>Hey listen leon im a hot, young 20s girl with a cute face, huge beasts and the presidents daughter
>I'm also rich, submissive, who just pair bonded with you and i see you as this ultimate protector figure
>Do you want to come to my house and take turns busting nuts in my fertile tight pussy?
>Hum no thanks
>Prefers to get cock teased and simp for an asian women that doesn't fuck him or give him the time of the day, she also betrays him constantly
What did he actually mean by this?
you know exactly what he meant, don't make me say the F word
DON'T SAY IT
Noooooooo
uhhh... f word... frog? why would leon say that
He really hates frogs.
no way frog
I wonder if you could feed RE4 Leon's voice to an AI to make that meme line and then mod it into the game.
Correct. Leon, being a part of POTUS’ security apparatus, knows about Ashley’s Futanari secret that the audience isn’t privy to.
You couldn't possibly understand. Know why? Because YOU are Ashley. YOU are pair bonded.
Can you blame him? Ashley is a shit tier waifu.
https://vocaroo.com/1lbfkGMMkwSR
Nice
men only want what they can’t have.
besides, the ones that won’t give you the time of day are usually the ones with emotional depth
those eager to wife bitches have no nuance
Can confirm. Eager hoes are pretty good for a pump and dump, though.
NO WAY FAG
>take turns
wut
>the presidents daughter
with the president of course
He read Berserk and what happened to Griffith.
NWF
Ada straight up tries killing him with bladed floor sweepers in RE6 too.
Wasn't that clone Ada?
Leon knows a trap when he sees one. Love is the death of duty. If he goes with Ashley or Claire, he'll get soft. Ada will keep his edge sharp and Leon instinctively knows it.
He meant that WMAF is the supreme choice and white women hit the wall at 25
>He doesn't know
Now that the dust has finally settled, was wesker raping jill the whole time she was kidnapped? Why else would he turn her blonde, i bet that was his kink.
they should've said wesker's kid came from Jill
I think Wesker transcended thot-bait with his refusal to turn that one big tittied chick in the white dress into a breeding factory.
The amount of milk she could have produced could have fed an army but he "no way"'d her real good.
You're not wrong actually. In one of the S. D. Perry books he indeed is into blondes. He had the hots for one of his superiors who turned him down, and was glad to have the satisfaction of shooting her zombie-self.
This. Not even Excella could distract Wesker from his mission. Or maybe she was just too eager, like Ashley for Leon.
i love the edits
Who wants cookies when there are cookies in the jar?
she's only in her early 20s you sick fuck
It is because Ashley is a vaxxie.
>>Do you want to come to my house and take turns busting nuts in my fertile tight pussy?
take turns? with who? what kind of cuck shit is this? no way fag. dont talk anymore for the rest of this jetski ride.
That's quite a big thing you have there.
Okay what did she MEAN by this??
Then he proceeded to chase after Ada becoming a drunktard for 9 years.
RE4 happens in 2003 and 6 was 2012.
I've talked in previous threads about how much I hate the fact that all RE protagonists became old and never made their own families, and it's extra stupid because Leon got the right setup right here at the end of 4.
He destroyed the army of a small country to save the president's daughter, she wants to fuck him.. well, he should have said a cool one liner, and in RE6 we see him already having a family. Talking with Ashley on the phone about getting the kids to safety or something while he goes to fight, and we'd be
>Awwww
And I mean after fighting a goddamn army of hell to rescue this particular bitch who never even held a gun, the least he deserves is to fuck her in every hole.
first time i saw sherry in re6 i thought it was ashley
Agreex
>never made their own families
Excuse you. How dare you ignore Claire and her daughter Shirley?
... Hey wait a minute, if Chris was so obsessed with continuing the Redfield bloodline, why was he wasting his time with Ethan instead of trying to get his niece laid?
Sherry isn't a biological Redfield. And even if she was she's basically a mutant (which is also why Chris refuses to breed with Jill, but he also cannot breed with anyone else since he has too strong feelings for Jill)
They're doing this to SF characters too.
Not really
>ken is married to Guiles sister and has a kid
>Chun adopts a girl and raises a village of kids
>Rashid's LI dies
>Rog raised Ed
>Cammy is rescuing and raising the Dolls
>Dee Jay is too busy with being a superstar to settle down
>ken is married to Guiles sister and has a kid
He had a family pre-timeskip. We're post timeskip where everyone is old, so old that E. Honda has grey hair.
>Chun adopts a girl and raises a village of kids
Cause Capcom don't want her to get knocked up.
>Rashid's LI dies
???
>Rog raised Ed
No blood relation.
>Cammy is rescuing and raising the Dolls
She didn't rescue shit, she spent the whole SFV story losing to Vega. Also they're not related by blood. She's still single.
As i said, SF is doing the same thing.
>Not really
>Proceeds to list characters who aren't protagonists
Anon...
If the world warriors aren't protags then only Ryu is and he has always been concerned with fighting above all else
Everything after RE4 is absolutely retarded.
RE2make should have started a new timeline but they weren't brave enough. And now we're in this fucked up remake cycle where they somehow made Claire and Jill ugly as shit.
NuLeon is ugly too honestly, and Ada isn't as hot as she used to be unless you explicitly have an asian fetish.
re4 was retarded too, it was just fresh and novel
>there are people that still don't get that her being the presidents daughter makes her less desirable, ESPECIALLY for a man in leons position
>not riding the monkey eared gravy train for a posh home life and easy work promotions
ngmi
implying the president wouldn't allow a one man army that went through hell to bring his daughter back, to take her hand and keep her safe. The president would've loved Leon as his own son, had the story taken a different turn.
And then Leon kills her dad in the CGI movie, lol.
President isn't a king in medieval stories.
They don't take war hero to marry their daughters.
He did his job, he got his paycheck. It's not like he was doing them a favor.
You do realize RE, particularly 4, isn't known for logic right? I repeat, especially 4.
It was absolutely a cheesy story in which the president of the US sends Conan the Barbarian to destroy Spain and bring back his daughter, it was in tone for this game to end with Ashley asking for overtime and Leon saying
>Oh, Leon will help you alright
CUT TO CREDITS.
Hell fucking play a rock song and show us their vacations pictures and the final frame is them with a baby together. That would still be Resident Evil 4.
No, if they just went dating no one would care, they might even consider it a good thing, having an agent frequently around that Ashley wouldn't mind
If he just fucked her and word got out that would be a different story though, but Leon's a professional so...
>Leon Please fuck my sister
No way fag(s)
chris should do that himself
Chris is to busy fucking Jill
Sheva*
Yeah but you're white eww
>take turns
Wh-What?
With her dog.
Ashley's fertile pussy and huge beasts should have been exclusive Las plagas property.
Ada is 1000x times hotter than Ashley, I would 100% refuse all of Ashleys advances if it meant I could sniff the inside of Ada's bra once and I am not even joking.
>>Hey listen leon im a hot, young 20s girl with a cute face, huge beasts and the presidents daughter
>>I'm also rich, submissive, who just pair bonded with you and i see you as this ultimate protector figure
>>Do you want to come to my house and take turns busting nuts in my fertile tight pussy?
Based Leon:
I'm not attracted to kids.
I can't believe Leon is 28 at most during the events of RE4, he's my age.
Leon is a fictional character. He does whatever the writers say he does. People like Napoleon however were already leading artillery battalions at 28.
If he joined the police around 18, but 28 he'll be a very experienced proffesional. Which he is.
>Leon, the Professional
>frogs
It means he has standards. Ashley and Claire just aren't woman enough for a chad like Leon.
ASIAN GIRLS EVERYWHERE
UCLA
YOU SEE ME BAE
YOU SEE ME BAE
ASIAN GIRLS EVERYWHERE
UCLA
A real man grows through suffering. Leon took the chad path
Asian girls >>>>> whitu pigu
Because men don't actually want nice girls like me, they only chase after superficial cunts that abuse them.
Moids would prefer to suffocate under Stacy's pussy rather than to have a plain housewife that loves them.
His body, his choice.
>like me
please be in london
Leon is a top percentile man. Average women like Claire shouldn't even be allowed to look in his direction. The problem with society is that fat mousy cunts unironically think they deserve men like this.
>girls are too good for him
>ends up dying as alone and as virgin.
Sound about right.
T H I S
t. Fatty or chud
Bruv
The fuck is a moid
A femoid I think
A feminine person but not actually female
You never fuck your bosses daughter bro. Everybody knows that. He made the only choice he was given.
If it's not Wong it's Wrong
can I get a tl;dr on the split screen coop in RE5 PC? Does it work well?
>Rejected Ashley
>five minutes later tried to pick up Hunnigan
What did he mean by this?
Leon has a thing for chicks with glasses. It's no coincidence that Ada is wearing glasses when he encounters her for the first time in the original RE4. I bet they'll forget that though.
But he asks out Hunnigan specifically when she takes off her glasses.
retardbro he only flirts with hunnigan when she isn't wearing glasses...
Hunnigan wouldn't be a bad choice.
Hi chris
>What did he actually mean by this?
To be fair, Leon answers directly to the US President so I'd imagine that'd be a sure fire way to get dishonorably discharged. It's basically fucking your boss's daughter behind his back except much worse.
The game is made by japs, of course Leon would only have a thing for asian women.
It's like in RE2R where Leon and Claire and kinda flirty with each other near the beginning, but the moment Ada turns up all his attention is directed at her.
>>Hum no thanks
He didn't say that.
game's cheesy and campy as fuck. I think they tried leon the kind of "badass" that rejects the girl at the end of the movie because he's a free spirit/doesn't want to endanger her/doesn't care about pussy/etc. Basically they tried making him too cool. That or japs are too retarded and they don't want they characters to be in a relationship for some reason (to stay pure or to not anger fujoshit heads or waifu shitters since japs are autistic like that)
>Let me date a fucking 20 years old instead of my hot as fuck coworker or the super spy
Unlike the permavirgins on Ganker, Leon isn't starving. Plus she has plagas cooties.
Man there's no telling what kind of space aids that bitch is carrying after spending a week or whatever in captivity with the Plagas
sanest anon in the thread. my boy leon is just using facts and logic to avoid the spanish clap
>hot
>cute face
>Ashley
Nope. Even if it were true, describing yourself like this is unappealing unless you're a full-on narcissist ojou. Ashley is one of the least hot Resi girls, Ada is the hottest, who the hell are you kidding, OP?
>young 20's
Because Leon isn't a pedophile.
Why did the art get so soulless after re4?
I know RE are not narrative games but I hope the remake expands the relationship between Leo and Ashley, felt pretty barebone in the original.
You forgot the edited version.
Leon knows white girls are trash.
True Wisdom dwells neither upon the path of Ashley nor the Path of Ada. It dwells on the Middle Path of Ingrid.
the new conversation is like this
leon: wanna do some overtime?
ashley: sorry leon, I only sleep with asian guys
>I only sleep with asian guys
she said she fucks every race except white, but with "exceptions" so she basically fucks everything
Wait she wasn't a teen?
Dropped
>take turns
????????????????????????
What's the matter, kid? Never had a girl bust a nut inside you before?
Not funny
Who said I was joking?
>Leon is asian pilled
Based. White women in the West should be avoided.
>take turns busting nuts
who is the other one busting a nut in Ashley?
>20s girl
#NoHymenNoThanks
So glad this scene and none of the raunchy stuff is present in the remake.
because he's a libertarian
>white girl with maybe 3-5 years left on her face vs asian woman blessed with good genes so she'll be fuckable until he's 55
a real head-scratcher for sure
Oye
There's such a thing as not being sexually attracted to every woman you ever meet, if you weren't so depraved of females in your own life you wouldn't have to overcompensate so much by projecting yourself onto a video game character.