will she be in?
what chances are this game will be good and non pozzed
will Jacob will be the protag this time around?
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what chances are this game will be good and non pozzed
will Jacob will be the protag this time around?
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AI slop
Of all the times this comeback was applicable, you chose one where it wasn't. Everyone can see it's AI slop. No one is fooled.
>Still no proof that it isn't ai besides shilling his deviant art page
Lmao
I delight in seeing artgays get their shit kicked in. The "super special creative people" deserve to suffer.
You're welcome for all the media you've ever consumed.
Your epic comebacks aren't going to convince me to commission anything from you ever.
I KNEW IT. THIS IS THE BEST PROOF AVAILABLE THAT AI CAN FOOL PEOPLE WHEN IT REPLICATES REALLY BAD ART THE LIKES OF WHICH A CHILD WOULD MAKE. THANK YOU ANON
Ganker is a Destroy board, say goodbye to your AIslop forever reaperhomosexual
Ganker is an AHEM board, homosexual. The vanilla endings aren't even worth consideration, let alone debate.
>AI slop
Built for Krogan Gangbang
>will she be in?
no
>what chances are this game will be good and non pozzed
0%
>will Jacob will be the protag this time around?
no
certified ai slopper
>trusting nu-bioware
Haven't been paying attention to this from the "stylistic" choice and modern EA retreading old franchises again. But damn.
>Make singleplayer game
>Cancel it after 2 years
>Restart as a multiplayer live-service
>other life-service game crashes and burns
>Cancel it again
>restart as singleplayer game
>everyone above the codemonkeys ragequits because of the boardroom whiplash
>throw the Mass Effect team on it for shits and giggles to rush the game faster
Never playing this.
lol what a clusterfrick
why does Bioware still exist?
They were EA's only real single-player developer and they had tons of goodwill, so killing them would be bad publicity.
Neither is true anymore
DA:D will be their last game, and the Mass Effect IP will probably go to the Star Wars: Jedi guys.
>DA:D will be their last game, and the Mass Effect IP will probably go to the Star Wars: Jedi guys.
i hope not Respawn is just as gay
Bro ME has been pozzed from the start.
>Stopping space lizard Black folk from removing biogenetic limiters that stop them from taking over the galaxy
>Humans prioritizing their own kind in galactic politics
All are considered le evil
>"The only way to stop the giant ancient evil is for more and more races to unite into galactichomo, to the point where you have an option to try to unite with the ancient evil to stop it"
Its all the same psychotic leftoid slippery slope drivel where you literally can never draw a line in the sand and stand by your own kind because that would be le bad, no different from the multiculturalism mind virus that infects them today.
Sounds like you just didn't get anything at all about what was the point of those games.
The genophage is consistently handled as the complicated issue that it is. Things left as they are, means the Krogans will die a slow extinction, which is obviously not a very morally good thing especially considering they *were* the sole reason the galaxy survived the bug wars. But fixing the genophage has an extremely high risk of making them the greatest threat in the galaxy. They make no excuses to hide this. The Krogan are displayed as warmongering, violent, with massive temper issues and desire for blood and slaughter and glory in battle at every single turn. Even the Krogan scientist you encounter openly admits they would never be in that business if they didn't have to. They *love* war. Ending the genophage is basically a guaranteed death sentence for everyone else and everyone in a position of scientific or cultural authority agrees. It's a helluva lot better than the way Star Trek and trekkers handle Klingons. Another warmongering race that would never find true peace because they're genetically hardwired for violence, brutality and war. But everyone makes excuses for them all the time, pretending like they're something else than what they are.
Back to ME: Meanwhile humans are one of the youngest, smallest species in the galaxy. Despite their war inventions. Realistically there would be no way for them to win the war against the Reapers alone. So the only one drawing parallels with what's going on there and some far left idiology is idiots like yourself who undoubtedly scream "woke" the moment they see a single person of colour or a woman anywhere outside of a kitchen making a sandwitch.
Didn't read your wall of cope
Bioware is pozzed and has been for a long time, deal with it
Was listening to I Have Been Right All Along by Armor For Sleep and read the end of this post just as the song got to the verse where the singer sings “deal with itttt.”
>reading isnt my strong suite, im far right
who wouldve guessed!
I will now play your games
They barely released any info on the new DA outside of leaks. That should tell you everything you need to know about the next ME
I don't think we're getting it at all.
EA took SWToR away from Bioware, so they won't be able to shift funds and budget around, to cover their flops.
Putting the ME team, allegedly, to work on DADW guarantees that the ME game will need to be rebooted post DA's release.
EA won't greenlight the funding for the next ME, and effectively shutter Bioware Edmonton.
That's how I see it, anyway.
Unless Dread Wold somehow manages to be such a good game that propels DA sales past 8 million at launch. It's just not happening.
That being said, I would love to see Miri again.
And Jack.
OH NONONO
PPFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*WHEEEEEEEEZE*
Let's see...
Mass Effect 2 / SWTOR were in 2011, already affected by the EA acquisition, but the development of which thankfully started before. Since then BioWare has made:
>Dragon Age II
>Mass Effect 3
>Dragon Age: Inquisition
>Mass Effect: Andromeda
>Anthem
Each game on that list was worse than the one before it. Every single time, BioWare got tons of critique even from professional journos (go figure, sometimes they do know their business) about what went wrong. Every consecutive game, they doubled down on whatever shit the previous game failed at in order to fail even harder next time. I've never been a fan of any company the way I was a BioWare fan, but that company has been dead for 12 years now. The modern BioWare has nothing in common with what once was save for the name, being bled for every last dime by EA.
So all evidence points to the game being as pozzed, as bad, and just fail in every single predictable and criminally obvious way that any random trash gamer could tell them. We all know this. Some of us just don't want to believe it.
It will be a woke, grindy open world experience with lackluster gameplay, and not even a semblance of the legendary character development or story that raised the old BioWare to the top. It will have all the usual EA ponzi scheme trash like multiplayer, probably come with a battlepass or at least some kind of real money store system, everything needed to steal every last dollar from the gamers. But most importantly, it will absolutely beyond a single sliver of a doubt suck, and suck bad.
>cont
Correction, Dragon Age 2 was the worst on the list but that was an exception. Still, with its lazy enemy spawns and rehashing the same caves and locations over and over, it was EA's first attempt at saving costs everywhere imaginable resulting in such a horrible experience they had to change. But every game since has shared in that they are not games made for fun, but simply western shovel ware trash made for the express purpose of getting as much money as cheaply as possible.
>cont
This homosexualry disqualifies your posts, please have a nice day immediately.
Don't care if it's AI slop, sauce?
No
Miranda has been captured and reduced to a life of sex slavery
>what chances are this game will be good and non pozzed
Did you not play Andromeda?
compared to the shit we get today Andromeda would be tolerable at least
Play it again and come back.
>dat girl boss krogen
omfg that was more painful than their wtf npc's
Andromeda is pretty up there, anon
I played Andromeda for the first time recently (only finished a few days ago) and it's much worse than the typical slop that's infesting the industry. It is undeniably bad and that's even if you ignore the bugs and the fact that it shares nothing in common with Mass Effect except for the aliens (which they butcher).
No, you're moronic or you didn't play it.
Mommy
i lost hope for bioware when they had a video for deadname and this fat 40 year old man with purple and blue hair was credited as a project lead or lead writer or something
Still expecting anything good from Bioware ??
....... Just let it go mate,
Liara: tightest pussy
Ashley: ???
Miranda: best anal
Tali: best blowjobs
Jack: craziest sex
Miranda is literally the the perfect woman, which means her vegana is tighter than Liara’s, she gives better BJs than Tali, and has crazier sex than Jack.
>infertile
>perfect woman
>shadow broker files show she’s on ME tinder
PASS
Yeah but her accent sucks.
>bawd
>perfect woman
It would be cool to start out with two non-human companions.
give me a romanceable female turian squadmate
There is one in Andromeda.
If Miranda is supposed to be the perfect human why does she not have a massive futa wiener?
>perfect human
That's NOT what Miranda was. She was a genetically engineered clone of her "father" who had such a massive ego he considered a female version of himself to be the perfect woman.
HHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>will she be in?
Probably not.
>what chances are this game will be good
0%. It will play identically to Andromeda with some minor improvements to make it seem like they learned their lesson. Redditors will eat it the frick up.
>and non pozzed
0%
>will Jacob be the protag this time around
He canonically died in the vents :/
>paying attention to the fingers in a coom image
How fricking gay can you get?
>Miranda
Canonically a bawd thanks to LotSB
>Jack
Crazy and also a bawd, will probably cheat on you in a fit of hysteria
>Liara
Even if she hasn't banged in her entire 100 years of life, she will inevitably move on once you die of old age and find someone else to settle down with, then repeat the cycle. Such is the way of the asari. At least she's not whoring around in her maiden stage like most of them do.
>Ashley
Who cares?
>Tali
Pure young cute shy virgin who loves you unconditionally and has a high libido despite you being her first. Literally willing to get sick just to be intimate with you. Quarians canonically resemble humans and are stunningly beautiful at that. She's perfect.
Everyone loves Tali, but she is not only the only decent romance in ME but better than most women in general (fictional or otherwise).
Hey, buddy, everyone has their flaws. Even Tali has an issue or two with the geth (a little racist, don't you think?). Everyone's just trying to get through life like you. Maybe your flaw is how judgey you are. Think about working on that, champ.
Jacob out.
put me in Mirandas shoes and i would be an even greater bawd then she ever could be.
For me it's miranda
I think ME4 will be set like 500 years after ME3 with a brand new cast and no save imports. Liara will have a minor role similar to hers in ME2 pre-LotSB, basically just to provide exposition about Shepard and the OT.
Gameplay will be near-identical to Andromeda since reddit loved that part of it for some moronic reason, but everything else will draw from the OT.
The quality of the story will be mediocre and very try-hard, however. They will either try to shoehorn Andromeda's unresolved plotline or they will double-down on the moronic "dangers of AI" theme that Casey Hudson forced into the original ME3 ending.
Judging from the teasers last N7 day it's hinting that it would be set 4 years after ME3. We just have to wait and see
My Shepard hates all alien races, a "spacist" if you will.
Ashley is ugly as frick in ME1 so I let her die. Liara, Samara and Tali are aliens and I will not put my Commander's dick in them.
Jack looks like a crackprostitute in ME2, Kelly is boring, and Kasumi is (unfortunately) unfrickable.
Miranda is the only right choice.
Reporter b***h in ME3 came out too late and she's a literal who. And I stay loyal to my genetically modified onahole.
Kinda sucks how you can't be as racist in ME2 or 3 as you can in ME1, especially in ME2 considering Cerberus.
Agreed. They shouldve given us the option to stay loyal to Cerberus. I don't care about other alien races, I want to see human race prosper and win the space race. There's like no point in playing Renegade Terminator in the last 2 games