. I waited for DECADES for that shit to come back and now any shit that you might get on say, ebay is probably no longer any good.
They brought it back in my area. I bought up a ton of it and slowly drank it over the course of 5/6 months. I still have one unopened bottle, I'm intending on saving it for a special occasion.
FUCK YOU, IT WAS MY FAVORITE SODA EVER AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SINCE 2002!!!!
I hear it's still really common in places like Southeast Asia.
Shite, guess I had better drink it soon.
Its already gone bad dude.
That shit is only good unopened for about, nine months tops. You drink it later on, you're probably gonna get sick.
for me its crystal pepsi
I swear that when they brought that shit back a couple years ago, it was in stores for much, much longer than blue was.
>homosexual is a pedophile
wow whodve thunk it
Milk and homemade brownies because I don't get many opportunities to bake pastries. I'm a decent baker I think, but I don't get to practice often which means I can't really adjust my recipes that much.
>but she said she had black objects in her mouth already. huh?????
depends how long it is
assuming its 1 night, 2 days i'd bring
>12pack of beer
>2 bags of chips, maybe some dip
>chicken nuggets and potato gems (i think you cunts call them "tater tots") to throw in the oven
>an external harddrive full of anime, movies, game isos and music for my bros to leech
my skirt and shave asshole with fishnets
Bbq wings absolutely doused in sauce. Like just swimming in it. Sticky honey bbq.
>Video games board
>>>N-n-no I sure hope you guys aren't eating th-this, only wholesome and nutritious food for us gamers!
STOP LARPING YOU FAT FUCKS.
for 5 people
Nothing because I unironically have no friends.