>Mogs the entire franchise

Objectively the best Pokémon game. Nothing even compares.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. PokéPark 1 and 2 are the best, actually.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sky > Almia > Pokepark

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Almia
        From what I remember, I preferred GS aside from the story, but it's been like a decade since I've played any of the three Ranger games.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I preferred Ranger Signs to Almia, but Almia's pretty good too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ranger signs
          Late night posting, meant Guardian.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahahahahahah

      oops posted the wrong picture

      HAHAHAHAHAHH

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee you havent played pokepark since you were like six. I loved it as a kid too, replayed it a few months ago and was pretty disappointed.

      It's just a "muh first game is the best" gay. Ignore it. I played RT before Explorers, as I've been playing Pokémon since gen1, and it blew me away how much better PMD2 was. Sure it overuses flashbacks but everything else is just perfect, all it lacks is pokémon from later gens. I say this as someone who's replayed both games many times, so I'm not just basing this opinion on nostalgia.

      Seems like pokemon fans really grapple with blinding nostalgia huh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i loved both pmd and pokepark as a kid and am nostalgic for them but i cannot go back to them
      pokepark it just is especially obvious to me that its a baby game now and i just kinda hate the mystery dungeon genre in general, its just rpgs that feel clunky and the plot in the pmds is extremely overrated anyway
      the spinoffs that actually held up to me were the ranger games

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me, I went back to Almia and got filtered by how fricking slow everything is. Slow move speed, so much dry talking and handholding, can't even just speed the game up like you would a mainline since the battles are real time. I would like to try giving Guardians Signs a replay though, I remember that being the better game.
        Pokepark is way too easy to be interesting as an adult
        I'd play PMD any day though, the way it recontextualizes pokemon's combat is quite good and I love the music.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    oops posted the wrong picture

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fanficmeta

      Sky > Almia > Pokepark

      Based.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fanficmeta
        >what are random battles
        >what are vgc ladders
        >what are custom games
        >what is the battle spot singles

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what are custom games
          That's the only good part. Still gets boring compared to even PokéPark.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Random Battles and Battle Factory aren't good
            homosexual

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only reason I haven't dropped the franchise yet.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Pokken a lot. I hope another Pokémon fighting game happens.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokémon fighting game by Arcsys or arena fighter by CC2 would be really fun actually. I also kinda want to see Capcom try their hand at it, maybe like MvC 3.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people even like Pokepark it's pretty boring.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fun.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rescue Team was more fun than this
    >But! G-grovyle!
    He was cool I guess.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like Rescue Team that much. I liked the dungeons and new stuff in Sky a lot more.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a "muh first game is the best" gay. Ignore it. I played RT before Explorers, as I've been playing Pokémon since gen1, and it blew me away how much better PMD2 was. Sure it overuses flashbacks but everything else is just perfect, all it lacks is pokémon from later gens. I say this as someone who's replayed both games many times, so I'm not just basing this opinion on nostalgia.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well to be fair, flashbacks were the story gimmick of PMD2, since the summoner thing wasn't available for repeat.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The big loss for me was recruitment zones

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      explorers is a more refined version of rescue team. what was rescue team even about anyways? random rescue missions, natural disasters happening offscreen, some subplot about gengar and gardevoir that doesnt get resolved until postgame.
      and also the moment finish watching the credits you and your partner become the equivalent of soulless NPCs

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how it progresses.
        You spend the first hours building your reputation as a Pokemon.
        Get to make your own house, become a member of the society.
        Then that stupid shit Gengar frames you for the problems you’ve been trying to solve.
        You’re run out of the town that you’ve been helping all this time, with a handful of civilians still believing in you.
        “Run Away Fugitives…” hits, and it’s one of the best tracks in the series.
        Now you wander around the mountains, meeting Legendary Pokemon to try and clear your name.
        It was comfy and just dramatic enough.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the moment finish watching the credits you and your partner become the equivalent of soulless NPCs
        I wish they did that in explorers too.
        Having almost 500 Pokemon available but being forced to use your starters well into the postgame is unacceptable.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wish they did that in explorers too.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to be forced to keep using starters in the postgame, as soon as the main story ends you should be able to just form whatever team you like

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can, the starters are only used for quests strictly related to story progression. Mystifying Forest and the Palkia/Darkrai segments are the only dungeons that actually force you to use the starter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played this game because I'm not autistic enough to enjoy the gameplay. Seems cute though.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't remember much about this game. But all I remember was that my first was a Bulbasaur and all I did was spam sleep powder before Totodile and I slaughter the entire floor. Saved my ass during times when I get ambushed by a frickton of mons, forgot what it was called.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot what it was called
      It's a monster house!

      The music is now playing in your head.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather a purely visual novel version of the story
    because the gameplay is kind of bad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Overrated game by furries.

      True.

      youre not wrong. one of my favorite games ever but i can admit the gameplay is pretty boring and repetitive. the story isn't even that masterfully written. but the environmental art and the friendship with your partner are so overwhelmingly good, they singlehandedly make the game better than almost every other pokemon game

      also yeah the fans come off as very infantile most of the time

      It's just not for you. PMD was neither the first nor the last game done in that style.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it amazing how spinoffs have a habit of being better than Gamefreak's slop?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they ate trash and thats why they flop and now they are ded

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, gameslop owns the rights so whenever a spin off does better than their games (pokemon coliseum/GoD) they crush them like a little bug and never EVER can sah the word pokemon again(I crushed your mom's pussy with my penis)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gates and Super soiled the brand to severity they had to re-release Rescue Team.

    Doubt the Mystery Dungeon series will continue.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Another spin-off was brutally executed
      What else is new?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      super was fine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      those were both full moron games
      gates to indignity was sabotaged by punova's shitty dex and bw's regional dex, however

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        *regional dex gimmick of exclusivity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Super
      >Best gameplay and mechanics in the series
      >Most amount of Pokemon
      >Good music
      >Solid story
      >Great cast with many memorable moments throughout
      >Ton of content
      Super was great and the only group that ever disliked it were nostalgiagays for EoT/D/S that refuse to take off their rose-tinted glasses.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Best gameplay and mechanics in the series
        Eh, sidegrade at best. Not taking into consideration the major downsides like the fatigue system ruining using any Pokemon that isn't you and your partner which is too big a deal to overlook.
        >>Most amount of Pokemon
        Fatigue ruins it.
        >>Good music
        I feel like I maybe remember a track or two being good? Either way it doesn't hold a candle to Rescue Team and Explorers' soundtracks.
        story
        At the point of Super, PMD's story structure grew tiresome. And going to Pokemon kindergarten wasn't great.
        cast with many memorable moments throughout
        Only memorable moments cast wise in Super is the partner being really annoying, and Ampharos getting lost constantly.
        >>Ton of content
        True, but too bad you can't bring your favorites with you unlike every other game.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's fatigue?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said fatigue, but it's whatever system that locks you out of using Pokemon too much. Basically the way it works if you haven't played Super is that outside of you and your partner, after you use a certain Pokemon for a couple of times, you get locked out of using them for a good few dungeon visits. Because the connection orb meaning that you recruit one of each Pokemon, instead of the usual defeating Pokemon until one finally asks to join it means that the game can lock away Pokemon from you at will as even if you evolve the pre-evo it means you lose access to the pre-evo forever. If this was to only gate away relatively high level Pokemon from being used too much this wouldn't be a bad thing, but this mechanic never goes away even when you hit a high rank, meaning that you can't really build a team.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The cooldown is based on the difference between the pokemon's level and your protagonist's, so you can skip a lot of the headache by just power leveling to 100. The fact that the game even has the ability to tell you you're not allowed to use your own pokemon is the issue, it's just irritating and patronizing and that hurts the play experience

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>Best gameplay and mechanics in the series
        Super's "smart" AI turned any combat into a complete slog. The tutorial literally tells you the "press A to bait enemies into approaching" spiel yet every single enemy refuses to approach and will intentionally dance around if you try to get them to come towards you any other way.
        Enemies overpower your cast, which also leads to the playstyle being to play like a ranged homosexual spamming insta-petrify wands instead of actually fighting anything. The game encourages item use more than any other MD, but does so by making items use the ONLY playstyle you can engage with. Spam Pounce Wand to speed through dungeons because everything instagibs you, and Petrify/Warp/whatever if you ever do come across an enemy.
        That's not to say Explorers was perfect either, there's a lot of flaws in how it handles its new mechanics (female mons being objectively better than their male counterparts, the unique species-based IQ skilltree system being a massive grind to the point of never being used in story while also simultaneously being unbalanced due to stat inflation coming with it) but the core fundamentals of Super are rotten.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explorers was embarrassingly childish
    Even as a kid coming from Rescue Team

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >calling a pokemon game childish

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, some Pokemon games can be interesting for all age brackets while others cater to little kids exclusively.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rescue Team is even more childish.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't the most childish game the one that forces you to go to elementary school?

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the best pokemon game is a reskinned game from another franchise by a different developer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick its true. same with conquest and pinball

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no friend areas
    It's garbage. Turning all your Pokemon into a list of names completely destroys the joy of collecting them.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Super had the best gameplay but something about the story and presentation just felt off
    >The first half of the story is just you playing as a baby
    >The replacement for the recruitment system feels less like catching your own Pokemon and more like asking the neighbors for help
    >We've seen this exact same plot and these exact same character archetypes four times now
    >There's no real villain and the central narrative doesn't start until relatively late so much of the game feels aimless
    Super's fine but it's certainly not perfect, though I think a lot of it is just fatigue from double-dipping and rehashing the same plot points from the first three games. If it was your first PMD game you certainly wouldn't have these issues with it

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mystery Dungeon
    >good
    lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your taste
      >good
      lol

      lmao even

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about you

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least you’re aware of your bad taste.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s all there is to say.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wish.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nuh uh

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No male Skitty
    >No Meowth
    Sorry, I'll stick with Time & Darkness

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dungeon crawlers seem to be the ultimate journo filters.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overrated game by furries.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      True.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre not wrong. one of my favorite games ever but i can admit the gameplay is pretty boring and repetitive. the story isn't even that masterfully written. but the environmental art and the friendship with your partner are so overwhelmingly good, they singlehandedly make the game better than almost every other pokemon game

      also yeah the fans come off as very infantile most of the time

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