Meanwhile in Bizarro?

Meanwhile in Bizarro Ganker...

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love videogames and I respect everybody's subjective opinions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LPWP

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Ganker so full of redditors i have clicked like 4 different threads and its just 30 year olds making their chungus references and saying snarky one liners for karma
    ?????????????????????????????
    this isnt a bizarro Ganker post. i find myself currently on bizarro Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Phoneposters. It's more difficult and time consuming to type on phone so they just resort to shitty meme buzzwords and low effort bait.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying i haven't been making snarky one liners no one finds funny since 2007

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you reply "nice one good sir" to other people's snarky one liners?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only if you do the needful

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i am gay and have two boyfriends

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Catalog is 99% game threads and only 1% shitposts.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate multiplayer and pay to win games and I really, really hate gacha. I love Elden Ring.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They finally show Bridget new design. What do we think?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks beautiful and is trans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        they said that they're a man and they have a modeled bulge so I'm going to wait until it's confirmed

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ugh I really hate you straight pride hets. Yeah we get it you enjoy copulating with the opposite sex and being proud of the body you were born into.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            trolls just get lazier and lazier
            at least try to be in character a bit more, maybe study a couple hours of twitter posts

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fine, you're right, that post of mine was a bit lackluster. I will take your advice, thank you for the kind input.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no problem, i only want to help and make it so in the future you get the (you)s you deserve

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever happens, I will respect the creator's choice, and I look forward to all the pleasant interactions we, as a fan community, will have!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Huzzah! Hear hear, well spoken!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you, dear friend and fellow anon! I am off to play video games on my video game console, which is my favorite way to consume my favorite entertainment medium!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My friend, you are nothing but a pleasure! May your playthroughs always be complete, and your sessions relaxed and bring you great respite!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man i hate playing videogames

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 3 is bad

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post some thin vidya grils pls

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAPCOM STOP MAKING MEGAMAN X 50 AND LEGEND 10 GIVE ME DMC 2 IT HAS BEEN 15 YEARS ALREADY

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The jannies always delete only the most offtopic threads, and wouldn't bother deleting wholesome threads related to videogames or videogame characters.
    They're great at deleting bait threads too.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm completely sane and not at all miserable to the point of suicide.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Boco! You're welcome to stick around as long as you want.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish developers put more trans folks in my games

  13. 2 months ago
    ωRICE

    I don't ever want another .hack// game again.
    My name is BUTT rice and not Ohm Rice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't dare to think that your name was uWu Rice.

  14. 2 months ago
    Noco

    Has anybody seen my normal universe counterpart? I’ll describe myself, so you know who to look out for:
    I’m 6”5, not that in reverse. Remember that, please.
    I am not obsessed with a cartoon female.
    I have had sex recently, and with more that one women.
    My penis is not shorter than 5 inches.
    I’m not autistic.
    I’m not ugly.
    I don’t use my Tripcode for attention, because Ganker isn’t the only thing I have left in life after losing the genetic lottery, and failing to make the best of what I was given.

    Thanks guys - sometimes he can get a bit confused and lost, you if might see him posting in threads mentioning Morrigan, but sometimes he just pops up in the weirdest places! If seen, don’t approach him suddenly, he gets frightened by normally proportioned humans.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I hate this game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bizarro am hating spending no time playing video games

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3x3 threads now actually have more than the same 20-30 games every single time
    >They won't get called buzzwords when they actually have a game that isn't just Ganker-core in their chart

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you ladies stop the oil lathered on your giant bare breast from dripping onto the controller 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men don't like giant oiled-up tits, silly. You don't need to go that far.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... Bizarro Ganker is just Harmony Ganker? We need a new Robot Unicorn Attack...

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN REGGIN

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STOP POSTING SPOILERS FOR moron 2 FUCK NOW I KNOW HOW TYRONE FUCKS STACY, THIS IS GOTY 2074 AND YOU DO THIS SHIT NOOOOOOOO

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'2 in height, have olive-green skin and i possess an aura of harmony and love
    And for only 300.000$ i'll clone you. Just talk to me at 2pm in the afternoon.
    Thats when i'm chasing Hale-Bopp in my U.F.O

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPEN THE ANIMAL CROSSING SUBREDDIT THE LEAD SOUND DESIGNER IS DOING AN AMA AAAHHHHHH

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    maleanon here, I'm playing Sims rn

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not hate females, I do consider them females and I do not think they are living on easy mode with cheats on. I also don't think all females are lying cheating whores who get everything handed to them. I do think females can be lonely. I do think females can be sad or even depressed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow bro you must be an attractive sex god. good for you. wanna share your secrets with us?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, friend. In order to be successful with women you need to respect them. Don't worry, bro, they are much less shallow than men and what really matters is your personality! And they are so trustworthy and loyal!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks bro. i'm so ravished by your post, i'm gonna gift my soon to be wife 300$. She is a very popular Streamer and the way she said my username after my last gift made me realize she loves me too. Woman are a gift, so i gift them back. Thanks anon for the kind words.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People talking about their favorite video games, waifus and western games are still good like in the PS2 Era.
    Dreamcast 3 is the best console ever and Shenmue 6 the epilogue of a great saga.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man, The Witcher remake is going to be sick in Red Engine! I can't wait to see all the interactive NPC's! Imagine the different joinable factions!

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't leave

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's cool if the games I like get popular.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >14 reviews
      I will make this number get bigger

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone down for a 6 player freestyle showdown on Tokyo Megaplex?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love multiplayer games. Anyone want to talk about one of the best and funnest multiplayer games Dark Souls. Specially it's latest incarnation, Elden Ring? They just dropped a very nice pvp balancing patch.

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