>Miyamoto vetoed "Walupeach"

>Miyamoto vetoed "Walupeach"
I will never forgive him

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    his reasoning is sound

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waluigi has to be the most pointless Mario character ever. Miyamoto should have cut him off too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the two leads having troublemaking rivals makes sense, they did that idea in the first Mario movie with the Scapellis. The most pointless Mario character is fucking Birdo who is only kept around for ugly romance jokes and extra Mario 2 representation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The most pointless Mario character is fucking Birdo who is only kept around for ugly romance jokes and extra Mario 2 representation

        Trannabe is the one forcing Birdo into all the Mario games. He is a contrarian agent that wants to spread chudism.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Birdo's been in most Mario spin-offs ever since it was introduced, you fucking goober.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i always thought it was interesting how mario 2 characters got absorbed into everything else, considering how they werent designed for mario.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bombombs and shyguys are two of the most iconic Mario enemies and they originated from DDP. Think of how different Mario games would be if the SMB2 reskin didn't happen. Things like Bombomb Battlefield in Mario 64 would have never happened.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                on jit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Birdo who is only kept around for ugly romance jokes
          This is necessary

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. Birdo is from actual mainline Mario games, while Waluigi was always a lame idea and condemned to spinoffs. Waluigi has nothing to offer the series beyond being Wario's Tennis partner.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Waluigi has nothing to offer the series beyond being Wario's Tennis partner
          Waluigi is just evil Luigi, that's a fair enough partner for Wario for anything
          >Birdo is from actual mainline Mario games
          Birdo was literally only in Mario 2 and its remake and they had no idea what to do with it afterwards. They tried pairing it up with Toad in Wario's Woods, then Yoshi in spin-offs in the 2000's but nobody cared it and now it's just the token chud meme of the Mario series.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it's just the token chud meme of the Mario series
            What is Vivian for $500

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A chud who only appeared in one game total, unlike Birdo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's one more real Mario game than Waluigi has ever been in. That alone gives Birdo more cred.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've no idea why Wario even bothers coming to main Mario universe, he has a much better cast of characters in his games. At this point they need to find another partner for Waluigi, like that garden gnome from Demolition Crew.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wario, DK, and Bowser are all way too cool for that so it's a little more balanced when they're all there together. Luigi's alright.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i only ever really thought he was lame because i didnt get the name pun at the time. if you dont get that it just sounds fuckin stoopid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Birdo is from actual mainline Mario games
          She's from Doki Doki Panic, retard.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All the developers of Super Mario Bros. was working on Doki Doki Panic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A game they legally can't release anymore since Fuji TV owns the cartoon Arabs and was essentially adapted from an older "Vertical scrolling platformer" prototype the Mario team made.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only kept around for ugly romance jokes
        Okamas are funny
        >extra Mario 2 representation.
        The most based classic Super Mario Bros, so that's good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you, Waluigi is my go to in Mario Party.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats the point of any character? why is mario not just a minesweeper clone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whats the point of any character?
        To serve a narrative purpose, like dansel-on-distress or villain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's funny and kino and that's all that matters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why isn't Warrio called Wamarrio?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck you don't diss my boy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people who like waluigi are peak reddit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rosalina exists gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Waluigi has to be the most reddit character of all time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post and most of the responses scream samefag

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Wario are funny comic relief villains, so seethe you retard. It's saddening that a so-called "spinoff filler character" leaves more of an impact than most Mario characters, hell even Mario and Luigi are shit compared to the Wario Bros. My boy needs a game, or at least a main role in a new Wario Land.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never ever. Keep begging Reggie for it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wario Land will get a new entry that will go back to a Wario Land 3 style of gameplay, but with Wario Land 4 movement. It will also have Waluigi as a playable character, similar to how you could play Luigi after beating the game. It will release soon, and we will not cope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The opening cutscenes of the gamecube sports games are proof enough that Waluigi has a role to play in the mario series, he is far from the most superfluous character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo could give him a point if they weren't fucking cowards.
      Where's my Wario & Waluigi: Partners in Crime game? Where's my mainstream Mario game where Wario and Waluigi are the primary antagonists instead of Bowser?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, he only exists as spinoff fodder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They literally said the same thing about Luigi back then
        >just a palette swap
        >different colored mario
        It was only until he got his own game that his character as a whole was fleshed out.
        Do the same for Waluigi or include him in a Wario Land game, and you'll fix the problem of these arguments. Simple as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waluigi is fun because he gives Wario something to focus his chaotic energy on. They comprise a dramaturgical dyad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waruiji can be interpreted as "bad man" (悪いじ) in Japanese.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's doronjo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doronjo deez nuts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go away jamal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      classic jap kids cartoon, villainness plus laurel and hardy up to no good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It could have been the next Bowsette.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Should have been. Bowsette was fucking stupid and unappealing, at least this would have looked good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bowsette was fucking stupid and unappealing,
            wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a sexy woman. of course Miyamoto is against it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what is Pauline
          >what is wanting Peach in 3D World because he found cat girls sexy
          >what is Krystal's modern design because Miyamoto wanted Star Fox to have sex appeal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally the reason why peach is playable in 3d world is because he finds cat girls sexy retard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We were ROBBED

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's what she's good at doing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >good at

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jessie from team rocket is based off of her

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so is Tron Bonne

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are now aware that there have been numerous attempts to make her (or her likeness) a good guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The sexy villain from yatterman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boyacky (left) looks like Waluigi and Tonzura (right) looks like Wario so Miyamoto would be on the money if they made a sexy villainess "Walupeach".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait what the FUCK is going on here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Average everyday saturday morning cartoon baddies. Invented in the 70s by Tatsunoko Productions, designed by Yoshitaka Amano. Became a cultural icon.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Yoshitaka Amano
            Wait what

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait until you find out Kunio Okawara designed all the wacky robots for the franchise before he got tasked to make the designs for Gundam.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know Amano worked back in tatsunoko

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like how the logo is cut off just enough so that you can't tell whether it's saying clickhole or cuckhole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't they just use Captain Syrup? Put her with both Wario and Waluigi, and you've got a trio of begruding baddies trying to outdo one another for power.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Funny enough when they did lean on Wario stuff for a game, they just jumped to Wario Land 3 because it was the most recent at the time. For a brief horrible moment in history, Rudy the Clown was almost Wario's new recurring villain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think that's Wario's problem. It's too spontaneous, cartoonishly zany and most importantly intentionally grotesque for what Nintendo probably wants to be seen as (Which I'm sure the Irony that the feared leader of the ruddy pirate band was a normal looking woman wasn't lost on the devs either). Shake It was like the first real continuity the series has had since 2 and the even then the designs were toned down a lot from 4. Like for example the obvious marioisms of the plot like a monster king and a princess just skewed by the fact Wario doesn't give a fuck about either....and it still failed.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wario Land series should have continued to be Nintendo's more "mature" Mario platformer equivalent, I mean we have DKC still sorta, why is Wario relegated to minigame hell?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hot take: it failed BECAUSE it was toned down! Wario land GBA and warioware are both wacky as fuck and both succeeded!

              Wario's a freak puncher! It's what he does! And always has done!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The same person who got this article attention also had linked another one where Wario's own creator dislikes how much the character "stays on model" these days and is at his best when people just do whatever with him.
                https://www.ndw.jp/wario-interview-220913/
                >—— ワリオ作品は、清武さんが監修をされているとお聞きしましたが、その際のこだわりのポイントなどはありますか?

                >清武 マリオだとこうじゃなきゃいけないという形があるんですけど、ワリオはもっと幅が広いキャラクターでいいと思っているんです。例えば今は2.5頭身ぐらいですけど、頭がとても小さい9頭身のワリオがいても、個人的にはいいと思っています。キャラが成立するかどうかはおいておいて、あまり固めたものよりは広く、絵柄のタッチも含めて変えてくれた方がいいなとは思っていますね。

                Trivia from the old interview: Even the name "Wario" was more or less a placeholder, and just one that stayed on to final.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and keep in mind: "these days" was back in 2008!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The real answer is because Captain Syrup has never had a 3D model to easily reuse assets from. It's also why you'll never see the other Wario characters either.

          It's a real shame since Captain Syrup fits perfectly with the rest of the cast, and her redesign in Shake It blatantly makes her align with the design philosophy of the other Mario woman (especially Pauline).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boyacky (left) looks like Waluigi and Tonzura (right) looks like Wario so Miyamoto would be on the money if they made a sexy villainess "Walupeach".

      jessie from team rocket is based off of her

      yeah I feel like not enough people know about how these 3 are basically responsible for the mere existence of Wario, Waluigi, and Team Rocket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all these anons who never played TvC
      WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED, FUCK MIYAMOTO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting mario secondaries associate the trio villain to wa-OCs

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God if there was a Walupeach on the same level as Doronjo my dick would never be the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, shame it never happened, though I get why Shiggy didn't want something that derivative.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto is probably the greatest saboteur in the history of video games

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peach already has a Wario counterpart: Daisy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s the Luigi of the girls

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, they could've made Grandis instead oh wait I forgot Gunstar Heroes beat them to it already

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grandis is just Doronjo too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, she has Blues Brothers as her minions instead of Laurel and Hardy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah, she has Blues Brothers as her minions instead of Laurel and Hardy.
          I don't know shit about anime but this sounds incredible.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And which ones are Wario & Waluigi?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Milky Holmes is... LE DORONJO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Every fucking gag trio on Japanese media from 80's onwards is a copy of the fucking Doronbo, thia is not my opinion is a fact.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this the anime where the fat guy marries the e-boi?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck are you talking about? It was tall guy, and he waited for her to hit puberty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nadia might be my favorite original anime series. I always skip the low-quality filler arcs, though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you want some quality cope and seethe, remind /co/ that Disney ripped off Atlantis from Nadia. Though Nadia is a rip-off of Castle in the Sky, so there's that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Great setup for a stealth thread, I'll spring that on them later.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They both ripped off the same shit: Jules Verne novels and Edgar Cayce's schizo ramblings about Atlantis having magic crystal powered tech.
          Nadia just went for more toku and Space Battleship aesthetics while Disney leaned on Harper Goff's 20K designs and Hellboy comics.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I always skip the low-quality filler arcs, though.
        I skipped from 23 to 35, but did watch 30. Not even the same director. Everything else (and the omakes) is stellar.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll include 30 next time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got stuck on the part when they got stuck on the Island and she became an annoying bitch, I should pick it back up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that's the part you're supposed to skip, it's outsourced garbage that wasn't part of the series plan.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When does it end?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The filler is 23-35, but watch 30.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a pretty funny reason for the veto though. Never noticed Wario and Waluigi are just Tonzura and Boyacky.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based.
    Miyamoto knew that you can't improve on perfection so no need to try.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only autistic retards mad
    Here's a hint: if you feel the impulse to fill out nonexistent categories in character rosters with your own shit, you are a slopeater

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, every girl in Mario franchise is pure sex, why wouldn't we want another one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not make a peach clone but evil, stupid, clumsy and witha mustache?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I know it's gonna be just like Doranjo, so don't bother
    Is there anything worse than someone who sniffs their own farts so hard that they feel the need to immediately veto ideas before even seeing the pitch? What makes his time so valuable that he would waste the time the team spent on the pitch just to save time for himself?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, he was right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they had just literally been approved for Waluigi to pair up with Wario and now they were like "hey so an evil Peach..." doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out where you're going.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sounds like it was rejected for not being creative. It's pretty obvious to see how the trio of villain doppelganger baddies would form once you add in the female counterpart, even if Wapeach wouldn't act like Doronjo conceptually the end goal is pretty much the same.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A trio might have been fun but it also might have denied us all the Wario/Waluigi duo fan art and memes the years have gifted us.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it also had the ability to demote Wario and Waluigi as just forever lackeys, so I'm kinda glad it didn't happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's japanese and nips are never wrong because muh honor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You want smart independent "evil" Girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >LMAO WHAT IF IT WAS MARIO....BUT EVIL??
      >LMAO WHAT IF IT WAS LUIGI....BUT EVIL??
      >new intern starts
      >ignores his actual responsibility to work on fanfiction
      >annoy literally everyone in the office till you finally get a meeting with the boss
      >'i have a cool and original idea! here it is:'
      >>LMAO WHAT IF IT WAS PEACH....BUT EVIL??
      im surprised the retard wasnt killed on the spot

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rare correct decision from him

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >noooo how could he veto a useless coomer character?!?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, he's not wrong. That's more or less the only real natual end point an evil Peach can go, outside of some fat tyrant queen or something.

    It's probably for the best though, since chances are Wario would've lost any sense of identity he has just to fill that Time Boman comedic trio niche along with Waluigi and Warupeach.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought there was already a Wapeach in a manga from the early 90s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that was a corrupted Daisy (who was now "Waru-Daisy")

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        UNF

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt daisy fill this niche?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Obnoxious" and "evil" aren't the same thing.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no need to give her an evil counterpart. Peach is already a woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heard someone say Peach

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was right. Evil Peach is fucking lazy and entering autistic OC donut steel territory. Daisy and Waluigi were already bad enough.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walupeach would just be bitch

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Evil Woman" is a redundancy.
    >Verification not required.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they hated her for her tgirl swag

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walupeach

    Isn’t that just Captain Syrup? Camelot should have just used her.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for Miyamoto to finally fuck off and drop dead, he's been nothing more than a shitstain on everything he's touched for the last 20 years

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Wario Equivalent of a princess already exists, it's Princess Shokora from Wario Land 4.
    If you have never played it, you should, it's a fucking amazing game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wario's only love interest is money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should play Wario Land 4, her kiss is what makes Wario legit blush.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Wario Equivalent of a princess already exists, it's Princess Shokora from Wario Land 4.
          If you have never played it, you should, it's a fucking amazing game.

          >not the true form
          Lame.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Forgot pic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Me on the right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CHADrio

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Can't unsee Wario bitting tits

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        learn the lore

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I don't see the point in having loads of "bad" versions of characters.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source is a reposting of an old interview from 2008:
    https://www.ndw.jp/waluigi-interview-221021/
    The particular section in question:
    >—— OKが出たときの感想はいかがでした?
    >秀五 うそぉ〜!? 通るんだ!! って(笑)。それで、いいものを作れば任天堂もOKしてくれるんだってわかったので、次の作品でも新キャラを出したいと思ったんですね。「次はワルピーチを作ってみよう」と、またグラフィックリーダーとプロジェクトを立ち上げて、とりあえず描いてみたんですけど、宮本(茂)さんが「見なくても、どうせドロンジョみたいなんでしょ」って思ったらしく、見せる前に終わっちゃいました(笑)。もとの発想が違うから、ドロンジョにはならないんですけどね。…堕天使系なのにって(笑)。

    The "rejected before even shown anything" is a recurring story they bring up. From the Camelot website, 2000:
    https://web.archive.org/web/20001209080900/http://www.camelot.co.jp/gimon/gimon13.html
    >「マリオにワリオ、ルイージにワルイージなら、ピーチにはワル○ーチ・・・。」
    >一同、○ルピーチのデザインに、想像を膨らませますが、ワリオに似てたり、ワルイージに似てたり・・・。
    >「いや、それならもう描いてますよ。」
    >「エエッ!」
    >女装したワリオのような姿が脳裏を横切ります。ところが・・・。
    >「ダメダメ。それは見たくないって、前もって任天堂さんから言われてるよ。かわいくなさそうだからって。」
    >鋭い。完全に読まれてる・・・。

    The first place the story was heard in the West was in Nintendo Power issue 135, where the magazine published referred to any such character/s as "their girlfriends". Notably, Nintendo Power credits "The 64 Dream magazine" for help with the interview.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The64Dream magazine was a magazine that ran in Japan at the time, but if the interview in any way shape or form appeared in that magazine is not something easily checked: there's no scans online of any issues (presumably it might be in #47 as that's the one Mario Tennis made the cover of).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate the effortpost, anon. Always good to get the deep lore. God bless.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cant wait for miyamoto to die peacefully of old age

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It always seemed odd to me that they never considered using Daisy as a sort of 'Walupeach'. I mean, what else can she be used for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's the Luigi, we already said so and there's confirmation that they just brought her back because Luigi needed some pussy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much. She's Peach's player two, just like how Luigi is Mario's player two.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's Peach's #2, or she's Luigi's partner when Peach is paired with Mario. That's all she needs to be.
      I don't think Miyamoto or anybody really thought Peach necessitated having an evil counterpart. It's why in Super Princess Peach she's just fighting Bowser to rescue Mario and the rest.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Why does every character need a Shadow version?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the girlies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      them

      All of them were plumbed.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        built for BPC (big plumber cock)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mushroom tipped

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we could use one. She would start with a D... wait a minute...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She wouldn't start with a D, she'd start with a W.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They boxed themselves in with that. Wario worked because he had Mario's 'M' upside down, and it Mario/Wario worked with the Japanese character conventions. Luigi/Waluigi worked because it followed Wario's naming convention while also doubling as a pun, since "warui" means "bad" in Japanese, and they use R- in place of L-.

        A hypothetical character probably wouldn't be able to maintain the Wa- nmaing convention, nor have a "bad" pun justifying its inclusion.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Evil Peach is Weach the Witch. Bam, solved.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Miyamoto hate Doronjo? And DKC? And SMRPG? And Galaxy 1? Why is his taste so shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      since when did he say he hated galaxy 1? and why not 2?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on the contrary, it seems like he loves doronjo because this vapid peach clone will be "just another doronjo clone"

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walupeach
    That is not how that naming scheme works
    Why are "professional" "creatives" the most retarded people on the planet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not how the naming scheme works
      I mean he's called Waluigi not Gammauigi now is he?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The naming scheme is that Warui means evil in jap, so it's "War-io", "Waru-igi", meaning "Waru-Peach" makes sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's Gamma Luigi to you, Mario

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      warui=evil
      mario>waruimario shortened wa from warui y rio from mario then wario
      wario

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    them

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wario would never be anyone's henchman.
      appreciate the fat titties on daisy though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He would for money.
        Also power tennis you dumb moron

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    miyamoto is massive retard
    imagine how good nintendo could have been if he was assassinated instead of iwata

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wapeach
    >Wayoshi
    >Wanky Kong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his name was boshi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In Japan it was ワッシー

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well don't mind me while I eat my glue

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          give us the romaji

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wasshī

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can see why they decided Washy had to be changed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Rex was the opposite of Yoshi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boshi
        princess beach??

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Just like Doronjo
    Fuck Miyamoto

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not even going to let you pitch anything because I know what you'll say
    What if it wasn't Doronjo?
    What if one of these people you employ to make your life easier and polish your work had an idea you didn't?
    When you say "Wa-peach" I don't even think of Doronjo, I think of a character like Captain Syrup or an evil witch sort of like Ashley.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're starting to understand why most people think Miyamoto is a gay these days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a character like Captain Syrup or an evil witch sort of like Ashley

      Camelot have never made a character as creative as those two.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        retard-kun have you ever heard of these games called SHINING FORCE

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waluigi doesn't need to "be" anything because being some asshole Wario hired to act as "his Luigi" is already unique and funny.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walupeach
    Shouldn't it be beach?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like Mario and Princess Beach

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think of captain syrup instead of daisy.
    She would be a great counterpart.
    Rags Vs Riches
    Plus greedy much as wario.
    Wario wouldn’t work under her but maybe with her.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto sounds like he handles meetings like a bitchy old grandpa.
    >No, don't do the dishes. I know you're not going to do them right anyway, so don't bother. I'll do it later. God. What did I get married for?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, I don't care about whatever autism the Waluigi cucks get up to, but yeah Miyamoto sincerely needs to retire and take anyone with him out the door who will continue his cucked regressive points of view.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything needs to be whored out
      Hot take, bitch.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I know it's gonna be just like Doronjo, so don't bother
    Holy fucking based miyamoto.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We already have Captain Syrup

    >antagonist instead of love interest
    >mastermind instead of damsel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if the character isn't from a main mario game then they never get to show up in unrelated spinoff series for whatever reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did it take this long for someone to mention her?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it didn't retard, read the thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me more of Pauline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      already happened

      >beacuse miyamoto has been killing ideas left and right for years,
      >saying no to stealing ideas from a 70s anime is killing ideas
      Zoomers fuck off.
      Captain Syrup IS the anti-peach.

      The need to use her more. She's the perfect foil for Wario as someone who's just as greedy as him, but a lot more competent and sometimes ally when they need to be. She's like the Fujiko to his Lupin.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have had Doronjo Princess hanging with Wario and Waluigi
    >Wario and Waluigi could have been relevant
    based Miyamoto keeping the franchise sterile and stagnant

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >headcanon

      She would be just as irrelevant as Waluigi

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve come to terms with the fact that we’re never EVER getting a Wario Bros game where Wario and Waluigi go on an adventure to rescue Daisy entirely under the assumption that they’ll get a big cash reward for saving a princess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Daisy would take kindly to either of them. Wario hired Tatanga to kidnap her in the Mario Land series so realistically they wouldn't see one red cent of her money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in my hypothetical scenario she doesn’t give them anything anyway other than a thank you

        and then Wario and Waluigi realize they’ve been collecting coins and treasure through out all the levels anyway so it all worked out either way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wario hired Tatanga
        no he did not. Stop parroting this fanon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wario took over Mario Land while Mario was rescuing Daisy
          >Tatanga comes back in SML2 as a boss working for Wario

          It's not that big a stretch.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tatanga only teams up with Wario to get revenge on Mario after his defeat in SML. This is explicitly stated in official material. No official story of the events of SML2 remotely hints at Wario ever hiring Tatanga to play out the events of SML1. It's a massive leap and assumption that's parroted as fact

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody's gotta kill Miyamoto. He's holding Nintendo back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      After the failure of the 3DS and the 3D push in general, they've shoved Miyamoto in the back. He's been put to work on Theme parks and movies to keep him away from the games.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Miyamoto such a homo?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto mandate strikes again

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      excel saga was some good shit

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't show off the design
    It was Doronjo wasn't it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually from what little we know of the interview, it appears the claim was after Waluigi, they set out to try Warupeach, but it was immediately shot down with comments like "you're just making Doronjo, aren't you?" regadless of what the design may or may not have been.

      It's possible that if Warupeach existed first, we'd live in a world where Waluigi is the rejected character.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine all the possible walu girls.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"I know it's gonna be just like Doronjo, so dont' bother"
    What? I see nothing but positives about this. But then doesn't Miyamoto hate when any female upstages Peach?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can get where he's coming from, everyone and their brother was making their own trio of Not-Doronjo in the mid 90s to early 2000s.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      princess peach is Shiggy's waifu lol. I bet he was reluctant to bring back Pauline

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you think that? He directed the game that brought her back in the first place.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    already happened

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I retarded I thought this was talking about a game with both waluigi and peach at first

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is Yatterman still not translated?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Niche audience + ridiculous amounts of Japanese wordplay and jokes = nobody wants to deal with it

      1. Any more "Wa-" would have run the gimmick to the ground, it's good that Waluigi was the end of it, Wapeach or WaDaisy are terrible ideas

      2. Literally Captain Syrup is this (without the ugly), she's a complete inversion of Peach (there's a reason why she was Wario's rival), just bring her into mainline Mario

      3. This is decades old news, why are people treating this as if it's new

      The last point: a Japanese site reposted the old interview and it was finally discovered by someone who spoke English. While it's come up before, this particular interview is the first time the character being like Doronjo in any sense is mentioned.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Any more "Wa-" would have run the gimmick to the ground, it's good that Waluigi was the end of it, Wapeach or WaDaisy are terrible ideas

    2. Literally Captain Syrup is this (without the ugly), she's a complete inversion of Peach (there's a reason why she was Wario's rival), just bring her into mainline Mario

    3. This is decades old news, why are people treating this as if it's new

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not new enough for crunchyshit to license, nor is topical enough for trannies to ruin, and zoomers dont care about anime pre 2015

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beacuse miyamoto has been killing ideas left and right for years, they are practically only using toads as npcs and can't even use their own good characters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >beacuse miyamoto has been killing ideas left and right for years,
        >saying no to stealing ideas from a 70s anime is killing ideas
        Zoomers fuck off.
        Captain Syrup IS the anti-peach.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is a based opinion but it's still horrible how underutilized Captain Syrup. When was the last time she has been seen in a game besides Shake It? What a fucking joke. Miyamoto just hates characters that he didn't directly make.

          The opening cutscenes of the gamecube sports games are proof enough that Waluigi has a role to play in the mario series, he is far from the most superfluous character.

          Agreed. Waluigi shined in those cutscenes and made me appreciate him. He could be fleshed out and have a small game akin to something like SML3, like a test run. But shit, the fact that Wario Land hasn't had a game in years makes me doubt Waluigi even getting his own game anytime soon.

          Nintendo could give him a point if they weren't fucking cowards.
          Where's my Wario & Waluigi: Partners in Crime game? Where's my mainstream Mario game where Wario and Waluigi are the primary antagonists instead of Bowser?

          Never ever, my Wario Bro.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What can be done? Land is dead, Ware is it's own thing. The only way Syrup could survive is if she migrated to Mario spinoff hell somehow and like that's ever going to happen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This looks so much like a Andrew Dobson character

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because you're right. He used the original design of her (because of course Dobson would ape something form Nintendo pre-N64), but his big changes were "hoop earrings and her top is now TWO shirts".

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what he said at all, he said that he didn't even want to to see Wario and Waluigi's girlfriends (because they'd be hideous)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source is a reposting of an old interview from 2008:
      https://www.ndw.jp/waluigi-interview-221021/
      The particular section in question:
      >—— OKが出たときの感想はいかがでした?
      >秀五 うそぉ〜!? 通るんだ!! って(笑)。それで、いいものを作れば任天堂もOKしてくれるんだってわかったので、次の作品でも新キャラを出したいと思ったんですね。「次はワルピーチを作ってみよう」と、またグラフィックリーダーとプロジェクトを立ち上げて、とりあえず描いてみたんですけど、宮本(茂)さんが「見なくても、どうせドロンジョみたいなんでしょ」って思ったらしく、見せる前に終わっちゃいました(笑)。もとの発想が違うから、ドロンジョにはならないんですけどね。…堕天使系なのにって(笑)。

      The "rejected before even shown anything" is a recurring story they bring up. From the Camelot website, 2000:
      https://web.archive.org/web/20001209080900/http://www.camelot.co.jp/gimon/gimon13.html
      >「マリオにワリオ、ルイージにワルイージなら、ピーチにはワル○ーチ・・・。」
      >一同、○ルピーチのデザインに、想像を膨らませますが、ワリオに似てたり、ワルイージに似てたり・・・。
      >「いや、それならもう描いてますよ。」
      >「エエッ!」
      >女装したワリオのような姿が脳裏を横切ります。ところが・・・。
      >「ダメダメ。それは見たくないって、前もって任天堂さんから言われてるよ。かわいくなさそうだからって。」
      >鋭い。完全に読まれてる・・・。

      The first place the story was heard in the West was in Nintendo Power issue 135, where the magazine published referred to any such character/s as "their girlfriends". Notably, Nintendo Power credits "The 64 Dream magazine" for help with the interview.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely cant wait for the creative boom Mario is going to have when Miyamoto dies. It's been stagnant since Sunshine and TTYD.
    NSMB is the most bland Mario series

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have you been in a coma since 2012 or what

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only creative game Mario has been in since 2012 came from Ubisoft

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which new innovative mario games have come out since Galaxy? The NSMB games are just 2.5d Mario-likes

          that's enough Ganker for me today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which new innovative mario games have come out since Galaxy? The NSMB games are just 2.5d Mario-likes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >galaxy
      >stagnant
      retard

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, did it not look like Doronjo?

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wario=Mario with upside down M. Denoting he is his opposite.
    Okay this makes sense.
    >Waluigi=Wario+Luigi. So I guess he is Wario+Luigi.
    Doesn't really make sense. Should've been Igiul or something. Whatever
    >Walupeach=Wario+Luigi+Peach.
    This is just absurd. I am glad Miyamoto put his foot down when presented with this madness. She could've been simply named beach.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where's the citation of his claims

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.ndw.jp/waluigi-interview-221021/

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now I get it, why do these retards use "Walupeach" when they clearly were going for a "Wa"/warui pun? If they're translating properly it should be Waluipeach.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doronjofags

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what's on your mind
      >boobs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know what I'm about, son. Although I will admit that Doronjo always had the worse hair. The over stylization of it is weird compared to proper flowing locks.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear miyamoto is the single biggest gay in japan, literally somehow even gayer then nomura.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    camelotfags really do like trash donut steel characters

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only good Wapeach/Daisy I've seen made.
    Shame he deleted his DA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their names should be Leach and Laisy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those look american designed and terrible

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto was in the right. There was a period where so many Japanese properties were copying Yatterman and adding an evil Peach would've ran the Wa- gimmick into the ground.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Without Miyamoto, we would already have the Mario equivalent of Velma.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You already got three hot princesses, if "Warupeach" is meant to be antithetical like Wario and Waluigi is, why not just make her a fugly fat cretin like Wario is anyway? Could probably make a whole gag around her trying to bang either of the Wah-boys and they're both heartily disgusted by the premise.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Syrup is Wapeach, but that would require Nintendo to actually use her.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t care about Wapeach, but I need a game with Wadaisy, because I know she’d basically just be a scruffy, bratty, tomboy e-boi.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    walumoto and he's korean

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not rarely does he get shit right, but now we know why he shit the bed when bowsette and boosette were a thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what?

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a stupid shit but he's not wrong.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Walupeach
    Better name, Beach.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Once he's out the picture Mario games are going to have a crazy second wind

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miyamoto also rejected a sequel to Twilight Princess even though the entire Zelda team was all set to start working on Twilight Princess 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        business wise he was 100% right. Crossbow training was a minuscule asset flip that made bank and sold millions.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm mad but you know they would have just spent it jerking ioff to Midna.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he hasn't been doing Mario games since Galaxy, Tanabe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You realize the Mario series became more stale the less Miyamoto was involved, right?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are Wario and Waluigi going to get a proper game together? If Peach got a fucking game, then they both could get one that isn't just Warioware.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been kino if waluigi and wario both orbited her and she used her female dark vagoo magic to manipulate them into doing her bidding. Missed opportunity.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waluigi is filler garbage that never should have existed in the first place and Miyamoto is a hack.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not a filler character. My reason? I like him.

      Can't unsee Wario bitting tits

      She's made for getting thrown away

      What can be done? Land is dead, Ware is it's own thing. The only way Syrup could survive is if she migrated to Mario spinoff hell somehow and like that's ever going to happen.

      I have faith that Land is going to return once Warioware becomes less profitable. If she returns somehow, I could definitely see her becoming part of the roster in the spinoff games if she proves popular enough with zoomers.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a fucking hack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >avoid doing the dumb cliche for a 5th time in a row
      >hack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because Mario is so original

        >Peach
        >Sporty Peach
        >Space Peach
        >Orginal Peach

        They even turned Birdo into a Yoshi clone, and Birdo existed before the modern Yoshi design.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you agree that doing the 5th cliche in a row would be bad or what

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto says that like it's a bad thing

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no fat wife with huge gut and tits
    >tfw no skinny wife
    >you'll never get to play as them, btfoing waifufags with shitty taste

    Its not fair bros

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes sense, Waluigi doesn't deserve a woman and Wario only cares about money.

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