>make amazing game
>no one plays it cause the main character is some ugly old lady
Sad
The game is good anons. Don't let the old lady keep you away.
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>make amazing game
>no one plays it cause the main character is some ugly old lady
Sad
The game is good anons. Don't let the old lady keep you away.
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
>it's good if you just ignore the bad
Frick you.
wow its every video game ever, amazing
Everyone played this though it was talked about for an entire month when it released
>Everyone played this (currently)PS5 exclusive
yes, anyone can play a sony game by watching it on youtube.
I heard more about skyrim than returnal this year tbh
Damn it's a shame too because it looks cool..
If it's out on PC I hope mods fix her face.
>PS5
there's your problem anon
I will play it when it's on PC
I'm hoping it has a modding scene so I can make the player character an attractive woman
great minds think alike
>Everyone played this though
nah i avoided because of the main character
i wish i was joking too, i love roguelikes but i just couldn't get myself to play a game featuring my mom's sterile friend from work
old lady = pubes
no need to convince me anon
I'd like if the narrative was better, personally. Maybe I've just been spoiled by Hades but when I get a roguelite action game now, I expect some ACTUAL differences between runs, dialogue, etc. The gameplay and gunplay is great, but the story is fricking awful, and it makes having to replay over and over less enjoyable than it could be, especially when all you're working towards is a shamalamadingdong ending of "NO JOHN, YOU ARE THE DEMONS."
Let me guess, it's a third person walking simulator with a "good" narrative
Anon at least try to do your research.
No
>research something before you make a guess
Let me guess, you’re gay and moronic
Let me guess. You've ton a ton of experience being gay and moronic which is why you think you had the authority to make a guess like this without doing your research.
>Let me give my opinion on something I have absolutely no information on or knowledge about
I mean, yeah, that's a guess sure, but why would a thread dedicated to [thing] want to hear you randomly trying to talk about it if you have literally 0 knowledge on the subject? It's a 3rd-person bullethell roguelite. Go into alien ruins, get upgrades and weapons, dodge the balls, kill bosses.
>I mean, yeah, that's a guess sure
That's the end of the conversation.
Nta. Short story, you need to shut the frick up and use google before you pollute a thread. End of conversation.
No its a third person shooter roguelite. There is very little narrative and it's presented to you in mysterious fragmented memories
Sounds gay
But enough about you
>picrelated
>amazing game
kek. just kys already snoyster.
seriously who the frick thought it would be a good idea to put hillary clinton in the lead? im so sick of this bullshit. put some hot bawd there you fricking homos
Lmao @ morons who didn't play the game and don't realize that her being a grizzled old lady with no kids is relevant to the narrative, ie she put her career first and this is where it got her
If anything this game encourages women to be less ambitious and put family building first
>you see when you pay close attention to this story it's actually saying
I don't care. It's not entertaining. Stories are antithetical to fun & engaging gameplay.
>Stories are antithetical to fun and engaging gameplay
Hard disagree. Fun? Sure. Engaging? Not a chance. It's not enough for a game to be fun in the moment to moment gameplay, there needs to be overarching objectives that are compelling enough to make me want to keep playing.
I wasn't trying to say Returnal has an amazing story, it doesn't, but it's sad that incels will overlook it because the girl isn't sexy enough. It's good DESPITE narrative flaws, not because of it.
>but it's sad that incels will overlook it
why? If the dev wanted to make money they would've put a hot bawd in it and that would be that. Isn't the fact that its repulsive to 'incels' proof that the devs achieved their goal of making a game that does not appeal to 'incels'? Why would you want these 'incels' playing the game anyway, clearly they're not a significant paying audience or anything.
>narrative
Who asked for an ugly old lady narrative? Is there something about roguelikes that require one?
why not just make game without ugly old lady? what does ugly old lady add to the gameplay? please explain, I don't understand this sort of obvious self-sabotage likely because I am not super smart like the devs
roguelike is always shit, even if it's not pixelshit
>Make mediocre game
>Instantly becomes overhyped "masterpiece" because it's a snoy exclusive
Played it at a friends, not impressed.
console games dont exist until they are on pc
>random generated maps
>'amazing game'
I honestly would've been interested in this had the protagonist been a cute girl rather than an old lady. Faceless/generic man would've been good too.
The only reason I tried it is because it comes with the new ps plus catalog thing. I was never gonna pay $70 for an old lady game. I'm glad I gave it a chance though because it's pretty fun.
I had no problems with Selene as a character, the writing on the other hand was sloppy. Selene's character arc bounces around depending where you are in game, which makes for a fricking wild experience of her acting insane and mindlessly referencing greek mythos in one biome and then fresh and clear minded the next. The Greek mythology tie ins don't really go anywhere either. Like, her dad played the piano? Why should I care since I have no goddamn clue what her relationship with her father was like. Very fun gameplay though, I wish it was faster pace. Like if I could set the game to 2x speed I think that'd be pure crack.
There is also the small fact that it's an exclusive for an almost unsold console, if more people had a PS5 or it wasn't an exclusive maybe it wouldn't be this obscure despite being a kickass roguelike
I don't like rogue lites
I don't like shmup-like enemies throwing energy balls everywhere
I don't like menopaused women
I don't like when everything is dark but with neon energy shit
I don't like "it was all a dream" stories
I don't like main characters talking non-stop during gameplay
I won't buy a PS5
I can't buy a PS5* fixed
either because you are poor or no stock.
>I don't like "it was all a dream" stories
is this true anon ?
It looks cool and I just recently got a PS5, but I'm not paying upwards of £50 for a video game on the off chance I'll like it. I'll get it once it gets a deep sale.
it being on a shit console keeps me away.
>the best console of all time, technically
>better than PC and makes it virtually redundant now
Game is not actually very good as far as roguelites go. Variety is nearly non-existent. Find myself just begging the game to give me one of the few viable weapons as the rest feel like trash.
Don’t care. Ugly woman protag is an instant no-buy from me. Especially if she’s ugly. Same reason I’m skipping Forspoken.
I'll pirate it when it's released on PC and mods to replace the old lady with a hot girl are available.
Unironically why I haven't tried out beyonetta
Never. I don't support woke trash.
It only released on a single obscure platform, nobody played it.
>just ignore it bro
Frick off, devs need to get the message that the people that play their games dont want this shit in them
Is it coming up pc or not? I have a PS5 now but I'd rather only pay for it once
Returnal was a phenomenal game. The last great game I’ve played in a decade. PC et al missed out big.
Complaining that the lead character was unattractive is incel-tier and the only thing they’ve got to attack it.
Jealousy…
Bullet hell is a cheap way to make a shooter challenging.
You’ve not played it have you?
Play Smimen's game or the bogs will smite you from heaven.
I think Sony did admittedly go a tad too far, Sony characters are a smidge away from having full blown birth defects instead of just being ugly.
So when can I play it on pc, dumbfrick?