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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And still lost to Persona 5
      So this is the best Final Fantasy can do huh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >p5 troons still shilling a 10 year old visual novel with pokemon tier combat
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yea, persona is the definition of stagnant JRPG mechanics but it gets that metacritic bump from its niche insular fanbase.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Persona 5 is great, but the combat is not.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Huge persona fan excited to play it for the first time

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no sales
    lool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masterpieces that flop always recover over time. See 13 Sentinels or NieR Automata.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nier automata got a sales announcement
        ff7r2 still hasn't got one and its nearly been a whole month

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nier Automata has sold more than any other SE game released since XV

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and 2b troons are never getting another game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And it flopped on release.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Masterpiece
    ofshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone is stealing this anon's joke, but saying it louder without even giving him any (You)s. Degenerate behavior.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        master (of shit) piece

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redditfantasy 7: Redditbirth

      fpsbps

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the sales announcement from Square?

    You do know that March 29 makes a month since it’s release and still nothing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sales
      Your mother doesn't show how much revenue she made from her pussy but those sugar walls are still A1

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, a master piece of shit.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is just so much fun. It is probably the best game Square Enix has ever made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuffie is my favorite. She is so cute.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she’s 16…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So is Cloud

    • 3 weeks ago
      anonymous

      this entire cutscene was definitely one of the corniest things I've seen in a while

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it is corny, but I do really enjoy comic relief.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure but it's also very much self-aware
        I've been pretty conflicted, like I appreciate that the game often leans hard into being shamelessly silly and over the top but it does detract a bit from the tone of the story they're trying to tell - I don't feel like I *should* just be on a goofy fun adventure half the time when Cloud is going psychotic, Barret is taking us to a town of people he inadvertently fricked over and his best friend is shooting up a theme park, etc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. The entire game is just a fun adventure.
      But... ending spoilers:

      I can't replay it knowing Aerith kind of dies again in the end. Or she's some kind of ghost. I don't know. I really thought we would save Aerith this time but nope. I can't play through it again knowing Aerith is going to suffer and never smile again. I mean, I hope I'm wrong but.. yeah. Depression.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is hinted at that Aerith is not really dead, but just trapped in the life stream. I believe Reunion will have many surprises, including Aerith's return.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know man. I hope she's alive this time. I think it would be incredible to finally save Aerith after all this time. By the time part 3 comes out, it'll be 30 years of Aerith being dead. Imagine how good it would feel to save her after all that time.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is why I think they are saving it for part 3. 🙂

            Also, It would be great if we really got to explore Wutai, because it was mostly just a sidenote in FF7 OG.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're definitely building up to a Wutai-Shinra war subplot for game three so I would be surprised if the group didn't make a field trip out of it. Personally, I'm more interested to see how they're gonna expand Cid's backstory. I don't buy Rebirth's explanation of "I'm just a freelancer taxi service and that's that". There's gotta be a connection to him and the Highwind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When you start chapter 12 and you are about to dock in costa del sol Cid says he still works for shinra because they have their uses, but he also values freedom, that's probably the hook into his plot like the original game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not really dead

          She is so fricking dead.
          She is soo dead that they remove iconic her burial scene just so they can make Cloud keep seeing her in his schizo moments.

          But for the rest of party members, she is absolutely 100% dead.
          Also spoilering for Rebirth lmaoo, as if they did anything worthy of spoiler in this game story wise.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "trapped in the lifestream" is another way of saying dead. You can still pop in there and have a chat, the same way you can see Aerith and Zack in Advent Children.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You can still pop in there and have a chat, the same way you can see Aerith and Zack in Advent Children.
            No ones ever really gone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow that's such a low bar.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved how goofy this game is, it made the emotional bits hit like a truck, that Dyne shit almost got me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dyne bit
        You mean the scene SE fricked up completely. Dies by shinra troops hand taking away his own choice and telling barret to feel guilty forever. Instantly tansitioning to palmer boss. What a bunch of hacks. Dyne was supposed to be a mirror of barret

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All the Dyne scene needed to be kino was to be different from the original, and it was. If you wanted the same thing again you could just play the OG for the millionth time again. It hasn't gone anywhere.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All it did was miss the goal completely and just shows how irrational censorship is that suicide is worse than murder

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dyne killing myself makes no sense considering his self destructive behavior.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He kills himself once he realizes he cannot go back and be a dad for marlene

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And despite his anger he kills himself instead of going out with a bang, embracing his new nature? How can you have him calling Barret a coward just to have him suicide?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rebirth's version was a million times more impactful. You guys REALLY needs to lose the nostalgia goggles. I can't think of a single scene that the OG does better than the rendition in Rebirth (except the ending obviously)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dyne bit
        You mean the scene SE fricked up completely. Dies by shinra troops hand taking away his own choice and telling barret to feel guilty forever. Instantly tansitioning to palmer boss. What a bunch of hacks. Dyne was supposed to be a mirror of barret

        All the Dyne scene needed to be kino was to be different from the original, and it was. If you wanted the same thing again you could just play the OG for the millionth time again. It hasn't gone anywhere.

        All it did was miss the goal completely and just shows how irrational censorship is that suicide is worse than murder

        The OG Dyne scene was overly edgy. He wanted to kill Marlene to join him and Eleanor in death, then he an heros.

        Rebirth's Dyne got me because I'm a dad of daughters. Him pushing Barret out of the way to not only make sure he lives but make sure he carries the guilt/weight with Marlene was kino. Japanese VA knocked it out of the park.

        Ironically though, Marlene ends up calling Cloud daddy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          one think from OG is unhinged shit like dyne worked because the tech was so limited and there was no acting involved, imagine someone trying to act the OG dialogue and not looking and sounding moronic

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet baby inc did it

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flops
    More like masterpiece of shit

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The logical conclusion to the JRPG

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game's mediocre.
    Gameplay consist of mmo-tier busywork content that makes you want to kys
    Combat is hybrid of action and stragety which does not do neither well, encounter design is simply stagger + hp bars
    Story is weird fanfic where everyone wants to have sex with cloud, even sephiroth. Sephiroth is now also a joke character like recurring weekend villain from sentai show. Every moment needs to be bigger than life making nothing feel special. The story is supposedly diverge from original, yet they have inferionity complex of the original and have to shove in every original iconic scene and frick it up somehow. (Snake, dyne, aerith death, for example)
    Music is hot garbage apart from the nobuo's arrangments.
    Pacing is bad and many sections are padded out because they are trying to make full game from maybe 15hr of content

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you... murderer..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the frick were they even thinking. The NPCs, the devs, any of them.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sincerely the worst part of the game and it makes no sense
        Especially since they used this as the demo and it isn't representative of any other part of the game at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They have Sephiroth at gunpoint and instead of shooting him they slowly walk into his sword range and die
        >Meanwhile the player is doing an awful forced crawling qte that takes forever
        >The developers looked at this and said "great job everyone"
        >The fans call this a masterpiece
        Embarrassing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, pretty sure even the fans called it shit on gamefaqs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        someone forgot to tell those guys were doing action combat now and they were fighting in turn based mode.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gameplay consist of mmo-tier busywork content that makes you want to kys
      I agree but why the frick did they do it, all the hold button mechanics, all the exploration, it's such a huge waste of time that's just awful

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eh, it's decent game loop. Sometimes you just want to explore the map after a long string of bosses. And rotating between tower, fiend challenge, and chocobo stop has a real synergy to it. Some of the fiends you encounter are actually pretty challenging too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but why the frick did they do it,
        they were literally banking on adhd zoomers carrying the series forward.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >encounter design is simply stagger + hp bars
      yea, i heard mario is simply jump + get powerup. Extremely overrated game too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you... murderer..

      It really is the master piece of shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's why no sales lool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody who actually plays it hates the battle system. It is the best JRPG system in the last 2 decades.

      The story changes are a coin flip. Red XIII breaking out MJ dance moves is so Japanese I love it. But I hate the changes like Dyne not killing himself.

      Music is great, even the new shit like the dog theme song. Gongaga area gave me Sonic Dreamcast vibes, loved it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when I see images like this I just wish the artstyle was closer to the original game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >best JRPG system
        Its literally the same shit with minor changes since FF13, same shit is used in XV and XVI as well

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of shit.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >guilty of being a masterpiece
    'afraid so

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sephiroth helped Cloud reach Aerith at the altar, right? To make sure he sees him kill her?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hate letter to the fans

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >202 hours so far
    >on 4th playthrough
    >just need to finish hard mode side quests and chadleys VR battles for the plat
    >badly want to play original FF7 again afterwards

    Yup, it's my GOTY. No question.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game loop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOO NOT MY WASTED TIME!!!! I COULD HAVE HAD SEX. (studio audience laughs)

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this game and FRICK Kitase, Nojima, and Nomura.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about Hamaguchi and Toriyama?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hamaguchi is at least relatively new but Toriyama and the aforementioned Nomura goon squad should really know better considering they worked on the original FF7.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fricking rugpull. Why couldn't they just keep it simple and let us save her?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      original scene was over in a flash and players were dumbstruck. here we were just cringing and scratching our heads thinking what the frick is even going on? did they or didn't they? they botched it hard here, no room to react one way or another until the credits roll.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've grown used to the idea of subverted expectations and clearly wanting to take things a new direction, but it feels like this entire outcome is a garbled mess. I'm gonna currently go with the idea that she's dead but Cloud distorting fate even if briefly combined with the Remake shit has opened his eyes to the Lifestream itself and Aerith's ghostly presence from it. It still fricks with the entire intent and scene afterwards though, no matter how deliberately they tried to work with this in mind, and there was absolutely no reason for fricking Bizarro/Reborn to be fighting us here at the mid-point of the story. I don't even hate the Zack fanservice brief though it was, or Aerith coming up to support the final phase with Cloud, it's just this whole thing is a nonsensical mess of appealing to the theorycrafters without any actual substance to work off of.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer they really make your affection affect what timeline you re stuck with and put the canon ending+ aerith dig in water and cloud schizo after credits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't save her, that's an illusion Aerith placed in order to protect him. At this point, compared to the OG, Cloud's mental is breaking faster than it should be, due to Sephiroth meddling earlier on. This shit is hinted all over Remake. Remember that he almost killed some troops before Tifa stopped him. That was the first sign that Cloud is acting way out of line from what we knew of him. Then it finally happened in Rebirth during the Temple. Dude even have the same pose as Sephiroth. Back to the death scene, you're basically experiencing her death from Cloud's eye. That's why the tv breaking sound, is going crazy when he hugged her dead body. It's when illusion Aerith opened her eye, where it stops. Ever since then Cloud acts like Aerith never died.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this game so boring? is it worth finishing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because they insist in this on-rails half jrpg half action game that basically boils down to mashing 1 button for 40 hours.

      >inb4 le turn based was like that

      Turn Based is high IQ. This is just pitiful, an on-rail experience for mouth breathers that want to soiface with cinematics

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >turn based is high iq.
        Holy shit LOL I like the old games because I have to do less obtuse bullshit not more. What, using Phoenix down on zombies is considered skill? Give me a frickin break Not many will finish gilgamesh Island because those fights are fricking stupid. Nothing in a single turn based ff like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Turn Based is high IQ
          It depends on the game. If it was chess or xcom, I might be inclined to agree. But turn-based Final Fantasy combat is not high IQ, lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Turn Based is high IQ.
        lmfao

        The dunning-kruger is strong in this moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This filters the turn-troon that lacks the ability to think in real-time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Turn Based is high IQ.
          lmfao

          The dunning-kruger is strong in this moron.

          >turn based is high iq.
          Holy shit LOL I like the old games because I have to do less obtuse bullshit not more. What, using Phoenix down on zombies is considered skill? Give me a frickin break Not many will finish gilgamesh Island because those fights are fricking stupid. Nothing in a single turn based ff like it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >particles
          >numbers
          >stagger
          >slowmo
          Definitely the master piece of shit lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU DON'T GET IT ANON, TURN BASED REALLY IS HIGH IQ

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sells millions

            This filters the turn-troon that lacks the ability to think in real-time.

            >no sales
            imagine losing to this loool

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus frick. How NOT to play.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >enemies are just damage sponge
          such intriguing gameplay

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where is the fun? Whats so interesting about this enemy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whats so interesting about this enemy?
            Nothing it's a normal enemy and he's fighting it terribly.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Whats so interesting about this enemy?
            Dragon weak to ice therefore he ice. Try to keep up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think FF10 (and FF12) were the only games that tried to do interesting combat encounters, granted they were limited mostly to bosses. FF7 only had ruby weapon that required playing with the materia system (or cheese with kotor)

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, I get why people like FF10's combat system (less so FF12). Every character in FF10 had different speed stats so faster characters had more turns but hit less hard. It made every character feel different.
                Well, FF7 remake/rebirth literally makes every character control differently. Some can only attack long-range. Others can only do short range. Some can do aerial, others can't. In a way, it continued FF10's design philosophy to its natural conclusion. I find that hard not to appreciate.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To me its not about the characters, its about the encounter design itself. Every boss in FF10 is unique and they add something new to the mix, its very enjoyable to play low level, because if you know how to deal with these encounters you can still win. For example my favorite is the infamous filter Evrae which youccan make completely joke by casting reflect on it before its second phase so it can never haste itself (bonus points if you slowed it before). FF12 isnt as in depth as 10, FF12 relies more on preparation where you set up the right gear and gambits and think of every encounter as a puzzle. Other FF games really dont put any thought at all in the encounters. SMT: Nocturne takes FF10 encounter design to new heights.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And to add to this, boss drops are random in ff10 so in every playthrough you have to improvise a bit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >(less so FF12). Every character in FF10 had different speed stats
                >FF7 remake/rebirth literally makes every character control differently. Some can only attack long-range. Others can only do short range. Some can do aerial, others can't.
                at last I truly see

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                embarrassing post.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice anon. This really makes the turn-troon's blood boil. 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >20 seconds to expend yuffies atb
          wow you're bad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot to use blizzard Ninjitsu with Yuffie, but good job otherwise. Synergy attacks are also so much fun, I use them quite often myself.

          I have to go through my recordings to see if I captured any random fights worth uploading.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Constantly stopping the action every five seconds
          Ah yes, the peak of combat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >first combat gameplay clip of rebirth ever posted on Ganker
          >it looks like a barry falseflag
          no wonder it got outsold by kekken 8 lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is he using shortcuts for the special abilities? Can you cast them by using the menu as well?

          I have never played Remake or Rebirth, so I was just wondering.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im not gonna watch his webm but you get 4 shortcuts to put spells/abilities/items per character

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The webm that buckbroke the Remake hate brigade. Jesus Christ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Post random webm with combat
            >Turn-based only noobs go completely bonkers
            Poetry. He knows exactly what he is doing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >noobs
              Nobody says this anymore, especially in this context, is square enix using the same indian shill team as bethesda?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >makes ffxvi look good
          wow. didnt think that was possible.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >constant pausing
          might as well be troonbased combat

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          YOU DON'T GET IT ANON, TURN BASED REALLY IS HIGH IQ

          lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >not spamming Unbridled Strength abilities with Tifa to increase stagger bonus
          >not using Infinity's End with Cloud to lop off huge chunks of health
          >not using Ice Ninjutsu with Yuffie to rapidly fill the stagger gauge
          At least tell me this was recorded on Dynamic difficulty.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am baffled by the autists that think they understand the combat system, when they actually don't. You quite literally can't charge ATB of Tifa and Cloud at the same time.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about? Just use a fully-charged Power Cleave.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can't do all three while the enemy is staggered. Play the game to learn how the combat system actually works.

            Not to mention that this dude was obviously setting up a synergy attack and charging up ATB accordingly. Why? Probably because he felt like it.

            This filters the turn-troon that lacks the ability to think in real-time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The amount of replies this is getting for just being some dude playing Rebirth proves to me that Ganker doesn't fricking play the games they discuss, jesus christ.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ganker is full of poorgays. Of course they haven't played this game.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See? Exactly the same "arguments" as starfield or diablo 4 shills lol.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are replying to Barry and his patented "if you don't like it's because you didn't play it" strategy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait hold on, I thought Barry hated FF16 and FF7 remake, i'm confused now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the first actual gameplay webm posted in WEEKS after release and it looks like this. Thanks i'm going to repost it a lot whenever I see a gay saying the game is good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely don't understand the appeal of having to mash a button to make numbers appear over an enemy a hundred times a second like a monkey pushing a button to recieve endorphin hits

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need to be a npc or redditor to appreciate this kind of cookie clicker gameplay.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >flashy special moves and numbers appearing in turn based games
              >GOOD! MASTERPIECE!! I DON'T CARE EVEN IF THE GAME PLAYS BY ITSELF!!
              >flashy special moves and numbers appearing in real time action game
              >BAD! MASTER PIECE OF SHIT!!! XD XD AMIRITE FELLOW GankerNERS!! LET ME POST MY CRINGEY, troony LOVING YOUTUBER TO VALIDATE MY TWO-DIGIT IQ TAKE! BLACK PEOPLE BAD! WOKE!!
              Kys Black person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't post webms when you don't know how to play the game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Feel free to post your own gameplay if you think the way he plays doesn't make the game look good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kys barry. no one is buying your false flag.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent shizo bait.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ganker thinks this looks bad

          Idk... maybe stick to posting pngs of Tifa.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like masterpiece-o-shit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 10/10 and GOTY but it's not the best JRPG ever or anything like that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it was the ultimate culmination of what Square wanted to do since FF10 but failed due to technological limitations.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ubisoft towers
    >padding padding padding padding
    >dialogue wheels
    >yellow paint
    >arrows so morons don't get lost
    >combat still sucks somehow
    Everyone that likes this slop should be put in concentration camp.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dialogue wheels
      new meme just droped? how is this bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a shitposter but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the dialogue wheels have that classic problem where the prompt will be one thing but the actual answer/dialogue line is taken an entirely different direction.

        Perfect example is Aerith's speech at cosmo canyon, Cloud has the option to 'Smile at her', I picked it thinking it would be a warm gentle smile that prompts her to continue, instead its this goofy fricking grin that makes it look like Cloud is cringing at her speech.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's just autistic, anon. He tried his best but he doesn't know how to convey genuine warmth.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, Cloud-kun do you wanna climb this hill?
        >yes (excited)
        >yes (sulking)
        >I guess (yes)
        >no (I'll say yes later)
        Never seen a game do dialogue wheels well. It's just fluff, designed to waste time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Never seen a game do dialogue wheels well. It's just fluff, designed to waste time.
          I mean, it's Final fricking Fantasy 7, not Baldur's Gate 3 lmao. The dialogue wheel is just there to direct the conversation flow in easy digestible segments - with an occasional impact on your Gold Saucer date.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You just agreed that they're a waste of time and fluff, your post is nothing more than an unironic "AND THATS A GOOD THING!"

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look anon, it's this simple: if it's in the game, its good and I will defend it. You say something bad about something in the game? I tell you you're wrong and do whatever I can to convince you and myself that it's actually good.
              And you won't catch me out. Say ANYTHING bad about it and I'll reply to tell you you're wrong and that thing is good. Try me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just agreed that they're a waste of time and fluff, your post is nothing more than an unironic "AND THATS A GOOD THING!"

                Well it seems jimbo is angry again

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                First post was mine, second one is some sarky b***h

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's jimbo, my bully. Just ignore him. Everyone always does, aside from me.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao, is he ever not?
                every time i come into one of these threads he's always falseflagging and seething

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing I don't understand is there are hundreds of posters here who hate him and easily spot him and call him out but not one of them wants to say what he's mad about or explain how he was wrong about Rebirth. It makes it feel like fewer people are invested in the jimbo posting than there really is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was extremely middle like youngsters say this days

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece... of SHIT!
    KEK

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The second best thing about this fantastic game is that it make turn-troons seethe so much, that they consistently bump Rebirth threads by samegayging.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People that don't share my opinions are samehomosexuals!
      Shut the frick up you swarthy monkey faced Black person
      Go get killed by a truck like the worthless animal that you are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed, grandma.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like the new combat idiot, get a new line and have a nice day

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix is finished

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats happening here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's Yuffie and Sonon's synergised combo in Remake, they're just spamming normal attacks on a staggered enemy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That actually makes the combat look fun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neat dumb trick. I think I will now buy this game. Thank you, anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you're welcome, do you know which game is this tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        please, post the receipt here too 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that Tears of the Kingdom/ Assassin's Creed?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that Tears of the Kingdom/ Assassin's Creed?

          I think it's less offensive in Rebirth tbqh. It doesn't actually reveal the topography of the map - you still have to explore. And at worst each of them just gives you 2-3 new things to go check out (typically either miniboss fights or things to help you with other boss fights in the combat simulator) rather than littering the map with dozens of useless points of ''''''interest'''''. The truly useless POIs you still just have to stumble upon yourself while you're exploring and if you don't wanna do the moronic treasure chest hunts you just move on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This filters the turn-troon that lacks the ability to think in real-time.

      >Ganker thinks this looks bad

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a masterpiece, but why did sales drop 90% in every region from week 2?
    It's the biggest AAA single player flop of the last few years, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FF was never that begin outside of the ps1/ps2 era

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you people love to throw that word around so much.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    still mad that I spent $40 for the fricking piece of shit that is Remake last week

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is why i pirate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this garbage is not even worth pirating

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pirating gives me the pleasure of not enjoying a shit game while not having paid for it. its an odd satisfaction at the end.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Masterpiece
    of shit lol
    Big ol stankin master piece of shit lmao

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redditfantasy 7: Redditbirth

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the time wasting prompts are worse than a lot of MMOs. What the frick were they thinking

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily guess the age of someone who likes this boomer RPG. They dwell in the past and never admit they're outdated. It's a bad game stuck in time, doesn't appeal to zoomers at all. All the FF7 hype is fake, scores rigged by older reviewers. Nostalgia isn't real.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel offended by this. The game caters to the mainstream audience just like any other AAA game.

      moron

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFVII rebirth? I kneel unironically
    Best jrpg since Lost Odyssey

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of shit.
    More like Flatulence Fartasy 7: Diarrhebirth.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The game caters to the mainstream audience just like any other AAA game.
    Then why are there still no sales figures?
    Admit it, boomer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it failed to please the boomer sector and the zoomer sector. SE is so out of touch it's not even funny.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some kind of elaborate plan to ruin my entire being?
    Like, what kind of shit it does that can be considered as 'masterpiece'. What manners of gameplay, world design or story that bereft such accolade?

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FVIIRebirth caters to newcomer and actionslop zoomers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nomura betrayed the OG fanbase

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What next? Rebirth caters to gamers and nerds?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ? that's not what I said moronic c**t

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like how he tries so hard in the beginning to write properly constructed sentences so as not to betray his own argument.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Masterpiece
    Indeed. I can hardly wait to play reunion. 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that run animation
      Looks like aerithsu has a master piece of shit brewing.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of shit that ruins aerith death

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, solid 7/10 tho

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically one of the best FF games made.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally the lowest bar imaginable

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I PRESS LE SYNERGY BUTTON AND ITS LE AWESOME CINEMATIC HAPPENS
    >THIS IS LE FUN

    jfc the absolute state

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, cool so it IS like the old game!

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Masterpiece of shit kek

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah
    On my Sincere-Cynical and Shallow-Thoughtful axes of fanservice, FF7 Remake and Rebirth are both firmly in the Sincere-Shallow quadrant

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    of shit.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to do all the side content before doing Chapter 13, but the damn Head Case intel mission is so broken and frustrating I gave up and just finished the game. Combat mechanics totally at odds with the objectives since you can’t control party member AI to not attack sleeping enemies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get 2 Enfeeblement Rings. From there it is easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, this mission is hard for all the wrong reasons. I eventually did it solo with Barret for his high HP and defenses. Took me 40 frustrating minutes of just running around the perimeter taking potshots at the Mindflayer and restarting every time one of those self-destructing chucklefricks got their slithering mitts on me. I'm doing the advanced colosseum challenges right now and as sanity-fraying as they are, I still don't think they're as bullshit as Head Case.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Aerith's death in the original is a reminder that death is sudden, crueld and leaves us hurting
    >Sakuguchi intentionally wanted the player to feel like Aerith was truly gone, with a role in the larty never replaced
    >trilogy might unironically bring Aerith back to life
    Emotionally infantile and fragile consumers can't handle uncomfortable content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's dead in the livestream as far as I'm concerned but can affect things like Sephiroth.
      Part 3 will have her appear at the end for sure, probably along with Zack to team with cloud against shirtless sephiroth.
      Also OG ending had cloud say to tifa about meeting aerith in the promised land, so that will happen in part 3 for them say goodbye all over again as its so overdone at this point.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh larry melty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Larry?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        basically bizarro-barry. he always loses, but especially to turn-based because that makes him the most mad.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like masterpiece of shit

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flops to xvi
    masterpiece of shit loool

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Its falseflagging rebirthgay trying to get this thread auto-saged

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    masterpiece of dogshit

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1/3rd of a game
    I'll get it when they finish it on ps6

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the game, minus the ending because I'm annoyed they didn't commit harder to changing things (not the death necessarily), but I can't help but fill like this game felt like filler. Part 1 was clearly a big set up and the ending left a lot of unanswered questions. Rebirth starts immediately by going "remember aeriths fun future sight and the whole defying fate thing? thats done now don't worry about that." Just to then do it again at the end with the rainbow shit. Barett Yuffie and Nanaki got some great story bits but the rest just felt weaker than I was hoping. I really would have rather just waited another year or two and had parts 2/3 be the rest of the game than have this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only that the retcons are all moronic and nibbleheim 2024 its worse than crisis core if you ignore genesis

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game was a strong 9/10 for me before the Temple but now it might drop to 8/10, chapter 13 is a slog after you beat Red Dragon.

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Below 7K sales this week. Its a flop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you it only needs a out 7k sales to btfo SMRPG's launch. Turn-troons finna get btfo

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard mode just sounds miserable, especially after some of those regular difficulty boss fights. Why would I ever touch it?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Masterpiece

    > Cant slot more than 2elemental inmunities witht the gay nerfed materia system compared to og

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >look at that cover! Zack is literally one of the 3 key parts of it, I'm sure they deceived us and half the game is playing as Zack
    >maybe he will be able to save Aerith, after all, they destroyed predestined fate

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There had better be an equivalent to the gold saucer date in part 3, I need to have a heart to heart with my boy Cait Sith.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah.
    Open world and its activities suck.
    Chadley sucks.
    Combat is good but the rpg elements are there to basically just waste your time without adding anything meaningful to the experience. The entire folio system is dogshit and skills from it should have come with level ups.
    Materia is good but nothing sucks more than going to a fight with a wrong loadout and having to load a save to be able to change to a correct one.
    Most minigames are bad. QB and Chocobo Racing are the only decent ones.
    Writing for characters is good, but sometimes during the man story and side stories it feels like the writers are talking down to the player because of how sanitized it tends to feel. Feels like it's written for 6yo kids or something.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If someone says something positive about the game, they don't have to explain themselves. If someone says something negative about the game they must be questioned into submission before inevitably having their point dismissed.

    This is the way. This is how we win.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker thinks this looks bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It looks moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was the point of giving cloud a giant ass sword if he's gonna swing around it like a keyblade that doesn't weight anything?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is fine since this is the tutorial level, but I would have cleaved the Velociwing with brave and then used focused thrust to stagger him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use your ATB and you're good. You'll get the hang of it soon enough. 🙂

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >replace the open world, hunting for treasures materia and killing and stealing and morphing monsters and minibosses, raising chocobos to sequence break and get cool items with fricking ubisoft towers and combat simulators

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >replace spamming matra magic and beta for the entire game with actual gameplay
      Rebirth won.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Button mashing is not an improvement.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Go button mash on Rufus and come back to me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everything but raising chocobos is still there and then some, you're just laser focusing on the things you don't like.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is nothing special. I'm eager to believe that it's just a case of Sony paying reviewers to give it a better score.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >good reviews don't count when it doesn't suit my narrative
      ok

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want this gameplay in every new FF going forward and I hope that part 3 uses the auto traversal mechanic for progression more. the directional climbing gimmick that appears at the very end on the vines should be used to climb all kinds of surfaces in the overworld. they did a good job adding new ways to traverse but there's still too much just moving forward up and down. you can design areas and puzzles around that style of climbing where you have to find your way up and around hazards and making jumps. no yellow bricks pls.
    more swappable party profiles. swappable materia profiles. drop chadley. new PHS system that manages intel, scanning, taking photos, and all of your combat trials and missions and the map. if you must keep chadley or mai, let the player choose which one they want and keep them on the PHS only. no Chadley magically showing up at every single town when he could just be on the phone exclusively. design unique little phone models for each character. allow the ability to hot swap between all party members at any time ALA the costa del sol cactuar caper mission where you can switch between Aerith and Tifa whenever you want.

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Woah... Gankerpander man didn't like a game...unbelievable...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay mad troon synthetic man completely destroyed this game with his review

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Black person, i'm totally assblasted by literallywhos #31425 clickbait review

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SyntheticBlack person is a mutt that literally watches gay porn and sucks rubber wieners while in his goon cave. I doubt anybody is surprised that this moron doesn't like the game.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're just making shit up cuz he ass blasted your favorite jap shit game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ass blasting games like i ass blast my anus with big black dildos
            t. synthetic queer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >defending a troony lover
            Kek. Cuckservatives always flips the switch everytime it's convenient for them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He is actually shilling for my favorite jap game, Dragon's Dogma 2!

            I bet every Black person in this game makes him think about his black dildo.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, meanwhile he shills a way worse game with more repetitive side content than FF rebirth lmao

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't know how I feel about Rebirth, just like with Remake I liked it a lot at first but ended up feeling mixed. I'll probably grind whatever is left in the game and forget all about it until new DLC or the last game in the trilogy drops

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tifa booba in the thumbnail
    gotta get dem views homie

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My man dxtr_ exposed this game. Imagine playing this trash.

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't call it a masterpiece but is still a really good game.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We only care about what Max thinks here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he call the game shit? if no, i don't care.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It did sell like shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but what about Max's opinion? Sales don't matter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "One of the greatest games ever made". Pretty expected for a FF7 fanboy.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of shit

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its literally my favorite FF game now and the first good mainline FF since 12

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure Nomura-KINO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *Nojima

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Says its one the best games ever made
    >Says he hated the ending for a few minutes
    >Changes opinion after seeing explanation videos and other people's theories
    >Plays victim after prople shit on him for his obvious shill flipfloping

    the DOOD deserved the hate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love how people made shit up inside their head just to justify their autistic headcanon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >says he hated the ending for a few minutes

      ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see why people can't see he's just another random guy playing the game trying to make sense of things
          This whole moronic cult of "yeah bro I gotta wait on max's thoughts for this" has been fricking absurd

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's way too much content, and most of it isn't that bad, even the sidequests are pretty good and take you to new areas, give you new boss fights, new character interactions etc

    The only one that looks like a slog is the chocobo race, there's like 30 of them and they all seem braindead if you have the latest chocobo and have the chocobo gear , it's just a matter of grind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game would flow much better if it wasn't littered with so much bullshit. You can see the design quota clear as fricking day. Each mini-game must be used no less than 4 times. Every proto-relic quest must be 4 parts per region, etc. And it doesn't help that doing so much in this game is a complete and total fricking slog.
      >countless hold L2 and drag item to thing while you slowly lumber around
      >resting at benches takes 15-20 seconds
      >you're rooted in place every time you complete any open zone objective
      >chadley constantly calls you to piss you off
      >entering and exiting the buggy
      >entering and exiting the bronco
      >the same fricking cutscene that plays every time you activate a tower
      >the exact same timed button press for every single life spring
      >climbing rocks, ropes and ladders
      >unskippable cutscenes in bossfights (please, PLEASE stop fricking doing this)
      And there's gotta be at least 20 more things that just waste your fricking time.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unskippable cutscenes in bossfights
        I love wasting every atb charge through no fault of my own

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if all the repetitive busy work will hurt the games rep after the honeymoon wears off.

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only on PS5
    Playstation has no games so this is a movie, and movies suck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am really enjoying it.
      But I feel like for every enhancement, there is also a mistake. Both with gameplay and story.

      I love the idea of Cloud turning on Tifa, but the consequences were nothing. She should have acted afraid of Cloud untill his schizophrenic confession.

      The technology is all retro futuristic in design, but not for chadley and random shinra holographic shit.

      The battle system is perfect, but there is still stupid slow walking segments despite the improvement to loading times on the PS5.

      PWNED

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am really enjoying it.
    But I feel like for every enhancement, there is also a mistake. Both with gameplay and story.

    I love the idea of Cloud turning on Tifa, but the consequences were nothing. She should have acted afraid of Cloud untill his schizophrenic confession.

    The technology is all retro futuristic in design, but not for chadley and random shinra holographic shit.

    The battle system is perfect, but there is still stupid slow walking segments despite the improvement to loading times on the PS5.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just ask anyone who talks shit about the ending about the stamps
    They will admit their ignorance and stupidity to you

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Story is a mess
    >Combat is generic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >story is expanded but mostly the same
      >combat is amazing

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