why is Ganker so full of redditors i have clicked like 4 different threads and its just 30 year olds making their chungus references and saying snarky one liners for karma
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this isnt a bizarro Ganker post. i find myself currently on bizarro Ganker
Thank you, dear friend and fellow anon! I am off to play video games on my video game console, which is my favorite way to consume my favorite entertainment medium!
2 years ago
Anonymous
My friend, you are nothing but a pleasure! May your playthroughs always be complete, and your sessions relaxed and bring you great respite!
The jannies always delete only the most offtopic threads, and wouldn't bother deleting wholesome threads related to videogames or videogame characters.
They're great at deleting bait threads too.
Has anybody seen my normal universe counterpart? I’ll describe myself, so you know who to look out for:
I’m 6”5, not that in reverse. Remember that, please.
I am not obsessed with a cartoon female.
I have had sex recently, and with more that one women.
My penis is not shorter than 5 inches.
I’m not autistic.
I’m not ugly.
I don’t use my Tripcode for attention, because Ganker isn’t the only thing I have left in life after losing the genetic lottery, and failing to make the best of what I was given.
Thanks guys - sometimes he can get a bit confused and lost, you if might see him posting in threads mentioning Morrigan, but sometimes he just pops up in the weirdest places! If seen, don’t approach him suddenly, he gets frightened by normally proportioned humans.
>3x3 threads now actually have more than the same 20-30 games every single time >They won't get called buzzwords when they actually have a game that isn't just Ganker-core in their chart
I'm 5'2 in height, have olive-green skin and i possess an aura of harmony and love
And for only 300.000$ i'll clone you. Just talk to me at 2pm in the afternoon.
Thats when i'm chasing Hale-Bopp in my U.F.O
I do not hate females, I do consider them females and I do not think they are living on easy mode with cheats on. I also don't think all females are lying cheating prostitutes who get everything handed to them. I do think females can be lonely. I do think females can be sad or even depressed.
Of course, friend. In order to be successful with women you need to respect them. Don't worry, bro, they are much less shallow than men and what really matters is your personality! And they are so trustworthy and loyal!
thanks bro. i'm so ravished by your post, i'm gonna gift my soon to be wife 300$. She is a very popular Streamer and the way she said my username after my last gift made me realize she loves me too. Woman are a gift, so i gift them back. Thanks anon for the kind words.
People talking about their favorite video games, waifus and western games are still good like in the PS2 Era.
Dreamcast 3 is the best console ever and Shenmue 6 the epilogue of a great saga.
I love multiplayer games. Anyone want to talk about one of the best and funnest multiplayer games Dark Souls. Specially it's latest incarnation, Elden Ring? They just dropped a very nice pvp balancing patch.
I love videogames and I respect everybody's subjective opinions.
LPWP
why is Ganker so full of redditors i have clicked like 4 different threads and its just 30 year olds making their chungus references and saying snarky one liners for karma
?????????????????????????????
this isnt a bizarro Ganker post. i find myself currently on bizarro Ganker
Phoneposters. It's more difficult and time consuming to type on phone so they just resort to shitty meme buzzwords and low effort bait.
>implying i haven't been making snarky one liners no one finds funny since 2007
do you reply "nice one good sir" to other people's snarky one liners?
only if you do the needful
i am gay and have two boyfriends
>Catalog is 99% game threads and only 1% shitposts.
I hate multiplayer and pay to win games and I really, really hate gacha. I love Elden Ring.
They finally show Bridget new design. What do we think?
She looks beautiful and is trans
they said that they're a man and they have a modeled bulge so I'm going to wait until it's confirmed
Ugh I really hate you straight pride hets. Yeah we get it you enjoy copulating with the opposite sex and being proud of the body you were born into.
trolls just get lazier and lazier
at least try to be in character a bit more, maybe study a couple hours of twitter posts
Fine, you're right, that post of mine was a bit lackluster. I will take your advice, thank you for the kind input.
no problem, i only want to help and make it so in the future you get the (you)s you deserve
Whatever happens, I will respect the creator's choice, and I look forward to all the pleasant interactions we, as a fan community, will have!
Huzzah! Hear hear, well spoken!
Thank you, dear friend and fellow anon! I am off to play video games on my video game console, which is my favorite way to consume my favorite entertainment medium!
My friend, you are nothing but a pleasure! May your playthroughs always be complete, and your sessions relaxed and bring you great respite!
man i hate playing videogames
Fallout 3 is bad
Someone post some thin vidya grils pls
CAPCOM STOP MAKING MEGAMAN X 50 AND LEGEND 10 GIVE ME DMC 2 IT HAS BEEN 15 YEARS ALREADY
The jannies always delete only the most offtopic threads, and wouldn't bother deleting wholesome threads related to videogames or videogame characters.
They're great at deleting bait threads too.
I'm completely sane and not at all miserable to the point of suicide.
Hello Boco! You're welcome to stick around as long as you want.
I wish developers put more trans folks in my games
I don't ever want another .hack// game again.
My name is BUTT rice and not Ohm Rice.
I wouldn't dare to think that your name was uWu Rice.
Has anybody seen my normal universe counterpart? I’ll describe myself, so you know who to look out for:
I’m 6”5, not that in reverse. Remember that, please.
I am not obsessed with a cartoon female.
I have had sex recently, and with more that one women.
My penis is not shorter than 5 inches.
I’m not autistic.
I’m not ugly.
I don’t use my Tripcode for attention, because Ganker isn’t the only thing I have left in life after losing the genetic lottery, and failing to make the best of what I was given.
Thanks guys - sometimes he can get a bit confused and lost, you if might see him posting in threads mentioning Morrigan, but sometimes he just pops up in the weirdest places! If seen, don’t approach him suddenly, he gets frightened by normally proportioned humans.
Damn I hate this game
Me too
Bizarro am hating spending no time playing video games
>3x3 threads now actually have more than the same 20-30 games every single time
>They won't get called buzzwords when they actually have a game that isn't just Ganker-core in their chart
how do you ladies stop the oil lathered on your giant bare breast from dripping onto the controller 🙁
Men don't like giant oiled-up breasts, silly. You don't need to go that far.
So... Bizarro Ganker is just Harmony Ganker? We need a new Robot Unicorn Attack...
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STOP POSTING SPOILERS FOR Black person 2 FRICK NOW I KNOW HOW TYRONE FRICKS STACY, THIS IS GOTY 2074 AND YOU DO THIS SHIT NOOOOOOOO
I'm 5'2 in height, have olive-green skin and i possess an aura of harmony and love
And for only 300.000$ i'll clone you. Just talk to me at 2pm in the afternoon.
Thats when i'm chasing Hale-Bopp in my U.F.O
OPEN THE ANIMAL CROSSING SUBREDDIT THE LEAD SOUND DESIGNER IS DOING AN AMA AAAHHHHHH
maleanon here, I'm playing Sims rn
I do not hate females, I do consider them females and I do not think they are living on easy mode with cheats on. I also don't think all females are lying cheating prostitutes who get everything handed to them. I do think females can be lonely. I do think females can be sad or even depressed.
wow bro you must be an attractive sex god. good for you. wanna share your secrets with us?
Of course, friend. In order to be successful with women you need to respect them. Don't worry, bro, they are much less shallow than men and what really matters is your personality! And they are so trustworthy and loyal!
thanks bro. i'm so ravished by your post, i'm gonna gift my soon to be wife 300$. She is a very popular Streamer and the way she said my username after my last gift made me realize she loves me too. Woman are a gift, so i gift them back. Thanks anon for the kind words.
Black person
People talking about their favorite video games, waifus and western games are still good like in the PS2 Era.
Dreamcast 3 is the best console ever and Shenmue 6 the epilogue of a great saga.
Oh man, The Witcher remake is going to be sick in Red Engine! I can't wait to see all the interactive NPC's! Imagine the different joinable factions!
THE EARTH IS ROUND!!!
Please don't leave
I think it's cool if the games I like get popular.
>14 reviews
I will make this number get bigger
Anyone down for a 6 player freestyle showdown on Tokyo Megaplex?
I love multiplayer games. Anyone want to talk about one of the best and funnest multiplayer games Dark Souls. Specially it's latest incarnation, Elden Ring? They just dropped a very nice pvp balancing patch.