>make amazing game. >no one plays it cause the main character is some ugly old lady

>make amazing game
>no one plays it cause the main character is some ugly old lady
Sad
The game is good anons. Don't let the old lady keep you away.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's good if you just ignore the bad
    Fuck you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow its every video game ever, amazing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone played this though it was talked about for an entire month when it released

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone played this (currently)PS5 exclusive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, anyone can play a sony game by watching it on youtube.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard more about skyrim than returnal this year tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn it's a shame too because it looks cool..

      If it's out on PC I hope mods fix her face.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PS5
    there's your problem anon

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will play it when it's on PC

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hoping it has a modding scene so I can make the player character an attractive woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll pirate it when it's released on PC and mods to replace the old lady with a hot girl are available.

        great minds think alike

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone played this though
    nah i avoided because of the main character
    i wish i was joking too, i love roguelikes but i just couldn't get myself to play a game featuring my mom's sterile friend from work

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old lady = pubes
    no need to convince me anon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like if the narrative was better, personally. Maybe I've just been spoiled by Hades but when I get a roguelite action game now, I expect some ACTUAL differences between runs, dialogue, etc. The gameplay and gunplay is great, but the story is fucking awful, and it makes having to replay over and over less enjoyable than it could be, especially when all you're working towards is a shamalamadingdong ending of "NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS."

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, it's a third person walking simulator with a "good" narrative

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon at least try to do your research.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >research something before you make a guess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Let me guess, you’re gay and retarded

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess. You've ton a ton of experience being gay and retarded which is why you think you had the authority to make a guess like this without doing your research.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Let me give my opinion on something I have absolutely no information on or knowledge about
          I mean, yeah, that's a guess sure, but why would a thread dedicated to [thing] want to hear you randomly trying to talk about it if you have literally 0 knowledge on the subject? It's a 3rd-person bullethell roguelite. Go into alien ruins, get upgrades and weapons, dodge the balls, kill bosses.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean, yeah, that's a guess sure
            That's the end of the conversation.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nta. Short story, you need to shut the fuck up and use google before you pollute a thread. End of conversation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No its a third person shooter roguelite. There is very little narrative and it's presented to you in mysterious fragmented memories

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But enough about you

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >picrelated
    >amazing game
    kek. just kys already snoyster.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seriously who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to put hillary clinton in the lead? im so sick of this bullshit. put some hot slut there you fucking homos

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao @ retards who didn't play the game and don't realize that her being a grizzled old lady with no kids is relevant to the narrative, ie she put her career first and this is where it got her
    If anything this game encourages women to be less ambitious and put family building first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you see when you pay close attention to this story it's actually saying
      I don't care. It's not entertaining. Stories are antithetical to fun & engaging gameplay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Stories are antithetical to fun and engaging gameplay
        Hard disagree. Fun? Sure. Engaging? Not a chance. It's not enough for a game to be fun in the moment to moment gameplay, there needs to be overarching objectives that are compelling enough to make me want to keep playing.

        >narrative
        Who asked for an ugly old lady narrative? Is there something about roguelikes that require one?

        I wasn't trying to say Returnal has an amazing story, it doesn't, but it's sad that incels will overlook it because the girl isn't sexy enough. It's good DESPITE narrative flaws, not because of it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but it's sad that incels will overlook it
          why? If the dev wanted to make money they would've put a hot slut in it and that would be that. Isn't the fact that its repulsive to 'incels' proof that the devs achieved their goal of making a game that does not appeal to 'incels'? Why would you want these 'incels' playing the game anyway, clearly they're not a significant paying audience or anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >narrative
      Who asked for an ugly old lady narrative? Is there something about roguelikes that require one?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why not just make game without ugly old lady? what does ugly old lady add to the gameplay? please explain, I don't understand this sort of obvious self-sabotage likely because I am not super smart like the devs

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    roguelike is always shit, even if it's not pixelshit

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make mediocre game
    >Instantly becomes overhyped "masterpiece" because it's a snoy exclusive
    Played it at a friends, not impressed.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    console games dont exist until they are on pc

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >random generated maps
    >'amazing game'

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly would've been interested in this had the protagonist been a cute girl rather than an old lady. Faceless/generic man would've been good too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I tried it is because it comes with the new ps plus catalog thing. I was never gonna pay $70 for an old lady game. I'm glad I gave it a chance though because it's pretty fun.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had no problems with Selene as a character, the writing on the other hand was sloppy. Selene's character arc bounces around depending where you are in game, which makes for a fucking wild experience of her acting insane and mindlessly referencing greek mythos in one biome and then fresh and clear minded the next. The Greek mythology tie ins don't really go anywhere either. Like, her dad played the piano? Why should I care since I have no goddamn clue what her relationship with her father was like. Very fun gameplay though, I wish it was faster pace. Like if I could set the game to 2x speed I think that'd be pure crack.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is also the small fact that it's an exclusive for an almost unsold console, if more people had a PS5 or it wasn't an exclusive maybe it wouldn't be this obscure despite being a kickass roguelike

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like rogue lites
    I don't like shmup-like enemies throwing energy balls everywhere
    I don't like menopaused women
    I don't like when everything is dark but with neon energy shit
    I don't like "it was all a dream" stories
    I don't like main characters talking non-stop during gameplay
    I won't buy a PS5

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't buy a PS5* fixed
      either because you are poor or no stock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't like "it was all a dream" stories

      is this true anon ?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It looks cool and I just recently got a PS5, but I'm not paying upwards of £50 for a video game on the off chance I'll like it. I'll get it once it gets a deep sale.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it being on a shit console keeps me away.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the best console of all time, technically
      >better than PC and makes it virtually redundant now

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game is not actually very good as far as roguelites go. Variety is nearly non-existent. Find myself just begging the game to give me one of the few viable weapons as the rest feel like trash.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t care. Ugly woman protag is an instant no-buy from me. Especially if she’s ugly. Same reason I’m skipping Forspoken.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pirate it when it's released on PC and mods to replace the old lady with a hot girl are available.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically why I haven't tried out beyonetta

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never. I don't support woke trash.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It only released on a single obscure platform, nobody played it.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just ignore it bro
    Fuck off, devs need to get the message that the people that play their games dont want this shit in them

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it coming up pc or not? I have a ps5 now but I'd rather only pay for it once

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Returnal was a phenomenal game. The last great game I’ve played in a decade. PC et al missed out big.

    Complaining that the lead character was unattractive is incel-tier and the only thing they’ve got to attack it.

    Jealousy…

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bullet hell is a cheap way to make a shooter challenging.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve not played it have you?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play Smimen's game or the bogs will smite you from heaven.

    I think Sony did admittedly go a tad too far, Sony characters are a smidge away from having full blown birth defects instead of just being ugly.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when can I play it on pc, dumbfuck?

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