Mario Kart?

We now return to your scheduled programing
1/12 200cc

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post friendcode and create a room with only bonus tracks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I literally cannot, no
      5/12

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    godamn i cant do the shortcut for that level

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6/12 give me Snow Land again morons

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    7/12

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck os voting for regular courses of there are bonus tracks you can choose?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I accidentally mashed once I will kill myself now

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    8/12, might have someone here do a friend lobby soon because god damn this is shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, we have TWO (2) players in here!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          We have ALL players in here

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        motherfucker I'm in

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oy vey, 3/12

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone is missing out on being able to select non-stop Baby Park

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        get in here for
        >teams
        >freely selectable courses
        >150 to 200 changes on demand

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Blue shell at the end of Mushroom Gorge
          This happened to me LITERALLY every time I played this offline

          And don't forget the main attraction:
          >losing to the bots

          3/12

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Playing with cpus

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            request sent, purple mouse icon

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Added

              >Playing with cpus

              Well once we get enough people in her it won't be necessary

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is this 150 or 200

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          (200cc up next)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          both we can choose every 4 rounds

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sent

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Coconut mall cars do donuts now

        5/12 in

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        9/12

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        11/12

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cough Super Mario 64 is better cough

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    11/12

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what if i unironically do not want to play with retards that got jabbed

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd call you based

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        guess i'll just keep doing my own thing

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck mirror mode

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol I got kicked randomly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's another shoah

      5/12 in

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    getting hit in the pinball launcher is the worst shit

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Hard COM

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    can we do teams next time?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mayes

      damn wha happened at the end

      I was being a shitter

      6/12

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    damn wha happened at the end

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    let's do teams, those were fun last time

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Waluigi with Wigger enters room
    >Mii with glasses on the forehead enters room
    >Any character with ladybug and roller enters room
    >I leave on the spot

    simple as

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based selfless anon improving everyone else's experience by removing himself

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you mincheeto your banana cucked me out of the shortcut

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      devilish

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    7/12 in the tourney

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCKING THUNDER FUCKED UP MY SHORTCZT AND LEFT ME HELPLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWWHERE

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Bot teammate gets fire flower
    >Spams the shit out of it and wrecks me

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bluechads
    we're doing it

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    redbros we're making a comeback

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    FUCK YOU LIGHTNING

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how do my tires taste?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Based Waluigibot getting the clutch last-place thunder

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >200cc
    Gross

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

      Join

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >playing with Ganker
        Even more gross.
        I would, but I'm too busy with xc3 and need to try to beat it before tu1 for sunbreak hits. Maybe later

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im shit
    not even npc tier

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HONK HONK bro

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2 blue shells
    >both of them hit me
    why

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE MY TEAM SUCKS

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Roy no, you were almost second

    Fucking metafags

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you train

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can we actually play the DLC tracks online sooner this wave or do we still have to wait a few days to play them online

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No wait this time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Noice

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lightning fucked me out of the top route

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wtf why are you so good

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    russia lost NATO won

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    das it for me
    thanks for the games

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GGs morons
    Take it away Sneed

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuuuuck

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Lapping the bots and watching them drive up an invisible platform

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mushrroom gorge is a nightmare

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE broS COMING FROM?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have like 100+ people on my friends list from doing this last time

      11/12

      Pick the rules for next set

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Redbros we're losing again

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pinkgoldpeach represent

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a red goy right now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What did he mean by this?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        OY VEY

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why did the blue shell hit me

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blue chuds we got too cocky

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Baby peach clutch

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fuck new york

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Red team sabotaging ourselves

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck you Luigi we're on the same god damn TEAM

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Baby peach just HAD to fuck me up last second.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t come here to get baby roaded after so long in first place

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So what’s your guys’ favorite and least favorite tracks from the DLC

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fav waluigi
      least fav new york

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve never liked Kalamari Desert. Snow Land is a pleasant surprise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like Snow Land because the music is pleasant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Out of this set, the changes to Kalamari Desert are sick. I don't care for Mario Circuit, or most any of the Super Circuit tracks to be honest.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sky High Sundae would be my favorite. I don't hate it but Kalimari Desert is still a meh track.
      I enjoyed Mario Circuit way more than I thought I would. Something about a no frills race track is sort of a novelty.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      best is Kalimari Desert
      worst is Sky-High Sundae

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Waluigi Pinball and Mushroom Gorge are definite all-time favorites, but I'd say the latter is more exciting due to the revived shortcuts. That said, I think Snow Land is the standout for me out of this wave. The shortcuts add a lot of mileage to the track.

      Least favorite is definitely New York. I was expecting more out of it as someone who's played every Tour variant. Ah well, at least the branching paths are a bit fun. Sydney was still handled a lot better.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck your whoever threw that green shell

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't the same host 3 month ago from ukraine? The implication is pretty funnny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it was the one with the ukraine eyes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll complete the joke with the next DLC wave by using the Israeli flag

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        based you should create a garden gnome MII aswell

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Maxifink has got me covered also

          FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

          GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

          11/12

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else feel like they fucked up Mushroom Gorge in this one somehow?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I just can't seem to time my trick jumps here

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Join 4 dlc always hitting teammates

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck am I first I drive like fucking shit?

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    12/12 we did it reddit

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    TEAMS OR NO TEAMS

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we did it bros

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is 200cc active?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think the tourney lobby is inactive, but there are some 200cc games going on in

      FRIEND CODE LOBBY HERE WE GO

      GET IN HERE GankerIRGINS

      , it's a friend code lobby so we can choose the courses and rules.

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that lightning at the end
    what an underwhelming finish kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >getting struck in the air

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kalimari Desert is fucking impossible on 200cc

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Last set of 200cc since it looks like it's clearing out

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn bombs and bananas are so effective in the train and rails it’s devilish

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the races, fellas.
    4th place ain't too bad to stop on.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's over, good games to all who came

      good games, gamers

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over, good games to all who came

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Man its barely 6:30
    I want some games
    Come join the 200 cc tourny

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    200cc is going to be a permanent cancer on this series god dammit

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just got done taking a shower after working out. Any lobbies active?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2/12 200 cc tourny

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1/12 150cc tourney (plz join)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      still here if anyone wants to play, ggs to the person who came for a few races

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It would be nice if Nintendo released a few classic battle arenas as well.
    >Block Fort
    >Skyscraper
    >Doubledeck
    >Pipe Plaza
    >Switch (replacement the Gamecube)
    >Chain Chomp Roulette
    >Thwomp Desert
    >Delfino Pier

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    2/12 150cc

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    3/12 150cc

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    4/12 150cc

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i fucking love kalimari desert so much

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    5/12 150cc

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who is May and how is she always in the lead?

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    6/12 150cc

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Always something to fuck me over at the last second. Shitters.

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mushroom gorge needs to show up again so that I can go for the gap jump all 3 laps and fail it every time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of where are the new tracks? Just been old shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        we were getting a lot early on but then when people actually joined they stopped coming for whatever reason

        should start seeing em pop up soon hopefully

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Speak of the devil lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            8/12 150cc

            that was actually my first time playing that track, looks really nice visually

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Best character for coomers?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      7/12 150cc

      rosalina

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i always lose no matter how many times i play here. how do you get so good? brake a lot?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      braking is good if you fuck up/for recovery purposes but for actual driving just try taking corners as tight as you can, also try not to get hit because getting hit loses a lot more time than doing a corner wrong does

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    game's still going if anyone was looking to join
    7/12 150cc

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit i actually did the gap jump
    and then rammed into the wall and lost everything

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone done here? There's nobody in the 150cc lobby.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's still 3 people left atm

      rape

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then how come I'm not seeing anyone?

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GGs bing bing wahoo bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ggs vro

      Then how come I'm not seeing anyone?

      im not sure, you are using the code in the OP right? could be nintendo server fuckery.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a baby rosalina player episode

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    server died, gg to everyone who showed up and played

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Choco mountain also applies chocolate to your tires now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm amazed that they're doing updates and haven't even attempted to touch kart balance

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I just want waluigi/wiggler to be nerfed and watch Ganker explode

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want a meh build nerfed, I want actually bad parts buffed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            How would you buff the Monster wheels?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they fixed it, but still blows my mind the Coconut Mall cars were an issue in the first place. Not only do they move in Tour, but there was incomplete data for them moving in the old pattern. Wonder if they had to redesign how they work due to an 8-specific issue or if they just wanted to something different while they were on the task of reanimating them.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Decide to check out Mario Kart for the first time in years because of DLC
    >Online lobbies are full of nothing but Waluigi on the same 2 or 3 vehicles with the shitty little roller wheels
    Is this all Mario Kart is now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Play Regional. Worldwide at these hours (jap time) is always that meta shit.

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Snow Land is fun

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