>mom sees you play a retro game she used to be an expert on

>mom sees you play a retro game she used to be an expert on

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women being experts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sauce

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom used to play oddworld, spyro and crash bandicoot
    >wasn't into jrpgs but played baten kaitos a ton, to the point of making a starter save to skip the slow ass intro
    good times...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >played baten kaitos a ton
      absolutely keyed taste

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any lewd pics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She actively purged older lewds from the internet

      Just like that one mommycore asmr chick

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane is cute!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's gotta be pushing 40 now and she's still hot as fuck. What's her secret?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's gotta be pushing 40 now and she's still hot as fuck. What's her secret?

        The good Bong genes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's actually half Chinese so I guess it all makes sense. Chinese women look 30 until their 60s and then they age decades all at once

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know for sure she's half Han?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >age 60-70
              >boobs get bigger

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's half Asian.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The good Bong genes.
          oxymoron

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >parents never touch games and keep complaining about older brother ruining his studies to play wow, typical chinese situation
    >always stress that videogames are a waste of time
    >be 13
    >dad comes home after a hard day
    >sees me on the television playing nba
    >sits down next to me and asks if we can play
    >go through a couple matches
    >decently good despite never touching a controller in his life, immediately understood the game conceptually and mechanically
    >"that was fun, anon. I'm gonna go change."
    >never mention videogames again

    He had the asian gamer essence and never gave a shit. Huh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s either tried to contact with you and just lucked out or he is or was a gamer at one point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him to play with you sometime. Seems he was trying to connect. Its only now as an adult I realize I see the importance of spending time with your parents (assuming they were good parents and did everything they could for you).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My son always tells me he likes to spend time with me. It’s just he’s 4yo and boring as hell. We don’t play vidya, shit rots your brain.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >We don’t play vidya, shit rots your brain.
          you are playin the bad vidya that does not stimulate your curiosity like a fukken zoomer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your son is less autistic than you.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Dark Souls, son? Move aside.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer women don't play video games

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically when I was a kid I had a friend whose mom was a street fighter 2 fangirl. She knew how to do most moves (with chun-li especially) and would kick our asses every time we all played together. Boomer gamer girls actually exists, anon. They're just rarer than the zoomer ones.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, my aunt is a boomer and a few years ago she wanted that mini Sega console/collection for Christmas. She was obsessed with Sega in the 90's. She's in her 60s.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a boomer step aunt who was really into one those browser character prog/rpg-lite type games that was mafia themed. One time she came over to our house to use our IP address for some reason that was related to the game and some unique daily mechanic and I found it hilarious. I talked to her about WoW after that and it was a weird bonding moment.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mom is in her early 50s and she loves Pokemon and Tetris.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Video games only became mostly a male thing during their life times.
      Mother talked about playing her Atari enough to get blisters from the shitty joystick.
      Apparently she also loved the Dune RTS when she was younger. Enough to get excited about the new film just for it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just in here fore more jane

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only game my mum has ever played was mario kart

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane getting old makes me depressed. Feels like it was only yesterday watching Inside Xbox on the 360 dashboard while waiting for my friends to come online.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would watch the weekly SentUAMessage whilst taking a break from games
      I don’t know if they had that in the US, but good fucking times…

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SentUAMessage
        what a throwback

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're all getting older, ever closer to the inevitable day of our death. As we age we make less and less memorable memories and thus it appears that the passage of time is faster and faster. Life is a constant downward spiral and things like cute video game lady getting older are just a grim reminder of our mortality that we cannot avoid try as we might

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post that anon who drew porn of his mom
    That’s actually happened

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shadman

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >her face when you unzip your dick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not when your dad's still in the house!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      when did you add a zip to your dick?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That must fucking hurt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based northern lass Jane. Used to watch her when they had a segment on Xbox Dashboard. Think she's just doing Youtube now with the same guys.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/tKLQsnz.jpg

      >mom sees you play a retro game she used to be an expert on

      what race is this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the human race 🙂

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is bonganies. Part bong part Chinese. Something like that anyway.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Outside xbox is a pretty fun channel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree.

      Ellen is woke

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's still a qtpie. I would marry her and have vidya player kids.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom used to be obsessed with a game called deadly towers when she was in college. I ended up a couple birthdays ago getting her a copy again and she was so happy. Then I played through it on an emulator and fuck was that game unforgiving.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my mom was this with rollercoaster tycoon
    >my dad was this with il-2 sturmovik

    The passage of time is incredibly depressing, especially when mourning the loss of someone who is still alive.
    I miss my parents, bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least you had good memories of them anon, my parents are getting up there too.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OUTSIDEXBOX IS OFF-LIMITS FOR Ganker. YOU TAKE THIS SHIT DOWN.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mom can barely play video games
    >Remember her beating the second quest in Zelda while I was little with no guides.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that makeup and lighting
    >still fugly

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i find her very very attractive for some reason...

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had an ex who used to play NES with her mom when she was little. I always thought that was real sweet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my mom is a god at Dr. Mario on the NES
      I miss playing NES games with my mom as a kid

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom knows all 50 stardust locations in Legend of Dragoon so instead of looking it up I just give her a call when I need help. I know most of them too but I always forget one or two on a disc.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing Legend of Dragoon on an emulator for the first time. Do I really need to get all 50 for story completion? Or is it just an optional super boss-type situation?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Optional super boss only.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, anon. I'm on the 2nd disc and I know I must have missed some on disc 1 and I do not want to backtrack if it's just optional. I could Youtube what the fight looks like when I'm done.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah don't worry about it. I only go for them since I've played the game a bunch of times already and like the fight. Hope you enjoy the game.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad was part of a globally competitive clan in Battlefield 2. Funny thing is that part of the reason him and my mother got divorced was because he spent so much time on BF2.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mother teached me how to play various old nintendo and famicom games when I was a kid, and she teached me things about super mario bros like the secret level room for example.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She should have "teached" you some English, you dumb bitch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe yours should've taught you how not to be so mean 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well she didn't and that's what the board is for.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is simple past
        >what is pp (not one thing i stick in ur mom)
        retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What is an irregular verb?
          Retard.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I save webms from Ganker threads regularly and show them to my mom.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario 3
    >Kirby's adventure
    >burger time
    good times

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible, my mom hates video games and I don't think she's ever played a single one.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom didn't play video games until smart phones cameras out. all she plays is candy crush. I don't even remember playing super Mario bros with her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smart phones came out

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone have mother issues now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the western nuclear family has been in a slow car wreck for the last 50 years anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because your mom is several hundred thousand times better in every way compared to modern women

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom likes vr but we both get motion sick and I have 1000hrs in vr and still puke

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mom hasn't touched a controller or even a keyboard in her life
    Can't relate.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom and I beat Gauntlet Legends on a Disney Cruise Arcade like 20 years ago, they even kept it open an extra hour longer because the employees had never seen anyone actually go through all of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that picture
      it's tar

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She then gives you a Blowjob

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based northern lass Jane. Used to watch her when they had a segment on Xbox Dashboard. Think she's just doing Youtube now with the same guys.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pity Ellen is so woke. Its very off-putting.

  40. 2 months ago
    saucy

    She did see me naked.

    We spent the night together! We didn't have sex, but she did see me naked.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mum played Donkey kong 64 all the fucking time, getting all the collectibles, and had 4 fucking 100% saves on Mario 64, then threw a tantrum when I accidentally 2-3 of them because I wanted to play.

    >Dad played the Timesplitters games and had like a gazillion hours in Desert Conflict on the ps2

    Was cozy, shame they don't care for vidya anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      saucy

      My parents would only crowd around the television for violent video games.

      I had a slew of friendly G-rated games but they would only bother me if I were playing Resident Evil 4 or God of War.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video games costed money and my mom is gnomish.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You reminded me that I have to play the new Syberia game with my mom. She loves the series and beat all the games on my original Xbox when I was younger.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom didn't play a ton of vidya but she did beat Zelda 1 (including second quest) and 2.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dad used to play aoe 2 and starcraft when I was younger
    >used to play with him, cultivated my love rts
    >stops playing
    >one day literally force him to play world of tanks on my computer
    >complains but begrudgingly tries it out because he's a big ww2 documentary enjoyer
    >5 years later
    >actively plays world of tanks every day, sometimes bugs me until I join him for a few matches
    >has multiple tier 10 vehicles (a pretty respectable grind)
    >never spent a penny on the virtual shop, outright refuses to spend money on it
    it's like a cheat code for our relationship because I can choose to play a couple matches with him and it'll instantly make his day and make him happy.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i lover her so much bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
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      What parasocial simping does to a mf

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my grandma is crazy at tetris

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom was the one to get me into Age of Empires 2. She always liked turtling and going for the relic victories. I love my mom.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck she's hot

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClDNnbk0gZmtIvcdG3RTcbg/videos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I respect the grind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank you!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there one for Ellen?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ellen is ugly

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"mom"
    >bitch is only like 5 years older than me
    fuck, I'm old.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, you guys are getting that xbox channel recommended too?

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    simcity 4 and rct 1
    my ma made me autistic

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom saw me crash an infernus in vice city and asked me to let her play for a bit
    I couldnt fall asleep because she kept playing vice city every night

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute, I used to play GTA San Andreas with her and she'd laugh so hard whenever CJ got beat up or stole a car or picked up a prostitute, because she had no idea those things were in video games.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keffals looks like THAT???
    ZAMN!

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to like her when she was on gamespot

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play re2make as claire
    >mom walks in
    >”oh are you playing tomb raider?”
    >zoom in on claire and tell her it’s resident evil
    >mom looks at the screen for a moment ans says
    >”she has a weird face”

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you told her that they scanned the face of a very cute model.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jane wa KAWAII!!

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